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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles "Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds | |||
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"Smashing of back doors, how appealing! " Soooo, shall we make it a date? I feel were going to be very busy very soon | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles "We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love  | |||
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"Smashing of back doors, how appealing! Soooo, shall we make it a date? I feel were going to be very busy very soon" Oh for sure, before the barrage of females come knocking at your door | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love "Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.  | |||
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"Smashing of back doors, how appealing! Soooo, shall we make it a date? I feel were going to be very busy very soon Oh for sure, before the barrage of females come knocking at your door " We're already knee deep in clunge as singles, were going to clean up the house as s Fab Power Couple! | |||
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"Smashing of back doors, how appealing! Soooo, shall we make it a date? I feel were going to be very busy very soon Oh for sure, before the barrage of females come knocking at your door " Frida it all happens via pm in the background.....   | |||
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"Smashing of back doors, how appealing! Soooo, shall we make it a date? I feel were going to be very busy very soon Oh for sure, before the barrage of females come knocking at your door We're already knee deep in clunge as singles, were going to clean up the house as s Fab Power Couple!" Power!!!! | |||
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"I just got my hinges fixed. But if you knock I could let you in without any bashing. If you want like" Nope, smashy smashy! | |||
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"Will there be a 20 second video of this? "20 seconds each | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love
Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special. "You are spesh, I only have eyes for you  | |||
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"Smashing of back doors, how appealing! Soooo, shall we make it a date? I feel were going to be very busy very soon Oh for sure, before the barrage of females come knocking at your door Frida it all happens via pm in the background..... "I wasn't in any doubt | |||
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"Will there be a 20 second video of this?
20 seconds each "If we wrap out cocks in bubble wrap first then it's not touching if we cock fight is it....? (Also adds girth and texture... ) | |||
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"Smashing of back doors, how appealing! Soooo, shall we make it a date? I feel were going to be very busy very soon Oh for sure, before the barrage of females come knocking at your door Frida it all happens via pm in the background.....
I wasn't in any doubt "I have like three unread messages and one of them was from minge the day before yesterday.....
Living the fab dream! | |||
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"Happy to put myself forward incase either of you get injured in your venture, smashing back doors sounds damgerous..just saying "Think of the splinters! | |||
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"Smashing of back doors, how appealing! Soooo, shall we make it a date? I feel were going to be very busy very soon Oh for sure, before the barrage of females come knocking at your door Frida it all happens via pm in the background.....
I wasn't in any doubt
I have like three unread messages and one of them was from minge the day before yesterday.....
Living the fab dream!"Oi just cause I'm ginge you can't call me minge!!!! | |||
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"Happy to put myself forward incase either of you get injured in your venture, smashing back doors sounds damgerous..just saying "Oooh, like a stunt double for when we get repetitive sexual strain injuries...?  | |||
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"Enjoy lads, I'll offer your services to any ladies I've finished with in the future "We might be able to offer commission on this kind of thing | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love
Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.
You are spesh, I only have eyes for you "Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity... | |||
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"Enjoy lads, I'll offer your services to any ladies I've finished with in the future "Only the ones who like sex lad, not just the talkers.... | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love
Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.
You are spesh, I only have eyes for you
Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity... "Highjacking their thread, haven't spoken in ages hope all is good with you Hun | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love
Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.
You are spesh, I only have eyes for you
Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity... "I'd totally do anything for you and you know it.... | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love
Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.
You are spesh, I only have eyes for you
Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity...
Highjacking their thread, haven't spoken in ages hope all is good with you Hun "MFMF? Just saying | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love
Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.
You are spesh, I only have eyes for you
Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity...
Highjacking their thread, haven't spoken in ages hope all is good with you Hun
MFMF?
Just saying "That'd be like my dream tbh.... | |||
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"Enjoy lads, I'll offer your services to any ladies I've finished with in the future "And get your gorgeous face back on as a profile pic, it's kinda cute lad. Don't take any shit from the haters in here | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love
Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.
