FabSwingers.com forum: You're at Tescos

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And want to make the cashier as uncomfortable as possible.

What 3 things do you buy?

Mine is a bunch of bananas, box of magnums and a tube of KY.

Have some fun....and go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baking soda

Eggs

Flour

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Duct tape, cable ties and an extra large Toblerone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for your loss card

Flowers

Lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkey baster

Lube

Paracetamol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And want to make the cashier as uncomfortable as possible.

What 3 things do you buy?

Mine is a bunch of bananas, box of magnums and a tube of KY.

Have some fun....and go!

LOL I love that... so funny

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Cucumber

Condoms

Lube

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Lobs condoms and bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expensive kitchen knife

Large roll of bin bags

Balaclava

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Laxatives

A Funnel

48 glade plug ins

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Sorry for your loss card

Flowers

Lube "

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

Alcohol of any kind.

I then ask why they haven't asked for my age ID

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s a superstore..... a cactus, lube and a large tub of sudocrem.

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

"Expensive kitchen knife

Large roll of bin bags

Balaclava

You're at one of those Tescos that's as big as a town

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cheap, nasty booze

Vaseline

Cucumber

Powdered baby milk.

Then, when they ring up the totals, tell the cashier I don't have enough money. Stare long and hard at all the items, and tell them to put back the kids formula.

3 items, deep uncomfortable silence.

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

"Alcohol of any kind.

I then ask why they haven't asked for my age ID

KM"

This actually works

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

Cucumber, anal lube and condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some rubbers

Lube

And some marigolds then give it to the cashier and say il meet u outside after work

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

"Cheap, nasty booze

Vaseline

Cucumber

Powdered baby milk.

Then, when they ring up the totals, tell the cashier I don't have enough money. Stare long and hard at all the items, and tell them to put back the kids formula.

3 items, deep uncomfortable silence. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube condoms and a bottle of gin

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

"Cucumber

Condoms

Lube"

maybe i should read all the posts before i comment lol

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

A pair of stockings,a banana,marigolds gloves.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Gaffa tape

Carving knife

Carpet and upholstery vanish product

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pair of stockings,a banana,marigolds gloves."

That was an embarrassing trip to Tesco!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An apple pie, a ball of string, and a tin of hot dogs

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I've just posted this on Tattoo thread by mistake

Chicken, Lager and a fishing rod

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Sorry for your loss card

Flowers

Lube "

Oof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box of Kleenex, lube and a copy of horse and hounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've recently discovered that my local Tesco has a Tuesday night cruising pick up time... so I would need to pick up a packet of condoms lube and a hot guy if he catches my attention.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Shame it's not aldi, much more fun with items there.

Pregnancy test kit

Chainsaw

2 wedding rings

Adult nappies

Prune juice

Stool softener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tena pads

butternut squash

lube

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By *oyeurmaxMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Condoms

Coke

mentos

put some mentos in the and watch the eruption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms

Baby oil

One huge aubergine

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

3 grapes each individually bagged

Condoms

Lube

"To a special grandma" birthday card

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Oranges

Duck tape

Clear plastic bags

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Condoms

Pins

Ovulation calculator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anasol cucumber and lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shame it's not aldi, much more fun with items there.

Pregnancy test kit

Chainsaw

2 wedding rings

Adult nappies

Prune juice

Stool softener

At Lidl I could do baby oil, a cucumber and ratchet straps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shovel

gaffer tape

Book ‘ how to murder my boss and get away with it’

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Coffee, sugar and milk

P.s I'm stark bollock naked

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

A small chicken.

Some lube.

A copy of Women's Realm.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Shovel, saw and cable ties

Still naked

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

I'd be more embarrassed shopping in Tesco's...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be more embarrassed shopping in Tesco's...

Ooh you snobs

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"A small chicken.

Some lube.

A copy of Women's Realm. "

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By *illybare partyMan
over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

pharmacy desk

Viagra

Condoms

Cherry flavoured lube

this happened last time i went to a club

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Lie naked on the conveyor belt with a bar code sticker on your cock, balls and bottom.and beep when she scans them.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"I'd be more embarrassed shopping in Tesco's...

Ooh you snobs

I'd embarrass the lady in Waitrose by buying a blended whiskey instead of a single malt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ping pong balls

A jar of Nutella

A Henry Hoover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll of gaffer tape

Pliers

Ky jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wouldn’t be embarrassed she would call security and have you forcibly removed for not meeting the minimum requirements!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Tesco's?

Am I slumming it as well as trying to embarrass the checkout girl?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardly slumming it.

Your pics are all clothes you got in Primark!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Paper

Pencil

Write a note to her saying (inbetweener style) "I want to fuck your fanny off, you twat"

That should work

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By *carlett AllureWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Anusol

Lube

Cucumber

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"And want to make the cashier as uncomfortable as possible.

What 3 things do you buy?

Mine is a bunch of bananas, box of magnums and a tube of KY.

Have some fun....and go!

as a Tesco till bitch I have seen it all and heard worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a cashier, I got challenged once to fondle and oooh over any phallic shaped vegetables that came through the till. I did it for about an hour. People just looked at me like I was nuts

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

There are some brilliant suggestions.

I'm really tempted to try some of them out but 48 Glade air fresheners will be expensive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol some of these are awsome.

48 rolls of toilet paper, anti-diahrrea medication and a box of adult diapers.

And be real nervous/fidgety while paying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of these wouldn’t make me uncomfortable as I’ve worked at tesco before! C’mon guys, make this intriguing!

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By *OXO2018Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Gaffa tape

Lube

Condoms

Cashier "Do you want a receipt?"

Customer "No thanks, don't want a paper trace"

I work for a supermarket not many things shock me now, it's more what you say when buying the stuff...

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

Just stare at cashier and say

"Have you got a book called...How to accept rejection..without killing"

(long pause)

"Well HAVE you"

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I would be dressed in black basque and stockings high heel boots and my long coat

Which has come open slightly, buying condoms, lipstick and nickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cucumber

Lube

Wet wipes

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