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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Well i got 20 bags of ballst and 4 bags of cement in the back of my Landy , i got a shed base to lay after 1 pm , but i just got a very nice lady wanting a meet at 3pm at mine ???...what would you do , or have you had to do in the past ?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd say start the shed

ask the lady to pop round

she can always do some cleaning and cook ya some tea while you finish off

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"i'd say start the shed

ask the lady to pop round

she can always do some cleaning and cook ya some tea while you finish off "

The shed base is for a Punter 4 miles away , i forgot to tell you that , soz ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lay the shed base fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'd say start the shed

ask the lady to pop round

she can always do some cleaning and cook ya some tea while you finish off

The shed base is for a Punter 4 miles away , i forgot to tell you that , soz .... "

you do like to complicate things !

the way i look at it is, the 'punter' will still want his shed laying, be it today or tomorrow

will the lady in question still desire your company tomorrow if you string her along today ?

dunno bout you, but i wouldn't wanna come second to a shed lol

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

Shed the ballast & lay the lady !

Rhett

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Lay the shed base fast "

Hmm, i take pride in my Laying ...never rush a good job ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get her to give you a hand

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"i'd say start the shed

ask the lady to pop round

she can always do some cleaning and cook ya some tea while you finish off

The shed base is for a Punter 4 miles away , i forgot to tell you that , soz ....

you do like to complicate things !

the way i look at it is, the 'punter' will still want his shed laying, be it today or tomorrow

will the lady in question still desire your company tomorrow if you string her along today ?

dunno bout you, but i wouldn't wanna come second to a shed lol"

ERm , the Punter is a very sexy regular , who often invites me around to do iccler jobs for her ,when hubby away ,wink wink ... just to compicate things further ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the Punter have Written permission for the shed? It's a little known fact that most councils require it (though it's not a prob until you try to sell your house and some snotty solicitor asks to see it).

You can see the lady while the punter sorts his paperwork.

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Does the Punter have Written permission for the shed? It's a little known fact that most councils require it (though it's not a prob until you try to sell your house and some snotty solicitor asks to see it).

You can see the lady while the punter sorts his paperwork. "

hmmm, your not new to this are you , i like your style , thats a good putta off another day 'er , i might just keep that on the back burner , whilst i think more , i could ring my punter and ask if her hubby as applied for permission ...good one ,but what if she says yes ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shed the ballast & lay the lady !

Rhett"

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

time spent on here you could have laid them both lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if anyone is short of ballast and cement, there's some in the back of a land rover in mansfield

you won't get copped as the owner will be otherwise engaged !

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"time spent on here you could have laid them both lol"

lol, yeah , i know , but thats women for ya , they only want ya when they can Fit You In , (no pun intended ,ladies , )

she's at work till one , and i aint got a back gate key ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the Punter have Written permission for the shed? It's a little known fact that most councils require it (though it's not a prob until you try to sell your house and some snotty solicitor asks to see it).

You can see the lady while the punter sorts his paperwork.

hmmm, your not new to this are you , i like your style , thats a good putta off another day 'er , i might just keep that on the back burner , whilst i think more , i could ring my punter and ask if her hubby as applied for permission ...good one ,but what if she says yes ? "

It's unlikely but if they pull that rabbit out of the hat it's time for the roman coin two step.

Break the soil and then declare "oh what's this, a roman coin?? I need to report this to the department of antiqueties*. They will need to investigate the land before I can proceed. It works just as well with human bones, though that's a little drastic. Should buy you a couple of months.

*department of antiqueties is a made up name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's that smell?

The shed must be on a farm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"time spent on here you could have laid them both lol"

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


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Break the soil and then declare "oh what's this, a roman coin?? I need to report this to the department of antiqueties*. They will need to investigate the land before I can proceed. It works just as well with human bones, though that's a little drastic. Should buy you a couple of months.

*department of antiqueties is a made up name. "

What if the lady wants to see the roman coin, and when she catches glimpse its a chocolate one left over from Christmas?

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Does the Punter have Written permission for the shed? It's a little known fact that most councils require it (though it's not a prob until you try to sell your house and some snotty solicitor asks to see it).

You can see the lady while the punter sorts his paperwork.

hmmm, your not new to this are you , i like your style , thats a good putta off another day 'er , i might just keep that on the back burner , whilst i think more , i could ring my punter and ask if her hubby as applied for permission ...good one ,but what if she says yes ?