You are spesh, I only have eyes for you
Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity...
Highjacking their thread, haven't spoken in ages hope all is good with you Hun "I’m good thank you lovely, how are you? Haha I think we’ll get away with hijacking their thread if we humour them with the possibility of this MFMF venture ....  | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love
Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.
You are spesh, I only have eyes for you
Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity...
I'd totally do anything for you and you know it...."Candles and everything? | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love
Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.
You are spesh, I only have eyes for you
Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity...
Highjacking their thread, haven't spoken in ages hope all is good with you Hun
I’m good thank you lovely, how are you?
Haha I think we’ll get away with hijacking their thread if we humour them with the possibility of this MFMF venture .... "Doesn't have to be MFMF, could be FMFM or FMMF or even MFFM | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love
Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.
You are spesh, I only have eyes for you
Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity...
Highjacking their thread, haven't spoken in ages hope all is good with you Hun
I’m good thank you lovely, how are you?
Haha I think we’ll get away with hijacking their thread if we humour them with the possibility of this MFMF venture .... "Not too bad thank you lovely. Men for you  | |||
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"Enjoy lads, I'll offer your services to any ladies I've finished with in the future
And get your gorgeous face back on as a profile pic, it's kinda cute lad. Don't take any shit from the haters in here " | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love
Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.
You are spesh, I only have eyes for you
Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity...
I'd totally do anything for you and you know it....
Candles and everything? "Everything and anything baby | |||
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"A straight MM couple................OK "Jelly, js | |||
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"A straight MM couple................OK "Well.....deifne "straight" | |||
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"A straight MM couple................OK
Well.....deifne "straight" "Fab straight? Asking for a friend  | |||
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"A straight MM couple................OK
Well.....deifne "straight"
Fab straight?
Asking for a friend "I'm not saying were fab straight, but I'm also not saying were not  | |||
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"A straight MM couple................OK
Well.....deifne "straight"
Fab straight?
Asking for a friend
I'm not saying were fab straight, but I'm also not saying were not "Everyone has a ripple..... | |||
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"PoF? Can I add you as a friend and look at your cock pics? "I don't have any cock pictures on my friends pictures, I'll whatsapp them to you instead | |||
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"A straight MM couple................OK
Well.....deifne "straight"
Fab straight?
Asking for a friend
I'm not saying were fab straight, but I'm also not saying were not
Everyone has a ripple....."I always preferred Flake | |||
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"PoF? Can I add you as a friend and look at your cock pics?
I don't have any cock pictures on my friends pictures, I'll whatsapp them to you instead"That's what all the ppl who have pics of their cock with different flavour jams spread on them say.... ...I bet your friend gallery is a treat! | |||
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"A straight MM couple................OK
Well.....deifne "straight"
Fab straight?
Asking for a friend
I'm not saying were fab straight, but I'm also not saying were not
Everyone has a ripple.....
I always preferred Flake "Sauce on that? | |||
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"PoF? Can I add you as a friend and look at your cock pics?
I don't have any cock pictures on my friends pictures, I'll whatsapp them to you instead
That's what all the ppl who have pics of their cock with different flavour jams spread on them say.... ...I bet your friend gallery is a treat!"Marmalade. Jam is so last year | |||
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"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...? "To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once. I'm happy to end it here to be honest | |||
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"A straight MM couple................OK
Well.....deifne "straight"
Fab straight?
Asking for a friend
I'm not saying were fab straight, but I'm also not saying were not
Everyone has a ripple.....
I always preferred Flake
Sauce on that?"Erm... just the flake thanks | |||
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"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?
To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.
I'm happy to end it here to be honest"Haha, lets get those candles sorted then | |||
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"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?
To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.
I'm happy to end it here to be honest
Haha, lets get those candles sorted then "One last thing, you're not a vegan are you? | |||
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"PoF, I love you! "Plenty of fish? A bit insensitive isn’t it? | |||
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"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?
To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.
