FabSwingers.com forum: Wednesday getting to know you thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey fabbers

As it’s hump day let’s get to know each other better by joining in with this thread and asking a fellow poster a question in private and the answered has to post their answer in the forum. Please consider your filters if you want full enjoyment.

Terms and conditions. Say you’re in to be in otherwise bugger off. Swimming in your clothes will get them wet. No standing. All replies must be typed in black ink. Wank responsibly.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm in

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I'm in, but should I get a question then work may delay the response.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stegosaurus

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I'm in

Although I can't promise to always wank responsibly

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm in for a giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in

Although I can't promise to always wank responsibly

Sorry to hear that. Maybe you should join wankers anonymous. It’s an excellent support group who will give you a hand in kicking the addiction.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Velociraptor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Ask me strange things.

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By *oby BestMan
over a year ago

the shires

I am in

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By *um_drinkerMan
over a year ago

Hull

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never done it as I hate swimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in x

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in x

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By *oger Thrice-KnightlyMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I'm in too, newbie to the forum so be gentle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh yes please

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

I am in sounds fun..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

Just need to warm up do a few stretches lol

X x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swim with sharks.They fascinate me.But i'll never do it,because I can't even paddle on the shoreline without having a mini meltdown, if a bit of sea touches my foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww thankyou

I use advance TECHniques range from avon.The best one is the duo treatment oil spray.x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m in, ask away

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I think it's a double edged sword

For some most definitely, but it can also have the opposite effect.

I suppose a lot depends on how successful you are & how you handle it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My box is open for the curious and stout of heart..

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By *ornyboy777Man
over a year ago

Sleaford

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, it’ll distract me from actual work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes quite a few times .one of my favourite things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in and the more random the better!

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

I’m in x looking forward to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh interesting question. No, I don't think fab has had any bearing on how I see others in the outside world, I find I can separate the two very easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they not hum? I'm sure they do.I haven't put a lot of thought into it,but I've seen enough animal planet to remember something about humming.

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By *ordo320Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

In too

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

A scientist in theory, but more of troubleshooter (or trouble maker) nowadays.

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By *utley71Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm in, ladies only tho..

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I don't, I want one, but not at home enough for it to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No contest!

Basil Brush would kick his arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s not as cold as this.. then gym.

If it’s cold like now, spending about four hours picking a show on netflix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh now I think it would have to be giving up all drinks barr water.

And can we not have both? I mean, I love both cake coffee and cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite way to spend a day off work is in bed of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow White for sure...who knows what she’s learned from the dwarves over the years...no messin’.

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Any noise it likes..

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Bap

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

I am in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is sex a suitable answer?

I think probably sat in the snug,listening to music, while reading a good book

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Sounds fun, in

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By *kaythen07Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Count me in

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By *oger Thrice-KnightlyMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Brown, keeps you regular haha

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By *ornyboy777Man
over a year ago

Sleaford

Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never drink tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in ask away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a snake in my boots"

Woody obviously.He's the flawed leader.Always making mistakes,but makes things right for his family.I sobbed my heart out,at the end of Toy Story 4

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'm skiving now so I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don’t make the terms and conditions up. Visit wankresponsible.org.uk for more information.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I wan’na be like you” from the jungle book, I think. That film has great songs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's do this

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Never where public can actually see me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unlikely fantasy is a threesome with Jeff Stelling and Paul Merson.

Bi mmf, I think interests me the most atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oncemorerounthesun:

Never tried, but me personally (Mr) would give it a go and I think Miss M could be persuaded too

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I'm in

Although I can't promise to always wank responsibly

Sorry to hear that. Maybe you should join wankers anonymous. It’s an excellent support group who will give you a hand in kicking the addiction.

Firstly, why do we have to be anonymous?

And secondly, who says I want to give up this particular addiction??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am in ask away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not even ashamed to admit, that I still like to watch repeats of Hey Arnold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t really own any particularly kinky ones!

Random one... I’ll go with panda haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say I enjoy either tbh,but I do it because i'm a people pleaser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Splashing about in puddles with my grand kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mixture of both.soft caressing until I need more.Then hard enough to know you mean business,but not hard enough that it feels like you're trying to steal one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could go anywhere I wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’d be the ‘stealth’ one. I’d sneak in under the radar and surprise them with something they weren’t expecting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, always up for this

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By *ordo320Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

It depends upon the situation and if it’s appreciated. If you’re meeting in a normal vanilla way then I don’t think it’s warranted. But if she’s submitting to me and wants to be humiliated then it’s a huge turn on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went on a "date" to Thorpe Park fright night.It would have been fun if I liked big rides or horrors.I spent 9 hours trying to be brave,while crying on the inside.The worst part was the pictures after the rides,you can't hide the look of sheer terror

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside

Happy hump day one and all.

