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By *partharmony OP   Couple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Tomorrow I (Luke) have an appointment to provide a semen sample as it is about four months since my vasectomy. Hannah was planning on helping me produce the sample but she has had a work booking that clashes (she is a freelancer).

She was so apologetic to me about it that I felt she could have done with being able to buy a greetings card that says "Sorry I can't be there to wank you off" but unfortunately you can't get one at Clinton's or WH Smith's etc.

What greetings cards do you think are a bit niche but potentially come in handy on occasion?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Tomorrow I (Luke) have an appointment to provide a semen sample as it is about four months since my vasectomy. Hannah was planning on helping me produce the sample but she has had a work booking that clashes (she is a freelancer).

She was so apologetic to me about it that I felt she could have done with being able to buy a greetings card that says "Sorry I can't be there to wank you off" but unfortunately you can't get one at Clinton's or WH Smith's etc.

What greetings cards do you think are a bit niche but potentially come in handy on occasion? "

This is hilarious!

Erm... Sorry I gave you carpet burns on your knees? Sorry I got spunk in your eye? Sorry for making you sleep in the soggy patch?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I got the wrong hole

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Birthday, Christmas and Valentine's day cards for metamours. Possibly along the lines of "thank you for taking it in turns dealing with his bed hogging and snoring!"

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By *partharmony OP   Couple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Good luck at your first gang bang, Dad/Mum/Son/Daughter!

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

Perhaps there needs to be a line of business cards for socials.

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

Online card maker websites let you write what you like

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Thank you for last night. I will love you forever.

Ps, what's your name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the spit roast, DP, DVP (delete as appropriate ) x

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Sorry I got the wrong hole"

But the subtext is that I'm not sorry really....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

'Thanks for the fuck'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the best for your std clinic appointment

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Sorry I accidentally pranged your car.’

The inside of the card could have a little form for insurance details

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Online card maker websites let you write what you like "

They do indeed

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Perhaps there needs to be a line of business cards for socials.

"

A couple once gave me one with their Fab name and mobile numbers. I thought it was very efficient of them to have them printed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Losing virginity cards

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"All the best for your std clinic appointment "

They do appointment cards...

Apparently

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Happy genocide day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really like you but have to buy you this card because it's your birthday, Christmas, whatever"

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By *partharmony OP   Couple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Congratulations on reaching your first 100 Fab women!

That's a lot of people to have blocked you.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Welcome to swinging.

May all your fantasies come true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry your wife found your fab swingers single male profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry your wife found your fab swingers single male profile "

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Sorry for the sti

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