I'm happy to end it here to be honest
Haha, lets get those candles sorted then
One last thing, you're not a vegan are you?"Erm. No.... I’m gluten free though. Is this a problem? Are you putting on a buffet? | |||
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"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?
To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.
I'm happy to end it here to be honest
Haha, lets get those candles sorted then
One last thing, you're not a vegan are you?
Erm. No.... I’m gluten free though. Is this a problem? Are you putting on a buffet? "We might treat you to a McDonalds afterwards depending on how much effort you put into pleasing us. Just making sure it wouldn't be waste of time | |||
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"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?
To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.
I'm happy to end it here to be honest
Haha, lets get those candles sorted then
One last thing, you're not a vegan are you?
Erm. No.... I’m gluten free though. Is this a problem? Are you putting on a buffet?
We might treat you to a McDonalds afterwards depending on how much effort you put into pleasing us.
Just making sure it wouldn't be waste of time"McDonalds... hmmm. Right. Did I mention that I might be busy washing my hair ...........? | |||
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"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?
To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.
I'm happy to end it here to be honest
Haha, lets get those candles sorted then
One last thing, you're not a vegan are you?
Erm. No.... I’m gluten free though. Is this a problem? Are you putting on a buffet?
We might treat you to a McDonalds afterwards depending on how much effort you put into pleasing us.
Just making sure it wouldn't be waste of time
McDonalds... hmmm. Right.
Did I mention that I might be busy washing my hair ...........? "Oh, a KFC girl
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"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first? " Are you going to be burgaling them? | |||
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"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first? Are you going to be burgaling them? " The only thing we'll be taking, is their DP virginity | |||
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"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?
To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.
I'm happy to end it here to be honest
Haha, lets get those candles sorted then
One last thing, you're not a vegan are you?
Erm. No.... I’m gluten free though. Is this a problem? Are you putting on a buffet?
We might treat you to a McDonalds afterwards depending on how much effort you put into pleasing us.
Just making sure it wouldn't be waste of time
McDonalds... hmmm. Right.
Did I mention that I might be busy washing my hair ...........? "How can you turn down the chance of a Maccas after a door smashing???!!!
Seems like you and Frida are the lucky ladies! | |||
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"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first? Are you going to be burgaling them? " It's a fair exchange, back doors for a night with cake boy and that bloke who used to be named after a shit phone.... ...it's all happening in the background on pm I swear.... | |||
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"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?
To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.
I'm happy to end it here to be honest
Haha, lets get those candles sorted then
One last thing, you're not a vegan are you?
Erm. No.... I’m gluten free though. Is this a problem? Are you putting on a buffet?
We might treat you to a McDonalds afterwards depending on how much effort you put into pleasing us.
Just making sure it wouldn't be waste of time
McDonalds... hmmm. Right.
Did I mention that I might be busy washing my hair ...........?
How can you turn down the chance of a Maccas after a door smashing???!!!
Seems like you and Frida are the lucky ladies! "I can take your details in case we have a cancellation love...? | |||
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"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first? Are you going to be burgaling them? The only thing we'll be taking, is their DP virginity" On them right, not me...? | |||
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"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?
To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.
I'm happy to end it here to be honest
Haha, lets get those candles sorted then
One last thing, you're not a vegan are you?
Erm. No.... I’m gluten free though. Is this a problem? Are you putting on a buffet?
We might treat you to a McDonalds afterwards depending on how much effort you put into pleasing us.
Just making sure it wouldn't be waste of time
McDonalds... hmmm. Right.
Did I mention that I might be busy washing my hair ...........?
How can you turn down the chance of a Maccas after a door smashing???!!!
Seems like you and Frida are the lucky ladies!
I can take your details in case we have a cancellation love...?"Sounds like you’ll be too busy! Mind those splinters now | |||
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"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first? Are you going to be burgaling them? It's a fair exchange, back doors for a night with cake boy and that bloke who used to be named after a shit phone.... ...it's all happening in the background on pm I swear.... "Oh does that mean I'm not even on the list? | |||
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"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first? Are you going to be burgaling them? It's a fair exchange, back doors for a night with cake boy and that bloke who used to be named after a shit phone.... ...it's all happening in the background on pm I swear....
