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I'm giving someone a million quid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've won the euro millions and because I'm such a generous person, I'm giving a million pound of it away to a lucky forumite.

Who wants it? but more importantly, why should I give it to you?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I asked first

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Me .

Why ??

Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .

And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. I will spend most of it on women, drink and partying although I have to admit I might waste the rest of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like it. I will share with the others and make them happy too, honest......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I asked first"

Nice try

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me .

Why ??

Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .

And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted "

I like this idea. You're leading the pack so far (see what i did there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me. I will spend most of it on women, drink and partying although I have to admit I might waste the rest of it. "

Try harder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like it. I will share with the others and make them happy too, honest...... "

I don't like people, making them happy is of no interest to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please pick me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please pick me "

Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please pick me

Nah"

Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me please, I’d like to be financially stable and pay for better services for my sons x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To misquote Billie Piper, “because I want it, because I want it”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please pick me

Nah

Ok "

Sorry. Maybe if you put out more....just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me please, I’d like to be financially stable and pay for better services for my sons x "

The sympathy card. Well played. I'll consider it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To misquote Billie Piper, “because I want it, because I want it”"

Sorry, not good enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please pick me

Nah

Ok

Sorry. Maybe if you put out more....just saying"

So if I put out more can I have the million quid?

Wait..... would that make me a prozzy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please pick me

Nah

Ok

Sorry. Maybe if you put out more....just saying

So if I put out more can I have the million quid?

Wait..... would that make me a prozzy?"

No, it would make you a rich prozzy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Me .

Why ??

Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .

And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted

I like this idea. You're leading the pack so far (see what i did there? "
When do you need my bank details

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me .

Why ??

Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .

And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted

I like this idea. You're leading the pack so far (see what i did there? When do you need my bank details "

Straight away, just need the long card number, the expiry date and the security code on the back please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Me .

Why ??

Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .

And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted

I like this idea. You're leading the pack so far (see what i did there? When do you need my bank details

Straight away, just need the long card number, the expiry date and the security code on the back please"
I'm currently overdrawn so no problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, because I have this sword

Seriously not me, I don't want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please pick me

Nah

Ok

Sorry. Maybe if you put out more....just saying

So if I put out more can I have the million quid?

Wait..... would that make me a prozzy?

No, it would make you a rich prozzy "

I can live with that (I think). Just don’t tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please pick me

Nah

Ok

Sorry. Maybe if you put out more....just saying

So if I put out more can I have the million quid?

Wait..... would that make me a prozzy?

No, it would make you a rich prozzy

I can live with that (I think). Just don’t tell anyone "

Sure, just send a message to me from the super secret thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me .

Why ??

Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .

And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted

I like this idea. You're leading the pack so far (see what i did there? When do you need my bank details

Straight away, just need the long card number, the expiry date and the security code on the back please I'm currently overdrawn so no problem "

Whens payday? asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please pick me

Nah

Ok

Sorry. Maybe if you put out more....just saying

So if I put out more can I have the million quid?

Wait..... would that make me a prozzy?

No, it would make you a rich prozzy

I can live with that (I think). Just don’t tell anyone

Sure, just send a message to me from the super secret thread "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me, because I have this sword

Seriously not me, I don't want it "

Reverse psychology wont work on me sunshine

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Me .

Why ??

Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .

And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted

I like this idea. You're leading the pack so far (see what i did there? When do you need my bank details

Straight away, just need the long card number, the expiry date and the security code on the back please I'm currently overdrawn so no problem

Whens payday? asking for a friend "
Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me .

Why ??

Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .

And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted

I like this idea. You're leading the pack so far (see what i did there? When do you need my bank details

Straight away, just need the long card number, the expiry date and the security code on the back please I'm currently overdrawn so no problem

Whens payday? asking for a friend Saturday "

So is mine....now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me, because I have this sword

Seriously not me, I don't want it

Reverse psychology wont work on me sunshine "

How about swords?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Me .

Why ??

Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .

And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted

I like this idea. You're leading the pack so far (see what i did there? When do you need my bank details

Straight away, just need the long card number, the expiry date and the security code on the back please I'm currently overdrawn so no problem

Whens payday? asking for a friend Saturday

So is mine....now "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me, because I have this sword

Seriously not me, I don't want it

Reverse psychology wont work on me sunshine

How about swords? "

........I'm listening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a million quid, I could

..rule the world! Ha ha ha hah!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With a million quid, I could

..rule the world! Ha ha ha hah!!"

