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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What three items do you want me to pick up for you?

LMM x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat Nav

Map

Compass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sat Nav

Map

Compass "

Haha, Where's my destination?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sat Nav

Map

Compass

Haha, Where's my destination? "

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheat bag

Lavender oil

Red wine

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sainsbury’s jam donuts. Yorkshire tea bags. Pint of semi skimmed milk.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Do the items all have to be from one shop or else can I send you on a Herculean like trek around the town that would likely make even the late Sir Edmund Hillary give up?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Mozzarella, fresh basil and ripe vine tomatoes. I have olive oil, pepper and salt already.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wheat bag

Lavender oil

Red wine

Thanks

What sort of red would you like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sainsbury’s jam donuts. Yorkshire tea bags. Pint of semi skimmed milk. "

Mmm, good combo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do the items all have to be from one shop or else can I send you on a Herculean like trek around the town that would likely make even the late Sir Edmund Hillary give up?

Haha, as you like, I could do with the exercise, so as long as you list the shops and items, I'll do as you wish

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By *ennedy666999Man
over a year ago

huddersfield

Red wine (merlot)

Some chocolate (dairy milk)

And get ya self somthing nice too ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mozzarella, fresh basil and ripe vine tomatoes. I have olive oil, pepper and salt already.

Oooh, three of my fave fridge staples! On their way!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Mozzarella, fresh basil and ripe vine tomatoes. I have olive oil, pepper and salt already.

Oooh, three of my fave fridge staples! On their way! "

Come and join me. I’ll get a nice drink ready.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Are you going to Tescos, or was that another thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meal for two bottle of wine and direct play

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mozzarella, fresh basil and ripe vine tomatoes. I have olive oil, pepper and salt already.

Oooh, three of my fave fridge staples! On their way!

Come and join me. I’ll get a nice drink ready.

Oooh, yes please! I love a little snack in the afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The i weekend edition

Thai Sweet Chilli Sensations

Henry Westons vintage cider

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you going to Tescos, or was that another thread?

I'll go wherever is needed, I've got all day, and happy to help!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meal for two bottle of wine and direct play

Sorted! What type of wine?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

If they sell boats we could have a nice pleasant ride up the Thames.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I dunno if I can trust you to pick them up MissSheWhoPostsAQuestionAndDoesn'tGiveAnAnswer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dunno if I can trust you to pick them up MissSheWhoPostsAQuestionAndDoesn'tGiveAnAnswer.

Meli Meli Meli! Of course you can trust me, I promise to not give you the wrong order from the wrong shop!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

A bottle of Chablis, another bottle of Chablis, and just to mix things up a little, a bottle of Burgundy please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bottle of Chablis, another bottle of Chablis, and just to mix things up a little, a bottle of Burgundy please

Ooh liking the style of that order, in the trolley it goes! Can't beat a nice Chablis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheat bag

Lavender oil

Red wine

Thanks

What sort of red would you like? "

Rioja please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meal for two bottle of wine and direct play

Sorted! What type of wine? "

Not red gives me a headache

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Bread milk and maltesers please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meal for two bottle of wine and direct play

Sorted! What type of wine?

Not red gives me a headache "

Noted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bread milk and maltesers please

White or brown, and which milk? Jeees, give a girl a hand

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Truffle Butter and Baby wipes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate, moisturiser and some nappies please!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Bread milk and maltesers please

White or brown, and which milk? Jeees, give a girl a hand

Ok then condoms maltesers and a bottle of wine, you choose I'm easy

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Mince pies, bottle of rose wine oh and some mistletoe please

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

A lemon

Butter

& cream please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lemon

Butter

& cream please..."

Oh are you making something super delicious? I want some too!

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"What three items do you want me to pick up for you?

LMM x"

A kebab some beers and baby oil

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"A lemon

Butter

& cream please...

Oh are you making something super delicious? I want some too!

And I want you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I want you!

..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All noted, although GMF, do you'd own dirty work and go collect the lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two pints of love plz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two pints of love plz "

Not sure if tesco sells em, I'll look and let you know

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Could you get me some strawberries, cream and a nice bottle of pink champagne please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could you get me some strawberries, cream and a nice bottle of pink champagne please x"

Oooh, that sounds a lovely evening ahead! Of course

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll go and get my own then

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Chocolate, ice cream and vodka please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll go and get my own then

It's in the basket stroppy pants, hold your horses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chocolate, ice cream and vodka please x

Ooooh lovely combo! X

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Kerry Gold

A loaf of bread (brown)

Orange juice

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I change my order please? I'd like some smarties, the i and a 6 pack of blood orange san pellegrino.

Love you

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Chocolate, ice cream and vodka please x

Ooooh vodka infused ice cream with chocolate on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gordon’s pink gin

Aromatic tonic

Pringles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some ties

Oil for my leather belt

And maybe soothing cream

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Some ties

Oil for my leather belt

And maybe soothing cream

Ta"

Bondage and discipline o’clock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some ties

Oil for my leather belt

And maybe soothing cream

Bondage and discipline o’clock?

