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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

how often do you tend to your bits an bobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bits most days, bobs on a Thursday and Monday....

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"how often do you tend to your bits an bobs "

You mean like getting the Vim out, or mowing the lawn?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bits most days, bobs on a Thursday and Monday...."

Are Thursday and Monday reserved for PoF

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how often do you tend to your bits an bobs

You mean like getting the Vim out, or mowing the lawn?"

Lawn mowing

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By *modDMan
over a year ago

Lichfield


"how often do you tend to your bits an bobs "

I wouldn't touch Bob's with a barge pole.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"how often do you tend to your bits an bobs

You mean like getting the Vim out, or mowing the lawn?

Lawn mowing "

I tend to get the mower out before a meet, most people seem to appreciate a well tended lawn with neat borders.

I've not had a planned (get nakkid) meet for a while, so a bit of a wild meadow at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how often do you tend to your bits an bobs

You mean like getting the Vim out, or mowing the lawn?

Lawn mowing

I tend to get the mower out before a meet, most people seem to appreciate a well tended lawn with neat borders.

I've not had a planned (get nakkid) meet for a while, so a bit of a wild meadow at the moment.

"

People are looking a bit funny at me on this train as I laugh out loud to the wild meadow comment

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I have a wax on wax off every 4 weeks now. Tis always better when Mrs Miyagi does it all for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But generally I tend my bits and bobs on a Thursday, but will also touch up before a meet too.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"how often do you tend to your bits an bobs

You mean like getting the Vim out, or mowing the lawn?

Lawn mowing

I tend to get the mower out before a meet, most people seem to appreciate a well tended lawn with neat borders.

I've not had a planned (get nakkid) meet for a while, so a bit of a wild meadow at the moment.

People are looking a bit funny at me on this train as I laugh out loud to the wild meadow comment "

Sorry.

Not sorry.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I have a wax on wax off every 4 weeks now. Tis always better when Mrs Miyagi does it all for me."

Ditto!

But, I've been slack, just too busy to go.

Currently at 7 wks & the 'fro is starting to poke through my lacies

*note to self

Book a bloody waxing

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Bits every day. Never touch bobs. He can do that himself

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I have a wax on wax off every 4 weeks now. Tis always better when Mrs Miyagi does it all for me.

Ditto!

But, I've been slack, just too busy to go.

Currently at 7 wks & the 'fro is starting to poke through my lacies

*note to self

Book a bloody waxing "

Just wear bigger undercrackers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bits every day. Never touch bobs. He can do that himself "

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bits every day. General forestation once a month.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Shaving - never.

Just veet the sides and have a bit of a trim when I’m on a promise

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I was at an organised social on saturday evening so the manscape was tended that evening (just in case), otherwise once a fortnight or so.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm thinking of totally getting rid of the mangrowth and getting back to bare skin.

Anything that makes me cock look bigger, and fuck me I need all the help I can get.

I was thinking it might make me look like a pr3 pub3scent schoolboy though.

Then I thought, one look at your gnarled, prune like, battered chops'll tell 'em your a "bit" older than 12.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the hair starts pushing the boxers away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it starts getting a bit noticeable the old bush

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Weekly.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I stick to the 3 day max regrowth rule

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I have somebody for that

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"how often do you tend to your bits an bobs "

I'd probably tend to your bits and bobs more frequently than my own, given the opportunity.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Before a meet...or every couple of weeks if I have a long gap between meets

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If I waited for 'inbetween meets' I'd end up with a 'wild flower conservation area'

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"If I waited for 'inbetween meets' I'd end up with a 'wild flower conservation area' "

Is it a SSSI

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"If I waited for 'inbetween meets' I'd end up with a 'wild flower conservation area'

Is it a SSSI "

It needs to be explored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bits most days, bobs on a Thursday and Monday....

Are Thursday and Monday reserved for PoF "

No he never touches me, well not more than an "accidental" brush....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I tend to my bits regularly thankyou . As for Bob's, there's a Bob next door to me , hes a twat !!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

It's just part of my daily routine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm bored...

