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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

Loosen my pants for a start! You are one hot looking lady! D

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By *urious1973Man
over a year ago

angus


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

kiss you all over for starters x

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"
drop to my knees and let you push my head between your thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give you a coat, it's cold out here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with your hair

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

High 5 u. Confident lady

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

Offer you a cuppa

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Motorboat you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask permission to kiss you ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Motorboat you "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"
blush and close my eyes??

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

Drop to my knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

Whatever you want! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell you to out some clothes on you psycho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer you my jacket, I'm a gent....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably have to get out of the bath....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell you to out some clothes on you psycho "

You're learning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask you politely to step aside until the end of I’m a celebrity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

I would say, we both have something in common. Both of us love CK undies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Motorboat you

This "

Is it safe to google this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

Call the police, there's a nutter just broke into my house.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Run.......fck woman I'm straight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Motorboat you "

What does that mean? Lol

Please forgive me for my ignorance. I live under a rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Motorboat you

This

Is it safe to google this? "

Haha yeah x. If I like it it’s gonna be safe to google!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loosen my pants for a start! You are one hot looking lady! D"

Thanks you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?

kiss you all over for starters x"

Sounds lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do? drop to my knees and let you push my head between your thighs "

No kissing first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

Get you a blanket so you don't catch a chill!

Too flippin' cold to be starkers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give you a coat, it's cold out here "

Thanks your to kind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Play with your hair"

Be careful I have extensions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?

High 5 u. Confident lady "

Thanks. High five right back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Offer you a cuppa"

Oh a cuppa would be lovely. One sugar please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Motorboat you

This

Is it safe to google this?

Haha yeah x. If I like it it’s gonna be safe to google! "

Done sounds like it would tickle the lips

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Motorboat you "

That would be a first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask permission to kiss you ?? "

Permission granted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Motorboat you

This "

Could be fun

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By *innerdateMan
over a year ago

Leigh

Stare into your eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do? blush and close my eyes??"

Why would you blush?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Motorboating is putting your face between a woman's tits, squeezing them together, blowing a raspberry while shaking your head side to side

It sounds crazy when I describe it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drop to my knees"

And then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorgeous body. So many ideas!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell you to out some clothes on you psycho "

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Motorboat you

That would be a first."

Really? People always motorboat me, and it definitely isn't just me grabbing faces and squishing them into my tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Offer you my jacket, I'm a gent.... "

Thanks your so kind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably have to get out of the bath...."

So I can get in?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

Wed start off having a good look. Then we'd talk to you and see where we all want to go. We would never do something assuming you wanted that too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask you politely to step aside until the end of I’m a celebrity "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?

I would say, we both have something in common. Both of us love CK undies "

There so comfy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Motorboat you

This

Is it safe to google this? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends whats on the telly at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Motorboating is putting your face between a woman's tits, squeezing them together, blowing a raspberry while shaking your head side to side

It sounds crazy when I describe it "

I learned something today. I feel enlightened. I have never done that and dont think I will do that to anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably ask if you've put on weight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?

Call the police, there's a nutter just broke into my house.

"

Aww

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Run.......fck woman I'm straight! "

I'm fab straight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Motorboat you

What does that mean? Lol

Please forgive me for my ignorance. I live under a rock "

Google is your friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?

Get you a blanket so you don't catch a chill!

Too flippin' cold to be starkers!"

Aww thanks. So sweet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably ask if you've put on weight? "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Motorboating is putting your face between a woman's tits, squeezing them together, blowing a raspberry while shaking your head side to side

It sounds crazy when I describe it

I learned something today. I feel enlightened. I have never done that and dont think I will do that to anyone "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends whats on the telly at the time. "

If there's nothing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

Fall to my one's and worship you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?

Wed start off having a good look. Then we'd talk to you and see where we all want to go. We would never do something assuming you wanted that too. "

Aww your to sweet. Good plan though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Motorboat you

That would be a first.

Really? People always motorboat me, and it definitely isn't just me grabbing faces and squishing them into my tits"

Honestly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gorgeous body. So many ideas!!!"

