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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

........ have to be before you can give sage advice ?

Chuck us an example of the wisdom of youth or age .....

ta x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A father bull and his young son are stood on a hill overlooking a fiels of cows.

"Dad, dad, let's run down into the field and fuck one of those cows" said the young son

The father bull replied "No son, we'll walk down and fuck them all!"

Now that's wisdom!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"........ have to be before you can give sage advice ?

"

Sage enjoys a sunny position in a well-drained, fertile soil... it grows well in pots, but be careful not to over water if the containers do not have good drainage.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Look at the fingers cos the sage aint listenin' !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"A father bull and his young son are stood on a hill overlooking a fiels of cows.

"Dad, dad, let's run down into the field and fuck one of those cows" said the young son

The father bull replied "No son, we'll walk down and fuck them all!"

Now that's wisdom!! "

Sadly , I liked that

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Doesn't answer the Q though and wasn't as funny as Polo's ... C'mon

Can the young give wise advice ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wouldnt take advice from any of you

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

True. A fool never learns.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"Look at the fingers cos the sage aint listenin' !

"
dear sage,if you are looking for a soul mate,according to popular believe,onion is your man,be carefull though hes an unfeeling git and can cause watering of the eyes,but if you hit it off,its a match made in heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But Gwanny surely as longevity and life experience are not commodities that everyone gathers in equal proportion, therefore dispensing sage-like wisdom must be relative to the perceived intellectual status of an individual within a peer group situation…….

Or I could be talking bollix….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheese be my mistress

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

i always thought at 35 i wasnt ready to give good an proper advice however in work i see young 22-25 yr olds given older ppl advice which they seem to respect

however i think this is the nature of my profession

i think on some aspects you need to live to give advice so id think you need be older than younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask a child a complicated question and they will give you a simple answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need stuffing advice?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Look at the fingers cos the sage aint listenin' !

dear sage,if you are looking for a soul mate,according to popular believe,onion is your man,be carefull though hes an unfeeling git and can cause watering of the eyes,but if you hit it off,its a match made in heaven"

Thanks. Can you explain 'hit it off' is this some sort of sexual practise ?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"Look at the fingers cos the sage aint listenin' !

dear sage,if you are looking for a soul mate,according to popular believe,onion is your man,be carefull though hes an unfeeling git and can cause watering of the eyes,but if you hit it off,its a match made in heaven

Thanks. Can you explain 'hit it off' is this some sort of sexual practise ?"
tis an old yorkshire saying,practised by old folk from yorkshire,its not something we talk about

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"But Gwanny surely as longevity and life experience are not commodities that everyone gathers in equal proportion, therefore dispensing sage-like wisdom must be relative to the perceived intellectual status of an individual within a peer group situation…….

Or I could be talking bollix…. "

Uhmmmmmm are intellectualism and accrued knowledge dependent ? I dunno about that.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Look at the fingers cos the sage aint listenin' !

dear sage,if you are looking for a soul mate,according to popular believe,onion is your man,be carefull though hes an unfeeling git and can cause watering of the eyes,but if you hit it off,its a match made in heaven

Thanks. Can you explain 'hit it off' is this some sort of sexual practise ?tis an old yorkshire saying,practised by old folk from yorkshire,its not something we talk about"

Are you Black Puddin Bertha?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive alwayus wanted to say this...

get a pic granny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is a cruel teacher. A child who has suffered bereavement of a parent or is undergoing some form of treatment is perhaps in a better position to offer advice to a child who has just suffered the same, than an adult.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"Look at the fingers cos the sage aint listenin' !

dear sage,if you are looking for a soul mate,according to popular believe,onion is your man,be carefull though hes an unfeeling git and can cause watering of the eyes,but if you hit it off,its a match made in heaven

Thanks. Can you explain 'hit it off' is this some sort of sexual practise ?tis an old yorkshire saying,practised by old folk from yorkshire,its not something we talk about

Are you Black Puddin Bertha?"
hell how did you know that

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"ive alwayus wanted to say this...

get a pic granny! "

xxx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"ive alwayus wanted to say this...

get a pic granny! "

I've always wanted to say....