Oh does that mean I'm not even on the list? "You have to be on the list!! I’m not going into this alone, I might not come out again...  | |||
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"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?
To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.
I'm happy to end it here to be honest
Haha, lets get those candles sorted then
One last thing, you're not a vegan are you?
Erm. No.... I’m gluten free though. Is this a problem? Are you putting on a buffet?
We might treat you to a McDonalds afterwards depending on how much effort you put into pleasing us.
Just making sure it wouldn't be waste of time
McDonalds... hmmm. Right.
Did I mention that I might be busy washing my hair ...........?
How can you turn down the chance of a Maccas after a door smashing???!!!
Seems like you and Frida are the lucky ladies! "I know right. And I’ve managed to upgrade to a KFC so I feel like the luckiest lady alive right now. | |||
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"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first? Are you going to be burgaling them? It's a fair exchange, back doors for a night with cake boy and that bloke who used to be named after a shit phone.... ...it's all happening in the background on pm I swear....
Oh does that mean I'm not even on the list?
You have to be on the list!! I’m not going into this alone, I might not come out again... "Haha did the attempt to lure you with McDonald's not work? Doubt you'd come out alive lol | |||
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"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first? Are you going to be burgaling them? It's a fair exchange, back doors for a night with cake boy and that bloke who used to be named after a shit phone.... ...it's all happening in the background on pm I swear....
Oh does that mean I'm not even on the list? "Shushhhhhhhhh, I'm trying too look cool like as if we're talking with you in pm with loads of other hot chicks n stuff...... ....do you think I'm pretty....? | |||
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"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first? Are you going to be burgaling them? It's a fair exchange, back doors for a night with cake boy and that bloke who used to be named after a shit phone.... ...it's all happening in the background on pm I swear....
Oh does that mean I'm not even on the list?
Shushhhhhhhhh, I'm trying too look cool like as if we're talking with you in pm with loads of other hot chicks n stuff......
....do you think I'm pretty....? "Oh right ok you're way too cool for me (that'll make you look cool won't it
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"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first? For women who like the more sensual side of things, bring candles. We would be a straight MM couple, but after a few beers, who knows? P.S. Please bring your own beer" Such class | |||
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"So are you a MM straight couple of a MM straight straight couple
Can I grab popcorn and watch the show whilst my poo pipe remains unhindered please "I guess so, if you'll let us play with your front bottom....? Straight straight straight obv! | |||
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"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first? For women who like the more sensual side of things, bring candles. We would be a straight MM couple, but after a few beers, who knows? P.S. Please bring your own beer Such class "Is that a yes...? | |||
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"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first? Are you going to be burgaling them? It's a fair exchange, back doors for a night with cake boy and that bloke who used to be named after a shit phone.... ...it's all happening in the background on pm I swear....
Oh does that mean I'm not even on the list?
Shushhhhhhhhh, I'm trying too look cool like as if we're talking with you in pm with loads of other hot chicks n stuff......
....do you think I'm pretty....?
Oh right ok you're way too cool for me (that'll make you look cool won't it
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"So are you a MM straight couple of a MM straight straight couple
Can I grab popcorn and watch the show whilst my poo pipe remains unhindered please
I guess so, if you'll let us play with your front bottom....?
Straight straight straight obv!"Oh ok, oooh go on then! Just don't make me spill the popcorn | |||
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Is that a yes...?"How can a lady refuse such charm | |||
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"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first? Are you going to be burgaling them? It's a fair exchange, back doors for a night with cake boy and that bloke who used to be named after a shit phone.... ...it's all happening in the background on pm I swear....
Oh does that mean I'm not even on the list?
Shushhhhhhhhh, I'm trying too look cool like as if we're talking with you in pm with loads of other hot chicks n stuff......
....do you think I'm pretty....?
