FabSwingers.com forum: Corpses

By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago

Derry

Why do people say strange things when viewing a corpse?

They say things like oh aye he looks himself or its just him lying there alright.

Who do they expect him to look like and of course its going to be him lying there unless the undertaker brought the wrong body.

Any other strange comments?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Any other strange comments?"

^^This

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Strange comments.

"Doesn't he look good?" (er, no--he's dead)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shock, grief?

If it's a loved one it's hard to see them lifeless.

Or black humour helps people cope with seeing the dead.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I thought corpsing was when an actor laughed uncontrollably whilst trying to deliver their lines?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Strange comments.

"Doesn't he look good?" (er, no--he's dead)

Parrot sketch

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By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago

Derry

"I thought corpsing was when an actor laughed uncontrollably whilst trying to deliver their lines?

It wouldnt happen if he was dead.

It would be someone else having the last laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fairness OP it's an original thread in here!

Cant say I've noticed. People have been traumatised when I've been there too, so I'm not sure I've noticed coherent comments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people say strange things when viewing a corpse?

They say things like oh aye he looks himself or its just him lying there alright.

Who do they expect him to look like and of course its going to be him lying there unless the undertaker brought the wrong body.

Any other strange comments?"

I suppose it is what people say when they are never sure what to expect.

I have only ever been shocked once, and that was how old my best friend looked having passed away at 21.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

When I saw my grampy laid out I was just aware of how blue his face looked. But he looked dapper in his suit.

It was the standard “looks at peace” comments.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

When I went to see my dad in the morgue, he looked tiny, but what made me and my bro laugh was how cold it was,dad couldn't stand a cold room (Jamaican,)and would have been fuming!

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By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago

Derry

" In fairness OP it's an original thread in here!

Cant say I've noticed. People have been traumatised when I've been there too, so I'm not sure I've noticed coherent comments. "

I dont mean people who are grieving or close relatives saying things while they are tramatised and in a bad way.

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

"He / she looks so well" is the one that has thrown me a couple of times for a suitable reply.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Are there no female corpses then?

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By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago

Derry

He looks so happy lying in there.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Years ago I saw a body being brought out of a holiday chalet on a stretcher. The guy at the head end lost his grip and his charge bounced off the step. One of my fellow gawkers commented 'ooh bet that hurt, I'd have died if it was me'.

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By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago

Derry

"Are there no female corpses then?

Male corpses only on here please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember going to see my dad and I held his hand and then I cried and said it really doesn't look like him or seem like he's my dad at all. I look back now and think well of course it didn't seem like my dad because it was just his body and he's gone

I think when you're grieving and broken and sitting in a room with a dead body your mind brings out all kinds of weird shit

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Best nights sleep hes ever had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think many people find themselves in the situation too often so thinking of strange comments made is a weird question to ask. I just cried and ran out of the parlour when I viewed my father.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember going to see my dad and I held his hand and then I cried and said it really doesn't look like him or seem like he's my dad at all. I look back now and think well of course it didn't seem like my dad because it was just his body and he's gone

I think when you're grieving and broken and sitting in a room with a dead body your mind brings out all kinds of weird shit "

It has been 3 years to the day almost since I lost my Mum.

I had such a fixation on her needing her glasses, I took them down and popped them on her face.

Then got upset the day of the funeral and the undertaker handed them to me. Got panicky because I felt she needed them.

Now her glasses sit in my glovebox, always was a pain in the arse in the passenger seat.

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By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago

Derry

"I don't think many people find themselves in the situation too often so thinking of strange comments made is a weird question to ask. I just cried and ran out of the parlour when I viewed my father. "

Some of the other shit people ask on here is alot more weird

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I don't think many people find themselves in the situation too often so thinking of strange comments made is a weird question to ask. I just cried and ran out of the parlour when I viewed my father.

Some of the other shit people ask on here is alot more weird"

True

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

My dad just looked like he was asleep, I sat with him for a while after he died but once his skin started to go blotchy behind his ears I decided I didn't want to remember him like that so left the room and never went back in until the funeral director took him away.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My mum looked terrible when she died (!), but mostly because she didn't have her teeth in, she wouldn't have been happy about that but it's not like you can just pop them in is it?

Imagine what that would have looked like

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By *ot so newCouple
over a year ago

limerick

"Any other strange comments?

^^This

Agree,,,why would you ask this question?

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By *ot so newCouple
over a year ago

limerick

Plus speaking from experience and being in the army (ex army)I will no longer go into see anyone laid out,remember the good times and what they always looked like, each to their own but this is strange for a

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Any other strange comments?

^^This

Agree,,,why would you ask this question?"

Much stranger questions than this on here on a regular basis.

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By *ot so newCouple
over a year ago

limerick

I agree strange questions always get asked here but we think for a swinging site it's a bit crazy,,cuz some people are actually into sex with dead people and I'd hate to think someone is getting off on this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree strange questions always get asked here but we think for a swinging site it's a bit crazy,,cuz some people are actually into sex with dead people and I'd hate to think someone is getting off on this post "

But if that is what they are into then they will find that niche somewhere and it won't be from a forum post that is for sure.