Care to share?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?

Fall to my one's and worship you"

Aww thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Motorboating is putting your face between a woman's tits, squeezing them together, blowing a raspberry while shaking your head side to side

It sounds crazy when I describe it

I learned something today. I feel enlightened. I have never done that and dont think I will do that to anyone

"

Maybe if I was 16 again

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Motorboating is putting your face between a woman's tits, squeezing them together, blowing a raspberry while shaking your head side to side

It sounds crazy when I describe it

I learned something today. I feel enlightened. I have never done that and dont think I will do that to anyone

Maybe if I was 16 again "

Scrooge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Motorboating is putting your face between a woman's tits, squeezing them together, blowing a raspberry while shaking your head side to side

It sounds crazy when I describe it

I learned something today. I feel enlightened. I have never done that and dont think I will do that to anyone

Maybe if I was 16 again "

Your never to old.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Motorboating is putting your face between a woman's tits, squeezing them together, blowing a raspberry while shaking your head side to side

It sounds crazy when I describe it

I learned something today. I feel enlightened. I have never done that and dont think I will do that to anyone

Maybe if I was 16 again

Scrooge!"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give you a coat, it's cold out here

Thanks your to kind."

Well my wife and I would have problems giving and receiving sexual pleasure with you if you have hypothermia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run.......fck woman I'm straight! "

Aww you're back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

Lick you

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By *ink Panther 123Man
over a year ago

Colnbrook

Have a coronary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask you politely to step aside until the end of I’m a celebrity

Perfect "

But really I’m stalling for time so I can gather myself so that overexcitement does not get the better of me

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

Adjust myself and smile. probably slightly off putting for you. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend the night making you cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Motorboating is putting your face between a woman's tits, squeezing them together, blowing a raspberry while shaking your head side to side

It sounds crazy when I describe it

I learned something today. I feel enlightened. I have never done that and dont think I will do that to anyone

Maybe if I was 16 again

Scrooge!"

Would you like to listen to my Christmas Carol?

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By *ambscouple2015Couple
over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

Say sorry and leave as you don't meet smokers

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Run.......fck woman I'm straight!

Aww you're back "

Yeh....miss me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Motorboat you "

This is a new one on me, I looked it up, and I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run.......fck woman I'm straight!

Aww you're back

Yeh....miss me then "

Yes, actually, lots

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Run.......fck woman I'm straight!

Aww you're back

Yeh....miss me then

Yes, actually, lots "

Awwwww thanks kid....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give you a coat, it's cold out here

Thanks your to kind.

Well my wife and I would have problems giving and receiving sexual pleasure with you if you have hypothermia "

He could warm me up first

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

Throw over my shoulder take you upstairs and ravish you from top to bottom, then cook you breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck jen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?

Say sorry and leave as you don't meet smokers "

I don't smoke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suck jen "

Sure why not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?

Throw over my shoulder take you upstairs and ravish you from top to bottom, then cook you breakfast."

Best answer so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Motorboat you

This is a new one on me, I looked it up, and I like it. "

It does sound interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Motorboating is putting your face between a woman's tits, squeezing them together, blowing a raspberry while shaking your head side to side

It sounds crazy when I describe it

I learned something today. I feel enlightened. I have never done that and dont think I will do that to anyone

Maybe if I was 16 again

Scrooge!

Would you like to listen to my Christmas Carol? "

Might as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spend the night making you cum"

Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Adjust myself and smile. probably slightly off putting for you. Lol"

Why off putting ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask you politely to step aside until the end of I’m a celebrity

Perfect

But really I’m stalling for time so I can gather myself so that overexcitement does not get the better of me"

No harm if it does

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a coronary "

Don't do that anyway

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore


"Adjust myself and smile. probably slightly off putting for you. Lol

Why off putting ?"

Depends how much you enjoy seeing someone smiling with there hands down there trousers I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Adjust myself and smile. probably slightly off putting for you. Lol

Why off putting ?

Depends how much you enjoy seeing someone smiling with there hands down there trousers I suppose."

I sometimes enjoy it.

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore


"Adjust myself and smile. probably slightly off putting for you. Lol

Why off putting ?

