FabSwingers.com forum: You know you're getting old

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you get excited about getting rid of a stain in the carpet. What else makes you realise you're getting old?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My son, turning 27 today!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sitting through an entire episode of Antiques Roadshow.....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

When your getting a leaf blower as a Christmas present

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By *illybare partyMan
over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

im getting married next year...

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

When don't just want, but you need an afternoon nap!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Radio 2 plays better tunes than radio 1

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

When you need to wee all the bloody time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think young ones today don’t know their born

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Housework is satisfying and you're always the oldest man at the gig

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Housework is satisfying and you're always the oldest man at the gig"

Come and do my housework!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Radio 2 plays better tunes than radio 1"
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absolutely this

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

Getting home from work and wanting a cup of tea rather than a cold beer.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

When you have a cuppa and say "Oh that hit the spot" as you lower yourself in your wing back chair.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Getting to use a hammer drill and drill two holes yourself

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Joints ache when it gets damp

Coppers look like they should still be in uni

Naps become compulsory

You walk from one room to another and forget what you went in there for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You stand at the bottom of the stairs, take a deep breath and prepare yourself for the climb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can’t get up off the couch without making a groaning noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a young kid gives up their seat for you on the bus.

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

Having a new washing machine.... And the thought of going to bed early in a Sunday.xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Housework is satisfying and you're always the oldest man at the gig

Come and do my housework!

No I cba

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Reading all these and thinking the same things

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By *istretchMan
over a year ago

leeds

When you need your joints replacing

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Housework is satisfying and you're always the oldest man at the gig

Come and do my housework!

No I cba"

Meanie.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

When you have to wee before setting off, needing a wee in the middle and bursting for a wee at the end of every journey

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"When you have to wee before setting off, needing a wee in the middle and bursting for a wee at the end of every journey

Jinx! That’s pretty much what I said!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you can’t get up off the couch without making a groaning noise

When you can't get off the couch.

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

When you have a wee walk away and still need a wee before you even get to the sink to wash your hands

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

When your 10yr old Grandson asks "Were you in the war Grandad"?

Well I was born in 1940

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

When you go upstairs and wonder why you went up there for, shout down to the wife and for get what you shouted down for

Think I need to see a doctor lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You spend more Sunday mornings taking things to the tip rather than recovering or still partying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a child asks you "what's a b side?"

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Lots of things....

Wrinkles...

Grandkids...

Naps...

The list goes on.....

God I need some young cock!!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

When my youngest child turned 28 on Friday, and the eldest turns 30 in a fortnight

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Not switching over when Songs of Praise comes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair loss, wrinkles, hemeroids

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

When you look for ‘young’ guys and that is now the 35 to 45 range.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night, then you’re the oldest swinger in town.

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

When you actually want to put the news on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wisdom....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thirtieth birthday

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

These all sound so familiar (although would always turns Songs of Praise off). Made me chortle

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorting out the garage and finding a C90 cassette!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My thirtieth birthday

Oh, behave!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you buy comfy clothes instead of sexy clothes

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Sorting out the garage and finding a C90 cassette!

I've got loads and loads of them with recordings made at all nighters

Have at least one night a month listening to them.

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

When the kids don't know who take that are

what!!!

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"My son, turning 27 today! "
you just don’t look old enough x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When you don't understand what the students at work are saying. It's like a whole new language!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Got a new lawnmower and was amazed with how good it was....

Still impressed can not wait for the grass to start growing again so I can get the bad boy out my shed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When searching for car insurance today I had to put in my date of birth and had to scroll for daysssss for find year I was born

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

When you walk around a supermarket on a Friday night wondering what to buy smiling at the thought of the days when Friday night meant all you had to worry about was where you were going and who you were hopefully going to pull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my daughter keeps asking me questions that start with “In the olden days......”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knees and ankles sounding like a Phil Collin's drum solo when I go up or down the stairs.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

When your cultural references mean nothing to younger people! Quotes from things like The Fast Show, Harry Enfield, Father Ted, Trigger Happy TV, Bo Selecta etc..

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Lots of things....

Wrinkles...

Grandkids...

Naps...

The list goes on.....

God I need some young cock!!

Can't imagine you struggle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using more and more volterol on my knees, ouch this damp cold weather sucks when you're old.

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"My thirtieth birthday

Oh, behave!!!"

Exactly what I was thinking

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Lots of things....

Wrinkles...

Grandkids...

Naps...

The list goes on.....

God I need some young cock!!

Can't imagine you struggle!"

You'd be surprised....

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Doing my weekly baking and being in bed for 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Steve Wright played a string of songs from my uni days in his "non-stop oldies" segment.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"When your getting a leaf blower as a Christmas present "

Everyone loves a blowjob.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When I creak more than the bed that I'm getting out of

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"When my daughter keeps asking me questions that start with “In the olden days......”

This was all fields when I was a lad

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