Oh right ok you're way too cool for me (that'll make you look cool won't it
As I've said before, don't matter what I think as long as you do
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"So are you a MM straight couple of a MM straight straight couple
Can I grab popcorn and watch the show whilst my poo pipe remains unhindered please
I guess so, if you'll let us play with your front bottom....?
Straight straight straight obv!
Oh ok, oooh go on then! Just don't make me spill the popcorn "Nobody brings popcorn to a thread with my name in the title, even if I didn't write it! Can you bring by something meaty and less noisy...? | |||
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Can I grab popcorn and watch the show whilst my poo pipe remains unhindered please
I guess so, if you'll let us play with your front bottom....?
Straight straight straight obv!
Oh ok, oooh go on then! Just don't make me spill the popcorn "Hang on... not sure I signed up for spectators? You’re now changing the terms, Nippy of Fararah!! Not cool. | |||
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"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first? For women who like the more sensual side of things, bring candles. We would be a straight MM couple, but after a few beers, who knows? P.S. Please bring your own beer Such class
Is that a yes...? How can a lady refuse such charm "I count three backs and one front so far, this is four times as successful as I was expecting.... | |||
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Can I grab popcorn and watch the show whilst my poo pipe remains unhindered please
I guess so, if you'll let us play with your front bottom....?
Straight straight straight obv!
Oh ok, oooh go on then! Just don't make me spill the popcorn
Nobody brings popcorn to a thread with my name in the title, even if I didn't write it! Can you bring by something meaty and less noisy...? "Chicken??? | |||
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Can I grab popcorn and watch the show whilst my poo pipe remains unhindered please
I guess so, if you'll let us play with your front bottom....?
Straight straight straight obv!
Oh ok, oooh go on then! Just don't make me spill the popcorn
Hang on... not sure I signed up for spectators? You’re now changing the terms, Nippy of Fararah!! Not cool. " | |||
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"Or whatever your username is.... I couldn’t be arsed spelling it correctly "You got the important half right baby! You mean we're not filming it...? | |||
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"So are you a MM straight couple of a MM straight straight couple
Can I grab popcorn and watch the show whilst my poo pipe remains unhindered please
I guess so, if you'll let us play with your front bottom....?
Straight straight straight obv!
Oh ok, oooh go on then! Just don't make me spill the popcorn
Nobody brings popcorn to a thread with my name in the title, even if I didn't write it! Can you bring by something meaty and less noisy...?
Chicken???"Breasts, yeah.... | |||
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Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds
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Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds
That rules me out then, I love cinnamon
It's fine I'll pinch his nose....."A peg will do wouldn't it ? | |||
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You got the important half right baby! You mean we're not filming it...? "Filming, yes... Non participating spectators - no. All present must be involved. | |||
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Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds
That rules me out then, I love cinnamon
It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....
A peg will do wouldn't it ?"Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated.... | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds
That rules me out then, I love cinnamon
It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....
A peg will do wouldn't it ?
Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated.... "For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind | |||
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Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds
That rules me out then, I love cinnamon
It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....
A peg will do wouldn't it ?
Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....
For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind " | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds
That rules me out then, I love cinnamon
It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....
A peg will do wouldn't it ?
Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....
For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind "Lies! You set that up! | |||
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Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds
That rules me out then, I love cinnamon
It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....
A peg will do wouldn't it ?
Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....
For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds
That rules me out then, I love cinnamon
It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....
A peg will do wouldn't it ?
Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....
For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind
"I was wondering why arsehole just clenched shut. Now I know | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds
That rules me out then, I love cinnamon
It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....
A peg will do wouldn't it ?
Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....
For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind
I was wondering why arsehole just clenched shut. Now I know"So in tune..... | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds
That rules me out then, I love cinnamon
It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....
A peg will do wouldn't it ?
Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....
For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind
I was wondering why arsehole just clenched shut. Now I know"Well you did mention back doors being smashed | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds
That rules me out then, I love cinnamon
It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....