Depends how much you enjoy seeing someone smiling with there hands down there trousers I suppose.

I sometimes enjoy it."

I'd be smiling more if it was your hand down there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask you politely to step aside until the end of I’m a celebrity

Perfect

But really I’m stalling for time so I can gather myself so that overexcitement does not get the better of me

No harm if it does "

So me jumping up and down punching the air and doing a victory lap wouldn’t put you off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Adjust myself and smile. probably slightly off putting for you. Lol

Why off putting ?

Depends how much you enjoy seeing someone smiling with there hands down there trousers I suppose.

I sometimes enjoy it.

I'd be smiling more if it was your hand down there. "

Maybe I could help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is gonna be a lengthy one ??

Definitely start with some kissing , tease the body by pulling it against mine ... slowly kiss your neck and lick it ... lick a line down to your boobs and suck for a while, at the same time rub your clit .... then lick a line all the way down to your clit and eat u out . The rest is for me to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask you politely to step aside until the end of I’m a celebrity

Perfect

But really I’m stalling for time so I can gather myself so that overexcitement does not get the better of me

No harm if it does

So me jumping up and down punching the air and doing a victory lap wouldn’t put you off?"

Nope not at all

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore


"Adjust myself and smile. probably slightly off putting for you. Lol

Why off putting ?

Depends how much you enjoy seeing someone smiling with there hands down there trousers I suppose.

I sometimes enjoy it.

I'd be smiling more if it was your hand down there.

Maybe I could help "

Oh I'm sure could could more than help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say get dressed please as you cannot have my penis

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

I'm thinking a slow deep leg massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably turn some music on and ask you to twerk for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Adjust myself and smile. probably slightly off putting for you. Lol

Why off putting ?

Depends how much you enjoy seeing someone smiling with there hands down there trousers I suppose.

I sometimes enjoy it.

I'd be smiling more if it was your hand down there.

Maybe I could help

Oh I'm sure could could more than help. "

Like what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say get dressed please as you cannot have my penis "

You have to lend me some clothes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm thinking a slow deep leg massage"

Sounds delightful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably turn some music on and ask you to twerk for me "

I can try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say get dressed please as you cannot have my penis

You have to lend me some clothes"
ok but no wanking in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask you politely to step aside until the end of I’m a celebrity

Perfect

But really I’m stalling for time so I can gather myself so that overexcitement does not get the better of me

No harm if it does

So me jumping up and down punching the air and doing a victory lap wouldn’t put you off?

Nope not at all "

The helicopter celebration?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Motorboat you "
id so love to see that! Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss your ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say get dressed please as you cannot have my penis

You have to lend me some clothesok but no wanking in them "

I'll try controlling myself.

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By *oonloverWoman
over a year ago

bognor regis

Kick hubby out of bed to let you get in whilst he makes cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

Ask you to pinch me, Im never that lucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask you politely to step aside until the end of I’m a celebrity

Perfect

But really I’m stalling for time so I can gather myself so that overexcitement does not get the better of me

No harm if it does

So me jumping up and down punching the air and doing a victory lap wouldn’t put you off?

Nope not at all

The helicopter celebration?"

Yah that will be fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say get out the way the footballs on the tele xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spend the night making you cum

Yes please."

Iv you ever cross the water an cone to liverpool then hit me up an we can make it happen

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By *ambscouple2015Couple
over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?

Say sorry and leave as you don't meet smokers

I don't smoke. "

No but I do so don't match what your looking for so would apologise and leave you in peace lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?

Fall to my one's and worship you

Aww thanks "

Well you are stunning

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore


"Adjust myself and smile. probably slightly off putting for you. Lol

Why off putting ?

Depends how much you enjoy seeing someone smiling with there hands down there trousers I suppose.

I sometimes enjoy it.

I'd be smiling more if it was your hand down there.

Maybe I could help

Oh I'm sure could could more than help.

Like what?"

