FabSwingers.com forum: If you could

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have the figure/physique of someone else who would you choose?

Think I’d choose Beyonce, she has an amaaaazing figure.

None of this happy as I am boringness. Choose someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Guetta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"David Guetta"

For your body?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Guetta

For your body?"

Sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have LJ's and just never get out of bed......

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Nigella Lawson

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"David Guetta

For your body?

Sure

Nooooooooo! Your figure is lovely! Daft bat

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’d have to say the incredibly sexy female that she is.... Spider Woman! Who has some of the most amazing photos!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Christina Hendricks

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Nigella Lawson"

And the voice!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I would say Tom Hardy but by Christmas ends it will be a 6ft Danny de Vito

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'm happy with what I have so I wouldn't swop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Guetta

For your body?

Sure

Nooooooooo! Your figure is lovely! Daft bat "

But you said I can’t be happy!!!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"I'm happy with what I have so I wouldn't swop."

I'm happy with what you got too.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"David Guetta

For your body?

Sure

Nooooooooo! Your figure is lovely! Daft bat

But you said I can’t be happy!!!"

Haha this is true! Ok I’ll give you that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have the figure/physique of someone else who would you choose?

Think I’d choose Beyonce, she has an amaaaazing figure.

None of this happy as I am boringness. Choose someone

Beyonce

- I can but dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dita Von Teese.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'm happy with what I have so I wouldn't swop."

You don’t need to!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

[Removed by poster at 26/11/19 22:02:01]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Guetta

For your body?

Sure

Nooooooooo! Your figure is lovely! Daft bat

But you said I can’t be happy!!!

Haha this is true! Ok I’ll give you that

Unsure as to why he was my choice

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’d like some height, that and to wear the suit, she was my only girl crush.. seven of nine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marisa Miller or Gal Gadot

I just want to be tall.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Jessica rabbit

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Ivan Drago from Rocky IV

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

or the woman who played the new Wonder Woman.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Jessica rabbit

Awe bless cookie! She was soooo sassy!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Me when I was about 25 years younger

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Jessica rabbit

Your not far off

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I’d have to say the incredibly sexy female that she is.... Spider Woman! Who has some of the most amazing photos! "

Oh DC you have just made me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Michael Fassbender. I'd spend a lot of time playing with my sizeable penis.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Me when I was about 25 years younger

with the confidence, experience I have now!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Ryan Reynolds. I have his sense of humour I may as well have is body.

I wonder how much bacon he eats? ?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Can I pick my twin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I pick my twin? "

Ooooh you have a twin?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’d have to say the incredibly sexy female that she is.... Spider Woman! Who has some of the most amazing photos!

Oh DC you have just made me

I’m probably not the only fab female who greatly admires the sassy bird that you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruce Lee. Only because we watched Enter the Dragon last night.

Fuzz

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

As I'm not allowed to say I'm happy as I am, Ana Cheri.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Marylin monroe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d have to say the incredibly sexy female that she is.... Spider Woman! Who has some of the most amazing photos!

Oh DC you have just made me

I’m probably not the only fab female who greatly admires the sassy bird that you are"

Definitely not

. She’s alright is Spidey

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm happy with what I have so I wouldn't swop."

But you gave one detail missing........MEEEE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ryan Reynolds. I have his sense of humour I may as well have is body.

I wonder how much bacon he eats? ?"

Hes Canadian. Trust me gravy and bacon is a staple.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Marylin monroe

Oh who wouldn’t want to be Marilyn .... or Audrey Hepburn

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Ryan Reynolds. I have his sense of humour I may as well have is body.

I wonder how much bacon he eats? ?

Hes Canadian. Trust me gravy and bacon is a staple. "

Woohoo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone tall. Then I would spend my days buying things from the top shelf without having to wait for a tall person to pass by.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Anyone tall. Then I would spend my days buying things from the top shelf without having to wait for a tall person to pass by.

Awww Lorna! That's so cute! I'm trying to not aww you but

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone tall. Then I would spend my days buying things from the top shelf without having to wait for a tall person to pass by.

It’s so bloody annoying though in tescos when you are that tall person!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marylin monroe

Oh who wouldn’t want to be Marilyn .... or Audrey Hepburn "

Beautiful. My favourite saying “well Marilyn Monroe was a size 16 “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invisible man would be plenty to watch ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christina Hendricks"

Good choice, me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fella here - Emily Atack and then I'd just play with myself all day

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

For me it has to be Bruce Lee

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Anyone tall. Then I would spend my days buying things from the top shelf without having to wait for a tall person to pass by.

So not only tube etiquette, but do I need to teach you how to climb supermarket shelves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salma Hayek

or Monica Bellucci

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salma Hayek

or Monica Bellucci "

If I had either of their figures I’d never leave the house ??

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By *reckledbumWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

Jeri Ryan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlize Theron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Davina or the character faith off of the keeping faith drama

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

J Lo for me, she has looked the same for years

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Charlize Theron"

She's hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolverine- just so I wouldn’t get hangovers

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

David Gandy, would just like to look like him full stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben affleck in batman. Phwaaar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone tall. Then I would spend my days buying things from the top shelf without having to wait for a tall person to pass by.

Awww Lorna! That's so cute! I'm trying to not aww you but

I get Awwwed at when I ask for help, Iv even been patted on the head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone tall. Then I would spend my days buying things from the top shelf without having to wait for a tall person to pass by.

It’s so bloody annoying though in tescos when you are that tall person!

