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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wheres the north south divide?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wheres the north south divide?

"

Closer than you think

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Wheres the north south divide?

"

Antrim road

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Wheres the north south divide?

Antrim road

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Actually - plenty of divisions in Belfast - gonna have to be more specific!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Equator duh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wheres the north south divide?

Closer than you think "
dont say that

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Just below my navel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watford Gap

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I’d say along the lines of Stoke-Derby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hadrian's Wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"I’d say along the lines of Stoke-Derby "

Agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anywhere after Sheffield

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anywhere after Sheffield "
agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anywhere after Sheffield "

Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Sheffield ??? But like saying Belgium is the capital of Europe as a yank once said lol

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By *ustyLeRouxWoman
over a year ago

Brecon

Is scotland included ?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

The middle

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Manc border

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is scotland included ? "

Have a word with Nicola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anywhere after Sheffield

Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about"

I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The watford gao. The middle of the country is a place called meridian not far from birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watford. Everyone past there is a Northerner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anywhere after Sheffield

Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about

I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment "

Marry me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anywhere after Sheffield

Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about

I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment

Marry me? "

Do I get my elephant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's where people start wearing cardigans in the summer and put gravy on chips.

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

M25

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anywhere after Sheffield

Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about

I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment

Marry me?

Do I get my elephant? "

You do now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anywhere after Sheffield

Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about

I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment

Marry me?

Do I get my elephant? "

Don't get sucked in by his charm. He asks 3 forum women a day to marry him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anywhere after Sheffield

Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about

I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment

Marry me?

Do I get my elephant?

Don't get sucked in by his charm. He asks 3 forum women a day to marry him."

And there won't be anymore if you keep giving that attitude young lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's where people start wearing cardigans in the summer and put gravy on chips."

Yeah and talk funny and really quickly

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By *oby BestMan
over a year ago

the shires

The very centre of Britain is a village called Dunsop Bridge which is about 8 miles north of Preston

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's where people start wearing cardigans in the summer and put gravy on chips.

Yeah and talk funny and really quickly "
deffo not brum then alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's where people start wearing cardigans in the summer and put gravy on chips.

Yeah and talk funny and really quickly deffo not brum then alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight "

Thaaaats riiiiiight boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anywhere after Sheffield

Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about

I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment

Marry me?

Do I get my elephant?

Don't get sucked in by his charm. He asks 3 forum women a day to marry him."

Don't worry.I just want the elephant,then I'll let him down gently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anywhere after Sheffield

Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about

I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment

Marry me?

Do I get my elephant?

Don't get sucked in by his charm. He asks 3 forum women a day to marry him.

Don't worry.I just want the elephant,then I'll let him down gently "

I'm wife zoning you, were married now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anywhere after Sheffield

Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about

I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment

Marry me?

Do I get my elephant?

Don't get sucked in by his charm. He asks 3 forum women a day to marry him.

Don't worry.I just want the elephant,then I'll let him down gently

I'm wife zoning you, were married now"

Fine! Terms and conditions applied though

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By *oby BestMan
over a year ago

the shires

Back on the subject ...

Centre of Great Britain – the computer calculation resulted in a location 7 km north west of Dunsop Bridge, Lancashire, by Whitendale Hanging Stones on Brennard Farm in the Forest of Bowland (SD 64188.3, 56541.43).

Lol maybe you will find a wife there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's where people start wearing cardigans in the summer and put gravy on chips.

Yeah and talk funny and really quickly deffo not brum then alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Thaaaats riiiiiight boy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anywhere after Sheffield

Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about

I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment

Marry me?

Do I get my elephant?

Don't get sucked in by his charm. He asks 3 forum women a day to marry him.

Don't worry.I just want the elephant,then I'll let him down gently

I'm wife zoning you, were married now

Fine! Terms and conditions applied though "

Oh don't worry, I've got my own T&C's

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Just below my navel "
only one I'm interested in, and deffo one that won't cause shite to be said on here,,,

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By *upergirthukMan
over a year ago

Liverpool UK

Isn't that called the perineum?

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Wheres the north south divide?

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Easy equator usually

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Anywhere after Sheffield

Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about

I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment "

Eh now listen yow too, I worked up Lancashire for 17 yrs don’t th know..

Muffins, barm cakes, etc

Nowt different between most of us southerners that thou !!

Or in English.

We’re all the booming same British born and bred

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I’d say along the lines of Stoke-Derby "

I've often thought this too

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By *modDMan
over a year ago

Lichfield


"Watford Gap"

Correct.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"It's where people start wearing cardigans in the summer and put gravy on chips.

Yeah and talk funny and really quickly "

East end of London then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's where people start wearing cardigans in the summer and put gravy on chips.

Yeah and talk funny and really quickly

East end of London then "

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By *modDMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

Wiki's take on Watford Gap services:

"Since purchase in 1995, Roadchef have refurbished the premises. They have promoted its history, including the association with a north / south divide"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grew up thinking that anything south of Harrogate was in the south really!

But in reality the north starts further south in the west, as travelling up the country you're in it when you leave Staffs and get into Cheshire.