It's unlikely but if they pull that rabbit out of the hat it's time for the roman coin two step.

Break the soil and then declare "oh what's this, a roman coin?? I need to report this to the department of antiqueties*. They will need to investigate the land before I can proceed. It works just as well with human bones, though that's a little drastic. Should buy you a couple of months.

*department of antiqueties is a made up name. "

Jesus M8 , your a find aint ya , your more street wise than me , Have you considered An 'ASK UNCLE 'slot on here ?...i'll get my Meg to dig one of her old bones up , and slip it in her garden ..fcuk the base ,it's raining anyway ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All your base are belong to us.

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

...a shed based on myth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i got 20 bags of ballst and 4 bags of cement in the back of my Landy , i got a shed base to lay after 1 pm , but i just got a very nice lady wanting a meet at 3pm at mine ???...what would you do , or have you had to do in the past ?.... "

1 get the right mix, 2 wake up!

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

it's special 'tarmac your drive' concrete...

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Well i got 20 bags of ballst and 4 bags of cement in the back of my Landy , i got a shed base to lay after 1 pm , but i just got a very nice lady wanting a meet at 3pm at mine ???...what would you do , or have you had to do in the past ?....

1 get the right mix, 2 wake up! "

Ballast on offer at Wicks , if you buy 5 or more get a good discount , i already got the sand over there .. sunshine .. don't worry you wont ever gwet a dilema like this , trust me ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i got 20 bags of ballst and 4 bags of cement in the back of my Landy , i got a shed base to lay after 1 pm , but i just got a very nice lady wanting a meet at 3pm at mine ???...what would you do , or have you had to do in the past ?....

1 get the right mix, 2 wake up!

Ballast on offer at Wicks , if you buy 5 or more get a good discount , i already got the sand over there .. sunshine .. don't worry you wont ever gwet a dilema like this , trust me .. "

Nope have a good job and more offers than you can dream about. Love your imagination though far fetched as it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the Punter have Written permission for the shed? It's a little known fact that most councils require it (though it's not a prob until you try to sell your house and some snotty solicitor asks to see it).

You can see the lady while the punter sorts his paperwork.

hmmm, your not new to this are you , i like your style , thats a good putta off another day 'er , i might just keep that on the back burner , whilst i think more , i could ring my punter and ask if her hubby as applied for permission ...good one ,but what if she says yes ?

It's unlikely but if they pull that rabbit out of the hat it's time for the roman coin two step.

Break the soil and then declare "oh what's this, a roman coin?? I need to report this to the department of antiqueties*. They will need to investigate the land before I can proceed. It works just as well with human bones, though that's a little drastic. Should buy you a couple of months.

*department of antiqueties is a made up name.

Jesus M8 , your a find aint ya , your more street wise than me , Have you considered An 'ASK UNCLE 'slot on here ?...i'll get my Meg to dig one of her old bones up , and slip it in her garden ..fcuk the base ,it's raining anyway ... "

Rain dance was going to be my next suggestion

Have a fun afternoon

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Well i got 20 bags of ballst and 4 bags of cement in the back of my Landy , i got a shed base to lay after 1 pm , but i just got a very nice lady wanting a meet at 3pm at mine ???...what would you do , or have you had to do in the past ?....

1 get the right mix, 2 wake up!

Ballast on offer at Wicks , if you buy 5 or more get a good discount , i already got the sand over there .. sunshine .. don't worry you wont ever gwet a dilema like this , trust me ..

Nope have a good job and more offers than you can dream about. Love your imagination though far fetched as it is. "

Yeah , right , i might just go and do the , bone finding now , and get back for 3pm , then do the deed , , but the thing is , i got my Regular % pm lady rto sort out too... you would'nt know work if it fell on ya bed Sunshine ...

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Does the Punter have Written permission for the shed? It's a little known fact that most councils require it (though it's not a prob until you try to sell your house and some snotty solicitor asks to see it).

You can see the lady while the punter sorts his paperwork.

hmmm, your not new to this are you , i like your style , thats a good putta off another day 'er , i might just keep that on the back burner , whilst i think more , i could ring my punter and ask if her hubby as applied for permission ...good one ,but what if she says yes ?

It's unlikely but if they pull that rabbit out of the hat it's time for the roman coin two step.

