FabSwingers.com forum: There's really no hope.....

By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

News just in;

Not only do I repel women, I also scare their pets away.

And I don't even have to be there......

How do you make yourselves appealing to the opposite sex?

I'm contemplating more cock pics.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I smile

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I smile

And that doesn't scare them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Setup a MM account with a fellow forumite.

Swimming in clunge gunk at the minute

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Oh Stingie, my pet beaver isn’t scared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not scared terrified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well who doesn’t want to see a cock pic

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I smile

And that doesn't scare them?

Oh no ... flash the pearlies and I'm knee deep in clunge

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Setup a MM account with a fellow forumite.

Swimming in clunge gunk at the minute"

So I saw.

I'm kinda playing the sympathy fuck card here to achieve the same result, without the risk of friendly fire.......

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Well who doesn’t want to see a cock pic "

Jim's mum.

*apparently.....

How far is 750 metres?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

What was the question again. Sorry I got distracted watching the top videos. God that Sheamuslick42 is one hell of a wanker. Respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Setup a MM account with a fellow forumite.

Swimming in clunge gunk at the minute

So I saw.

I'm kinda playing the sympathy fuck card here to achieve the same result, without the risk of friendly fire......."

We'll put your name to a few of our conquests. Sort of like a mid fuck commercial

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Setup a MM account with a fellow forumite.

Swimming in clunge gunk at the minute

So I saw.

I'm kinda playing the sympathy fuck card here to achieve the same result, without the risk of friendly fire.......

We'll put your name to a few of our conquests. Sort of like a mid fuck commercial "

You're a real pal!!!!!

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I smile

And that doesn't scare them?

Oh no ... flash the pearlies and I'm knee deep in clunge

If I was taller would that mean I'd get more clunge? You know, floor to knee being longer 'n all.....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I smile

And that doesn't scare them?

Oh no ... flash the pearlies and I'm knee deep in clunge

If I was taller would that mean I'd get more clunge? You know, floor to knee being longer 'n all....."

Fair question ... we need a survey ... ask Sydney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wig.

Ive lost count at how many women don’t like my head

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"A wig.

Ive lost count at how many women don’t like my head "

Lesbians obviously.

Who doesn't like a shaved pate FFS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve stopped trying and actively seek to repel them. It’s worked better than trying to attract them.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’ve stopped trying and actively seek to repel them. It’s worked better than trying to attract them."

Masterstroke!!!!!

Why didn't I think of this. *facepalm......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm giving up on trying to attract the right men.

I'm joining the "Only here for the socials" crew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wig.

Ive lost count at how many women don’t like my head "

Do you have a conehead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve stopped trying and actively seek to repel them. It’s worked better than trying to attract them.

Masterstroke!!!!!

Why didn't I think of this. *facepalm......"

My profile is now made up from the things women have described as off putting or things I think would be off-putting. I get a lot more messages now than I did when I had the ‘well-written, informative one aimed at attracting them.’

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’ve stopped trying and actively seek to repel them. It’s worked better than trying to attract them.

Masterstroke!!!!!

Why didn't I think of this. *facepalm......

Got to admit........ it's fucking brilliant, great work Sir.

*doffs tin hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve stopped trying and actively seek to repel them. It’s worked better than trying to attract them.

Masterstroke!!!!!

Why didn't I think of this. *facepalm......

Got to admit........ it's fucking brilliant, great work Sir.

*doffs tin hat"

It’s just a bit of clowning around but I guess it puts off many many more than it attracts in reality. I’m just very pleased to have got to know those who’ve become friends since I’ve had it. I couldn’t have chosen them better if I’d been proactive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to add that having read your profile Stingly I think it’s a work of self-deprecating genius. So like mine probably needs re-writing

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’m going to add that having read your profile Stingly I think it’s a work of self-deprecating genius. So like mine probably needs re-writing

Thanks muchly, high praise indeed.

Regretably mines based on real life events/socials.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to add that having read your profile Stingly I think it’s a work of self-deprecating genius. So like mine probably needs re-writing

Thanks muchly, high praise indeed.