In the east coming up the m1 and switching onto the A1 after Leeds, when the services start to begin with a "W" you're in the north, when they start to begin with other letters again afterwards, you're in the Far North/North east proper/what I thought of as "North" as a kid...

B

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

Where the sign says southerners go home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anywhere after Sheffield

Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about

I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment

Marry me?

Do I get my elephant?

Don't get sucked in by his charm. He asks 3 forum women a day to marry him.

And there won't be anymore if you keep giving that attitude young lady!"

You can't have all the forum totty .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's where people start wearing cardigans in the summer and put gravy on chips.

Yeah and talk funny and really quickly

East end of London then "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely this is a false dichotomy. Where do the Midlands sit?

(Yes, according to Fab it's everywhere between Colchester and Doncaster)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For those that live there everything north of Moat Cailin is The North, but the Wildlings say the true North is beyond the Wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a test though;

You're in the pub. It's been constantly pissing down outside and you notice that the sunken BBQ area in the Beer garden out back is under 3 feet of water and rising. Looking out the front you see a water running down the gutter of the road that is about an inch and a half deep. Which of the following is more likely to happen?

A) There is a roar of approval from the boozers inside and they merrily run out back laughing like loons, jumping into the rainwater pool that's formed behind the pub. Someone starts a jolly sing-song and the mob stood up to past their waists in the cold water join in with gusto, laughing and joking and still drinking pints as they do so.

B) There is an air of alarm that quickly spreads through the pub. A forward thinking individual goes rushing out front, dragging chairs with him to arrange in a line that crosses the two foot wide inch and a half of water in the gutter. Worriedly the inhabitants scramble onto the first chair and cross fearfully, being helped down by others on the far side in the road. There are a few muttered comments that the fact strangers are interacting this way with each other hasn't been seen since the Blitz and it's a great "Coming together in adversity". In the background the landlord is frantically dialling the emergency services to get the road closed to vehicles.

Answer A; You're in the North

Answer B; You're in the South.

B

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Here's a test though;

You're in the pub. It's been constantly pissing down outside and you notice that the sunken BBQ area in the Beer garden out back is under 3 feet of water and rising. Looking out the front you see a water running down the gutter of the road that is about an inch and a half deep. Which of the following is more likely to happen?

A) There is a roar of approval from the boozers inside and they merrily run out back laughing like loons, jumping into the rainwater pool that's formed behind the pub. Someone starts a jolly sing-song and the mob stood up to past their waists in the cold water join in with gusto, laughing and joking and still drinking pints as they do so.

B) There is an air of alarm that quickly spreads through the pub. A forward thinking individual goes rushing out front, dragging chairs with him to arrange in a line that crosses the two foot wide inch and a half of water in the gutter. Worriedly the inhabitants scramble onto the first chair and cross fearfully, being helped down by others on the far side in the road. There are a few muttered comments that the fact strangers are interacting this way with each other hasn't been seen since the Blitz and it's a great "Coming together in adversity". In the background the landlord is frantically dialling the emergency services to get the road closed to vehicles.

Answer A; You're in the North

Answer B; You're in the South.

B"

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's in the middle!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Just below my navel only one I'm interested in, and deffo one that won't cause shite to be said on here,,, "

Could you please say shite again in an Irish accent?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Anywhere after Sheffield agreed "

That would make me a Southerner

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

The m4 motorway separates North from South. Perfectly illustrated by house prices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's a test though;

You're in the pub. It's been constantly pissing down outside and you notice that the sunken BBQ area in the Beer garden out back is under 3 feet of water and rising. Looking out the front you see a water running down the gutter of the road that is about an inch and a half deep. Which of the following is more likely to happen?

A) There is a roar of approval from the boozers inside and they merrily run out back laughing like loons, jumping into the rainwater pool that's formed behind the pub. Someone starts a jolly sing-song and the mob stood up to past their waists in the cold water join in with gusto, laughing and joking and still drinking pints as they do so.

B) There is an air of alarm that quickly spreads through the pub. A forward thinking individual goes rushing out front, dragging chairs with him to arrange in a line that crosses the two foot wide inch and a half of water in the gutter. Worriedly the inhabitants scramble onto the first chair and cross fearfully, being helped down by others on the far side in the road. There are a few muttered comments that the fact strangers are interacting this way with each other hasn't been seen since the Blitz and it's a great "Coming together in adversity". In the background the landlord is frantically dialling the emergency services to get the road closed to vehicles.

Answer A; You're in the North

Answer B; You're in the South.

B

"

C) The landlord has a lock in and put the Karaoke on, you're in the East End.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail


"Anywhere after Sheffield

Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about

I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment

Marry me?

Do I get my elephant?

Don't get sucked in by his charm. He asks 3 forum women a day to marry him.

Don't worry.I just want the elephant,then I'll let him down gently

I'm wife zoning you, were married now"
I now pronounce you both. Man and wife. You may now kiss the elephants trunk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The m4 motorway separates North from South. Perfectly illustrated by house prices"

The M4 is in the South.

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London


"The m4 motorway separates North from South. Perfectly illustrated by house prices

The M4 is in the South."

No. The m4 is where North meets South

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