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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Okay so I'm loaded and have bought an island in the Pacific. However I spent all my funds on the land so i need people who can help get the community up and running. What skills do you bring to the table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a project manager so can help organise the work

I'm also not bad at handy work. I can hunt and know how to cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a natural clown

someone needs cheering?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a project manager so can help organise the work

I'm also not bad at handy work. I can hunt and know how to cook"

Excellent, you will be integral to the community. Think I'll promote you to an elder. Welcome sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hunting tracking

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Grew up on a farm, but am also a medical scientist them aren't bad skills to have on an island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grew up on a farm, but am also a medical scientist them aren't bad skills to have on an island"

Crucial

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a natural clown

someone needs cheering? "

Yes we will need some light entertainment. Grab your shorts and flip flops

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I can cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a project manager so can help organise the work

I'm also not bad at handy work. I can hunt and know how to cook

Excellent, you will be integral to the community. Think I'll promote you to an elder. Welcome sir"

Thank you. I'll have my Union manager send over my working hours and expected salary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hunting tracking"

Pack that bow and arrow mate

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Been told im skilled at oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a natural clown

someone needs cheering?

Yes we will need some light entertainment. Grab your shorts and flip flops "

I go barefeet in a barely there dress instead.

if i fail a joke at least it wont be too bad to watch

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By *trawberryCheesecakeCouple
over a year ago

Land of Strawberry Cheesecakes :-)

"Okay so I'm loaded and have bought an island in the Pacific. However I spent all my funds on the land so i need people who can help get the community up and running. What skills do you bring to the table."

I'm bringing the boots and red lippy.

Oh, you said skills...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been told im skilled at oral

Okay you can suck off the workers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be chief sun cream rubber inner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a commodity trader. So can organize all the food and other necessities. Is there a port nearby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a physioterrorist and a trained chef?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be chief sun cream rubber inner?"

Important role, can't have people going down with sun burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be chief sun cream rubber inner?

Important role, can't have people going down with sun burn"

My thoughts exactly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a commodity trader. So can organize all the food and other necessities. Is there a port nearby?

This is an elder role for sure. We may have to build a port as the island didn't come with one ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a commodity trader. So can organize all the food and other necessities. Is there a port nearby?

This is an elder role for sure. We may have to build a port as the island didn't come with one ready "

I thought we had a project manager her. Palm it on to him?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm a mechanical design engineer and also excellent at diy.

And my 3D printer will come in handy.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'm a physioterrorist and a trained chef? "

We'll set up a joint practice

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm a chef.

I'm also a crack shot with a rifle & crossbow, expert tent/den builder & firestarter

A natural surviver

Stick with me, you'll be OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a commodity trader. So can organize all the food and other necessities. Is there a port nearby?

This is an elder role for sure. We may have to build a port as the island didn't come with one ready "

We can build the port as long as we get soul supply to the island. Seeing there is no competition, I see this as an 'opportunity to print money'. Pay back period should not be too bad I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a physioterrorist and a trained chef?

We'll set up a joint practice

Hell yes!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a project manager so can help organise the work

I'm also not bad at handy work. I can hunt and know how to cook

Excellent, you will be integral to the community. Think I'll promote you to an elder. Welcome sir

Thank you. I'll have my Union manager send over my working hours and expected salary"

Do you know how to build a working port?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any architects in? And we need people who can chop up some wood I guess. How do you stick stuff together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a chef.

I'm also a crack shot with a rifle & crossbow, expert tent/den builder & firestarter

A natural surviver

Stick with me, you'll be OK

I could not fancy you anymore right now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a chef.

I'm also a crack shot with a rifle & crossbow, expert tent/den builder & firestarter

A natural surviver

Stick with me, you'll be OK

You can build dens. Can you build a port?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I'm a chef.

I'm also a crack shot with a rifle & crossbow, expert tent/den builder & firestarter

A natural surviver

Stick with me, you'll be OK

I could not fancy you anymore right now!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I'm a chef.