Break the soil and then declare "oh what's this, a roman coin?? I need to report this to the department of antiqueties*. They will need to investigate the land before I can proceed. It works just as well with human bones, though that's a little drastic. Should buy you a couple of months.

*department of antiqueties is a made up name.

Jesus M8 , your a find aint ya , your more street wise than me , Have you considered An 'ASK UNCLE 'slot on here ?...i'll get my Meg to dig one of her old bones up , and slip it in her garden ..fcuk the base ,it's raining anyway ...

Rain dance was going to be my next suggestion

Have a fun afternoon "

Ha Ha ... yeah , Divine intervention , thats a saviour ,init .. Ok m8 , your a Star , the Bone ' will save the day ... Cheers i owe ya a Pint .. have a nice day Peeps ....LATERS ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are all down the wrong track... simply move the meet forward a few hours, take her 4 miles down the road and tell her mixing concrete is the new form of foreplay.... shed base gets done quicker and you get to lay both base and meet on the same day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i got 20 bags of ballst and 4 bags of cement in the back of my Landy , i got a shed base to lay after 1 pm , but i just got a very nice lady wanting a meet at 3pm at mine ???...what would you do , or have you had to do in the past ?....

1 get the right mix, 2 wake up!

Ballast on offer at Wicks , if you buy 5 or more get a good discount , i already got the sand over there .. sunshine .. don't worry you wont ever gwet a dilema like this , trust me ..

Nope have a good job and more offers than you can dream about. Love your imagination though far fetched as it is.

Yeah , right , i might just go and do the , bone finding now , and get back for 3pm , then do the deed , , but the thing is , i got my Regular % pm lady rto sort out too... you would'nt know work if it fell on ya bed Sunshine ... "

You need a coffee to wake you up again you are dreaming again. Puts me off taking you on as an assistant coffee maker. Tip for you. Find a shed to sleep in as its going to rain.

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Hmm, just checked the weather forecast and rain is due where you are...you can't lay it in the rain as it needs 24 hrs dry weather to go off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i got 20 bags of ballst and 4 bags of cement in the back of my Landy , i got a shed base to lay after 1 pm , but i just got a very nice lady wanting a meet at 3pm at mine ???...what would you do , or have you had to do in the past ?.... "

Give her the lighter shovel.....

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Evening Peeps , well just thought i'd up date you now my 7pm regular meets gone ,lol.. , Everything went like clockwork , it rained ,i didn,t have to put my 3pm off , and i can put the base down to moz afternoon ... snorted ..

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Evening Peeps , well just thought i'd up date you now my 7pm regular meets gone ,lol.. , Everything went like clockwork , it rained ,i didn,t have to put my 3pm off , and i can put the base down to moz afternoon ... snorted .. "

Ahh see I'm a psychic lol

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Evening Peeps , well just thought i'd up date you now my 7pm regular meets gone ,lol.. , Everything went like clockwork , it rained ,i didn,t have to put my 3pm off , and i can put the base down to moz afternoon ... snorted ..

Ahh see I'm a psychic lol"

Hmm, and very fetching in Red too

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Evening Peeps , well just thought i'd up date you now my 7pm regular meets gone ,lol.. , Everything went like clockwork , it rained ,i didn,t have to put my 3pm off , and i can put the base down to moz afternoon ... snorted ..

Ahh see I'm a psychic lol

Hmm, and very fetching in Red too "

Thank you but I'm not fetching anything ya lazy sod lol

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Evening Peeps , well just thought i'd up date you now my 7pm regular meets gone ,lol.. , Everything went like clockwork , it rained ,i didn,t have to put my 3pm off , and i can put the base down to moz afternoon ... snorted ..

Ahh see I'm a psychic lol

Hmm, and very fetching in Red too

Thank you but I'm not fetching anything ya lazy sod lol "

Hmm, you can read me like a book , maybe i could read to you some time

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Evening Peeps , well just thought i'd up date you now my 7pm regular meets gone ,lol.. , Everything went like clockwork , it rained ,i didn,t have to put my 3pm off , and i can put the base down to moz afternoon ... snorted ..

Ahh see I'm a psychic lol

Hmm, and very fetching in Red too

Thank you but I'm not fetching anything ya lazy sod lol

Hmm, you can read me like a book , maybe i could read to you some time "

Grimm!

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