A peg will do wouldn't it ?
Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....
For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind
I was wondering why arsehole just clenched shut. Now I know
Well you did mention back doors being smashed "Stoppittttttt..... | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds
That rules me out then, I love cinnamon
It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....
A peg will do wouldn't it ?
Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....
For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind
I was wondering why arsehole just clenched shut. Now I know
Well you did mention back doors being smashed
Stoppittttttt..... "Haha | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds
That rules me out then, I love cinnamon
It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....
A peg will do wouldn't it ?
Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....
For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind
I was wondering why arsehole just clenched shut. Now I know
Well you did mention back doors being smashed
Stoppittttttt.....
Haha "You know you could so anything you want to me don't you.... | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds
That rules me out then, I love cinnamon
It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....
A peg will do wouldn't it ?
Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....
For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind
I was wondering why arsehole just clenched shut. Now I know
Well you did mention back doors being smashed
Stoppittttttt.....
Haha
You know you could so anything you want to me don't you.... "That is always good to know, do you think I'm pretty? | |||
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"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles
Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds
That rules me out then, I love cinnamon
It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....
A peg will do wouldn't it ?
Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....
For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind
I was wondering why arsehole just clenched shut. Now I know
Well you did mention back doors being smashed
Stoppittttttt.....
Haha
You know you could so anything you want to me don't you....
That is always good to know, do you think I'm pretty? "Doesn't matter what I think, but yes, you are extremely beautiful! | |||
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"I thought I was top of the list..." You're top of someone's list | |||
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"I thought I was top of the list..." About fucking time! How long has this thread been going....? Xx | |||
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"I thought I was top of the list..." You never RSVP'd to our DP | |||
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"I thought I was top of the list... You never RSVP'd to our DP" I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join.... | |||
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"I thought I was top of the list... You never RSVP'd to our DP Is that DVP or DAP....? (bubble wrap rules still apply) "I know, both! | |||
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Oh goody...I'm in "But do you like McDonald’s? Or would you prefer a KFC? This is their treat for afterwards you see... best get your order in nice and early  | |||
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Oh goody...I'm in "When he said bring candles, it's just clicked..... | |||
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Oh goody...I'm in
But do you like McDonald’s? Or would you prefer a KFC? This is their treat for afterwards you see... best get your order in nice and early "Can't have sex without pizza FFS! | |||
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You forgot they are inundated by a plethora of women in their PM, because they are so cool "Soooooooooo cool | |||
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Oh goody...I'm in
But do you like McDonald’s? Or would you prefer a KFC? This is their treat for afterwards you see... best get your order in nice and early
Can't have sex without pizza FFS! "Pizza Hut style buffet? With candles? Omg it’s turning into my dream date to be fair.... | |||
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"I thought I was top of the list... You never RSVP'd to our DP I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join....
Oh goody...I'm in
But do you like McDonald’s? Or would you prefer a KFC? This is their treat for afterwards you see... best get your order in nice and early
Can't have sex without pizza FFS!
Pizza Hut style buffet? With candles? Omg it’s turning into my dream date to be fair.... "Prefer wine over beer though | |||
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"I thought I was top of the list... You never RSVP'd to our DP I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join....
Oh goody...I'm in
But do you like McDonald’s? Or would you prefer a KFC? This is their treat for afterwards you see... best get your order in nice and early
Can't have sex without pizza FFS!
Pizza Hut style buffet? With candles? Omg it’s turning into my dream date to be fair.... "I never realised you were one for wax, but fair play my love... | |||
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"I thought I was top of the list... You never RSVP'd to our DP I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join....
Oh goody...I'm in
But do you like McDonald’s? Or would you prefer a KFC? This is their treat for afterwards you see... best get your order in nice and early
Can't have sex without pizza FFS!
Pizza Hut style buffet? With candles? Omg it’s turning into my dream date to be fair....