Why not? There is a power cut in my area, need to entertain myself until the power comes back.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Some ties

Oil for my leather belt

And maybe soothing cream

Bondage and discipline o’clock?

Why not? There is a power cut in my area, need to entertain myself until the power comes back."

I love a power struggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What three items do you want me to pick up for you?

LMM x"

The spare key I was getting cut,

wine and malteasers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some ties

Oil for my leather belt

And maybe soothing cream

Bondage and discipline o’clock?

Why not? There is a power cut in my area, need to entertain myself until the power comes back.

I love a power struggle.

It’s even better in the dark

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Condoms,

Bottles of water

Blister plasters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kerry Gold

A loaf of bread (brown)

Orange juice

Please

All done, and on their way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I change my order please? I'd like some smarties, the i and a 6 pack of blood orange san pellegrino.

Love you"

ooh loving the San Pell!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gordon’s pink gin

Aromatic tonic

Pringles "

Any ice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some ties

Oil for my leather belt

And maybe soothing cream

Ta"

Fixed it for you, on its way with some candles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sainsbury’s jam donuts. Yorkshire tea bags. Pint of semi skimmed milk.

Mmm, good combo! "

I’ll share the donuts with you. Even make a brew.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What three items do you want me to pick up for you?

LMM x

The spare key I was getting cut,

wine and malteasers...

Couldn't find the shop, so wine and maltesers it is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Condoms,

Bottles of water

Blister plasters"

Durex, Buxton and Compeed. The only brands to trust.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sainsbury’s jam donuts. Yorkshire tea bags. Pint of semi skimmed milk.

Mmm, good combo!

I’ll share the donuts with you. Even make a brew.

Brew and donuts..... Beats my bowl of cereal for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sainsbury’s jam donuts. Yorkshire tea bags. Pint of semi skimmed milk.

Mmm, good combo!

I’ll share the donuts with you. Even make a brew.

Brew and donuts..... Beats my bowl of cereal for dinner

There’s 5 in a bag...... how do we decide who gets the 5th?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Chocolate, ice cream and vodka please x

Ooooh vodka infused ice cream with chocolate on top

Oooh nice x

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Condoms,

Bottles of water

Blister plasters

Durex, Buxton and Compeed. The only brands to trust. "

Close but Evian

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sainsbury’s jam donuts. Yorkshire tea bags. Pint of semi skimmed milk.

Mmm, good combo!

I’ll share the donuts with you. Even make a brew.

Brew and donuts..... Beats my bowl of cereal for dinner

There’s 5 in a bag...... how do we decide who gets the 5th? "

You can have it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're out of bread, we always need milk grab some chocolate for Peach and some Jaffa cakes for yourself. You're a darling

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lolly ice

Curly wurly

Candy floss flavour grapes

please and thank you x

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Is this a follow up to the tesco's thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What three items do you want me to pick up for you?

LMM x

The spare key I was getting cut,

wine and malteasers...

Couldn't find the shop, so wine and maltesers it is! "

I'll just have to meet you in the bar then

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Lolly ice

Curly wurly

Candy floss flavour grapes

please and thank you x"

Candy floss grapes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Satay sauce

Chicken

Potatoes

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We're out of bread, we always need milk grab some chocolate for Peach and some Jaffa cakes for yourself. You're a darling

Fuzz"

Job done, I assumed semi milk, a bought me a metre of jaffas, I have an evening to kill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lolly ice

Curly wurly

Candy floss flavour grapes

please and thank you x"

Curly wurlys, gotta love em!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a follow up to the tesco's thread?

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What three items do you want me to pick up for you?

LMM x

The spare key I was getting cut,

wine and malteasers...

Couldn't find the shop, so wine and maltesers it is!

I'll just have to meet you in the bar then

I'll there already, mine is a rum and ginger ale, if you're asking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lolly ice

Curly wurly

Candy floss flavour grapes

please and thank you x

Candy floss grapes?

They're actually quite lovely, but very sweet. M&S sell them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Satay sauce

Chicken

Potatoes

Cheers

On the way!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Lolly ice

Curly wurly

Candy floss flavour grapes

please and thank you x

Candy floss grapes?

They're actually quite lovely, but very sweet. M&S sell them! "

Learn something new every day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What three items do you want me to pick up for you?

LMM x

The spare key I was getting cut,

wine and malteasers...

Couldn't find the shop, so wine and maltesers it is!

I'll just have to meet you in the bar then

I'll there already, mine is a rum and ginger ale, if you're asking

They are pouring it as I type. Although there was a deal on shots, so there are a couple of those too - didn't think you'd mind

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Cider, condoms & lube please..

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

3 winning lottery tickets please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shopping all done for today.

Have a lovely evening folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mint leaves, sugar cubes & cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're out of bread, we always need milk grab some chocolate for Peach and some Jaffa cakes for yourself. You're a darling

Fuzz

Job done, I assumed semi milk, a bought me a metre of jaffas, I have an evening to kill "

Thanks your mischiefness. Semi's fine but I prefer full. Will a meter be enough

Fuzz

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