FabSwingers.com forum: Be your apprentice!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

How to work in a kitchen and how to cook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tricky. I have a very wide skillset.....old guy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's cook together..

a feast with an educational value

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

How to flirt subtly.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Let's cook together..

a feast with an educational value

Haha ok

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I could tell you ... but then you'd have to "disappear"

Maybe the apprentice too

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

I wouldnt know how to teach what I know... alot of what I know is just me being me. Someone would have to be with me, joined at the hop 24/7 .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

Am I good enough to be you apprentice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing herbs, veg and plants and how to use them for health benefits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Growing herbs, veg and plants and how to use them for health benefits"

Herbs as in pot?

Agree it does have health benefits!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I could tell you ... but then you'd have to "disappear"

Maybe the apprentice too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

25 years of knowledge in my fluid industry

I would teach them to be adaptable, comfident, self analytical,the ability to blag their way through whilst maintaining that passion

It is an interchange industry. Akways the need for adaptibility abd change

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Stretchable printed circuit boards is the only thing of any depth that I could teach.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"25 years of knowledge in my fluid industry

I would teach them to be adaptable, comfident, self analytical,the ability to blag their way through whilst maintaining that passion

It is an interchange industry. Akways the need for adaptibility abd change"

Can you teach me?

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

How to become a legend,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"25 years of knowledge in my fluid industry

I would teach them to be adaptable, comfident, self analytical,the ability to blag their way through whilst maintaining that passion

It is an interchange industry. Akways the need for adaptibility abd change

Can you teach me?"

Sure I can

Lets start with what your favourite dinosaur is and work out some lesson plans using the SMART model of teaching

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"25 years of knowledge in my fluid industry

I would teach them to be adaptable, comfident, self analytical,the ability to blag their way through whilst maintaining that passion

It is an interchange industry. Akways the need for adaptibility abd change

Can you teach me?

Sure I can

Lets start with what your favourite dinosaur is and work out some lesson plans using the SMART model of teaching

I thought we were doing your fluids?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"25 years of knowledge in my fluid industry

I would teach them to be adaptable, comfident, self analytical,the ability to blag their way through whilst maintaining that passion

It is an interchange industry. Akways the need for adaptibility abd change

Can you teach me?

Sure I can

Lets start with what your favourite dinosaur is and work out some lesson plans using the SMART model of teaching

I thought we were doing your fluids?

That comes later

You have to jump through all of my unrealistic hoops first!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"25 years of knowledge in my fluid industry

I would teach them to be adaptable, comfident, self analytical,the ability to blag their way through whilst maintaining that passion

It is an interchange industry. Akways the need for adaptibility abd change

Can you teach me?

Sure I can

Lets start with what your favourite dinosaur is and work out some lesson plans using the SMART model of teaching

I thought we were doing your fluids?

That comes later

You have to jump through all of my unrealistic hoops first!"

Ah cool, I'll be happy to jump through what ever hoops you want, flaming or not

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

How to do my washing and Ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to clock fab in 12 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to appreciate other people and life in general. How a little bit of thought and effort brings its own reward and how to put up a shelf. There has to be something practical I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to clock fab in 12 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to clock fab in 12 months

D."
true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to reduce your social life to small snippets of tired fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to clock fab in 12 months

D.true story

I know, I was thinking you could do a walkthrough video and bang it on you tube

Don’t show them how to unlock the diamond cock cover though

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?

I'd teach them how to discover their own path

(See zen aka taoism)

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

Am I good enough to be you apprentice?

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

Am I good enough to be you apprentice?

Of course!"

How do I apply?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

How to resolve complex problems with little or no information.

On complex machinery that should have been replaced years ago.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

Am I good enough to be you apprentice?

Of course!

How do I apply?

You've already been accepted, no application needed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little bit of thoughtfulness....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

Am I good enough to be you apprentice?

Of course!

How do I apply?

You've already been accepted, no application needed! "

When does the training commence?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

Am I good enough to be you apprentice?

Of course!

How do I apply?

You've already been accepted, no application needed!

When does the training commence?

Immediately so stop slacking

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

Vechicle mechanics or handi-man skills or MS Excel.

All 3 could be helpful if you wanted to repair the engine and refit the kitchen on your motor home and then to record all essential associated data on a spreadsheet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

Am I good enough to be you apprentice?

Of course!

How do I apply?

You've already been accepted, no application needed!

When does the training commence?

Immediately so stop slacking "

Good. So who is the first target..I can't see any ladies around.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

Am I good enough to be you apprentice?

Of course!

How do I apply?

You've already been accepted, no application needed!

When does the training commence?

Immediately so stop slacking

Good. So who is the first target..I can't see any ladies around.