I'm sure a lady with your imagination could come up with something yo suprise me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask you politely to step aside until the end of I’m a celebrity

Perfect

But really I’m stalling for time so I can gather myself so that overexcitement does not get the better of me

No harm if it does

So me jumping up and down punching the air and doing a victory lap wouldn’t put you off?

Nope not at all

The helicopter celebration?

Yah that will be fun."

I’ll be asking for you to prove this on my next trip to Ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be like 'wtf'

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By *j JonesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

push you up against the nearest wall

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

Lick you all over

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By *on12xxMan
over a year ago

leeds

Ben's u over

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london


"Drop to my knees

And then ?"

Kiss the lower part of your stomach, kiss your thighs, slowly. Then linger around your pussy, breathing heavier over your clit. My hands behind your, stroking and caressing your legs and bum. Then suddenly you’d feel the tip of my tongue touch your clit, almost as if it was accidental......

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By *on12xxMan
over a year ago

leeds

Ben's u over

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

Or maybe she would like to have two guys spit roasting her

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do? drop to my knees and let you push my head between your thighs

No kissing first?"
well that’s your choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

I would join you and get naked, start showing off with a helicopter dick and then give your beautiful boobs a playful squeeze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

I think I would ask you to do a funky dance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pin u up against the wall and fuk u hard

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By *ude boy 2017Man
over a year ago

Bolton


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"
I would also get naked and at least admire your gorgeous body

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By *oxladMan
over a year ago

WORKSOP

Totally worship your gorgeous body, by caressing and massaging you, before kissing you all over.

Finally stripping naked too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone the police

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'd want to know how the hell you go in first

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By *4pu55yMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

Take my time to explore every inch of your beautiful body xx

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By *rungeguyMan
over a year ago

leeds

Start sniffin an lickin

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

I’m in I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

Pass you a dressing gown it's freezing here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, I’d cancel my taxi...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d carry on making my breakfast.....I’m hungry

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

What would you want me to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck on your tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"
I would have to get naked to for star , be rude not to, then I would wake up to you parece the dife of your face round my hand behind you head move your lips against mine kiss you softly my other hand grab your sexu ass and pull your body tight against mine so your amazing tits press against me x

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By *on CheeMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

FAINT

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d say get out the way the footballs on the tele xx"

I'd join you in watching it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?

Fall to my one's and worship you

Aww thanks

Well you are stunning"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, I’d cancel my taxi... "

Oh don't do that on my behalf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suck on your tits "

Nice

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Smile

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By *hatawasteMan
over a year ago

stafford

Put the heating on in the hope you might stay that way for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say get dressed please as you cannot have my penis

You have to lend me some clothesok but no wanking in them

I'll try controlling myself. "
good girl

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"
told you before

Throw one of your legs over my shoulder, and pretend I couldn't hear you moan

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Get naked as well OP and then lick you from your bottom to your pussy and back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take my clothes off and join you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do? told you before

Throw one of your legs over my shoulder, and pretend I couldn't hear you moan"

Lucky me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd take my clothes off and join you "

Oh that could be lots of fun

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m presently on a crowded train so if you were naked before me now I’d be more than a little shocked....

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Offer you my jacket, its chilly out here in the garden.

Then bring you inside to warm up.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Wonder how you got in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask you to wiggle that cute bum for me,tell you to tease me but don't touch me...x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

Give you a special hug. X

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By *ampant Lion34Man
over a year ago

East Midlands


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?"

Probably think I was dreaming for a start so reach out touch you see if it's real lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get naked to and see what you would do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m presently on a crowded train so if you were naked before me now I’d be more than a little shocked.... "

So would I

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?

Give you a special hug. X"

I love hugs

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do?

Give you a special hug. X

I love hugs "

Oh. And I may squeeze your lovely bum too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give you a blanket

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london


"Drop to my knees

And then ?

Kiss the lower part of your stomach, kiss your thighs, slowly. Then linger around your pussy, breathing heavier over your clit. My hands behind your, stroking and caressing your legs and bum. Then suddenly you’d feel the tip of my tongue touch your clit, almost as if it was accidental......"

For starters .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give you a blanket "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd take my clothes off and join you

Oh that could be lots of fun "

Ad like to see that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FAINT "

Why?

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