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"Depends what it involves! " Feeding the big cat. | |||
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"Do you travel? Is your ass clean?" No and no | |||
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"Do you travel? Is your ass clean? No and no" Profile lies! | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed. "What type of paper bag? | |||
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"I’ll cook some sausages  "Thank you muchly | |||
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"Do you travel? Is your ass clean? No and no Profile lies!" It does. Pics are fake too. | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat." Does it growl? | |||
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"Do you travel? Is your ass clean? No and no" I can travel and great at cleaning......  | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.
What type of paper bag?"The big one from the pharmacy that I get all my laxatives in. | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat." Which one? I like lions and tigers, jaguars are bad ass too. Not a fan of lynxs though. | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat." Does the cat eat alot? | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat. Does it growl?" Only when it's hungry. | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.
What type of paper bag?
The big one from the pharmacy that I get all my laxatives in."That'll be one less xmas pressie to buy | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat. Does it growl? Only when it's hungry." feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry  | |||
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"Do you travel? Is your ass clean? No and no I can travel and great at cleaning...... "Perfect! I'll get the jet wash out! | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat. Does it growl? Only when it's hungry." Right now it's a big growler then? | |||
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"I'll slip you a quick finger bashing. But no talking please!" Fair. My bullshit is a bit of a mood killer. | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat. Which one? I like lions and tigers, jaguars are bad ass too. Not a fan of lynxs though. " It's a snow leopard. | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat. Does the cat eat alot? " Yes and it hasn't had a good meal for a while. | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed. "I would 100% allow your fanny to eat me. Thank me team! | |||
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"Really sorry to upset you but you cannot have my penis "sorry your the wrong scouse girl | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.
What type of paper bag?
The big one from the pharmacy that I get all my laxatives in.
That'll be one less xmas pressie to buy"Who is the lucky person? | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat. Does it growl? Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry "You want me to stick a snickers in my growler?  | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat. Does it growl? Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry
You want me to stick a snickers in my growler? "it works on the ad | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat. Does it growl? Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry
You want me to stick a snickers in my growler? "I'll do it for you ... I'll do it for the team | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat. Does it growl? Only when it's hungry. Right now it's a big growler then?" Humongous!! | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat. Does it growl? Only when it's hungry. Right now it's a big growler then? Humongous!!" See above .. I'll just tie a board to my arse to stop me getting sucked in | |||
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"Has anyone said yes yet? Because it will only get more fierce the more you starve it "That's how you prepare it for a fight. | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat. Which one? I like lions and tigers, jaguars are bad ass too. Not a fan of lynxs though. It's a snow leopard." Oh go on then. I do quite like them | |||
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"NEVER take one for the team! Unless the entire team would take one for you.." I'm buggered then! I'll have to wrestle the snow leopard alone. | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat. Does it growl? Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry
You want me to stick a snickers in my growler? "It worked allegedly for marianne faithful, oh, that was a Mars bar | |||
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"Has anyone said yes yet? Because it will only get more fierce the more you starve it
That's how you prepare it for a fight."That's one fight I'd love to be a sore loser | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.
I would 100% allow your fanny to eat me. Thank me team!"I hope the teeth don't hurt too much. | |||
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"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pick me plz baby Xx " wuu2? x | |||
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"NEVER take one for the team! Unless the entire team would take one for you.. I'm buggered then! I'll have to wrestle the snow leopard alone." i'll give it tombstone piledriver you finish with a leg drop | |||
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"NEVER take one for the team! Unless the entire team would take one for you.. I'm buggered then! I'll have to wrestle the snow leopard alone." Hang on ... you want your growler feeding and now you want to be buggered?? | |||
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"NEVER take one for the team! Unless the entire team would take one for you.. I'm buggered then! I'll have to wrestle the snow leopard alone." I'm on Team Lacey, budge up I'll give you a hand, I could do with a new coat for winter on the Steppe. | |||
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"Really sorry to upset you but you cannot have my penis sorry your the wrong scouse girl "I'm not even a proper Scouser. I had no chance really did I? | |||
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"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pick me plz baby Xx wuu2? x" Im getting ready to spread ur legs and tongue fuck u I will take it for the team baby as long as its you and lacey involved. Mmmmmmm my penis is erect is yours xxx | |||
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"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pick me plz baby Xx wuu2? x Im getting ready to spread ur legs and tongue fuck u I will take it for the team baby as long as its you and lacey involved. Mmmmmmm my penis is erect is yours xxx " Oh I'm at full mast. Come swivel on this dick m'lady  | |||
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"Really sorry to upset you but you cannot have my penis sorry your the wrong scouse girl
I'm not even a proper Scouser. I had no chance really did I?"not proper scouse so you don't put people cars on brick then ? | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat. Does it growl? Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry
You want me to stick a snickers in my growler? it works on the ad "So that's what they did to Mr. Bean? | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat. Does it growl? Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry
You want me to stick a snickers in my growler?
