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It's Thursday, it's Rant Day
Bring your rants and have them Approved or Denied by me - Swing Jong Un
But beware, rants about preferences, not replying to messages, having to go to work and/or saying 'No rants from me' will be met with a nipple cripple and a wet willy (no not mine)
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"Christ, you didn't hang around.  "If that’s a rant I think you need to do better | |||
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"Defensive girlfriends "You’re my girlfriend | |||
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"Defensive girlfriends
You’re my girlfriend " | |||
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"Defensive girlfriends
You’re my girlfriend
"My rants are defensive but wrong subject | |||
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"Defensive girlfriends
You’re my girlfriend
"We need more emojis
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"Defensive girlfriends
You’re my girlfriend
My rants are defensive but wrong subject "I’m hormonal as fuck, ignore me. I fancy Lib tonight, it’s clear my mind is not okay. | |||
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"Defensive girlfriends
You’re my girlfriend
My rants are defensive but wrong subject
I’m hormonal as fuck, ignore me. I fancy Lib tonight, it’s clear my mind is not okay. "That was me last week, you’d have thought the world was about to end
Oh not the fancying Lib bit | |||
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"  "I’m being a cunt because I just don’t want anyone to know how much you mean to me.  | |||
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 ’ without any warning or anything, it’s just fucking creepy, like no.
As for the bigotry, I’m trans, yeah I know it’s unusual to meet someone like me in this area but no I don’t wanna hear your opinion on chromasones and what you’ve learnt from reading the daily mail, get the fuck outta here with that! | |||
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"Jeremy Corbyn is an ill educated racist cunt , and an illiterate bigot, with no sense of fiscal policy! " You might want to change your attire while ranting about the Labour leader | |||
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"People who know nothing about politics and spout bollocks. " | |||
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"People with Xmas decs up already "Yes the 1st December is the time for that  | |||
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"Long arse posts! Eeessshhh "Glibness!!  | |||
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"Long arse posts! Eeessshhh
Glibness!! "Sigh..... | |||
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"Long arse posts! Eeessshhh
Glibness!!
Sigh....."That's ok Bandit ... you can sigh at me anytime x | |||
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Happy Thursday all, much love 
Nip x | |||
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"Fun sponges "Spongebob Knobpants? Approved | |||
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"Passive aggressive folk "Also Approved | |||
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"Bloody mice in attic.. I will keep ranting till little buggers go. Yes with clogs on No not getting a cat Yes live rural Yes got bait traps sonars down. " Fair play Part of nature's wonder Denied | |||
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"Christ, you didn't hang around. "I am very quick  | |||
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"Belittling folk "Was that 'eat me' or 'drink me' that did that? I've not read the book Approved | |||
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"Just fucking people "Should be a pleasant experience Denied | |||
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"Period pains. Ugh. " Always Approved | |||
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"Men. Tut. "No it was King Tut Denied for historical inaccuracy | |||
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"Defensive girlfriends
You’re my girlfriend
We need more emojis
Yes that was a rant "Hell yes and gifs Approved | |||
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"Bigots, and customers who say REALLY fucking creepy things to me at work. Imagine working on your own and having someone say ‘I’d love to take you out back ’ without any warning or anything, it’s just fucking creepy, like no.
As for the bigotry, I’m trans, yeah I know it’s unusual to meet someone like me in this area but no I don’t wanna hear your opinion on chromasones and what you’ve learnt from reading the daily mail, get the fuck outta here with that! "No one should have to put up with that ever. I hope the situation improves ASAP Approved | |||
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"Cunts who sit on their brakes when stationary in traffic, dazzling those behind them. Use your fucking handbrake! " Every Single Time Approved with bells on | |||
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"Jeremy Corbyn is an ill educated racist cunt , and an illiterate bigot, with no sense of fiscal policy! In my opinion based on never having met him and only reading things online" FTFY Denied | |||
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And, not a rant as such but more surprise; my mum had a back operation on Tuesday which we all thought would take 3 hours. Ended up being over 6, and she's still numb in her lower legs and feet now.... | |||
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"People with Xmas decs up already
Yes the 24th December is the time for that "FTFY darling | |||
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"People with Xmas decs up already "Definitely Approved | |||
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"Developers - the ongoing saga So, to recap, currently going through the process of buying a new build house, reserved in April, been on contract since May due to have been completed end of October. Developers being as they are, the end date slipped, and slipped again ... then slipped again ... was going to complete end of this month, then 13th December This week's latest installment ... T minus 3 weeks to go, sales office called ... bad news ... date slipped again, now won't complete until middle of January!! Here's the kicker ... all because the kitchen door handles we have chosen have been discontinued!! Wtf ... they suddenly found this out about 4 weeks ago, they told us and we chose new ones ... but little did the developer know, because they didn't have a complete order, the kitchen subcontractor didn't even begin to build the kitchen ... 6 week leaf time. 1. Handles just need holes drilling, why does this stop the carcasses and doors being made?? 2. Why the fuck hadn't the developer questioned why there was no kitchen delivered and fitted for the house when they were just 3 weeks from planned completion?? Cue a long sob story of lazy site manager and incompetent direction, personnel replaced, new team playing catch up etc,other houses have been delayed even longer than ours ... How the fuck is this my problem??? Just finish the fucking house!!!! Arsey cockwombles the lot of them ... Tune in next time for the next installment ...." Bellwhackers - hope they pull their fingers out before you put your fist in Approved | |||
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"Not much to rant about today tbh.... ....oh, but, fab - it's not very entertaining or inspiring lately..... ...oh, and some ppl are really mean to other ppl they perceive as being mean, when if they were nice then everyone would have a better experience (has absolutely nothing to do with me personally this time, just an observation of late, it's really not pretty).... ....be nice and give others more BOTD please you miserable fuckers....!
