FabSwingers.com forum: How would you.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seduce me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at your profile I would rub a shit load of marmite over my body and present myself to you with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking at your profile I would rub a shit load of marmite over my body and present myself to you with it

When when when

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I would light some scented candles and sing to you.

.....whereupon hearing the cacophony, you would ask me to leave, immediately

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would light some scented candles and sing to you.

.....whereupon hearing the cacophony, you would ask me to leave, immediately

I have ear plugs you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking at your profile I would rub a shit load of marmite over my body and present myself to you with it

When when when

Whenever you wish darling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking at your profile I would rub a shit load of marmite over my body and present myself to you with it

When when when

Whenever you wish darling

Darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dozen sugar sachets and a Costa....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dozen sugar sachets and a Costa....

You win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re back lol x

I’m still trying to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dozen sugar sachets and a Costa....

You win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’re back lol x

I’m still trying to

Try harder woman

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Seduce me

You're far too gorgeous foe me.

I'll get me coat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seduce me

You're far too gorgeous foe me.

I'll get me coat.

You’re not PP

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Wear that pink bra?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re back lol x

I’m still trying to

Try harder woman

Would it help if I said mmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wear that pink bra?

YES, we have a definite winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’re back lol x

I’m still trying to

Try harder woman

Would it help if I said mmmmmmmmmmm"

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seduce me

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blender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re back lol x

I’m still trying to

Try harder woman

Would it help if I said mmmmmmmmmmm

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mmmmmmmmmm moist panties

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Seduce me

You're far too gorgeous foe me.

I'll get me coat.

You’re not PP

Nope. I think he'd stand a better chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking at your profile I would rub a shit load of marmite over my body and present myself to you with it

When when when

Whenever you wish darling

Darling

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get my cock out and say "there you go love enjoy yourself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seduce me

Have plenty of thoughts but I'm the wrong seductor lol. It will be interesting on reading the threads though

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

What happened to spaffing OP?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

For starters, I'd wear a Scott Eastwood face mask...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

A barrage of glibly witty comments

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I’d fab all your pics then just sit back and wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A barrage of glibly witty comments"

Glibly done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy Wednesday pictures on a Friday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Willy Wednesday pictures on a Friday.

Oooooo I can’t wait for tomorrow

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Seduce me

Gregg's sausage roll

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By *aveed74Man
over a year ago

a round and a bout Midlands

"Seduce me

I wouldn't need to. The sheer look of an abandoned puppy in the cold would have you taking me in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malteesers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seduce me

Gregg's sausage roll

Good god woman

..I’m all,yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seduce me

Hold your teeth to ransom

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I’d rub bisto gravy all over your pert bottom and whisper in your ear aghhhhhhhhh that’s bisto

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Let you lick the twiglet crumbs off my chin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d rub bisto gravy all over your pert bottom and whisper in your ear aghhhhhhhhh that’s bisto"

We have a winner

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Seduce me

Gregg's sausage roll

Good god woman

..I’m all,yours

Stand aside boys!! The lady is mine!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seduce me

Gregg's sausage roll

Good god woman

..I’m all,yours

Stand aside boys!! The lady is mine!!

Can you bring bisto

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Seduce me

Gregg's sausage roll

Good god woman

..I’m all,yours

Stand aside boys!! The lady is mine!!

I wish to counter the offer with a Reeves sausage roll, and cheese straws

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Seduce me

Gregg's sausage roll

Good god woman

..I’m all,yours

Stand aside boys!! The lady is mine!!

I wish to counter the offer with a Reeves sausage roll, and cheese straws "

Reeves?? Denied!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let you lick the twiglet crumbs off my chin.

Oooooo now that’s a good offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seduce me

Hold your teeth to ransom

I’ve still got yours

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Seduce me

Gregg's sausage roll

Good god woman

..I’m all,yours

Stand aside boys!! The lady is mine!!

I wish to counter the offer with a Reeves sausage roll, and cheese straws

Reeves?? Denied!!!!!

How about a Greggs vegan sausage roll ...mmmmmm

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Seduce me

Gregg's sausage roll

Good god woman

..I’m all,yours

Stand aside boys!! The lady is mine!!

I wish to counter the offer with a Reeves sausage roll, and cheese straws

Reeves?? Denied!!!!!

How about a Greggs vegan sausage roll ...mmmmmm "

No!! Wrong on so many levels

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Seduce me

Gregg's sausage roll

Good god woman

..I’m all,yours

Stand aside boys!! The lady is mine!!

I wish to counter the offer with a Reeves sausage roll, and cheese straws

Reeves?? Denied!!!!!

How about a Greggs vegan sausage roll ...mmmmmm

No!! Wrong on so many levels

So that's a maybe then,yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seduce me

Hold your teeth to ransom

I’ve still got yours

I know, and soup through a straw is aaaaaaamazin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seduce me

Gregg's sausage roll

Good god woman

..I’m all,yours

Stand aside boys!! The lady is mine!!

I wish to counter the offer with a Reeves sausage roll, and cheese straws

Reeves?? Denied!!!!!

How about a Greggs vegan sausage roll ...mmmmmm "

Does it contain marmite

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Seduce me

Gregg's sausage roll

Good god woman

..I’m all,yours

Stand aside boys!! The lady is mine!!

I wish to counter the offer with a Reeves sausage roll, and cheese straws

Reeves?? Denied!!!!!

How about a Greggs vegan sausage roll ...mmmmmm

No!! Wrong on so many levels

So that's a maybe then,yes "

Seduction is better with a bit of meat

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Seduce me

Gregg's sausage roll

Good god woman

..I’m all,yours

Stand aside boys!! The lady is mine!!

I wish to counter the offer with a Reeves sausage roll, and cheese straws

Reeves?? Denied!!!!!

How about a Greggs vegan sausage roll ...mmmmmm

No!! Wrong on so many levels

So that's a maybe then,yes "

Hahaha!!!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Well as I'm not very good at things like this I probably won't despite my best efforts.

So how about a couple of games of 10 pin bowling ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Seduce me

I have Cake

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Seduce me

Gregg's sausage roll

Good god woman

..I’m all,yours

Stand aside boys!! The lady is mine!!

I wish to counter the offer with a Reeves sausage roll, and cheese straws

Reeves?? Denied!!!!!

How about a Greggs vegan sausage roll ...mmmmmm

Does it contain marmite

no...but you'll either love it or hate it

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Seduce me

Present you with a beautiful silk handkerchief and ask you if it smells of chloroform

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Seduce me

Present you with a beautiful silk handkerchief and ask you if it smells of chloroform

That old chestnut..from experience it's chloroform

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Seduce me

Gregg's sausage roll

Good god woman

..I’m all,yours

Stand aside boys!! The lady is mine!!

I wish to counter the offer with a Reeves sausage roll, and cheese straws

Reeves?? Denied!!!!!

How about a Greggs vegan sausage roll ...mmmmmm

No!! Wrong on so many levels

So that's a maybe then,yes

Seduction is better with a bit of meat

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True for me and I enjoy a bit of meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't

You would seduce me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could sexy dance for you..maybe even a lap dance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't

You would seduce me

Come into my office

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could sexy dance for you..maybe even a lap dance

I say, that sound a bit of alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could sexy dance for you..maybe even a lap dance

I say, that sound a bit of alright

Haha...I love to dance..I love sexxxy and I think you re great...I'm sure you get this offer all the time..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd put a haribo ring on each nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id usually try and shove my dick in you and hope for the best

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