It's not things high up, it's if it's too far back too! Iv only got little arms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Charlize Theron"

I would say the same and she is my girl crush

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Sophia Loren

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

The rock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stone cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d have to say the incredibly sexy female that she is.... Spider Woman! Who has some of the most amazing photos!

Oh DC you have just made me

I’m probably not the only fab female who greatly admires the sassy bird that you are

Definitely not

. She’s alright is Spidey "

And not just the fab females!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to have a body like Kim Kardashian but with a smaller booty please!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'd love to have a body like Kim Kardashian but with a smaller booty please!

Sorry but the butt comes with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kelly Brook or from Fab, NSA Chick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'd probably choose Ryan Reynolds lol x

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I'd be sean connery of 40 years ago... somehow that tux look doesnt match up on my rotund figure...

ahh mish moneypenny...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Marylin monroe

Oh who wouldn’t want to be Marilyn .... or Audrey Hepburn

Beautiful. My favourite saying “well Marilyn Monroe was a size 16 “

Was she?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or Penelope Cruz

in Vicky Cristina Barcelona or even Volver..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marylin monroe

Oh who wouldn’t want to be Marilyn .... or Audrey Hepburn

Beautiful. My favourite saying “well Marilyn Monroe was a size 16 “

Was she?"

I dont think so...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chanel Santini and/or Aubrey Kate. Well, they’re famous in a way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marylin monroe

Oh who wouldn’t want to be Marilyn .... or Audrey Hepburn

Beautiful. My favourite saying “well Marilyn Monroe was a size 16 “

Was she?

I dont think so...?"

I don't think she was. I'm sure she was only around 8 stone and quite small. I'm not sure why she has such a big reputation for being bigger. I'll have to have a nosey now on Google!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marylin monroe

Oh who wouldn’t want to be Marilyn .... or Audrey Hepburn

Beautiful. My favourite saying “well Marilyn Monroe was a size 16 “

Was she?

I dont think so...?

I don't think she was. I'm sure she was only around 8 stone and quite small. I'm not sure why she has such a big reputation for being bigger. I'll have to have a nosey now on Google! "

http://themarilynmonroecollection.com/marilyn-monroe-true-size/

It says 1950s size 14 would have been now size 8.. im assuming American one.. which I believe translates to UK10? But her weight fluctuated too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christina Hendricks"

Now there is a sexy woman!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marylin monroe

Oh who wouldn’t want to be Marilyn .... or Audrey Hepburn

Beautiful. My favourite saying “well Marilyn Monroe was a size 16 “

Was she?"

Thought she was. I stand corrected then

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Holly Willoughby, she looks amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holly Willoughby, she looks amazing"

She’s gorgeous

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Marylin monroe

Oh who wouldn’t want to be Marilyn .... or Audrey Hepburn

Beautiful. My favourite saying “well Marilyn Monroe was a size 16 “

Was she?

I dont think so...?

I don't think she was. I'm sure she was only around 8 stone and quite small. I'm not sure why she has such a big reputation for being bigger. I'll have to have a nosey now on Google!

http://themarilynmonroecollection.com/marilyn-monroe-true-size/

It says 1950s size 14 would have been now size 8.. im assuming American one.. which I believe translates to UK10? But her weight fluctuated too. "

She looked slim - but women were in the 50s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a chap of my age, Daniel Craig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gal Gadot. She was the actress that played wonder woman

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If someone says Natasha Henstridge I will lust you forever.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Naomi Campbells

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Either Lauren Bacall or Marilyn Monroe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alex Kovas

Although I dont have the discipline or the time to get that figure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like being a potato, potato is happy

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By *iguyyyMan
over a year ago

whitstable

Andy Ruiz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like being a potato, potato is happy"

One more haha. Its definitely a happy potato.

https://youtu.be/drOzZ2hYFHI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably Chris Hemsworth, but only if the voice comes with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a boy, Freddie Mercury's physique, c.1981. He was lean, long-legged and in great shape.

As a girl, I'd pick Kylie Minogue. Small but perfectly formed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like being a potato, potato is happy

One more haha. Its definitely a happy potato.

https://youtu.be/drOzZ2hYFHI"

Yes mate! Hot potato hot potato!! Wow!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Someone good n curvy like Beyonce, Ms.Monroe or indeed Holly Willowbooby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nigella Lawson"

God, yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone good n curvy like Beyonce, Ms.Monroe or indeed Holly Willowbooby

"
sat next to holly the other week at the England game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dita Von Teese."

But why? You already have a figure guys would go crazy for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sofia Vergara! Amazing figure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody but this daft thing I'm stuck in

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Kelly Brook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kelly Brook."

Your hotter

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Kelly Brook.

Your hotter "

Lies!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Arnold's physique around the Pumping Iron/1975 Mr Olympia era. That level of aesthetic has never been matched.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Someone good n curvy like Beyonce, Ms.Monroe or indeed Holly Willowbooby

sat next to holly the other week at the England game!"

Jealous!!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Arnold's physique around the Pumping Iron/1975 Mr Olympia era. That level of aesthetic has never been matched."

Your physique on top of me would go down well with me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone good n curvy like Beyonce, Ms.Monroe or indeed Holly Willowbooby

sat next to holly the other week at the England game!

Jealous!!!

Not a patch on you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am happy with who I am. However for the sake of answering this question, I would go with Daniel Craig. He is real I guess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kylie Minogue.

I want men to be able to pick me up and fuck me with my legs around them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kylie Minogue.

I want men to be able to pick me up and fuck me with my legs around them."

You dont need to be Kylie Minogue for that. You can be a Sharon Stone and still do that. Pick a guy who have great lower body strength and great core

And yeah, it wasnt an invitation

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