Happy Thursday all, much love
Nip x"There is always an undercurrent around here. I'm glad I'm not involved in any of it anymore Approved | |||
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"Xmas advert becoming a big event. Take your plastic tat and f off." Edgar is my favourite but Kevin is a close second The Debenhams and M&S ones are crap Denied | |||
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"I’d like to rant about stomach cramps. Who invented them and why!!? "Hell yes - always allowed I hope the fart is suitably satisfying
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"I know you said not to rant about people not replying to messages but can I rant about being attacked for having the temerity to choose not to reply? I'm mindful you can't discuss the contents of messages. Let's just say that someone I'd never spoken to asked me something intrusive and personal without any preamble or introduction. Just an abrupt demand. I therefore declined to respond. Woke up today to two more messages name calling as a result. (note: not disclosing content) Yeah, they're now blocked but TBH it's made me feel a bit shit. So much for respecting people's rights to privacy here, never mind all the other valid reasons why I can choose not to reply like.... ummm, real life, time etc. Was from a regular and apparently 'liked' forum user too. "You certainly can
Unnamed forumite - don't be a dick
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"The rain sucks man ... do you" Straws? Yes It's western Europe, it's winter - it rains Denied | |||
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"A job I had on for tomo evening, worth £100, got cancelled with three days notice
And, not a rant as such but more surprise; my mum had a back operation on Tuesday which we all thought would take 3 hours. Ended up being over 6, and she's still numb in her lower legs and feet now.... "That's bad luck - hope something else comes up soon And I hope your mum recovers quickly Approved | |||
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"Boris Johnson is a deep fried cunt nugget." As insults go, it needs work. Denied until you think of something better | |||
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"Developers - the ongoing saga So, to recap, currently going through the process of buying a new build house, reserved in April, been on contract since May due to have been completed end of October. Developers being as they are, the end date slipped, and slipped again ... then slipped again ... was going to complete end of this month, then 13th December This week's latest installment ... T minus 3 weeks to go, sales office called ... bad news ... date slipped again, now won't complete until middle of January!! Here's the kicker ... all because the kitchen door handles we have chosen have been discontinued!! Wtf ... they suddenly found this out about 4 weeks ago, they told us and we chose new ones ... but little did the developer know, because they didn't have a complete order, the kitchen subcontractor didn't even begin to build the kitchen ... 6 week leaf time. 1. Handles just need holes drilling, why does this stop the carcasses and doors being made?? 2. Why the fuck hadn't the developer questioned why there was no kitchen delivered and fitted for the house when they were just 3 weeks from planned completion?? Cue a long sob story of lazy site manager and incompetent direction, personnel replaced, new team playing catch up etc,other houses have been delayed even longer than ours ... How the fuck is this my problem??? Just finish the fucking house!!!! Arsey cockwombles the lot of them ... Tune in next time for the next installment ...." I'm familiar with these sort of things.... I'm almost worrying now, that my ex is your builder!! | |||
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"I volunteer to do a certain something and overwhelming I am happy to do it but I’m really tired and could do with a night off it, just this once. " | |||
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"I volunteer to do a certain something and overwhelming I am happy to do it but I’m really tired and could do with a night off it, just this once. "Can I stay home SmellMell? | |||
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"I volunteer to do a certain something and overwhelming I am happy to do it but I’m really tired and could do with a night off it, just this once.
Can I stay home SmellMell? "Yes. Yes you can. If you're not ip to it, you're not. Don't make yourself go. x | |||
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"Women's profiles that demand that you send them face pic, possibly dick pic, waist and inside leg measurements and national insurance number but say don't ask for a face pic back as I can't possibly have it on the Web No, but you can send it on a PM and set it to delete as soon as the message has been read! Sorry, just seen this and it has irrationally annoyed me because, amazing as it might sound, I might want to see what someone I'm considering bumping uglies with looks like facially.... " Preferences dude, preferences If it doesn't float your boat then avoid. Denied | |||
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"I volunteer to do a certain something and overwhelming I am happy to do it but I’m really tired and could do with a night off it, just this once. " You need to be in the right frame of mind for a gang bang Babs. Have some time off
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"Passive aggressive folk "oh my days, had that all the time when I am at work. People getting passive aggressive with me constant and they have no reason or just cause time to change job but in the new year | |||
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"Standing while waiting for a bus that's over 20 minutes late in the cold with no shelter!! It would have almost been quicker if I drove him home! " Standing in the cold is never good Approved | |||
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"Ppl that think their time is far more important than yours "Hell to the yes Approved | |||
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"I volunteer to do a certain something and overwhelming I am happy to do it but I’m really tired and could do with a night off it, just this once. You need to be in the right frame of mind for a gang bang Babs. Have some time off
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"I'm ranting that I had a perfectly good rant, but for some reason the Thursday Rant Day thread eluded me. It must have been in Ninja mode. "Is it a rant about kangaroo courts? | |||
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"I'm ranting that I had a perfectly good rant, but for some reason the Thursday Rant Day thread eluded me. It must have been in Ninja mode.
Is it a rant about kangaroo courts?"I came soooooooooo fucking close to using that very phrase. | |||
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