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"I smile ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh no ... flash the pearlies and I'm knee deep in clunge ![]() | |||
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"Setup a MM account with a fellow forumite. Swimming in clunge gunk at the minute" So I saw. I'm kinda playing the sympathy fuck card here to achieve the same result, without the risk of friendly fire....... | |||
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"Well who doesn’t want to see a cock pic " Jim's mum. *apparently..... ![]() | |||
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"Setup a MM account with a fellow forumite. Swimming in clunge gunk at the minute So I saw. I'm kinda playing the sympathy fuck card here to achieve the same result, without the risk of friendly fire....... We'll put your name to a few of our conquests. Sort of like a mid fuck commercial " You're a real pal!!!!! | |||
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"I smile ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If I was taller would that mean I'd get more clunge? You know, floor to knee being longer 'n all..... | |||
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"I smile ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fair question ... we need a survey ... ask Sydney | |||
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"A wig. Ive lost count at how many women don’t like my head " Lesbians obviously. Who doesn't like a shaved pate FFS. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’ve stopped trying and actively seek to repel them. It’s worked better than trying to attract them." Masterstroke!!!!! Why didn't I think of this. *facepalm...... | |||
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"A wig. Ive lost count at how many women don’t like my head " Do you have a conehead? | |||
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"I’ve stopped trying and actively seek to repel them. It’s worked better than trying to attract them. Masterstroke!!!!! Why didn't I think of this. *facepalm......" My profile is now made up from the things women have described as off putting or things I think would be off-putting. I get a lot more messages now than I did when I had the ‘well-written, informative one aimed at attracting them.’ ![]() | |||
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"I’ve stopped trying and actively seek to repel them. It’s worked better than trying to attract them. Masterstroke!!!!! Why didn't I think of this. *facepalm...... My profile is now made up from the things women have described as off putting or things I think would be off-putting. I get a lot more messages now than I did when I had the ‘well-written, informative one aimed at attracting them.’ ![]() Got to admit........ it's fucking brilliant, great work Sir. *doffs tin hat | |||
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"I’ve stopped trying and actively seek to repel them. It’s worked better than trying to attract them. Masterstroke!!!!! Why didn't I think of this. *facepalm...... My profile is now made up from the things women have described as off putting or things I think would be off-putting. I get a lot more messages now than I did when I had the ‘well-written, informative one aimed at attracting them.’ ![]() It’s just a bit of clowning around but I guess it puts off many many more than it attracts in reality. I’m just very pleased to have got to know those who’ve become friends since I’ve had it. I couldn’t have chosen them better if I’d been proactive ![]() | |||
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"I’m going to add that having read your profile Stingly I think it’s a work of self-deprecating genius. So like mine probably needs re-writing ![]() Thanks muchly, high praise indeed. Regretably mines based on real life events/socials. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m going to add that having read your profile Stingly I think it’s a work of self-deprecating genius. So like mine probably needs re-writing ![]() ![]() ![]() A lot of what’s in mine is true too ![]() | |||
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"I’m going to add that having read your profile Stingly I think it’s a work of self-deprecating genius. So like mine probably needs re-writing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just being mythomaniacal it’s hard even for me to work out which is true or not | |||
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"I’m going to add that having read your profile Stingly I think it’s a work of self-deprecating genius. So like mine probably needs re-writing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Events blur in the mists of time..... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m going to add that having read your profile Stingly I think it’s a work of self-deprecating genius. So like mine probably needs re-writing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Indeed as well as never letting the truth get in the way of a good story ![]() | |||
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"You are both enjoying this way too much.. ![]() We need to get our enjoyment somewhere ![]() | |||
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"You are both enjoying this way too much.. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You are both enjoying this way too much.. ![]() ![]() This!!!!! ![]() | |||
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"A wig. Ive lost count at how many women don’t like my head Do you have a conehead?" No, it’s pretty round | |||
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"I once met a lad. Went to his house. His dog was sick and his (female) housemate said it was because I’d stressed it out ![]() ![]() What did you do to the poor thing? | |||
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"I once met a lad. Went to his house. His dog was sick and his (female) housemate said it was because I’d stressed it out ![]() ![]() Looked at it! | |||
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"Nice hat ![]() Thanks. I made it myself. ![]() | |||
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"Nice hat ![]() ![]() You look ridiculous in tinfoil. Are you losing your mind as well as your hair? | |||
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"Nice hat ![]() ![]() You think you're blocking your thoughts from them, but they'll just anal probe you instead | |||
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"I once met a lad. Went to his house. His dog was sick and his (female) housemate said it was because I’d stressed it out ![]() ![]() Crocodile Dundee looking at it? | |||
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"Nice hat ![]() ![]() Maybe I'm wearing it in the wrong place. Apparently I'm an empty headed twat and full of shit. ![]() | |||
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"Nice hat ![]() ![]() Yes. No. Maybe. Ermmm, I don't know. What was the question again? | |||
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"Nice hat ![]() ![]() Maybe that's what he's hoping for. ![]() | |||
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"Nice hat ![]() ![]() ![]() I always have my suspicions ![]() | |||
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"Nice hat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Next time we're in "prison" together..... ![]() | |||
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"I lure with burgers... Works everytime" What have you got for those who don't eat meat, other than a great profile and very appealing photos? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I lure with burgers... Works everytime What have you got for those who don't eat meat, other than a great profile and very appealing photos? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nacho bean burgers! Love them ![]() | |||
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