FabSwingers.com forum: one piece of advice

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could give one piece of advice, what would it be?

Mine is live for today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never dwell on the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they cant take a joke ,fuck 'em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't rely on other people to make you happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont be a doormat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't rely on other people to make you happy.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

choose your attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if it looks dangerous dont lick it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't eat yellow snow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if it looks dangerous dont lick it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set yourself goals in life, not resolutions.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Never lend my mate Steve (name changed to protect identity) any tools, dvd's or money.

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Regret the things you did do, not the things you didn't.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"choose your attitude"

You been sniffing the affirmations again?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Don't wipe your arse with broken glass

and r mam always said to keep yer hand on yer ha'penny.....no fecking idea what it means but will pass.it on nonetheless

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear...

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

You are responsible for how you feel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if it looks too good to be true, then its because it most likly is !

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"choose your attitude

You been sniffing the affirmations again? "

haha yep!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear..."

'kin 'ell.....that was me owd grandma's advice too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never confuse sex and love

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

"If you could give one piece of advice, what would it be?

Mine is live for today..."

but plan for tomorrow

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By *landleeCouple
over a year ago

near hull

safe sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never confuse sex and love

So fooking true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine is never judge a book by its cover,, cos when you open it , it might shock you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my dad always used to say everything that feels good is either illegal or immoral or makes you fat!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear...

'kin 'ell.....that was me owd grandma's advice too

Was always one of my Dads

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By *oulmates YorkshireCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

said to my youngest

follow your dream,and make it real

and dont forget im always here for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got this from a very wise lady from here and I just love it, never have someone as a priority in your life when you are just an option in theirs.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

don't take forum posts too seriously, if at all, or personally

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away"

In the end it's not gonna matter.

Now, deity, about this reincarnation as a Rabbit(battery powered).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If at first you don't succeed, remove all trace of having tried in the the first place

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

A bird in your hand is worth two in a bush..

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away

In the end it's not gonna matter.

Now, deity, about this reincarnation as a Rabbit(battery powered)."
wait till you hear my yoda like life affirming quotes

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cannot be what you want to be if you do not know who you are.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You can't change the past, but you can shape the future..... so make it something rude and funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The past is gone, and the future isn't here yet.

Thoughts of the past happen in THIS moment.

Dreams of the future happen in THIS moment.

Your point of power is NOW!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

The best advice I can give anyone can be broken down to 33 simple rules:

1. Cardio

2. The Double Tap

3. Beware of Bathrooms

4. Wear Seat Belts

5. No Attachments

6. The “Skillet”

7. Travel Light

8. Get a Kick Ass Partner

9. With your Bare Hands

10. Don’t Swing Low

11. Use Your Foot

12. Bounty Paper Towels

13. Shake it Off

14. Always carry a change of underwear

15. Bowling Ball

16. Opportunity Knocks

17. Be / Don’t be a hero

18. Limber Up

19. Break it Up

20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint

21. Avoid Strip Clubs

22. When in doubt Know your way out

23. Zipplock

24. Use your thumbs

25. Shoot First

26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody

27. Incoming!

28. Double-Knot your Shoes

29. The Buddy System

30. Pack your stain stick

31. Check the back seat

32. Enjoy the little things

33. Swiss army Knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont shag doggy style on coconut matting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck them all and walk tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have to ask the price you can't afford it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont wipe back to front

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

If people offer you compliments accept them gracefully. One day you'll realise that a freely given compliment is a beautiful thing, don't crush those who offer them by trying to be modest or thinking you're not worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never long for what might have been, regret only wastes the life you have now

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"If they cant take a joke ,fuck 'em"

im a right miserable bastid!

what time can you come round?

my advice: if you cant be good, be careful

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

if its got wheels, or a fanny, its gonna cost ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop. look. listen before you cross a road

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham

Never regret something that made you smile.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

To turn the other cheek is Devine

To punch them on the nose is human

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Always follow your dreams - but not that one where you're naked at work

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Beware two women intent on getting their own back

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Beware two women intent on getting their own back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always try and have a

'Nice And Safe Attitude'/ N.A.S.A,

The other is;-

'If you shoot, shoot for the moon, but if you miss you still be amongst the stars!!'

These kind of advice / sayings take me bk to my Old skool, Dreamscape, Outdoor days & night raves, parties & clubbing days! oh those where the days!! Anyways what we rantin on about agian??

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Treat others as you wish to be treated.

Respect is something earned not a given right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never catch a falling knife your no good to any one without your fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your never too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

study hard, revise...revise...revise

and did my children ever listen?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything

Never get a joint account if you have any doubts whatsoever on whether you or your partner can use it responsibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything

Never get a joint account if you have any doubts whatsoever on whether you or your partner can use it responsibly"

if i licked it its mine !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can never have too many shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never keep your lube near a sand pit

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Water which is too pure has no fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Baz Lurman would say

' Wear Sunscrean'

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Don't let the BASTARDS grind you down....

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