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By *0Frank OP   Man
over a year ago

The South!

Saw an old lady struggling lifting a bag in front of me in Sainsbury's so I offered a hand to carry it back to the car for her... 'It's the blue one over there' she said pointing towards a blue convertible Mercedes... 'You're very helpful' she said... Then stopped and opened the boot on a Blue 2007 Perodua Savvy... Then asked me if I wanted to go with her to the theatre... I politely declined.

She then proceeded to follow me up the motorway when though she told me she was going the other way... At 45mph she stayed behind me... She even kept up when I went a little over the speed limit... Although I'm pretty certain in a Savvy she probably shook her false teeth out... I finally escaped her ducking down a side lane.

Anyway... Fair play to her... How many other women would ask someone on a date like that?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

She probably just forgot where she was going

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By *0Frank OP   Man
over a year ago

The South!


"She probably just forgot where she was going "

Lol I've not been stalked for years. I was just impressed that she asked me on a date.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"She probably just forgot where she was going

Lol I've not been stalked for years. I was just impressed that she asked me on a date. "

Congratulations, you still got it bud

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By *ix-foot-two-stuMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Lol thought from the title that this was going to be a story about discovering she was a TV.

Half way through reading I was getting very curious how you would find out.

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

You helped a random stranger. How lovely

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Yeah she was behaving a bit like some men do, I'm not surprised you think she had balls .

I wonder what play she had in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your lucky she didn’t push you in the boot with the shopping was there a baseball bat in there chain saw

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Saw an old lady struggling lifting a bag in front of me in Sainsbury's so I offered a hand to carry it back to the car for her... 'It's the blue one over there' she said pointing towards a blue convertible Mercedes... 'You're very helpful' she said... Then stopped and opened the boot on a Blue 2007 Perodua Savvy... Then asked me if I wanted to go with her to the theatre... I politely declined.

She then proceeded to follow me up the motorway when though she told me she was going the other way... At 45mph she stayed behind me... She even kept up when I went a little over the speed limit... Although I'm pretty certain in a Savvy she probably shook her false teeth out... I finally escaped her ducking down a side lane.

Anyway... Fair play to her... How many other women would ask someone on a date like that?"

I would have also said no as i dont really like the theater.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw an old lady struggling lifting a bag in front of me in Sainsbury's so I offered a hand to carry it back to the car for her... 'It's the blue one over there' she said pointing towards a blue convertible Mercedes... 'You're very helpful' she said... Then stopped and opened the boot on a Blue 2007 Perodua Savvy... Then asked me if I wanted to go with her to the theatre... I politely declined.

She then proceeded to follow me up the motorway when though she told me she was going the other way... At 45mph she stayed behind me... She even kept up when I went a little over the speed limit... Although I'm pretty certain in a Savvy she probably shook her false teeth out... I finally escaped her ducking down a side lane.

Anyway... Fair play to her... How many other women would ask someone on a date like that?"

Poor lady. She might be suffering from dementia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw an old lady struggling lifting a bag in front of me in Sainsbury's so I offered a hand to carry it back to the car for her... 'It's the blue one over there' she said pointing towards a blue convertible Mercedes... 'You're very helpful' she said... Then stopped and opened the boot on a Blue 2007 Perodua Savvy... Then asked me if I wanted to go with her to the theatre... I politely declined.

She then proceeded to follow me up the motorway when though she told me she was going the other way... At 45mph she stayed behind me... She even kept up when I went a little over the speed limit... Although I'm pretty certain in a Savvy she probably shook her false teeth out... I finally escaped her ducking down a side lane.

Anyway... Fair play to her... How many other women would ask someone on a date like that?

Poor lady. She might be suffering from dementia "

Ohhhhhh dude! way harsh

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Were the balls in her Sainsbury's bag or the convertible boot ?

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

You took a bag of her shopping by mistake, it contained her meds, evil you!

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By *0Frank OP   Man
over a year ago

The South!


"Lol thought from the title that this was going to be a story about discovering she was a TV.

Half way through reading I was getting very curious how you would find out."

I may have set you up for a fall.

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By *0Frank OP   Man
over a year ago

The South!


"You helped a random stranger. How lovely "

Thanks

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By *0Frank OP   Man
over a year ago

The South!


"Your lucky she didn’t push you in the boot with the shopping was there a baseball bat in there chain saw "

It was a Perodua Savvy... She struggled to fit her single bag in lol

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By *0Frank OP   Man
over a year ago

The South!


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Ohhhhhh dude! way harsh "

Agreed!

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By *0Frank OP   Man
over a year ago

The South!


"Were the balls in her Sainsbury's bag or the convertible boot ?"

If her balls were in her bag it was no wonder she asked me on a date... They were rather full.

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By *0Frank OP   Man
over a year ago

The South!


"You took a bag of her shopping by mistake, it contained her meds, evil you!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Ohhhhhh dude! way harsh

Agreed! "

Sorry mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she had your wallet you dropped it when you put the bag in her car......... she was just trying to return it

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By *voryforebonyMan
over a year ago

boogie town


"Saw an old lady struggling lifting a bag in front of me in Sainsbury's so I offered a hand to carry it back to the car for her... 'It's the blue one over there' she said pointing towards a blue convertible Mercedes... 'You're very helpful' she said... Then stopped and opened the boot on a Blue 2007 Perodua Savvy... Then asked me if I wanted to go with her to the theatre... I politely declined.

She then proceeded to follow me up the motorway when though she told me she was going the other way... At 45mph she stayed behind me... She even kept up when I went a little over the speed limit... Although I'm pretty certain in a Savvy she probably shook her false teeth out... I finally escaped her ducking down a side lane.

Anyway... Fair play to her... How many other women would ask someone on a date like that?"

I think you stole her special plastic trolley coin in the shape of a £1...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww you should have taken her to the theatre she might have been lonely

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