FabSwingers.com forum: True lies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Leave two sentences about yourself..one true, one false..

next poster state which you think is true and leave two of your own..

1- I have one blue eye, one green

2- I have been on TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave two sentences about yourself..one true, one false..

next poster state which you think is true and leave two of your own..

1- I have one blue eye, one green

2- I have been on TV

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your a tv

I once sang for millions of people on a compilation song and solo

I once played for the leeds rhinos

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

2.. You've been on TV

Me..

1.. I've raised a dozen kids

2.. I can't swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ you can't swim

1. I've been seen in video on YouTube with 4 million views

2. Managed to get into a TV series by convincing them I was over 30 years old when I was 20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s number 2.

1. I ride a Harley

2. I work for a international cosmetic chain

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

You dont work for an international cosmetics firm.

1.I played in a support band for the Red Hot Chilli Peppers

2. I used to.be a Roman soldier in my spare time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You dont work for an international cosmetics firm.

1.I played in a support band for the Red Hot Chilli Peppers

2. I used to.be a Roman soldier in my spare time"

Played in a support band for chillis

1 first bumped roger waters twice

2 have an 8" cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chillis?

1. I am dad of 6

2. I'm actually a woman pretending to be a man on here

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Your a dad of 6

1. I’ve had dinner with Morgan Freeman

2. Was in the GB swimming team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chillis?

1. I am dad of 6

2. I'm actually a woman pretending to be a man on here "

Did you even read it!!!!!! Fuck sake these threads are irritating when you get skipped on most comments you post!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Your a dad of 6

1. I’ve had dinner with Morgan Freeman

2. Was in the GB swimming team"

Can’t see your shoulders so I’ll pick Morgan Freeman

1. Roman Keating is a close personnel friend

2. I Canoed for Ireland during the 1970’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chillis?

1. I am dad of 6

2. I'm actually a woman pretending to be a man on here

Did you even read it!!!!!! Fuck sake these threads are irritating when you get skipped on most comments you post!"
stop whining man i got skipped too worse things will happen in your life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chillis?

1. I am dad of 6

2. I'm actually a woman pretending to be a man on here

Did you even read it!!!!!! Fuck sake these threads are irritating when you get skipped on most comments you post!"

Ermmm yeh mate.. but did you stop to think that we both read the same comment. And was typing a reply at the same time.. you just happened to press send a split second before me.

That IS a possibility you know.

But no.. in your mind.. you always get ignored.

Better luck with the next one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uh oh someone is throwing there toys out there pram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once sang for millions of people on a compilation song and solo

I once played for the leeds rhinos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leeds Rhinos

1. I once bungee jumped naked

2. A husband walked in when I was between his wifes legs and he apologised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A) I'm a secret lover of Mars bars dipped in salad cream.

B) im a collector of knifes (all locked carefully away may I add).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leeds Rhinos

1. I once bungee jumped naked

2. A husband walked in when I was between his wifes legs and he apologised"

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Uh oh someone is throwing there toys out there pram"

Should be their.

Just saying before the police arrive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A) I'm a secret lover of Mars bars dipped in salad cream.

B) im a collector of knifes (all locked carefully away may I add)."

B you collect knives

A I used to perforn Ballet on stage

B I can breathe fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A) I'm a secret lover of Mars bars dipped in salad cream.

B) im a collector of knifes (all locked carefully away may I add)."

Mars bar true

A) I've been in a Chippendales video

B) I'm so scared of lofts I refuse to go in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A) I'm a secret lover of Mars bars dipped in salad cream.

B) im a collector of knifes (all locked carefully away may I add).

Mars bar true

A) I've been in a Chippendales video

B) I'm so scared of lofts I refuse to go in them

Wrong..it's actually B pretty strange for a lady right? Haha..

A for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 - I've snogged Joanna Lumley - many years ago.

2 - Had a trial for Gillingham FC also many years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leeds Rhinos

1. I once bungee jumped naked

2. A husband walked in when I was between his wifes legs and he apologised"
nope

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

i'be been to more than 10 countries in the world

i've worked for the natural history museum in mineralogy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You dont work for an international cosmetics firm.

