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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thinking back to an episode of the Inbetweeners (forgive me if I get the names wrong)....

Jay advised Simon to bash one out before having sex for the first time. It didn't end well as Simon then couldn't get it up again.

What bad advice would you give to a virgin? Man or Woman.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking back to an episode of the Inbetweeners (forgive me if I get the names wrong)....

Jay2 advised Simon to bash one out before having sex for the first time. It didn't end well as Simon then couldn't get it up again.

What bad advice would you give to a virgin? Man or Woman....."

Join this website.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

To have ‘harder’ as your safe word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go in dry

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

It’s going to be the best you ever have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go in dry"

Like the first time we had sex

The memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking back to an episode of the Inbetweeners (forgive me if I get the names wrong)....

Jay advised Simon to bash one out before having sex for the first time. It didn't end well as Simon then couldn't get it up again.

What bad advice would you give to a virgin? Man or Woman....."

Inbetweeners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get her to put the condom on using her bumhole.....

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

There is never a wrong hole!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

You can skip foreplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go in dry

Like the first time we had sex

The memories "

I had friction burns for weeks

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Get her to brace before impact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're going to cum, aim for the eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go in dry

Like the first time we had sex

The memories

I had friction burns for weeks

The way you walked after that really turned me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go in dry

Like the first time we had sex

The memories

I had friction burns for weeks

The way you walked after that really turned me on

Everything I do turns you on

I'd make you walk that way, if you would only let me use the 12 inch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go in dry

Like the first time we had sex

The memories

I had friction burns for weeks

The way you walked after that really turned me on

Everything I do turns you on

I'd make you walk that way, if you would only let me use the 12 inch?"

Let's just stick to the 11 and a half inch for now please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get her to put the condom on using her bumhole.....

another line from the same Inbetweeners episode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking back to an episode of the Inbetweeners (forgive me if I get the names wrong)....

Jay advised Simon to bash one out before having sex for the first time. It didn't end well as Simon then couldn't get it up again.

What bad advice would you give to a virgin? Man or Woman....."
join fab

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"What bad advice would you give to a virgin? Man or Woman....."

Don't think it's going to be like porn.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"What bad advice would you give to a virgin? Man or Woman....."

If you can't find a woman, ask your dad, he'll advertise on here for one

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