*Waiting patiently for a lady to arrive to explore my flirting skills under the careful watch of my instructor*

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

Am I good enough to be you apprentice?

Of course!

How do I apply?

You've already been accepted, no application needed!

When does the training commence?

Immediately so stop slacking

Good. So who is the first target..I can't see any ladies around.

*Waiting patiently for a lady to arrive to explore my flirting skills under the careful watch of my instructor*

What the bloody hell do you think I am?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First aid and presenting skills

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

Am I good enough to be you apprentice?

Of course!

How do I apply?

You've already been accepted, no application needed!

When does the training commence?

Immediately so stop slacking

Good. So who is the first target..I can't see any ladies around.

*Waiting patiently for a lady to arrive to explore my flirting skills under the careful watch of my instructor*

What the bloody hell do you think I am?

Am I meant to flirt with you

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

Am I good enough to be you apprentice?

Of course!

How do I apply?

You've already been accepted, no application needed!

When does the training commence?

Immediately so stop slacking

Good. So who is the first target..I can't see any ladies around.

*Waiting patiently for a lady to arrive to explore my flirting skills under the careful watch of my instructor*

What the bloody hell do you think I am?

Am I meant to flirt with you

Penny ... drop ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

Am I good enough to be you apprentice?

Of course!

How do I apply?

You've already been accepted, no application needed!

When does the training commence?

Immediately so stop slacking

Good. So who is the first target..I can't see any ladies around.

*Waiting patiently for a lady to arrive to explore my flirting skills under the careful watch of my instructor*

What the bloody hell do you think I am?

Am I meant to flirt with you

Penny ... drop ...

How do I flirt with my teacher

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

Am I good enough to be you apprentice?

Of course!

How do I apply?

You've already been accepted, no application needed!

When does the training commence?

Immediately so stop slacking

Good. So who is the first target..I can't see any ladies around.

*Waiting patiently for a lady to arrive to explore my flirting skills under the careful watch of my instructor*

What the bloody hell do you think I am?

Am I meant to flirt with you

Penny ... drop ...

How do I flirt with my teacher

That is why you are in training

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

Am I good enough to be you apprentice?

Of course!

How do I apply?

You've already been accepted, no application needed!

When does the training commence?

Immediately so stop slacking

Good. So who is the first target..I can't see any ladies around.

*Waiting patiently for a lady to arrive to explore my flirting skills under the careful watch of my instructor*

What the bloody hell do you think I am?

Am I meant to flirt with you

Penny ... drop ...

How do I flirt with my teacher

That is why you are in training

So what is my first lesson

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

Always make your bed. If you achieve nothing else during your day, you’ll always have a made bed to come back to.

(And maybe someone will be waiting in there for you!)

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

Am I good enough to be you apprentice?

Of course!

How do I apply?

You've already been accepted, no application needed!

When does the training commence?

Immediately so stop slacking

Good. So who is the first target..I can't see any ladies around.

*Waiting patiently for a lady to arrive to explore my flirting skills under the careful watch of my instructor*

What the bloody hell do you think I am?

Am I meant to flirt with you

Penny ... drop ...

How do I flirt with my teacher

That is why you are in training

So what is my first lesson

Tell her what a nice blouse she's wearing and how it accentuates jet figure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

Am I good enough to be you apprentice?

Of course!

How do I apply?

You've already been accepted, no application needed!

When does the training commence?

Immediately so stop slacking

Good. So who is the first target..I can't see any ladies around.

*Waiting patiently for a lady to arrive to explore my flirting skills under the careful watch of my instructor*

What the bloody hell do you think I am?

My heart skips everytime I think about you, maybe it is a somersault.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

Am I good enough to be you apprentice?

Of course!

How do I apply?

You've already been accepted, no application needed!

When does the training commence?

Immediately so stop slacking

Good. So who is the first target..I can't see any ladies around.

*Waiting patiently for a lady to arrive to explore my flirting skills under the careful watch of my instructor*

What the bloody hell do you think I am?

Am I meant to flirt with you

Penny ... drop ...

I wish I was your mirror, so that I could look at you every morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to flirt subtly.

You look so good now.

I can't actually see you, but assume you look good, because you always do.

Awww thankyou

Am I good enough to be you apprentice?

Of course!

How do I apply?

You've already been accepted, no application needed!

When does the training commence?

Immediately so stop slacking

Good. So who is the first target..I can't see any ladies around.

*Waiting patiently for a lady to arrive to explore my flirting skills under the careful watch of my instructor*

What the bloody hell do you think I am?

Am I meant to flirt with you

Penny ... drop ...

How do I flirt with my teacher

That is why you are in training

So what is my first lesson

Tell her what a nice blouse she's wearing and how it accentuates jet figure"

How do you know she is wearing a blouse?

She might be wearing a swim suit or a birthday suit.

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