FabSwingers.com forum: Im off to tesco anyone need anything?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What 3 things would you ask me to pick up if I was coming to your house next?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Not from Tesco - no thanks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those chocolate, brownie trifle jobs X 3 please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you paying for these items too? *quickly looking online for expensive alcohol*

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Not from Tesco - no thanks..."

Girth!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Twiglets, bacon and vodka

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you paying for these items too? *quickly looking online for expensive alcohol* "

Of course be rude not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesecake

Gin

More gin

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Decent, single-source 85% dark chocolate, please.

I am a woman in need.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Twiglets, bacon and vodka

I'll go get these from Waitrose for you Durty, and personally deliver them to you fully naked

Twiglets, bacon, vodka, and a very girthy bratwurst sausage!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not from Tesco - no thanks..."

I’m off to spar, can I get you anything there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jammies, galaxy caramel and some Robinson’s strawberry and kiwi diluted juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you paying for these items too? *quickly looking online for expensive alcohol*

Of course be rude not to

Ok thank you, so we wont be greedy let's go for some wine (1 case = 1 item), something for shots (your choice) and a deck of cards.... drinking games

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jammies, galaxy caramel and some Robinson’s strawberry and kiwi diluted juice "

What are jammies? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you paying for these items too? *quickly looking online for expensive alcohol*

Of course be rude not to

Ok thank you, so we wont be greedy let's go for some wine (1 case = 1 item), something for shots (your choice) and a deck of cards.... drinking games "

That's quite an interesting choice but I dont drink so would be all for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you paying for these items too? *quickly looking online for expensive alcohol*

Of course be rude not to

Ok thank you, so we wont be greedy let's go for some wine (1 case = 1 item), something for shots (your choice) and a deck of cards.... drinking games

That's quite an interesting choice but I dont drink so would be all for you

Oh no that wouldn't be fair, I (her) cant cheat if you're sober.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chia seeds

Milk

That would be it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tunnocks teacakes

Beefy crinkle cut crisps

And lube please

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I still need chocolate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not from Tesco - no thanks..."

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Tunnocks teacakes

Beefy crinkle cut crisps

And lube please

I don't think you need any lube Emms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jammies, galaxy caramel and some Robinson’s strawberry and kiwi diluted juice

What are jammies? Lol "

Pyjamas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jammies, galaxy caramel and some Robinson’s strawberry and kiwi diluted juice

What are jammies? Lol

Pyjamas "

It's too late now I've been and gone. Apparently for the worst shopping list known to mankind with these lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What 3 things would you ask me to pick up if I was coming to your house next?

One cucumber and two tubs of Vaseline, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decent, single-source 85% dark chocolate, please.

I am a woman in need."

Will 70% dark cocoa work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What 3 things would you ask me to pick up if I was coming to your house next?

One cucumber and two tubs of Vaseline, please."

That's a weird salad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What 3 things would you ask me to pick up if I was coming to your house next?

One cucumber and two tubs of Vaseline, please.

That's a weird salad. "

You should see the way I eat it.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What 3 things would you ask me to pick up if I was coming to your house next?

Grapes

Chocolate

Flowers.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Not from Tesco - no thanks..."

You to good for tesco?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pepsi Max Ginger and a pack of fig rolls, please.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Passata, beef mince, taco shells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£30 from the till x3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caustic soda if they have it, taurpaulin and an axe

Firelighters and matches if plan A goes tits up

Thanks muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caustic soda if they have it, taurpaulin and an axe

Firelighters and matches if plan A goes tits up

Thanks muchly"

Do we need to be worried.

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

3 tubs of ice cream please.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Condoms,vodka and a lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's gonna take two days, forget it.....

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Ballymaloe relish (only place you can get it in UK)

Jacob's mini cracker things

Sour cream and chive

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

teabags, milk, sweeteners

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By *absfunguyMan
over a year ago

Home Counties &

Are there swingers at Tescos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please get me some watermelons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please get me some watermelons "

Watermelons that look like they need to be fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salted Peanuts

Pinot Grigio

Strawberries

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Please get me some watermelons

Watermelons that look like they need to be fucked "

Don't they all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caustic soda if they have it, taurpaulin and an axe

Firelighters and matches if plan A goes tits up

Thanks muchly

Do we need to be worried.

Not at all my love. Just restructuring the garden

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