FabSwingers.com forum: *The Sunday dating thread* in association with Spider-Woman

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I've not done one of these for a while so it's that time again!

Fab is filled with lots of single folks looking for a possible connection or just a nice fun time out, so here's your chance!

Get yourself on the thread with a few details of your rough location and about yourself, then see if theres someone on the thread that takes your fancy and send them a message!

What you both get up to is entirely up to yourselves but the idea is to go out for a date together with no commitment or pressure for anything to happen, think of it as a social but what you make of it is up to you!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Well I'm in seeing as it's you Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its worth a try...

Single chunky monkey in Crewe looking for a younger, dark haired hottie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorted for next week, but taking bookings after that.....

.... apply with the words "you're pretty" and I'll see what I can do... ....I love you

(Please see the sarcasm in this message, please...!

)

Nip x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall and curvy gentleman seeking woman that's still breathing (negotiable).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any ladies between 22-27 within 20 miles by any chance

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I'm sure there are more than that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure there are more than that! "

Threesome possible on Tuesday night in Ipswich....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am currently drowning in "fuck me" messages.

But if any women would like to message me, i would appreciate it.

Derbyshire women need not apply, I have standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me out

Like.....with a rifle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me out

Like.....with a rifle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me out

Like.....with a rifle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me out

If I wasn't too old, had a bigger chopper and lived closer I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me out

If I wasn't too old, had a bigger chopper and lived closer I would

How very sweet of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me out

Like.....with a rifle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me out

Like.....with a rifle?

Just wanted to clarify, there was a big misunderstanding the last time someone asked me to take then out.

I'm not going to prison again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midlands, can cook, cannot lick my own elbow but I'll lick yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll throw my hat in the ring! Open to offers ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Midlands, can cook, cannot lick my own elbow but I'll lick yours "

Did you know that almost everyone can lick their elbow. It's just a case of using the right technique

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By *ess guyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Attached guy inverness tattooed prefers a cougar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in pontyclun or Cardiff areas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Midlands, can cook, cannot lick my own elbow but I'll lick yours

Did you know that almost everyone can lick their elbow. It's just a case of using the right technique "

I don't know the right technique then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall lean and louche gentleman (tart) from that London seeks woman of wit and erudition for meaningful weekend long relationship, bondage and tequila.

Not necessarily in that order...

(Bondage is optional, tequila isnt)

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Midlands, can cook, cannot lick my own elbow but I'll lick yours

Did you know that almost everyone can lick their elbow. It's just a case of using the right technique

I don't know the right technique then "

Neither do I. But I will admit to just trying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Midlands, can cook, cannot lick my own elbow but I'll lick yours

Did you know that almost everyone can lick their elbow. It's just a case of using the right technique

I don't know the right technique then

Neither do I. But I will admit to just trying!"

I just had a quick go too and I can lick about half way down my forearm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll dip my toe in ..... seeing as I deleted EVERYONE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Midlands, can cook, cannot lick my own elbow but I'll lick yours

Did you know that almost everyone can lick their elbow. It's just a case of using the right technique

I don't know the right technique then

Neither do I. But I will admit to just trying!

I just had a quick go too and I can lick about half way down my forearm

Put your left hand under your right arm pit and put the elbow on a table then lean your head over and you can lick your elbow. Takes a little stretching but you can do it

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By *ustyLeRouxWoman
over a year ago

Brecon

Am hopefully moving soon so be nice to meet some friendly fabbers near Brecon...

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Midlands, can cook, cannot lick my own elbow but I'll lick yours

Did you know that almost everyone can lick their elbow. It's just a case of using the right technique

I don't know the right technique then

Neither do I. But I will admit to just trying!

I just had a quick go too and I can lick about half way down my forearm

Put your left hand under your right arm pit and put the elbow on a table then lean your head over and you can lick your elbow. Takes a little stretching but you can do it"

Nope, you have either a long tongue, long neck or small arms!

Or maybe I'm the opposite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Midlands, can cook, cannot lick my own elbow but I'll lick yours

Did you know that almost everyone can lick their elbow. It's just a case of using the right technique

I don't know the right technique then

Neither do I. But I will admit to just trying!

I just had a quick go too and I can lick about half way down my forearm

Put your left hand under your right arm pit and put the elbow on a table then lean your head over and you can lick your elbow. Takes a little stretching but you can do it"

This made me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Midlands, can cook, cannot lick my own elbow but I'll lick yours

Did you know that almost everyone can lick their elbow. It's just a case of using the right technique

I don't know the right technique then

Neither do I. But I will admit to just trying!

I just had a quick go too and I can lick about half way down my forearm

Put your left hand under your right arm pit and put the elbow on a table then lean your head over and you can lick your elbow. Takes a little stretching but you can do it

Nope, you have either a long tongue, long neck or small arms!

Or maybe I'm the opposite!"

I can barely get to the crease in my arm like this haha. Must have a small tongue

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Nope, you have either a long tongue, long neck or small arms!