Sorry but I wouldn't give any money to anyone with a legal notice on their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me, because I have this sword

Seriously not me, I don't want it

Reverse psychology wont work on me sunshine

How about swords?

........I'm listening "

No, it is ok, I really don't want it and sword blades take a lot of cleaning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me, because I have this sword

Seriously not me, I don't want it

Reverse psychology wont work on me sunshine

How about swords?

........I'm listening

No, it is ok, I really don't want it and sword blades take a lot of cleaning "

You were this close to getting it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me, because I have this sword

Seriously not me, I don't want it

Reverse psychology wont work on me sunshine

How about swords?

........I'm listening

No, it is ok, I really don't want it and sword blades take a lot of cleaning

You were this close to getting it "

I could do something with a sword for a million. What do you want doing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me, because I have this sword

Seriously not me, I don't want it

Reverse psychology wont work on me sunshine

How about swords?

........I'm listening

No, it is ok, I really don't want it and sword blades take a lot of cleaning

You were this close to getting it

I could do something with a sword for a million. What do you want doing? "

It doesn't matter, if you know, you know, if you don't, you don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be bought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me, because I have this sword

Seriously not me, I don't want it

Reverse psychology wont work on me sunshine

How about swords?

........I'm listening

No, it is ok, I really don't want it and sword blades take a lot of cleaning

You were this close to getting it

I could do something with a sword for a million. What do you want doing?

It doesn't matter, if you know, you know, if you don't, you don't "

I know nothing. Damn !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't be bought."

I can if the price is right lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im ok for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like it. I will share with the others and make them happy too, honest......

I don't like people, making them happy is of no interest to me"

In that case I will take it and embark on a mad party lifestyle, sex drugs and rock and roll. I will die young(ish) in some dark hovel and you won't need to bother yourself with the fact I'm happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't be bought."

Then I won't try

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me, because I have this sword

Seriously not me, I don't want it

Reverse psychology wont work on me sunshine

How about swords?

........I'm listening

No, it is ok, I really don't want it and sword blades take a lot of cleaning

You were this close to getting it

I could do something with a sword for a million. What do you want doing?

It doesn't matter, if you know, you know, if you don't, you don't

I know nothing. Damn !"

Feel free to try again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im ok for now"

Excellent. that makes it easier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like it. I will share with the others and make them happy too, honest......

I don't like people, making them happy is of no interest to me

In that case I will take it and embark on a mad party lifestyle, sex drugs and rock and roll. I will die young(ish) in some dark hovel and you won't need to bother yourself with the fact I'm happy. "

Selfish reasons. Its a no, sorry

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By *uto564Man
over a year ago

Widnes

Me as I wouldn’t mind opening up a small club..

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Will you just buy me a mobility scooter?

I'm 3 years into waiting for my PIP tribunal still and not got one.

I'd actually find it scary and weird to be a millionaire so not applying for the whole lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t need it, and therefore giving it to me would really fuck people off.

You don’t like people so it would be a wonderful statement of excess and spite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've won the euro millions and because I'm such a generous person, I'm giving a million pound of it away to a lucky forumite.

Who wants it? but more importantly, why should I give it to you?"

Dont give me it I'd just blow it all on classic cars and fast women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me. I will spend most of it on women, drink and partying although I have to admit I might waste the rest of it.

Try harder"

Oh dear. I did forget to mention the missionary work I intended to do in certain countries around the world.

And doggy, and......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to give this to GrumpyMcGrumpyFace

I like dogs more than people

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Who wants it? but more importantly, why should I give it to you?"

Whilst grumpymcgrumpface definitely deserved to win, I would like to remind you of the existence of 'those' photographs.

I look forward to receiving the money by bank transfer by the close of business today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who wants it? but more importantly, why should I give it to you?

Whilst grumpymcgrumpface definitely deserved to win, I would like to remind you of the existence of 'those' photographs.

I look forward to receiving the money by bank transfer by the close of business today.

