FabSwingers.com forum: Cup of tea vs Sex

By *avart OP Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Which is better...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkshire tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have both? Though not at the same time, ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex with my bf every time

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I don't do tea...

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Sex

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By *avart OP Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Yorkshire tea"

I agree! Tetley as a backup...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of PG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another way of t bagging

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By *avart OP Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Can I have both? Though not at the same time, ouch

Yes!!! Just have to find somewhere to put the saucer!

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By *inkyBreastieCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Boobieland

SEX

Pinky x

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By *avart OP Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Cup of PG

Yorkshire Tetley's Sex PG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M&S extra strong! But, have to say sex with the right person!!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Sex with my bf every time

But what does he prefer.. ?

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By *avart OP Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Another way of t bagging "

Boom boom tsch!

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By *ong_John2333Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Depends if the person/people I'm having sex with are my cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yorkshire tea"

This!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Using a cup of tea in temperature play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex with my bf every time

But what does he prefer.. ?

He prefers coffee, however I’m sure he’d choose sex easily!

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

I don't drink tea.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I dont drink tea but definitely sex

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

How about some great deep sensual sex and I will make a great cup of tea when we are done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love tea. Has to be Yorkshire tea but I’d pick sex every day of the week. Maybe a brew post fuck though.

Milk no sugar thanks.

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I'd say both but that's the way to spill it isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know, I’m quite partial to a good cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the tea and who you were gonna have sex with

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Is there Scones with the Tea ?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

As my profile says.. I’d rather have a cup of tea than any old sex..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex makes me feel way better than tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex...hands down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends........What type of tea it is

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Yorkshire tea wtf

Grown on the slopes of the Yorkshire Moors...

There is no such thing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The right sex with the right girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea at the moment .... I need a new object of lust

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Tbag

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Thomson tea from Morrisons

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Most definitely sex

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Tea

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By *avart OP Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Is there Scones with the Tea ?"

Could be, but then you'd have to debate whether it's jam then cream or cream before jam...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Depends! Who is making the tea and who is the sex with for comparison!?

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Sex please I prefer hot vimto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends! Who is making the tea and who is the sex with for comparison!? "

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this present moment.....tea!

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

Sex of course! Tea is a regular daily thing, sex is fun and naughty

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

A cup of tea after a good rogering.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

First thing in the morning I need enough tea to sink a battleship before I even start to feel human, let alone feel like having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yorkshire tea"

100% quality brew every time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I choosing one for life here and I have to give up the other? I like to read the small print!

If not then sex please. If yes than I need to give it more thought

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

If the lady prefers tea you could always tea bag her so it's win win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I choosing one for life here and I have to give up the other? I like to read the small print!

If not then sex please. If yes than I need to give it more thought

Oh god I couldn’t choose for life!! That’s the hardest decision ever ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea after sex (and maybe some Nutella toast)

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

It has to be a steamy, sex session. The kind that makes you break out in a sweat.........

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Sex. Tea's alright but let's be serious here.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Sex is better I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I choosing one for life here and I have to give up the other? I like to read the small print!

If not then sex please. If yes than I need to give it more thought

Oh god I couldn’t choose for life!! That’s the hardest decision ever ......

Isn’t it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh that's a tough one..depends if the tea is done how i like it..

If the sex is better than the tea...goodstuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I choosing one for life here and I have to give up the other? I like to read the small print!

If not then sex please. If yes than I need to give it more thought

Oh god I couldn’t choose for life!! That’s the hardest decision ever ......

Isn’t it!!!

It actually makes me go cold all over.... I can’t believe I’m saying this but I think it’d *have* to be the tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither.

A good book though beats sex and tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I choosing one for life here and I have to give up the other? I like to read the small print!

If not then sex please. If yes than I need to give it more thought

Oh god I couldn’t choose for life!! That’s the hardest decision ever ......

Isn’t it!!!

It actually makes me go cold all over.... I can’t believe I’m saying this but I think it’d *have* to be the tea.

I think I need a bit more time to think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I LOVE tea, but I Love sex more. No brainer.

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

I think most people get more tea than sex or is that just me lol?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Errrm. I don't drink tea and don't have much of a sex life,

Sad innit. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I choosing one for life here and I have to give up the other? I like to read the small print!