I'll do it for you ... I'll do it for the team"Careful you don't lose a finger. | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat. Does it growl? Only when it's hungry. Right now it's a big growler then? Humongous!! See above .. I'll just tie a board to my arse to stop me getting sucked in" Be careful. The gravitational pull is strong! | |||
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"Really sorry to upset you but you cannot have my penis sorry your the wrong scouse girl
I'm not even a proper Scouser. I had no chance really did I?not proper scouse so you don't put people cars on brick then ?"She does. I've seen her do it. | |||
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"well my beard will keep you warm as well if your cold down there just worried you might eat my head lol" It's hungry not cold I'm afraid. Snow leopards are well adapted to the cold. | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat. Which one? I like lions and tigers, jaguars are bad ass too. Not a fan of lynxs though. It's a snow leopard. Oh go on then. I do quite like them" You're a gem. | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat. Does it growl? Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry
You want me to stick a snickers in my growler? it works on the ad
So that's what they did to Mr. Bean?"mr bean loves being flicked | |||
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"Can you provide cheese? That's the dealbreaker." I can but I can't do both cheese and a paper bag. If we make it baby bells I might be able to fashion a blindfold from the wax. | |||
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"well my beard will keep you warm as well if your cold down there just worried you might eat my head lol It's hungry not cold I'm afraid. Snow leopards are well adapted to the cold." just realised you call your fanny snow leopard | |||
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"Are your skills still a disappointed 2/100? Else I'm not sure I'll be able to get it up "I'm afraid so. I'm a bit sleepy so it might have even dropped to a 1.5. | |||
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"Are your skills still a disappointed 2/100? Else I'm not sure I'll be able to get it up
I'm afraid so. I'm a bit sleepy so it might have even dropped to a 1.5."Stop it, I'll jizz my pants here and now! | |||
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"My fella is probly gonna be at Anfield on Saturday, if you want him to pop round and ruin you just give me a shout "Depends if you want him back un-mauled. | |||
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"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pick me plz baby Xx " Are you tough enough? | |||
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"NEVER take one for the team! Unless the entire team would take one for you.. I'm buggered then! I'll have to wrestle the snow leopard alone. Hang on ... you want your growler feeding and now you want to be buggered?? "What can I say, I'm greedy! | |||
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"NEVER take one for the team! Unless the entire team would take one for you.. I'm buggered then! I'll have to wrestle the snow leopard alone. I'm on Team Lacey, budge up I'll give you a hand, I could do with a new coat for winter on the Steppe." I'm sure you'd look fabulous adorned in its furs! | |||
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"Has anyone said yes yet? Because it will only get more fierce the more you starve it
That's how you prepare it for a fight."I’ll feed your cat for you Lacey | |||
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"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pick me plz baby Xx wuu2? x Im getting ready to spread ur legs and tongue fuck u I will take it for the team baby as long as its you and lacey involved. Mmmmmmm my penis is erect is yours xxx " Erect lady peni | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed. "I don't drink. Fling some chips in the bag and I'm in..... | |||
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"Really sorry to upset you but you cannot have my penis sorry your the wrong scouse girl
I'm not even a proper Scouser. I had no chance really did I?not proper scouse so you don't put people cars on brick then ?"I'm only an adopted Scouser. I tried putting them on loaves of bread. Results weren't as good but it kind of did the job if they were stale. | |||
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"well my beard will keep you warm as well if your cold down there just worried you might eat my head lol It's hungry not cold I'm afraid. Snow leopards are well adapted to the cold.just realised you call your fanny snow leopard "Or is my snow leopard called Fanny? | |||
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"well my beard will keep you warm as well if your cold down there just worried you might eat my head lol It's hungry not cold I'm afraid. Snow leopards are well adapted to the cold.just realised you call your fanny snow leopard
Or is my snow leopard called Fanny?"If that's the case I'm definitely not stealing it...  | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.
I don't drink.
Fling some chips in the bag and I'm in..... "As it's you Stingly! Just keep them away from Fanny. She's partial to a salty chip. | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.
I don't drink.
Fling some chips in the bag and I'm in.....
As it's you Stingly! Just keep them away from Fanny. She's partial to a salty chip."Sorted. Want me leave me 'at on? | |||
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"Where about in liverpool are ya. I'm fazakerley" Fazakerley? Fuck, I'd never have guessed if you hadn't mentioned it. | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed. "I mean, being eaten by fanny doesn’t sound like a bad way to go  | |||
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"What do snow leopards eat?! We'll nip out and get some
X"Appreciate it! She likes meat mostly but will eat most things! | |||
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"If it involves me entering your growler I'll do it "She's hungry enough that she might swallow you whole so not much biting | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.
I mean, being eaten by fanny doesn’t sound like a bad way to go "I refuse to be held responsible! | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed. "I'm not eating marmite you cant make me | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.
I mean, being eaten by fanny doesn’t sound like a bad way to go
I refuse to be held responsible!"I wouldn’t be complaining | |||
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"Wait a minute... We are no talking about a real big cat here are we.... "My pet snow leopard called Fanny! | |||
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"Wait a minute... We are no talking about a real big cat here are we....
My pet snow leopard called Fanny!"I shall require pics as proof! Must also include toe beans. | |||
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"Wait a minute... We are no talking about a real big cat here are we....
My pet snow leopard called Fanny!
I shall require pics as proof! Must also include toe beans. "Well she's rather large so they're more like toe plums but sure! | |||
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"If it involves me entering your growler I'll do it
She's hungry enough that she might swallow you whole so not much biting "Not even a little? Lol Quite a tame leopard then? | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed. "We would | |||
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"I’ll bring my strapon, and my mean yet nurturing ways. "theres an offer | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed. "Can you wait 18 days? | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed. "Just inboxed you ya naughty girl x x | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat." Is it a ginger Tom? | |||
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"Depends what it involves! Feeding the big cat. Which one? I like lions and tigers, jaguars are bad ass too. Not a fan of lynxs though. " Oh lynxs are lovely. Their tufty ears and all. | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed. "Paper bag... ecco friendly, definately got my interest! | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed. "We have Liverpool on our list of places we want to visit. We can let you know when we arrange something if you like but it's probably not going to be before you eat somebody. We would bring our own paper bag but we doubt we'd use it for the reason you are thinking. | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed. "I would love to make such a noble sacrifice. Maul away.x | |||
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"oh well has she picked yet "I think the snow leopard got her... | |||
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"Anyone? Otherwise my fanny may eat someone. I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed. "It would be an honour and a privilege. No accessories needed, but would you chip in part of my bus fare? | |||
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