1.I played in a support band for the Red Hot Chilli Peppers

2. I used to.be a Roman soldier in my spare time"

Yeah your right I ride a Harley Softail

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By *ingle Dad SeekingMan
over a year ago

Northern England

"i'be been to more than 10 countries in the world

i've worked for the natural history museum in mineralogy"

A False

B True

A) I went to the same school as Tony Bl*ir.

B) I once held the UK Windsurfing Speed Record.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A) I'm a secret lover of Mars bars dipped in salad cream.

B) im a collector of knifes (all locked carefully away may I add).

Mars bar true

A) I've been in a Chippendales video

B) I'm so scared of lofts I refuse to go in them

Wrong..it's actually B pretty strange for a lady right? Haha..

A for you?

I got it right then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A) I'm a secret lover of Mars bars dipped in salad cream.

B) im a collector of knifes (all locked carefully away may I add).

Mars bar true

A) I've been in a Chippendales video

B) I'm so scared of lofts I refuse to go in them

That was an easy one..you should of guessed given my username doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'be been to more than 10 countries in the world

i've worked for the natural history museum in mineralogy

A False

B True

A) I went to the same school as Tony Bl*ir.

B) I once held the UK Windsurfing Speed Record.

A tricky one...I'll go for your attending Tony Blair's school just on the law of averages?

And for my own...

A I was runner up in Mr Kavos 2002

B I once put a penalty past Dave Seaman during the warm up when Arsenal played Middlesbrough at the Riverside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for my own...

A I was runner up in Mr Kavos 2002

B I once put a penalty past Dave Seaman during the warm up when Arsenal played Middlesbrough at the Riverside.

I will try again lol.

I reckon B

A I used to perforn Ballet on stage

B I can breathe fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been asked to model by an agency

I am a indian pornstar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'be been to more than 10 countries in the world

i've worked for the natural history museum in mineralogy

A False

B True

A) I went to the same school as Tony Bl*ir.

B) I once held the UK Windsurfing Speed Record.

A tricky one...I'll go for your attending Tony Blair's school just on the law of averages?

And for my own...

A I was runner up in Mr Kavos 2002

B I once put a penalty past Dave Seaman during the warm up when Arsenal played Middlesbrough at the Riverside.

Kavos 2002

A. I can fly a plane

B. my wedding was on the local news

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"I have been asked to model by an agency

I am a indian pornstar "

The first one.

I have 666 tattooed on the back of my neck

I was once a choir girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for my own...

A I was runner up in Mr Kavos 2002

B I once put a penalty past Dave Seaman during the warm up when Arsenal played Middlesbrough at the Riverside.

I will try again lol.

I reckon B

A I used to perforn Ballet on stage

B I can breathe fire"

Nope!

It's amazing, if a bit of detail is given (ie; the match in question, the venue etc) it somehow sounds real ha! Though it's something I would have been made up about, but the answer is A.

I believe I'll go for A with you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'be been to more than 10 countries in the world

i've worked for the natural history museum in mineralogy

A False

B True

A) I went to the same school as Tony Bl*ir.

B) I once held the UK Windsurfing Speed Record.

A tricky one...I'll go for your attending Tony Blair's school just on the law of averages?

And for my own...

A I was runner up in Mr Kavos 2002

B I once put a penalty past Dave Seaman during the warm up when Arsenal played Middlesbrough at the Riverside.

Kavos 2002

A. I can fly a plane

B. my wedding was on the local news"

I was wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for my own...

A I was runner up in Mr Kavos 2002

B I once put a penalty past Dave Seaman during the warm up when Arsenal played Middlesbrough at the Riverside.

I will try again lol.

I reckon B

A I used to perforn Ballet on stage

B I can breathe fire

Nope!

It's amazing, if a bit of detail is given (ie; the match in question, the venue etc) it somehow sounds real ha! Though it's something I would have been made up about, but the answer is A.

I believe I'll go for A with you...

I did think A, but I took a gamble!