If not then sex please. If yes than I need to give it more thought

Oh god I couldn’t choose for life!! That’s the hardest decision ever ......

Isn’t it!!!

It actually makes me go cold all over.... I can’t believe I’m saying this but I think it’d *have* to be the tea.

I think I need a bit more time to think

I don’t blame you. It’s life changing......

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Drinking tea now. Lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Neither.

A good book though beats sex and tea."

That's why you're a Norwich City fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea. Totally lying.

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By *mudge354Man
over a year ago

Mid Sussex

Nice cup of tea a chat which moves onto sex.

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

I think you can have both but not necessarily at the same time as you might spill it somewhere painful.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

I can’t choose

Sextea or teasex xx

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Sex. Though tea is easier to dip a biscuit in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex! How could you even contemplate tea?

Strawberries on the other hand may have been trickier

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

OK then! Let's throw a spanner in to the works.

Tea, or sex with me?

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

What about a finger biscuit? That would satisfy both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea. I can’t live without tea.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Sex! How could you even contemplate tea?

Strawberries on the other hand may have been trickier

Yeah, but what about strawberry sex???

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Good strong tea

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

Tea lasts longer

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Tea lasts longer

Really ??

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh god, I can’t choose! Both my favourites!

Mrs TMN x

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Perhaps we need another referendum on tea?

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Perhaps we need another referendum on tea? "

You get my vote x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here in HMP Hull I’m going to go with tea...

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By *avart OP Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Am I choosing one for life here and I have to give up the other? I like to read the small print!

If not then sex please. If yes than I need to give it more thought

I thought about including that in the original post

Yes! Let's make it a life long decision...

No more Tea ever, or no more Nookie..?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I don't like tea

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"What about a finger biscuit? That would satisfy both. "

Half a Twix might work.

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

What happened to the other half?

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Licking tea out of a pussy - yummy!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Which is better..."

Well I don't like tea

And I've never had sex to no what it's like.

Can I just have a hot chocolate with marshmallows cream toffee sauce chocolate flake and chocolate shavings on top ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had to choose - right now I'd prefer to lose a little liquid rather than gain some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex it's a no brainer

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

It depends on the sex and the tea

Mediocre sex versus English breakfast tea, i'm going to choose tea. But amazing sex versus crappy Yorkshire tea and there's no question, the tea is going in the bin

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Totally agree. Yorkshire tea is like glue

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Lady Grey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea needs took like a brick colour after milk is added.

Yorkshire tea does this best.

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By *avart OP Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

To further complicate things, does one add the milk first or the tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To further complicate things, does one add the milk first or the tea?"

Milk last. Next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea needs took like a brick colour after milk is added.

One must love a specific instruction..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea needs took like a brick colour after milk is added.

One must love a specific instruction..

It's good to have specifics, especially when it's about how you take your tea.

No sugar, thanks.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"To further complicate things, does one add the milk first or the tea?

Milk last. Next."

when made with a tea bag in a cup but first when making with a tea pot

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"To further complicate things, does one add the milk first or the tea?

Milk last. Next.

when made with a tea bag in a cup but first when making with a tea pot "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never owned a teapot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tell Sean I'm getting him a teapot for Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea needs took like a brick colour after milk is added.

One must love a specific instruction..

It's good to have specifics, especially when it's about how you take your tea.

No sugar, thanks."

Noted. That was painless and simple;-)

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By *forfun500Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Dont drink hot drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate tea.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Don’t drink tea so only one option left

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Sex is better, I can only have tea 3 times a day

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A good hot cup of tea, but it does make my willy sore.

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Use a spoon

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Which is better..."

Barry's tea. Easy.

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

Both. Cuppa during a BJ is heaven.

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By *amantha ABCTV/TS
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Thank fuck I don't like tea

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Try the Richmond tea rooms nar Canal Street in Manchester.Fabulous.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Will have to check it out

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Don't like tea. Do like sex. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fond of tea....a good coffee however

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Mint tea is very relaxing.

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

Sex for me please.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I have a copy of a psychology journal article called

I'd rather have a cup of tea - women's attitudes towards sex in a long term relationship.

It's very interesting and basically boils down to, my husband is rubbish at pleasuring me, he gets what he wants but won't spend the time on me. So now I'd rather just drink tea

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

Sex then a cuppa

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