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"If I waited for 'inbetween meets' I'd end up with a 'wild flower conservation area'

Is it a SSSI

It needs to be explored "

With a team of lady rangers

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"If I waited for 'inbetween meets' I'd end up with a 'wild flower conservation area'

Is it a SSSI

It needs to be explored

With a team of lady rangers"

So long as they all bring their gear. You know how much I like it.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I get a wax about every 6 weeks (my hair grows slow!). Other than that I'll pluck any rogue stragglers if I'm due to get naughty with someone

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I was them every time I shower. Surely that's good enough?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was them every time I shower. Surely that's good enough?"

How long is it

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I hoist boobs daily......check for mushrooms....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hoist boobs daily......check for mushrooms.... "

What was the whippet thread called last night...asking for a friend

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Bob bits, he can look after his own surely.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I hoist boobs daily......check for mushrooms....

What was the whippet thread called last night...asking for a friend "

What's in his pantaloons?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hoist boobs daily......check for mushrooms....

What was the whippet thread called last night...asking for a friend

What's in his pantaloons? "

We said it was a whippet but what was the thread called

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"I hoist boobs daily......check for mushrooms.... "

Good grief woman. Be - have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every week for Belle. Beast just doesn't when I asked for him to manicure he said you like me beastly

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I hoist boobs daily......check for mushrooms....

What was the whippet thread called last night...asking for a friend

What's in his pantaloons?

We said it was a whippet but what was the thread called "

I'm lost boo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hoist boobs daily......check for mushrooms....

What was the whippet thread called last night...asking for a friend

What's in his pantaloons?

We said it was a whippet but what was the thread called

I'm lost boo? "

I am now too

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Friday afternoon

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"how often do you tend to your bits an bobs "

I don't know Bob.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how often do you tend to your bits an bobs

I don't know Bob."

I don’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Friday afternoon "

Every Friday

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I have a wax on wax off every 4 weeks now. Tis always better when Mrs Miyagi does it all for me.

Ditto!

But, I've been slack, just too busy to go.

Currently at 7 wks & the 'fro is starting to poke through my lacies

*note to self

Book a bloody waxing

Just wear bigger undercrackers."

They're already big enough to use as a parachute!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"I have a wax on wax off every 4 weeks now. Tis always better when Mrs Miyagi does it all for me.

Ditto!

But, I've been slack, just too busy to go.

Currently at 7 wks & the 'fro is starting to poke through my lacies

*note to self

Book a bloody waxing

Just wear bigger undercrackers.

They're already big enough to use as a parachute! "

Get it booked before you leave the salon! Mrs Miyagi is the best!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Friday afternoon

Every Friday "

I bought one of those IPL hair removal thingamajigs so hopefully the weekly thing will be a thing of the past soon.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Friday afternoon

Every Friday

I bought one of those IPL hair removal thingamajigs so hopefully the weekly thing will be a thing of the past soon."

It does slow the hair growth down but still have to epilate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attending to it now as I’m typing this

Everyday at least once

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I was them every time I shower. Surely that's good enough?

How long is it "

How long is what, the shower? Dunno about 15 mins.

My cock? Not that big, I'm more concerned with getting my shower done and dusted.

The time spent washing my bits? Enough so they they feel clean I guess.

A peice of string? That depends on where you cut it.

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By *rooke2000Man
over a year ago

Stoke On Trent

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trim once a week usually. Not so much recently as I’ve been in a bit of a fug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandfather used to say that sun-Wednesday, he would wash as far down as possible. Thursday - Friday he would wash as far up as possible. On Saturday, as a treat, he would wash possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By tend to how u mean trim whrm im arsed

Wiggle who knows

2 shakes 5 times per day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I trim or shave often enough to make sure I'm always trimmed and shaven. Retrosexually hairy is generally lazy and lazy is a turn off for me

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Whenever the bits are going to be tended by Bob

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