You are indeed correct, I was indeed a trained ballet dancer in my youth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A. I can fly a plane

B. my wedding was on the local news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A. I can fly a plane

B. my wedding was on the local news

No, you went for Mr Kavos runner up as true, which means you were right B1ue? Whereas Ms P was incorrect (though only after much deliberation!)

I'm going to go for...A, again law of averages as there's more people that can fly a plane that get weddings broadcast on news, even if it is local?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A. I can fly a plane

B. my wedding was on the local news

No, you went for Mr Kavos runner up as true, which means you were right B1ue? Whereas Ms P was incorrect (though only after much deliberation!)

I'm going to go for...A, again law of averages as there's more people that can fly a plane that get weddings broadcast on news, even if it is local?

ah ... I got confused

Alas you were wrong . . my wedding was on the local news

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Your a dad of 6

1. I’ve had dinner with Morgan Freeman

2. Was in the GB swimming team

Can’t see your shoulders so I’ll pick Morgan Freeman

1. Roman Keating is a close personnel friend

2. I Canoed for Ireland during the 1970’s"

Right answer

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

A: I own a sports car

B: I'm highly organised in general

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

"A: I own a sports car

B: I'm highly organised in general"

B you’re highly organised

A I have a level 1 in welding

B I collect penguins (toys, ornaments)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A: I own a sports car

B: I'm highly organised in general

B you’re highly organised

A I have a level 1 in welding

B I collect penguins (toys, ornaments)"

A... you're a welder

A. I used to play county cricket

B. I have a medical degree

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A: I own a sports car

B: I'm highly organised in general

B you’re highly organised

A I have a level 1 in welding

B I collect penguins (toys, ornaments)"

It's actually A

I'm somewhat organized but far from highly

I'd say B in your case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to race pigeons

I used to train dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrap that heres a better one

A iv been arrested many times

B iv never been arrested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrap that heres a better one

A iv been arrested many times

B iv never been arrested"

A.I was banned from a football ground for 3 years

B.I used to write sex blogs online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrap that heres a better one

A iv been arrested many times

B iv never been arrested"

B - you’ve never been arrested.

Mine:

A - I have 3 university degrees

B - I ran the Great North Run in 2 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrap that heres a better one

A iv been arrested many times

B iv never been arrested

A.I was banned from a football ground for 3 years

B.I used to write sex blogs online"
just done a 40 stretch lol corse b lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrap that heres a better one

A iv been arrested many times

B iv never been arrested

A.I was banned from a football ground for 3 years

B.I used to write sex blogs onlinejust done a 40 stretch lol corse b lol"

I knew you would get it right.I'm still angry about that ban.I'll never forgive them

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

"A: I own a sports car

B: I'm highly organised in general

B you’re highly organised

A I have a level 1 in welding

B I collect penguins (toys, ornaments)

It's actually A

I'm somewhat organized but far from highly

I'd say B in your case."

I like penguins, but I do have a level 1 in welding

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A: I own a sports car

B: I'm highly organised in general

B you’re highly organised

A I have a level 1 in welding

B I collect penguins (toys, ornaments)

It's actually A

I'm somewhat organized but far from highly

I'd say B in your case.

I like penguins, but I do have a level 1 in welding

Really? Wow

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Scrap that heres a better one

A iv been arrested many times

B iv never been arrested

B - you’ve never been arrested.

Mine:

A - I have 3 university degrees

B - I ran the Great North Run in 2 hours

You're very intelligent but not sure about 3 uni degrees...

You seem very fit and sporty as well so i'll say B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrap that heres a better one

A iv been arrested many times

B iv never been arrested

B - you’ve never been arrested.

Mine:

A - I have 3 university degrees

B - I ran the Great North Run in 2 hours

You're very intelligent but not sure about 3 uni degrees...

You seem very fit and sporty as well so i'll say B

A is true.

I managed the GNR in 2hr 30... that fecking hill on John Reid Road almost killed me

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Scrap that heres a better one

A iv been arrested many times

B iv never been arrested

B - you’ve never been arrested.