Prefer wine over beer though "Oh definitely. But I’m not a wine snob or anything, I can be wooed with a 6 quid bottle of Prosecco if it’s got some strawberries in it | |||
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"I thought I was top of the list... You never RSVP'd to our DP I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join....
Oh goody...I'm in
But do you like McDonald’s? Or would you prefer a KFC? This is their treat for afterwards you see... best get your order in nice and early
Can't have sex without pizza FFS!
Pizza Hut style buffet? With candles? Omg it’s turning into my dream date to be fair....
Prefer wine over beer though
Oh definitely. But I’m not a wine snob or anything, I can be wooed with a 6 quid bottle of Prosecco if it’s got some strawberries in it "Get in perfect | |||
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"I thought I was top of the list... You never RSVP'd to our DP I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join....
Oh goody...I'm in
But do you like McDonald’s? Or would you prefer a KFC? This is their treat for afterwards you see... best get your order in nice and early
Can't have sex without pizza FFS!
Pizza Hut style buffet? With candles? Omg it’s turning into my dream date to be fair....
Prefer wine over beer though "Fine...... .....wine, just for you!
(not fine wine, just cheap shiz from Aldi, we're in this for profit after all...) | |||
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"Omg did someone say pizza???" She’s *so* our kind of person. | |||
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"I thought I was top of the list... You never RSVP'd to our DP I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join....
Oh goody...I'm in
But do you like McDonald’s? Or would you prefer a KFC? This is their treat for afterwards you see... best get your order in nice and early
Can't have sex without pizza FFS!
Pizza Hut style buffet? With candles? Omg it’s turning into my dream date to be fair....
Prefer wine over beer though
Fine......
.....wine, just for you!
(not fine wine, just cheap shiz from Aldi, we're in this for profit after all...)"Lol fair enough | |||
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"Does he like humiliation? He can watch me smash your back doors in at our next round of crazy golf? " Jammie cake boy is up for pegging allegedly..... | |||
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"Omg did someone say pizza??? She’s *so* our kind of person. "She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....! (neither do I tbf...) | |||
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"Omg did someone say pizza??? She’s *so* our kind of person.
She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!
(neither do I tbf...)"What Lucie does with her pizza in her own time is her own business lol | |||
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"Omg did someone say pizza??? She’s *so* our kind of person.
She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!
(neither do I tbf...)"You dont know what I do with mine either | |||
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"Omg did someone say pizza??? She’s *so* our kind of person.
She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!
(neither do I tbf...)
You dont know what I do with mine either "Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something? | |||
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"Omg did someone say pizza??? She’s *so* our kind of person.
She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!
(neither do I tbf...)
You dont know what I do with mine either "I think you’re my new best friend | |||
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"Omg did someone say pizza??? She’s *so* our kind of person.
She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!
(neither do I tbf...)
You dont know what I do with mine either
Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something? "Haha Frida don’t worry, we’ll show you the ropes | |||
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"Omg did someone say pizza??? She’s *so* our kind of person.
She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!
(neither do I tbf...)
What Lucie does with her pizza in her own time is her own business lol"Stop ganging up on me! If I'm eating the pizza I have a right to know where it's been....! | |||
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She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!
(neither do I tbf...)
You dont know what I do with mine either
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She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!
(neither do I tbf...)
You dont know what I do with mine either
Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something? "There is a very special way of eating it | |||
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"Omg did someone say pizza??? She’s *so* our kind of person.
She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!
(neither do I tbf...)
You dont know what I do with mine either "I'm glad you seem to have got your sparkle back my lovely xx | |||
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"Omg did someone say pizza??? She’s *so* our kind of person.
She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!
(neither do I tbf...)
You dont know what I do with mine either
Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something?
Haha Frida don’t worry, we’ll show you the ropes "Singing milkshake now,"I'll teach you, but I have to charge" | |||
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"Omg did someone say pizza??? She’s *so* our kind of person.
She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!
(neither do I tbf...)
You dont know what I do with mine either
Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something?
There is a very special way of eating it "Can you girls just TELL ME??? FFS.... | |||
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"Omg did someone say pizza??? She’s *so* our kind of person.
