FabSwingers.com forum: Duvet nicking

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Offender or victim?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

offender

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Victim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always bought a King size so no one had to be cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offender. Duvet cocoon takes priority.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Victim!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hmmmm.....already I can see that the tendency is for ladies to be serial offenders as regards this most heinous and deplorable of crimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offender...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if it's cold, but sadly a duvet for one lately....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offender. Duvet cocoon takes priority. "

Don't you get claustrophobic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends if it's cold, but sadly a duvet for one lately...."

Sadly? That's a bonus!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Red guilty thief

Monkey innocent (and cold) victim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmmm.....already I can see that the tendency is for ladies to be serial offenders as regards this most heinous and deplorable of crimes

I always wake up with a cold arse.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Both. They say that women are the weaker sex but have you ever tried reclaiming an inch or two of duvet at two in the morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offender. Duvet cocoon takes priority.

Don't you get claustrophobic?"

Just comfortable and cosy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offender. I even manage to turn it all the way round sometimes in my quest of being cosy

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Offender. I burrow beneath my duvet till only the top of my head is visible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Both. They say that women are the weaker sex but have you ever tried reclaiming an inch or two of duvet at two in the morning?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both. They say that women are the weaker sex but have you ever tried reclaiming an inch or two of duvet at two in the morning?"

They say grow some balls. I say grow some vagina. That can take some 'pounding'

Weaker sex.. meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offender. Duvet cocoon takes priority.

Don't you get claustrophobic?

Just comfortable and cosy

I panic if the covers are too tight around me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offender. Duvet cocoon takes priority.

Don't you get claustrophobic?

Just comfortable and cosy

I panic if the covers are too tight around me

Aww.. whatever keeps you happy and safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both. They say that women are the weaker sex but have you ever tried reclaiming an inch or two of duvet at two in the morning?"

You should be snuggling closer, not on opposite sides of the bed.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I cocoon myself with just my head poking out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends if it's cold, but sadly a duvet for one lately....

Sadly? That's a bonus!"

Haha, silver lining I guess, I do miss a warm naked body next to me though....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I cocoon myself with just my head poking out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cocoon myself with just my head poking out. "

Haha sometimes hands too.. brrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs nicking your blanket are worse.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Offender

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

You forgot to add the ones to get too warm and dump the blankets on you. So you wake up because you're boiling hot!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Both. They say that women are the weaker sex but have you ever tried reclaiming an inch or two of duvet at two in the morning?

You should be snuggling closer, not on opposite sides of the bed."

I do but you can’t do it all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You forgot to add the ones to get too warm and dump the blankets on you. So you wake up because you're boiling hot!"

Haha i might be guilty of that too at random times of the night. Basically I wouldn't recommend sharing a bed with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both. They say that women are the weaker sex but have you ever tried reclaiming an inch or two of duvet at two in the morning?

You should be snuggling closer, not on opposite sides of the bed.

I do but you can’t do it all night. "

You can if you really loved her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer to this problem is 2 duvets.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Both. They say that women are the weaker sex but have you ever tried reclaiming an inch or two of duvet at two in the morning?

You should be snuggling closer, not on opposite sides of the bed.

I do but you can’t do it all night.

You can if you really loved her

But I need my beauty sleep. Separate beds perhaps?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Blanket dumper

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I stake my claim at the beginning, take a little bit more than you need, them room to release and they feel like they’ve gained something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of both its all about the wrestle

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Victim,

Bloody freezing 2

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Definitely offender

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh, but hell hath no fury like Swing woken up by blanket shenanigans. You have been warned

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Victim...but my wandering cold hands seek revenge in warm places

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm a blanket dumper. Works out well if I find myself a nesh bloke who loves having a ton of blankets dumped on him at 3am though.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Victim!!! Bought him a bigger one to try and have a chance of some!!!!!

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"Offender or victim?"

Neither. We use German bedding which is almost exclusively two single or two 3/4 duvets. So we have one each.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"Oh, but hell hath no fury like Swing woken up by blanket shenanigans. You have been warned

victim had blanket pinched off me many a time.

as above comment you pinch it im pinching it back from you

blanket shenanigans is fun in early hours.

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By *hoenix CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northallerton

Mrs P is the offender, she's like a little roller blind!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Offender but the Chihuahua doesn't mind

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By *modDMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

I got myself one of those menopausal wives who requires no share of the duvet. It's like sleeping next to Dimplex heater.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

No one to hog it off but I wake up like a human burrito every morning x

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Offender so i ditched the big duvet and got us a single duvet each so now theres no complaining and i get to wrap up like a hedgehog every night

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

I'm a serial duvet stealer but now at that age where i become hotter than the sun 10 times a night. So poor K shivers naked and then gets a whole duvet launched at him with me wailing I'm hotttttt. He only stays with me for the blow jobs

T xx

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