Regretably mines based on real life events/socials.

A lot of what’s in mine is true too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to add that having read your profile Stingly I think it’s a work of self-deprecating genius. So like mine probably needs re-writing

Thanks muchly, high praise indeed.

Regretably mines based on real life events/socials.

A lot of what’s in mine is true too

Just being mythomaniacal it’s hard even for me to work out which is true or not

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’m going to add that having read your profile Stingly I think it’s a work of self-deprecating genius. So like mine probably needs re-writing

Thanks muchly, high praise indeed.

Regretably mines based on real life events/socials.

A lot of what’s in mine is true too

Just being mythomaniacal it’s hard even for me to work out which is true or not"

Events blur in the mists of time.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to add that having read your profile Stingly I think it’s a work of self-deprecating genius. So like mine probably needs re-writing

Thanks muchly, high praise indeed.

Regretably mines based on real life events/socials.

A lot of what’s in mine is true too

Just being mythomaniacal it’s hard even for me to work out which is true or not

Events blur in the mists of time.....

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Indeed as well as never letting the truth get in the way of a good story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are both enjoying this way too much..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are both enjoying this way too much..

We need to get our enjoyment somewhere

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You are both enjoying this way too much..

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You are both enjoying this way too much..

We need to get our enjoyment somewhere

This!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wig.

Ive lost count at how many women don’t like my head

Do you have a conehead?"

No, it’s pretty round

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I once met a lad. Went to his house. His dog was sick and his (female) housemate said it was because I’d stressed it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once met a lad. Went to his house. His dog was sick and his (female) housemate said it was because I’d stressed it out

What did you do to the poor thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice hat

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I once met a lad. Went to his house. His dog was sick and his (female) housemate said it was because I’d stressed it out

What did you do to the poor thing?"

Looked at it!

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Nice hat

Thanks.

I made it myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice hat

Thanks.

I made it myself.

You look ridiculous in tinfoil. Are you losing your mind as well as your hair?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Nice hat

Thanks.

I made it myself.

You think you're blocking your thoughts from them, but they'll just anal probe you instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once met a lad. Went to his house. His dog was sick and his (female) housemate said it was because I’d stressed it out

What did you do to the poor thing?

Looked at it!"

Crocodile Dundee looking at it?

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Nice hat

Thanks.

I made it myself.

You think you're blocking your thoughts from them, but they'll just anal probe you instead"

Maybe I'm wearing it in the wrong place.

Apparently I'm an empty headed twat and full of shit.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Nice hat

Thanks.

I made it myself.

You look ridiculous in tinfoil. Are you losing your mind as well as your hair? "

Yes. No. Maybe. Ermmm, I don't know.

What was the question again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice hat

Thanks.

I made it myself.

You think you're blocking your thoughts from them, but they'll just anal probe you instead"

Maybe that's what he's hoping for.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Nice hat

Thanks.

I made it myself.

You think you're blocking your thoughts from them, but they'll just anal probe you instead

Maybe that's what he's hoping for.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Nice hat

Thanks.

I made it myself.

You think you're blocking your thoughts from them, but they'll just anal probe you instead

Maybe that's what he's hoping for.

I always have my suspicions

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Nice hat

Thanks.

I made it myself.

You think you're blocking your thoughts from them, but they'll just anal probe you instead

Maybe that's what he's hoping for.

I always have my suspicions

Next time we're in "prison" together.....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Nice hat

Thanks.

I made it myself.

You think you're blocking your thoughts from them, but they'll just anal probe you instead

Maybe that's what he's hoping for.

I always have my suspicions

Next time we're in "prison" together.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lure with burgers... Works everytime

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I lure with burgers... Works everytime"

What have you got for those who don't eat meat, other than a great profile and very appealing photos?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Ear defenders for the woman and a tea towel over my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lure with burgers... Works everytime

What have you got for those who don't eat meat, other than a great profile and very appealing photos?

Nacho bean burgers! Love them

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