She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!
(neither do I tbf...)
You dont know what I do with mine either
I'm glad you seem to have got your sparkle back my lovely xx"Me too ..just being 1974 didnt suit me | |||
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"Omg did someone say pizza??? She’s *so* our kind of person.
She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!
(neither do I tbf...)
You dont know what I do with mine either
Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something?
There is a very special way of eating it "There clearly is | |||
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"Omg did someone say pizza??? She’s *so* our kind of person.
She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!
(neither do I tbf...)
You dont know what I do with mine either
Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something?
There is a very special way of eating it
Can you girls just TELL ME??? FFS.... "No... even better. We will show you ... | |||
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"Omg did someone say pizza??? She’s *so* our kind of person.
She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!
(neither do I tbf...)
You dont know what I do with mine either
Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something?
There is a very special way of eating it
Can you girls just TELL ME??? FFS.... "You will see.... | |||
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"Omg did someone say pizza??? She’s *so* our kind of person.
She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!
(neither do I tbf...)
You dont know what I do with mine either
Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something?
There is a very special way of eating it
Can you girls just TELL ME??? FFS....
No... even better. We will show you ... "I've already told you you're frustrating the fuck out of me, did you even read my last message.... (crying emoji)... | |||
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"(cry) That's a test^" Can anyone tell me how to so the crying one...? Pretty plz.... | |||
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"Omg did someone say pizza??? She’s *so* our kind of person.
She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!
(neither do I tbf...)
You dont know what I do with mine either
Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something?
There is a very special way of eating it
Can you girls just TELL ME??? FFS....
No... even better. We will show you ...
I've already told you you're frustrating the fuck out of me, did you even read my last message.... (crying emoji)..."Frustration is when you can see the pizza but just cant touch it | |||
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Is that 10 seconds each? "I sincerely hope it’s longer than that. I’m travelling all the way to a disused warehouse in Swindon for this shit. | |||
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"Will there be a 20 second video of this?
Is that 10 seconds each? "It's not an equal partnership, I didn't even get to choose our name.... (crying emoji that nobody has told me about yet) | |||
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"Will there be a 20 second video of this?
Is that 10 seconds each?
I sincerely hope it’s longer than that. I’m travelling all the way to a disused warehouse in Swindon for this shit. "Foot long! | |||
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"Will there be a 20 second video of this?
Is that 10 seconds each?
I sincerely hope it’s longer than that. I’m travelling all the way to a disused warehouse in Swindon for this shit. "But you get pizza and cheap wine, what a tempting offer | |||
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"Will there be a 20 second video of this?
Is that 10 seconds each?
I sincerely hope it’s longer than that. I’m travelling all the way to a disused warehouse in Swindon for this shit. "Take a book and some Suduko | |||
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"Does he like humiliation? He can watch me smash your back doors in at our next round of crazy golf? " That sounds like a very extreme round of crazy golf and we'll see whos smashing whos back doors in biatch! | |||
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"Will there be a 20 second video of this?
Is that 10 seconds each?
I sincerely hope it’s longer than that. I’m travelling all the way to a disused warehouse in Swindon for this shit.
Take a book and some Suduko "Good tip, thank you. | |||
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"Is the pizza the fanny
I think they put pizza in their actualfanny lad, it's dead new to me but I guess it stops it going cold.....? "Each to there own I suppose | |||
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"Is the pizza the fanny
I think they put pizza in their actualfanny lad, it's dead new to me but I guess it stops it going cold.....?
Each to there own I suppose"Personally, I always heat my "pizza" in a microwave first so that it feel more comfortable upon insertion...... | |||
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"Can we make scrambled eggs together?" Of course. Are you in? | |||
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"Can we make scrambled eggs together? Of course. Are you in?" Hell yeah, I'm dripping with excitement | |||
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"Can we make scrambled eggs together? Of course. Are you in? Hell yeah, I'm dripping with excitement "This is happening! | |||
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