I like to see an eclectic mix of threads tbh, it breaks up the sycophantic hot or nots type affairs that get posted each day.

I have seen threads posted about all manner of subjects, I am sure most thread subject matter will have an Uncle Fusty finding a way to knock himself into oblivion over it.

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By *ot so newCouple
over a year ago

limerick

Well I suppose it has got us all commenting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mam looked like she was sleeping but my dad didn't look like my dad, looked like a stranger

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Strange question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people say strange things when viewing a corpse?

They say things like oh aye he looks himself or its just him lying there alright.

Who do they expect him to look like and of course its going to be him lying there unless the undertaker brought the wrong body.

Any other strange comments?"
never seen a corpse to be fair

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

I went to see my mum with am old friend of hers....( My way of dealing with grief is to laugh and joke) as we walked into the room where her coffin is he says. Hi nave how you doing? I'm sat in corner crying but had to. (In mums style) "I'm dead John but OK " had the room in stitches..

Another time was seeing my late husband In coffin with his hair nothing like he had it... So I'm leaning over the coffin putting his hair correct. Really weird feeling doing it on a corpse.. K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it true men get a boner on after death. Or is it urban myth.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Looking at some of the profiles on fab lately I recon there’s a few trainee corpses on fab

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Looking at some of the profiles on fab lately I recon there’s a few trainee corpses on fab

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and I include my self in that statement I’m looking a bit worse for wear must be the inclement weather

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Looking at some of the profiles on fab lately I recon there’s a few trainee corpses on fab

and I include my self in that statement I’m looking a bit worse for wear must be the inclement weather

Nowt to do with the weather love ....

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By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago

Derry

Are you for real?

This reply is alot more weird than the question.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Looking at some of the profiles on fab lately I recon there’s a few trainee corpses on fab

and I include my self in that statement I’m looking a bit worse for wear must be the inclement weather

Nowt to do with the weather love ....

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you sure know how to make a man feel good about himself

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

To be honest it’s far from a normal situation (hopefully) so maybe they don’t know what to say? Grief does funny things to people

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By *ualityladUKMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I worked in a funeral home (the female of this couple) for four years arranging funerals...you never know what to say. I found myself thinking how can someone look at peace...until it was exactly what feel out of my mouth, when I saw my grandad once hed passed away. I think some dont know what to expect, and many people wont have seen many deceased...so dont know what to expect

so dont know what to say. Anything that fills that silence sometimes

This was one thread that actually quite intrigued me...well done OP...this kept me reading far longer than most feeds on here! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But if that is what they are into then they will find that niche somewhere and it won't be from a forum post that is for sure.

I like to see an eclectic mix of threads tbh, it breaks up the sycophantic hot or nots type affairs that get posted each day.

I have seen threads posted about all manner of subjects, I am sure most thread subject matter will have an Uncle Fusty finding a way to knock himself into oblivion over it."

Uncle Fusty

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By *ot so newCouple
over a year ago

limerick

"I worked in a funeral home (the female of this couple) for four years arranging funerals...you never know what to say. I found myself thinking how can someone look at peace...until it was exactly what feel out of my mouth, when I saw my grandad once hed passed away. I think some dont know what to expect, and many people wont have seen many deceased...so dont know

what to expect

so dont know what to

say. Anything that fills that silence

sometimes

Ya but u hardly ever got turned on by it

This was one thread that actually quite intrigued me...well done OP...this kept me reading far longer than most feeds on here! X"

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Any other strange comments?"

No, she definitely moved.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

A thread that I have read start to finish!

A rarity for sure.....

Nothing to add to the subject matter, have seen several bodies over the years, but said very little.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Well that killed that thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that killed that thread!

Was that a pun?

People say all sorts under duress in my experience. Nothings weird.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Used to work in a morgue, we'd have our sandwiches and coffee before the postmortem.

We'd make observations on what we thought their life was like

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By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago

Derry

"Well that killed that thread!

You could be "gravely" right although i think most people have decided to just "pass" on this thread.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

This will sound strange but bear with me .

My Mum was in palliative care in a hospice and we knew she didnt have long .

For the week before her death she looked like her body could take no more , her veins were blue and every breath she took appeared such an effort.

When I got the call to say she had passed and went straight up there, the first thing I said ," she finally looks peaceful " . In hindsight I shouldnt have said that, but she was no longer in pain and suffering .

And to an extent , i accepted it more .

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

No, I agree with you. I’ve know this with a few people.

What’s really weird to me is they all look the same. I guess it’s the loss of blood colour and muscle tone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never said anything to a corpse apart from hope this lube works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a bit of a leap!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think when you're grieving and broken and sitting in a room with a dead body your mind brings out all kinds of weird shit "

Oh my gosh reading this made my heart hurt for you. I’m so incredibly close to my Dad, can’t imagine the pain of losing him and seeing him like this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never seen one and I wouldn’t want to. Rather remember them as they were. I couldn't handle it at all. I think it’s a very individual thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’ve seen bodies they do look different, either because they stitch up the mouth and eyes so their facial expression is totally different, but that’s just my experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check his pockets, it's his round....

I won't view relatives or friends laid out either. I prefer my living memories of them.

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