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By *andyman 55 OP   Man
over a year ago

kettering

Any lady's want to cum sit an Santa's knee and tell me what you want for Xmas. Yo ho ho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t want to sit on your knee, I’m awfully heavy.

Can I have a fuck tone of clothes? Every month I recognise I have no clothes, then buy my baby some and have no money for myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit old for that.

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By *andyman 55 OP   Man
over a year ago

kettering

Never to old hun could show you my grotto ??

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"...Yo ho ho."

Is that you, Pirate Santa?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Santa promised me an elf last year. All I got was a bloody colouring book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa promised me an elf last year. All I got was a bloody colouring book "

When I was eight my mum told me if I ate a sprout she’d buy be a bratz doll. I’m still waiting.

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By *andyman 55 OP   Man
over a year ago

kettering

Cold send you a nice rabbit to play with as doll might not please you now .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cold send you a nice rabbit to play with as doll might not please you now ."

No I’d rather the doll. It was an 80s one! Came with a CD as well. I had three of the dolls and she promised to buy me the last one.

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By *andyman 55 OP   Man
over a year ago

kettering

Maybe Santa did not get your letter .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe Santa did not get your letter ."

It wasn’t Santa it was my mum! The wench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You spelled Satan wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like

I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twice

You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bike

If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have bloody asked

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse

You've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew

But it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too

Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am

Cause I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pram

Next time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts

You just wait til next year, when you get back to that store

And me and me little sister come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:

Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

Cause the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin' bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like

I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twice

You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bike

If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have bloody asked

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse

You've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew

But it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too

Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am

Cause I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pram

Next time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts

You just wait til next year, when you get back to that store

And me and me little sister come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:

Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

Cause the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin' bike"

Love this!!!!

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Cold send you a nice rabbit to play with as doll might not please you now .

No I’d rather the doll. It was an 80s one! Came with a CD as well. I had three of the dolls and she promised to buy me the last one. "

Aww bless. eBay?

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