FabSwingers.com forum: Chore bore

By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I’m doing chores. I’m feeling unmotivated. What chore is your biggest bore, the one you detest doing? Mine is ironing. Ugh. The heat, the faff, the creases, just ugh.

Also, any tips to motivate me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The greatest hits of Thin Lizzy is bizarrely good ironing music.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Get a man to do it for you.

I'm sure you could persuade him.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"The greatest hits of Thin Lizzy is bizarrely good ironing music. "

Do you want to come and do my ironing, I’ll get the music up on Spotify...?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Get a man to do it for you.

I'm sure you could persuade him.

Well, a very kind man did offer to come and help but I stupidly said no. Regretting that!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Dusting. Just........ can't.......... find........ the........ motivation

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Dusting. Just........ can't.......... find........ the........ motivation "

Nods. Wipe it off into the air, let it resettle again - what’s the bloomin’ point?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Get a man to do it for you.

I'm sure you could persuade him.

Well, a very kind man did offer to come and help but I stupidly said no. Regretting that!

(Smacks lady on arse for being silly)

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I find ironing and vacuuming quite relaxing. Washing the widows is my worst chore. My windows are 6' tall and the base of some of them is 6'above floor level, making the tops of the windows 12' from floor level.

I only have to do the inside, though. Window cleaner does the outside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The greatest hits of Thin Lizzy is bizarrely good ironing music.

Do you want to come and do my ironing, I’ll get the music up on Spotify...?

That's the motivation to do MY ironing. I'll need far more to do yours as well.

And I'm not doing sheets or underwear.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Get a man to do it for you.

I'm sure you could persuade him.

Well, a very kind man did offer to come and help but I stupidly said no. Regretting that!

(Smacks lady on arse for being silly)

Now spanking could motivate me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd do anything if someone came and cleaned my oven

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I find ironing and vacuuming quite relaxing. Washing the widows is my worst chore. My windows are 6' tall and the base of some of them is 6'above floor level, making the tops of the windows 12' from floor level.

I only have to do the inside, though. Window cleaner does the outside!"

“When I’m cleaning windows” - great now that song is stuck in my head!!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"The greatest hits of Thin Lizzy is bizarrely good ironing music.

Do you want to come and do my ironing, I’ll get the music up on Spotify...?

That's the motivation to do MY ironing. I'll need far more to do yours as well.

And I'm not doing sheets or underwear."

Not even if I offer to *use* the sheets and underwear after?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Cleaning skirting boards. It's dull, I spend too much time on my knees and not for a penis.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'd do anything if someone came and cleaned my oven "

Oh god yes! Cleaning the oven and getting chemical smells right up your nose trying to reach all the inside. Yuck! I’m with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The greatest hits of Thin Lizzy is bizarrely good ironing music.

Do you want to come and do my ironing, I’ll get the music up on Spotify...?

That's the motivation to do MY ironing. I'll need far more to do yours as well.

And I'm not doing sheets or underwear.

Not even if I offer to *use* the sheets and underwear after?

That would imply that I'd have to make the bed as well!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Dusting, 'nuff said

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Cleaning skirting boards. It's dull, I spend too much time on my knees and not for a penis."

Surely this is a reason for sprogging, if ever there was one? Sprogs are the right height.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"The greatest hits of Thin Lizzy is bizarrely good ironing music.

Do you want to come and do my ironing, I’ll get the music up on Spotify...?

That's the motivation to do MY ironing. I'll need far more to do yours as well.

And I'm not doing sheets or underwear.

Not even if I offer to *use* the sheets and underwear after?

That would imply that I'd have to make the bed as well!"

In for a penny...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Get a man to do it for you.

I'm sure you could persuade him.

Well, a very kind man did offer to come and help but I stupidly said no. Regretting that!

(Smacks lady on arse for being silly)

Now spanking could motivate me.

Taxi to London please.

Feather duster in hand.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Dusting, 'nuff said

Done, and dusted

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Get a man to do it for you.

I'm sure you could persuade him.

Well, a very kind man did offer to come and help but I stupidly said no. Regretting that!

(Smacks lady on arse for being silly)

Now spanking could motivate me.

Taxi to London please.

Feather duster in hand.

Hurrah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The greatest hits of Thin Lizzy is bizarrely good ironing music.

Do you want to come and do my ironing, I’ll get the music up on Spotify...?

That's the motivation to do MY ironing. I'll need far more to do yours as well.

