FabSwingers.com forum: Who's willing to take one for the team?

By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Depends what it involves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you travel?

Is your ass clean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll cook some sausages

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Depends what it involves! "

Feeding the big cat.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Do you travel?

Is your ass clean?"

No and no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you travel?

Is your ass clean?

No and no"

Profile lies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat."

x N

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

What type of paper bag?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’ll cook some sausages

Thank you muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll cook some sausages

Thank you muchly

Welcome

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Do you travel?

Is your ass clean?

No and no

Profile lies!"

It does. Pics are fake too.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat."

Does it growl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’ll bring my strapon, and my mean yet nurturing ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you travel?

Is your ass clean?

No and no"

I can travel and great at cleaning......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll slip you a quick finger bashing.

But no talking please!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

What type of paper bag?"

The big one from the pharmacy that I get all my laxatives in.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat."

Which one? I like lions and tigers, jaguars are bad ass too.

Not a fan of lynxs though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat."

Does the cat eat alot?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat.

Does it growl?"

Only when it's hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really sorry to upset you but you cannot have my penis

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’ll bring my strapon, and my mean yet nurturing ways.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

What type of paper bag?

The big one from the pharmacy that I get all my laxatives in."

That'll be one less xmas pressie to buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat.

Does it growl?

Only when it's hungry."
feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Do you travel?

Is your ass clean?

No and no

I can travel and great at cleaning......

Perfect! I'll get the jet wash out!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat.

Does it growl?

Only when it's hungry."

Right now it's a big growler then?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll slip you a quick finger bashing.

But no talking please!"

Fair. My bullshit is a bit of a mood killer.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat.

Which one? I like lions and tigers, jaguars are bad ass too.

Not a fan of lynxs though. "

It's a snow leopard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone said yes yet? Because it will only get more fierce the more you starve it

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat.

Does the cat eat alot? "

Yes and it hasn't had a good meal for a while.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Really sorry to upset you but you cannot have my penis "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NEVER take one for the team! Unless the entire team would take one for you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

I would 100% allow your fanny to eat me. Thank me team!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really sorry to upset you but you cannot have my penis

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sorry your the wrong scouse girl

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

What type of paper bag?

The big one from the pharmacy that I get all my laxatives in.

That'll be one less xmas pressie to buy"

Who is the lucky person?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat.

Does it growl?

Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry

You want me to stick a snickers in my growler?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat.

Does it growl?

Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry

You want me to stick a snickers in my growler?

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it works on the ad

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat.

Does it growl?

Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry

You want me to stick a snickers in my growler?

I'll do it for you ... I'll do it for the team

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat.

Does it growl?

Only when it's hungry.

Right now it's a big growler then?"

Humongous!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat.

Does it growl?

Only when it's hungry.

Right now it's a big growler then?

Humongous!!"

See above .. I'll just tie a board to my arse to stop me getting sucked in

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Has anyone said yes yet? Because it will only get more fierce the more you starve it

That's how you prepare it for a fight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well my beard will keep you warm as well if your cold down there just worried you might eat my head lol

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By *erfectly Average CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat.

Which one? I like lions and tigers, jaguars are bad ass too.

Not a fan of lynxs though.

It's a snow leopard."

Oh go on then. I do quite like them

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Can you provide cheese? That's the dealbreaker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are your skills still a disappointed 2/100? Else I'm not sure I'll be able to get it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fella is probly gonna be at Anfield on Saturday, if you want him to pop round and ruin you just give me a shout

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"NEVER take one for the team! Unless the entire team would take one for you.."

I'm buggered then! I'll have to wrestle the snow leopard alone.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat.

Does it growl?

Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry

You want me to stick a snickers in my growler?

It worked allegedly for marianne faithful, oh, that was a Mars bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pick me plz baby Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone said yes yet? Because it will only get more fierce the more you starve it

That's how you prepare it for a fight."

That's one fight I'd love to be a sore loser

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

I would 100% allow your fanny to eat me. Thank me team!"

I hope the teeth don't hurt too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pick me plz baby Xx "

wuu2? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NEVER take one for the team! Unless the entire team would take one for you..

I'm buggered then! I'll have to wrestle the snow leopard alone."
i'll give it tombstone piledriver you finish with a leg drop

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"NEVER take one for the team! Unless the entire team would take one for you..

