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That's not what I watched...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

We've all watched films and read the blurb on the back of the cases/online, to get a good idea of the films we're watching but what if the person writing it, got it completely wrong?

Describe a film badly/from an alternative perspective:

Batman begins;

kinky billionaire playboy gets his rocks off by running around in rubber at night and beating up mental patients.

E.T.;

Alien stag do goes wrong when one d*unken joke leads to the stag being stranded naked without a phone. With the help of some kids he arranges a lift home, much to the annoyance of the local police.

Your turn folks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

128 hours.

2 hour film of a boulder that met a new friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman turns into a monster to avoid bestiality.

Shrek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serial Killer with magic powers has trouble killing a school child

- Harry Potter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman driver crashes into only other vehicle near her (here we go about woman drivers). The other lady survives and carries herself to safety by sheer force of will, while the kids have a terrible time visiting their creepy grandpa.

The Last Jedi

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Disappointing history of an infinite number

Life of Pi

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Girl ignores father's advice, so he kills the people she's with

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Taken

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Employee fails to follow a direct order from the head of the company, and causes a lot of people to lose a lot of money

Local Hero

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Girl ignores father's advice, so he kills the people she's with

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Taken"

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Iron man; Billionaire with PTSD attempts to solve the middle Eastern peace crisis on his own

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Group spends 9hours returning unwanted jewellery.

Lord of the Rings.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Stockholm Syndrome works.

Beauty and the Beast.

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By *modDMan
over a year ago

Lichfield


"Group spends 9hours returning unwanted jewellery.

Lord of the Rings."

What's E.T. short for?

Because he's only got little legs.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

House maid for a bunch of miners is woken by a kiss after having one of her 5 a day

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Snow White and the 7 Dwarves

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Amnesiac seeks revenge but doesn't know why... 3 times!!!

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The Bourne films

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Woman learns not to hate the players and only to hate the game.

Hunger Games

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Hate filled pensioner's suicide creates whole new world.

The Wrath Of Khan

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Man loses a friend, gets the girl, and wins the prize for being second best.

Top Gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

girl misses out on perverted sex with seven blokes but overdoses

Snow white

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