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The worst chat up line

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have heard all sorts from guys over the years but the most obvious porker I've heard to try to get me to drop my pants was "I'm a pro footballer" quickly followed by "do you like gagging til you vomit and what size are your tits". Yes..all in one message.

What's the worst/funniest/most outrageous message you've had from someone trying to get into your undercrackers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot say as i forget so easily now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s your head, you must have bumped it falling from heaven cheeeeeessseee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What's the worst/funniest/most outrageous message you've had from someone trying to get into your undercrackers?"

Are you asking on here, or in real life OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice legs...what time do they open?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What's the worst/funniest/most outrageous message you've had from someone trying to get into your undercrackers?

Are you asking on here, or in real life OP? "

Whichever you'd like to share

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard? ?

Beat that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the usual BUT -

I just got messages from a guy in here a couple nights ago. He said he's from London. Kept pointing this out, every chance he got, as a way to intrigue me I guess.

So I said wow you're playing that I have an accent card to pull women in huh.

And he said - "my accent makes girls twirl and curl wanna feel why we ripple our R's so well"

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