I'm buggered then! I'll have to wrestle the snow leopard alone."

Hang on ... you want your growler feeding and now you want to be buggered??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NEVER take one for the team! Unless the entire team would take one for you..

I'm buggered then! I'll have to wrestle the snow leopard alone."

I'm on Team Lacey, budge up I'll give you a hand, I could do with a new coat for winter on the Steppe.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Really sorry to upset you but you cannot have my penis

sorry your the wrong scouse girl "

I'm not even a proper Scouser. I had no chance really did I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pick me plz baby Xx

wuu2? x"

Im getting ready to spread ur legs and tongue fuck u I will take it for the team baby as long as its you and lacey involved. Mmmmmmm my penis is erect is yours xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry Lacey I don't know what's wrong with me! I just want to take one for the team so bad!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pick me plz baby Xx

wuu2? x

Im getting ready to spread ur legs and tongue fuck u I will take it for the team baby as long as its you and lacey involved. Mmmmmmm my penis is erect is yours xxx "

Oh I'm at full mast. Come swivel on this dick m'lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really sorry to upset you but you cannot have my penis

sorry your the wrong scouse girl

I'm not even a proper Scouser. I had no chance really did I?"
not proper scouse so you don't put people cars on brick then ?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat.

Does it growl?

Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry

You want me to stick a snickers in my growler?

it works on the ad

So that's what they did to Mr. Bean?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat.

Does it growl?

Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry

You want me to stick a snickers in my growler?

I'll do it for you ... I'll do it for the team"

Careful you don't lose a finger.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat.

Does it growl?

Only when it's hungry.

Right now it's a big growler then?

Humongous!!

See above .. I'll just tie a board to my arse to stop me getting sucked in"

Be careful. The gravitational pull is strong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have to but there’s a lot of me to take

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Really sorry to upset you but you cannot have my penis

sorry your the wrong scouse girl

I'm not even a proper Scouser. I had no chance really did I?not proper scouse so you don't put people cars on brick then ?"

She does. I've seen her do it.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"well my beard will keep you warm as well if your cold down there just worried you might eat my head lol"

It's hungry not cold I'm afraid. Snow leopards are well adapted to the cold.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat.

Which one? I like lions and tigers, jaguars are bad ass too.

Not a fan of lynxs though.

It's a snow leopard.

Oh go on then. I do quite like them"

You're a gem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat.

Does it growl?

Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry

You want me to stick a snickers in my growler?

it works on the ad

So that's what they did to Mr. Bean?"
mr bean loves being flicked

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can you provide cheese? That's the dealbreaker."

I can but I can't do both cheese and a paper bag. If we make it baby bells I might be able to fashion a blindfold from the wax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well my beard will keep you warm as well if your cold down there just worried you might eat my head lol

It's hungry not cold I'm afraid. Snow leopards are well adapted to the cold."
just realised you call your fanny snow leopard

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Are your skills still a disappointed 2/100? Else I'm not sure I'll be able to get it up

I'm afraid so. I'm a bit sleepy so it might have even dropped to a 1.5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are your skills still a disappointed 2/100? Else I'm not sure I'll be able to get it up

I'm afraid so. I'm a bit sleepy so it might have even dropped to a 1.5."

Stop it, I'll jizz my pants here and now!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My fella is probly gonna be at Anfield on Saturday, if you want him to pop round and ruin you just give me a shout

Depends if you want him back un-mauled.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pick me plz baby Xx "

Are you tough enough?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"NEVER take one for the team! Unless the entire team would take one for you..

I'm buggered then! I'll have to wrestle the snow leopard alone.

Hang on ... you want your growler feeding and now you want to be buggered??

What can I say, I'm greedy!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"NEVER take one for the team! Unless the entire team would take one for you..

I'm buggered then! I'll have to wrestle the snow leopard alone.

I'm on Team Lacey, budge up I'll give you a hand, I could do with a new coat for winter on the Steppe."

I'm sure you'd look fabulous adorned in its furs!

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By *kbradMan
over a year ago

thurrock

Will happily feed the cat, always been a pussy lover

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Has anyone said yes yet? Because it will only get more fierce the more you starve it

That's how you prepare it for a fight."

I’ll feed your cat for you Lacey

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pick me plz baby Xx

wuu2? x

Im getting ready to spread ur legs and tongue fuck u I will take it for the team baby as long as its you and lacey involved. Mmmmmmm my penis is erect is yours xxx "

Erect lady peni

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

I don't drink.