How can such drivel spout forth from such divine lips ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Look at the fingers cos the sage aint listenin' !

dear sage,if you are looking for a soul mate,according to popular believe,onion is your man,be carefull though hes an unfeeling git and can cause watering of the eyes,but if you hit it off,its a match made in heaven

Thanks. Can you explain 'hit it off' is this some sort of sexual practise ?tis an old yorkshire saying,practised by old folk from yorkshire,its not something we talk about

Are you Black Puddin Bertha?hell how did you know that "

I can sniff barley at ten paces...... or 100 miles depending on where you are :P

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"Look at the fingers cos the sage aint listenin' !

dear sage,if you are looking for a soul mate,according to popular believe,onion is your man,be carefull though hes an unfeeling git and can cause watering of the eyes,but if you hit it off,its a match made in heaven

Thanks. Can you explain 'hit it off' is this some sort of sexual practise ?tis an old yorkshire saying,practised by old folk from yorkshire,its not something we talk about

Are you Black Puddin Bertha?hell how did you know that

I can sniff barley at ten paces...... or 100 miles depending on where you are :P"
well thats my cover blown,(another thing we dont talk about)slinks off back to the pudding factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive alwayus wanted to say this...

get a pic granny!

I've always wanted to say....

How can such drivel spout forth from such divine lips ?"

ill take that as a compliment

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If physical beauty is placed above reasoned discussion then you must take it as a compliment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youth is wasted on the young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Uhmmmmmm are intellectualism and accrued knowledge dependent ? I dunno about that.

"

No Gwanny I don't believe they are,,,,,

However I do believe that its common to find advisory situations where they are perceived as having a meaningful affiliation which add credibility to an individuals worth for dolling out so called words of wisdom ( rightly or wrongly)

But I'm more of the train of thought which follows that the age old adage that Good judgement come from bad experience .... init eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it and call it hard names. Cultivate poverty like a garden herb, like sage. Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends. Things do not change, we change. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.

Henry David Thoreau.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yeah ...... Good judgement comes from bad experience.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it and call it hard names. Cultivate poverty like a garden herb, like sage. Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends. Things do not change, we change. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.

Henry David Thoreau."

Sell someone elses clothes and buy yourself more expensive ones.....

Granny Crumpet Thoreau.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"........ have to be before you can give sage advice ?

Chuck us an example of the wisdom of youth or age .....

ta x "
Depends on how much thyme you have

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Some will never be old enough...... whilst others never want to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"........ have to be before you can give sage advice ?

Chuck us an example of the wisdom of youth or age .....

ta x Depends on how much thyme you have "

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"Doesn't answer the Q though and wasn't as funny as Polo's ... C'mon

Can the young give wise advice ?"

Young people give eviromental advice I.E usually recycled from someone older

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"If physical beauty is placed above reasoned discussion then you must take it as a compliment."

Always refuse a battle of wits with unarmed people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The young sow wild oats the old grow sage.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

A man who I have great respect said these wise words to me..

Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer. That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"........ have to be before you can give sage advice ?

Chuck us an example of the wisdom of youth or age .....

ta x Depends on how much thyme you have "

Is that you Rosemary ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"A man who I have great respect said these wise words to me..

Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer. That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse.

"

If there was a prize...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok i'm feeling pretty stupid today.. is there a difference in 'sage advice' to just normal advice??

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"ok i'm feeling pretty stupid today.. is there a difference in 'sage advice' to just normal advice??

"

Yeth Glathopppahhhhhh there ith.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok i'm feeling pretty stupid today.. is there a difference in 'sage advice' to just normal advice??

"

.... for sage read saga, it will then become clearer.

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