We are in for the curious, the inquisitive and the random.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Black, no sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. I like these threads

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I'm in ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand up comedy.

But I get stage fright and I'm not very funny

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

I'm in

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By *ungle39Man
over a year ago

Annan

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a fun game, we are in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could go anywhere in time it would be to before the Mike Tyson v Buster Douglas fight. I’d put everything I own on Douglas and be rich right now

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

It would be Mirthandgirth.

One my best friends, and a fellow martial artist.

No, I don't think I'd win, but I wouldn't go down easy

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By *ungle39Man
over a year ago

Annan

Kylie Minogue

Fiona Bruce

Susanna Reid

Nigella Lawson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I have a favourite because that would be unfair to all otters.The spotted neck otter has some interesting social behaviours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a big lover of koalas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, ask away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy, Just Peachy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 5 kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold in summer warm in winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fave drink is a gin and tonic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roger_Usenseless:

Hmmm... Need to think about this. They jump, don't they? They must have knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drwhowhatwherewhy:

Thank you!

I think it's down to the fact that I'm a red head, but they need plenty of soft caressing and kisses too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They jiggle about for more than 20 seconds,on a daily basis.But I still ain't putting a video on for everyone to see lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken is my favourite I think, served with roast potatoes and stiffing

Either that or the noisy fat cunt of a bird who sits on the telephone wire in my garden shouting at the dog! He is awesome!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Sadly nobody really inspires me, yet

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By *teve48ukMan
over a year ago

Ware

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don't like it.As soon as you hit that top 10,all hell breaks loose! Then I spend 2 days googling places like Ystrad and Flitwick.Because i've never heard of them

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Fiona Bruce

Jodie Whittaker

Rachel Weise

And I'm sure there are more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in, message away

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By *teve48ukMan
over a year ago

Ware

Holly the sport reader on BBC

Wendy James

Jennifer Anniston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holly Willoughby

Ellie Goulding

Angelina Jolie

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Watch my partner fuck another woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what i know i dont what i dont

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Watch my partner fuck another woman "

Lucky guy

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By *CDecauxMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

In - let’s see how this goes. Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch my partner fuck another woman "

This makes me glad were getting married

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Watch my partner fuck another woman

This makes me glad were getting married

Well you said I could fuck other blokes, fairs fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're asking the wrong person.I find it fun to put "Chapel of Love"on the alexa just after sex because it's funny seeing the panic set in

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By *juk72Man
over a year ago

Reading

i'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

In-visible, that is! It'll be a first for me to be asked anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bear with a bat but only one leg would win

a blind lion would take too long to find the shotgun and then figure out how to use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely the night prowling, all growling, wielder of all things batty. The other one is an alien with conservative quasi Christian right wing morals.

I'll take Satan's vengeful batarang playboy any night of the week.

Since he's poor, I'd even shout out dinner and bring the lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My paleness is down to my aversion to sunshine. I might spontaneously combust if out for too long

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Definitely in and looking forward to intriguing questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Erm.....howl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Erm.....howl

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good morning OP, good morning everyone. I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning OP, good morning everyone. I'm in."

Good morning !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been called a drama queen this week,and a spoilt princess.So it would have to be some sort of royalty.Or a donkey

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By *ingcom76Man
over a year ago

cheltenham

I'll give this a try. I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny you should ask that, I had a dream last night about a gobby/funny northerner with great tits who was amazing in bed - she also wore glasses occasionally and had some pretty cool tattoos x

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Wanked hubby off while we where sat in back row of cinema,we had row to ourselves so none suspected a thing

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By *ordo320Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

Naughtiest thing was either bending my ex over her car bonnet at her parents house late at night where anyone could have seen us. It was so hot, we both came so quickly! Or where I took her out into a forest near where we lived and I tied her to a tree and played/toyed with her for a couple of hours. Mixing from pain to pleasure. She said afterwards she had never felt pleasure as strongly as she did that night!

I’d love to try both again

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Back in for the afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi...I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good afternoon..I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all am in

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