Mine:

A - I have 3 university degrees

B - I ran the Great North Run in 2 hours

You're very intelligent but not sure about 3 uni degrees...

You seem very fit and sporty as well so i'll say B

A is true.

I managed the GNR in 2hr 30... that fecking hill on John Reid Road almost killed me

I would've guessed one, maybe two degrees, but three? Very impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrap that heres a better one

A iv been arrested many times

B iv never been arrested

B - you’ve never been arrested.

Mine:

A - I have 3 university degrees

B - I ran the Great North Run in 2 hours

You're very intelligent but not sure about 3 uni degrees...

You seem very fit and sporty as well so i'll say B

A is true.

I managed the GNR in 2hr 30... that fecking hill on John Reid Road almost killed me

I would've guessed one, maybe two degrees, but three? Very impressive

The field I work in is hugely competitive. It’s helped me climb the ranks so not a total waste.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

A: I've dressed as a woman before

B: I was the shy nerd at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A: I've dressed as a woman before

B: I was the shy nerd at school"

B is true?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A: I've dressed as a woman before

B: I was the shy nerd at school

B is true? "

Bingo! Good at school and a bookworm. Useless clod around girls

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

A, Had a sleep over in a police ceil after being arrested.

B, My boyfriend was a bodyguard for Princess Diana

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

A) I once caught Sue Lawley (one time BBC Newsreader) naked in her hotel room.

B) I fell off a stage into the orchestra pit during a show.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A, Had a sleep over in a police ceil after being arrested.

B, My boyfriend was a bodyguard for Princess Diana"

Hmmm...doubt you'd be arrested for speeding on your bike...

I'll go with B

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"A) I once caught Sue Lawley (one time BBC Newsreader) naked in her hotel room.

B) I fell off a stage into the orchestra pit during a show."

I think b is not true.

A, I danced with Richard Branson in the Garden of his Oxfordshire home.

B, I have 14 animals currently

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"A, Had a sleep over in a police ceil after being arrested.

B, My boyfriend was a bodyguard for Princess Diana

Hmmm...doubt you'd be arrested for speeding on your bike...

I'll go with B

Wrong. A is true

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

" A, I danced with Richard Branson in the Garden of his Oxfordshire home.

B, I have 14 animals currently

1. I once had Peter Andre on his knees.

2. I have 2 cats.

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By *modDMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

" A, I danced with Richard Branson in the Garden of his Oxfordshire home.

B, I have 14 animals currently

1. I once had Peter Andre on his knees.

2. I have 2 cats. "

Definitely 1 is true, you don't look like a cat kind of guy.

1. I am actually known as Spin by my friends due to my horrendous attempts at the Cruyff turn whilst playing for my footy team.

2. I was once questioned by the police for attempting to set fire to somebody.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

2nd one is true, Spin.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"A) I once caught Sue Lawley (one time BBC Newsreader) naked in her hotel room.

B) I fell off a stage into the orchestra pit during a show.

I think b is not true.

A, I danced with Richard Branson in the Garden of his Oxfordshire home.

B, I have 14 animals currently

You are correct. Truth is, I fell into the wings of the theatre. It was an end of year school show, set in long ago times, where my NHS glasses would've looked out of place.

Someone who should've guided me, didn't! I was blind as a bat, fell over a piece of scenery which then knocked down all the other panels like skittles. The production was stopped for 20 minutes whilst the set was rebuilt.

I was removed from the production for the rest of the week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can juggle with my eyes closed

I swam with dolphins when I was in Sri Lanka

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By *modDMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

"2nd one is true, Spin.

That's what I call hedging your bets.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

" A, I danced with Richard Branson in the Garden of his Oxfordshire home.

B, I have 14 animals currently

1. I once had Peter Andre on his knees.

2. I have 2 cats.

Definitely 1 is true, you don't look like a cat kind of guy.

1. I am actually known as Spin by my friends due to my horrendous attempts at the Cruyff turn whilst playing for my footy team.

2. I was once questioned by the police for attempting to set fire to somebody."

Spot on. I actually don't even like cats.

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