I'm also a crack shot with a rifle & crossbow, expert tent/den builder & firestarter

A natural surviver

Stick with me, you'll be OK

You can build dens. Can you build a port? "

I've never tried, but I've drank quite a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a commodity trader. So can organize all the food and other necessities. Is there a port nearby?

This is an elder role for sure. We may have to build a port as the island didn't come with one ready

I thought we had a project manager her. Palm it on to him?

I'll have to speak to my Union Manager to make sure this part of my job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a chef.

I'm also a crack shot with a rifle & crossbow, expert tent/den builder & firestarter

A natural surviver

Stick with me, you'll be OK

You can build dens. Can you build a port?

I've never tried, but I've drank quite a lot

I was wondering why the alcohol supplies were down

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'm a physioterrorist and a trained chef?

We'll set up a joint practice

Hell yes!! "

Quality treatment assured to those who hurt or sprain something doing the heavier stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a commodity trader. So can organize all the food and other necessities. Is there a port nearby?

This is an elder role for sure. We may have to build a port as the island didn't come with one ready

I thought we had a project manager her. Palm it on to him?

I'll have to speak to my Union Manager to make sure this part of my job"

Send the union manager to me. We will hand him a cheque for the union AGM. That should keep him away till the port is completed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a physioterrorist and a trained chef?

We'll set up a joint practice

Hell yes!!

Quality treatment assured to those who hurt or sprain something doing the heavier stuff

And fed after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a commodity trader. So can organize all the food and other necessities. Is there a port nearby?

This is an elder role for sure. We may have to build a port as the island didn't come with one ready

I thought we had a project manager her. Palm it on to him?

I'll have to speak to my Union Manager to make sure this part of my job

Send the union manager to me. We will hand him a cheque for the union AGM. That should keep him away till the port is completed.

This is started to sound like slave labour. I'm organising a strike until we get a minimum wage, health insurance and adequate working hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who the fuck is this union manager and how did he slip through the net. If they aren't a fit blonde I'm gonna bust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the fuck is this union manager and how did he slip through the net. If they aren't a fit blonde I'm gonna bust"

Were a package deal. and as an elder, you cant refuse me this right.

I have spoken!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who the fuck is this union manager and how did he slip through the net. If they aren't a fit blonde I'm gonna bust

Were a package deal. and as an elder, you cant refuse me this right.

I have spoken!"

OK but are they hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the fuck is this union manager and how did he slip through the net. If they aren't a fit blonde I'm gonna bust

Were a package deal. and as an elder, you cant refuse me this right.

I have spoken!

OK but are they hot "

No, but hes very good at what he does and the workers will get their health insurance!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still need bar staff, DJ, tour guide, massuers and possibly a life guard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still need bar staff, DJ, tour guide, massuers and possibly a life guard"

I don’t mind throwing in a massage when I apply the sun cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the fuck is this union manager and how did he slip through the net. If they aren't a fit blonde I'm gonna bust

Were a package deal. and as an elder, you cant refuse me this right.

I have spoken!

OK but are they hot

No, but hes very good at what he does and the workers will get their health insurance!"

We can give them health insurance. But not travel and accident compensation. Is that a deal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still need bar staff, DJ, tour guide, massuers and possibly a life guard

I don’t mind throwing in a massage when I apply the sun cream

Okay but any whiff of happy endings and you'll have HR on yo ass because this is a respectable establishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the fuck is this union manager and how did he slip through the net. If they aren't a fit blonde I'm gonna bust

Were a package deal. and as an elder, you cant refuse me this right.

I have spoken!

OK but are they hot

No, but hes very good at what he does and the workers will get their health insurance!

We can give them health insurance. But not travel and accident compensation. Is that a deal?