"

Look, I was a college student, I was young and broke and you promised they would stay private!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me please because then I could purchase a micro processor knee and running blade

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's going towards a free swinging back to nature site. Hot drinks, clothing and digging etc optional. In the Midlands. Leftover towards homeless help

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"It's going towards a free swinging back to nature site. Hot drinks, clothing and digging etc optional. In the Midlands. Leftover towards homeless help "

Dogging, not digging - though you could plant a few trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha can you just make a better site?

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

Buy a nice big house to home all the unwanted dogs and be able to hire some help too. I could call it "swingers made my dogs happy"

Pity I'm not more of a cat person, missing a trick with that name :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need it because I’m getting married, and a million euro would put a dent in the bill for a modern wedding.

Next I’ll need to find a lucky forumite willing to marry me

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

A Norfolk children's hospice, for whom I do some work with, would very much appreciate that kind of sum as a generous donation.

I'll ensure you receive public plaudits if that's your sort of thing...

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

I’d be happy with just a couple of thousand to clear my debt & get on the straight again

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I'll have it.

Id Spend it on a fab mini jet or helicopter dedicated to bringing the Northern and Southern fabbers and all the far flung hotties who fancy eachother together to meet instead forever flirting in the forums

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’ll have it if you don’t mind and I will give most as more then 80% of it to my parents so they can have a half decent retirement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've won the euro millions and because I'm such a generous person, I'm giving a million pound of it away to a lucky forumite.

Who wants it? but more importantly, why should I give it to you?"

Don't give it to me I don't want it. I don't want a penny I haven't earned.

I inherited money once and I gave it away.

But that's just me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have it.

Id Spend it on a fab mini jet or helicopter dedicated to bringing the Northern and Southern fabbers and all the far flung hotties who fancy eachother together to meet instead forever flirting in the forums

"

Can't we just run away together?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I've won the euro millions and because I'm such a generous person, I'm giving a million pound of it away to a lucky forumite.

Who wants it? but more importantly, why should I give it to you?"

Because you're my puppy and you don't want to sleep in the kennel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me .

Why ??

Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .

And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted "

Yeah, you should give it to Grumpy for the doggos. Not the other thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me .

Why ??

Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .

And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted

Yeah, you should give it to Grumpy for the doggos. Not the other thing. "

He can have the Pioneer as long as he plays dog themed music. Who let the dogs out, snoop dogg, that type of thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tattoos, cars and watches

Honesty is the best policy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like it so I can buy some lingerie! I don't have enough and I haven't bought any in ages and it will be the death of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me because I have epic boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll give it to me because you want to

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"You’ll give it to me because you want to "

Very good cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ll give it to me because you want to

Very good cheeky "

I thought so too

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By *heekyredsoloWoman
over a year ago

bromborough


"I've won the euro millions and because I'm such a generous person, I'm giving a million pound of it away to a lucky forumite.

Who wants it? but more importantly, why should I give it to you?"

Would buy some buildings for shelters for the homeless.

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By *hrisngenCouple
over a year ago

Wells

I would only spend it on new lingerie as my birthday is at the end of the week. Just how much could a girl get with a million

Gen x

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

Don’t pick me I’ll just spend it on my fab friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t pick me I’ll just spend it on my fab friends "

I’m sending friend request now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20% on food banks 20% on developing my own business and the rest to pay my parents mortgage off and buy my own place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Divide it between everyone on here

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate


"Don’t pick me I’ll just spend it on my fab friends

I’m sending friend request now "

I’m sat waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont want the million, but can I borrow 1600? My cousins car shit the bed in the UK and they kind of need it running.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs here i would have bigger boobs, lipo the works to enhance my curves and then not to be selfish let people appreciate it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can pass it here if you like, as money is the root of all evil I'd burn it on a fire.

Though I'm sure a lot of people would tell me to put it out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest mate everyone on here is in a better state of welfare than others in the world christmas is coming up if I was you I'd be looking on helping people who are going to be alone at Christmas an these cold winter nights just a little bit good to a person can make a massive difference to someone's life.

Best of luck pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re gorgeous the way you are. Don’t ruin yourself with surgery

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re gorgeous the way you are. Don’t ruin yourself with surgery"

I wasnt going to. But thank you anyway

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You shouldn't give it to me...I'd only give it to others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have it so I can put it with my other 9 million. Well, might as well have a nice round 10 under my mattress

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I like a bigger house with a little bit of land then I would be a brood bitch holder for guide dogs for the blind and breed guide dog puppies, also puppy walk.

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