And I'm not doing sheets or underwear.

Not even if I offer to *use* the sheets and underwear after?

That would imply that I'd have to make the bed as well!

In for a penny..."

I feel used.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"The greatest hits of Thin Lizzy is bizarrely good ironing music.

Do you want to come and do my ironing, I’ll get the music up on Spotify...?

That's the motivation to do MY ironing. I'll need far more to do yours as well.

And I'm not doing sheets or underwear.

Not even if I offer to *use* the sheets and underwear after?

That would imply that I'd have to make the bed as well!

In for a penny...

I feel used. "

It can be arranged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weeding the garden

Everytime it needs doing I usually just think, yeah itll keep til next weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m doing chores. I’m feeling unmotivated. What chore is your biggest bore, the one you detest doing? Mine is ironing. Ugh. The heat, the faff, the creases, just ugh.

Also, any tips to motivate me?

Loud music, a brew break at regular intervals and knowing your house will be lovely and clean when you're done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The greatest hits of Thin Lizzy is bizarrely good ironing music.

Do you want to come and do my ironing, I’ll get the music up on Spotify...?

That's the motivation to do MY ironing. I'll need far more to do yours as well.

And I'm not doing sheets or underwear.

Not even if I offer to *use* the sheets and underwear after?

That would imply that I'd have to make the bed as well!

In for a penny...

I feel used.

It can be arranged. "

Well I'm sure you could drop me a message and let me know how that would go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't call them chores. That word, in itself, has negative connotations and is to be avoided.

I do cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping...

I usually tell myself that if I don't do them we will starve, or walk around in smelly clothing.

People will judge me for not removing the piles of dust (I have a very dusty house), or not cleaning my windows.

When I feel enough shame I tackle the worse of the issues.

Some days I sit and drink tea and don't give a shit.

At this time of year I will put Christmas music on and do little stints at a time.

Back when I was fit and healthy I would plough through the cleaning, laundry and gardening and feel great when it was all neat and tidy, and spick and span.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Weeding the garden

Everytime it needs doing I usually just think, yeah itll keep til next weekend "

I quite like gardening. But on a sunny day, with lots of hot tea and a cake for breaks.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I hate ironing too. The only way I can remotely bear it is to have radio 4 playing with a play or book being read. It gives my mind something to concentrate on while my body carries out the loathsome task

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m doing chores. I’m feeling unmotivated. What chore is your biggest bore, the one you detest doing? Mine is ironing. Ugh. The heat, the faff, the creases, just ugh.

Also, any tips to motivate me?

Loud music, a brew break at regular intervals and knowing your house will be lovely and clean when you're done. "

This is how I’m going; it’s a good plan.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I don't call them chores. That word, in itself, has negative connotations and is to be avoided.

I do cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping...

I usually tell myself that if I don't do them we will starve, or walk around in smelly clothing.

People will judge me for not removing the piles of dust (I have a very dusty house), or not cleaning my windows.

When I feel enough shame I tackle the worse of the issues.

Some days I sit and drink tea and don't give a shit.

At this time of year I will put Christmas music on and do little stints at a time.

Back when I was fit and healthy I would plough through the cleaning, laundry and gardening and feel great when it was all neat and tidy, and spick and span.

You’re right semantics are important. It’s all about framing it correctly. Thank you x

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I hate ironing too. The only way I can remotely bear it is to have radio 4 playing with a play or book being read. It gives my mind something to concentrate on while my body carries out the loathsome task"

I’ve been listening to the radio drama cover of The Thirty-nine Steps!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I’ve been listening to the radio drama cover of The Thirty-nine Steps! "

I love a radio drama

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Dusting, 'nuff said

Done, and dusted

I bought a can of Barry 6 years ago when I moved into this flat, there's still half of it left

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Changing the bed - I just find it to be an overly time consuming, wholly unfulfilling necessity which I perform soullessly on auto pilot

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Get a man to do it for you.

I'm sure you could persuade him.

Well, a very kind man did offer to come and help but I stupidly said no. Regretting that!

(Smacks lady on arse for being silly)

Now spanking could motivate me.

Taxi to London please.

Feather duster in hand.

Hurrah!"

Get those undies on.

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By *aurawallaseyTV/TS
over a year ago

moreton

Just do it naked ! I find if i naked doing a chore i enjoy it more xx

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Cleaning the fish tank. Had to get shut of them.

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