I'll see what he says but I think we can agree on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still need bar staff, DJ, tour guide, massuers and possibly a life guard

I don’t mind throwing in a massage when I apply the sun cream

Okay but any whiff of happy endings and you'll have HR on yo ass because this is a respectable establishment "

Sorry but my Union Manager is demanding happy endings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still need bar staff, DJ, tour guide, massuers and possibly a life guard

I don’t mind throwing in a massage when I apply the sun cream

Okay but any whiff of happy endings and you'll have HR on yo ass because this is a respectable establishment "

. Ok I promise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still need bar staff, DJ, tour guide, massuers and possibly a life guard

I don’t mind throwing in a massage when I apply the sun cream

Okay but any whiff of happy endings and you'll have HR on yo ass because this is a respectable establishment

Sorry but my Union Manager is demanding happy endings"

You're both on a probation period

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the fuck is this union manager and how did he slip through the net. If they aren't a fit blonde I'm gonna bust

Were a package deal. and as an elder, you cant refuse me this right.

I have spoken!

OK but are they hot

No, but hes very good at what he does and the workers will get their health insurance!

We can give them health insurance. But not travel and accident compensation. Is that a deal?

I'll see what he says but I think we can agree on this"

Let's shake hands.

By the way you are aware of the fact there are no doctors or hospitals on the island.

We may be able to get some fab nurses, if needed

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I trained as a Chef for 3 year, quit that as it clashed with weekend football,

Became a Carpenter,

Changed up again 10 years later, and now part of my role is an ERT team leader, so First aid, search and rescue, fire fighting, confined space and height rescue,,

Will that do,?? Ohhhh I'm 6 lessons into my flying lessons, and I grew up on Boats,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who the fuck is this union manager and how did he slip through the net. If they aren't a fit blonde I'm gonna bust

Were a package deal. and as an elder, you cant refuse me this right.

I have spoken!

OK but are they hot

No, but hes very good at what he does and the workers will get their health insurance!

We can give them health insurance. But not travel and accident compensation. Is that a deal?

I'll see what he says but I think we can agree on this

Let's shake hands.

By the way you are aware of the fact there are no doctors or hospitals on the island.

We may be able to get some fab nurses, if needed

There was some doctors/medical people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright guys. I am on my way to LA from Auckland and flying over the Pacific. I will see if I can get a glimpse of the island from 40k feet above.

Now I have to go. All electronic equipments needs to be turned off and I can see the air hostess giving me a dirty look. I dont want to piss her off too much. Maybe this might be my chance of joining the miles high club. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What skills do you bring to the table."

I'm pretty good with money and noticed we don't have an island treasurer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a barista. Mixologist. I dont really wanna go if theres no wifi and if I cant bring my dog. I bake too.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Still need bar staff, DJ, tour guide, massuers and possibly a life guard"

Oooh I can be 2 of those too

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By *ouple o peepsCouple
over a year ago

London

I have no natural skills, leadership qualities or morals of any kind. I'm easily distracted. . . . .ooh look boobs!!!

But if you're looking for a Prime Minister for the island, you know, just saying. . . . I'm available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good with animals so I'd bring a few camels and donkeys for rides on the beach.

I'm also a First Aider and could help with reverse osmosis to desalinate the seawater to provide fresh drinking water. Oh so sexy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can pick sand out of intimate places.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can pick sand out of intimate places. "

With my tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a pub manager so could organise the bars with Phoenix x

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Nursing skills

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

I can grow and cultivate any plants for food and building materials

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Can I apply for position of 'hunter'.

And maybe 'tree carrier'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interior design! Got to make the house look pretty right

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By *houldibedoingthis!Man
over a year ago

london

I actually spent 2 weeks in Guyana on a survival course. So if you need shelter, heat and need someone who can identify what can and can't be eaten, I'm your guy.

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

I can get the IT systems up and running so that people can watch porn on their lunch breaks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just sit naked in the sun all day making beautiful things from wood.

Playing with wood snigger

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is our island going? Have made any progress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interior design! Got to make the house look pretty right"

Can I stay with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm useless at most things and I'm kack handed but I am quite funny so give me wine and I will entertain you

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I'm useless at most things and I'm kack handed but I am quite funny so give me wine and I will entertain you "

Sounds good. Wear those clown mini skirts and flip flops and you can entertain the workers during their lunch break!

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