Fling some chips in the bag and I'm in.....

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Really sorry to upset you but you cannot have my penis

sorry your the wrong scouse girl

I'm not even a proper Scouser. I had no chance really did I?not proper scouse so you don't put people cars on brick then ?"

I'm only an adopted Scouser. I tried putting them on loaves of bread. Results weren't as good but it kind of did the job if they were stale.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"well my beard will keep you warm as well if your cold down there just worried you might eat my head lol

It's hungry not cold I'm afraid. Snow leopards are well adapted to the cold.just realised you call your fanny snow leopard

Or is my snow leopard called Fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well my beard will keep you warm as well if your cold down there just worried you might eat my head lol

It's hungry not cold I'm afraid. Snow leopards are well adapted to the cold.just realised you call your fanny snow leopard

Or is my snow leopard called Fanny?"

If that's the case I'm definitely not stealing it...

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

I don't drink.

Fling some chips in the bag and I'm in.....

As it's you Stingly! Just keep them away from Fanny. She's partial to a salty chip.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

I don't drink.

Fling some chips in the bag and I'm in.....

As it's you Stingly! Just keep them away from Fanny. She's partial to a salty chip."

Sorted.

Want me leave me 'at on?

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By *hoenixcouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

What do snow leopards eat?! We'll nip out and get some

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By *azakerleyLadMan
over a year ago

fazakerley

Where about in liverpool are ya. I'm fazakerley

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Where about in liverpool are ya. I'm fazakerley"

Fazakerley? Fuck, I'd never have guessed if you hadn't mentioned it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it involves me entering your growler I'll do it

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

I mean, being eaten by fanny doesn’t sound like a bad way to go

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What do snow leopards eat?! We'll nip out and get some

Appreciate it! She likes meat mostly but will eat most things!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"If it involves me entering your growler I'll do it

She's hungry enough that she might swallow you whole so not much biting

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

I mean, being eaten by fanny doesn’t sound like a bad way to go

I refuse to be held responsible!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Wait a minute... We are no talking about a real big cat here are we....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

"
I'm not eating marmite you cant make me

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

I mean, being eaten by fanny doesn’t sound like a bad way to go

I refuse to be held responsible!"

I wouldn’t be complaining

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Oh go on then - but be gentle for the first few hours.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wait a minute... We are no talking about a real big cat here are we....

My pet snow leopard called Fanny!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Wait a minute... We are no talking about a real big cat here are we....

My pet snow leopard called Fanny!"

I shall require pics as proof! Must also include toe beans.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wait a minute... We are no talking about a real big cat here are we....

My pet snow leopard called Fanny!

I shall require pics as proof! Must also include toe beans. "

Well she's rather large so they're more like toe plums but sure!

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By *hoenixcouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"If it involves me entering your growler I'll do it

She's hungry enough that she might swallow you whole so not much biting

Not even a little? Lol

Quite a tame leopard then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

We would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if the cats still hungry it might just need worming

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

I'll take one for the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bring my strapon, and my mean yet nurturing ways.

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theres an offer

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By *ucky88oMan
over a year ago

london

Pick me pick me

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

Can you wait 18 days?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Nope not doing it..learned that lesson a long time ago - no teams shall be taken round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

Just inboxed you ya naughty girl

x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat."

Is it a ginger Tom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what it involves!

Feeding the big cat.

Which one? I like lions and tigers, jaguars are bad ass too.

Not a fan of lynxs though. "

Oh lynxs are lovely. Their tufty ears and all.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

What is this all about?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

Paper bag... ecco friendly, definately got my interest!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

We have Liverpool on our list of places we want to visit. We can let you know when we arrange something if you like but it's probably not going to be before you eat somebody.

We would bring our own paper bag but we doubt we'd use it for the reason you are thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll only lower my standards so far, sorry.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Gladly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then Lacey, gladly take one for you lovely.

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

I would love to make such a noble sacrifice. Maul away.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck am here to be abused, stand back guys I'll take it this time for the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh well has she picked yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh well has she picked yet

I think the snow leopard got her...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone?

Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.

I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.

It would be an honour and a privilege. No accessories needed, but would you chip in part of my bus fare?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not usually a team player...but i could make an exception...

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