Or maybe I'm the opposite!

I can barely get to the crease in my arm like this haha. Must have a small tongue

Maybe you have long arms...you are quite tall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, you have either a long tongue, long neck or small arms!

Or maybe I'm the opposite!

I can barely get to the crease in my arm like this haha. Must have a small tongue

Maybe you have long arms...you are quite tall!

It's frustrating me now haha I wanna be able to do it!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Not what I was expecting, but bought a laugh imagining all trying to lick their elbows.... if you manage it your a match

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

Single mum in the Staffordshire area looking for a non smoking, non cheating guy for fun & friendship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not what I was expecting, but bought a laugh imagining all trying to lick their elbows.... if you manage it your a match

Bloody impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innnnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hold open doors

I pull out chairs

I pay for dinner ( non of this going Dutch shit )

Old school geezer..looking to wine, dine and 69...

I may not win any beuty contests but if your ever in trouble, you know I'll be there for you.

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By *t-is-meMan
over a year ago

Shipley

I in, Yorkshire area

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Not what I was expecting, but bought a laugh imagining all trying to lick their elbows.... if you manage it your a match

Bloody impossible "

But you tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall lean and louche gentleman (tart) from that London seeks woman of wit and erudition for meaningful weekend long relationship, bondage and tequila.

Not necessarily in that order...

(Bondage is optional, tequila isnt)"

The other way round surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I’m innn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not what I was expecting, but bought a laugh imagining all trying to lick their elbows.... if you manage it your a match

Bloody impossible

But you tried

Yeh, points for effort?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could definitely chill out a bit today. I'm located in South West London, looking for someone to have a nice chat with. Although I'm also pretty hungover, so I'd rather not drink more. So a cafe meeting more than a pub meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, you have either a long tongue, long neck or small arms!

Or maybe I'm the opposite!

I can barely get to the crease in my arm like this haha. Must have a small tongue

Maybe you have long arms...you are quite tall!

It's frustrating me now haha I wanna be able to do it!"

Keep trying, you can do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know that almost everyone can lick their elbow. It's just a case of using the right technique

I don't know the right technique then "

I have a friend who can do it, but he's a contortionist who can pop his shoulders completely out of the socket. I think I'll keep my elbows unlicked rather than try that.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’m very occasionally tempted by a brew with the right company..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, I guess I'm open to the idea.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I’m very occasionally tempted by a brew with the right company..

"
aw you want to take Costa out don't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure many from my area read these threads but here goes.

I'm looking for giggles and snuggles and mind-blowing sex with a nice articulate man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure many from my area read these threads but here goes.

I'm looking for giggles and snuggles and mind-blowing sex with a nice articulate man. "

I can offer giggles and snuggles. If that interests you at all

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I'm not sure many from my area read these threads but here goes.

I'm looking for giggles and snuggles and mind-blowing sex with a nice articulate man. "

I'll blow in your ear if it helps

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london

Birmingham ...lady wanted for wild nights of dancing...only requirement is two legs and a nice smile.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I’m very occasionally tempted by a brew with the right company..

aw you want to take Costa out don't you

Ha ha you know how awkward I am

still waiting for your visit...

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over a year ago

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london

"In

Is that twinned with fuckersdorf in Germany ?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Not what I was expecting, but bought a laugh imagining all trying to lick their elbows.... if you manage it your a match

Bloody impossible

But you tried

Yeh, points for effort?"

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, minus the elbow licking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in, minus the elbow licking "

Don't you wanna lick my elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in, minus the elbow licking

Don't you wanna lick my elbow"

Of all the things to lick and that is what you ask for?

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

"Tall lean and louche gentleman (tart) from that London seeks woman of wit and erudition for meaningful weekend long relationship, bondage and tequila.

Not necessarily in that order...

(Bondage is optional, tequila isnt)"

Darn, I don't drink booze

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

Single, looking for Musketeer look alike (Athos or Aramis)

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By *exybum_30Woman
over a year ago

I’m single & definitely ready to mingle

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Although it does seem to be a but light on the ladies here, I'll throw my hat into the ring as well.

I'm in Redditch, that well-known hub of the universe, looking for good company and sensual experiences

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Single, looking for Musketeer look alike (Athos or Aramis)

KM"

Actually both at the same time please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ho on then see what's its about am in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in, minus the elbow licking

Don't you wanna lick my elbow

Of all the things to lick and that is what you ask for?

I don't like being predictable

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Not what I was expecting, but bought a laugh imagining all trying to lick their elbows.... if you manage it your a match

Bloody impossible

But you tried

Yeh, points for effort?"

The fact that we both tried probably says a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall lean and louche gentleman (tart) from that London seeks woman of wit and erudition for meaningful weekend long relationship, bondage and tequila.

Not necessarily in that order...

(Bondage is optional, tequila isnt)

Darn, I don't drink booze

KM"

Tequila isn't booze. It's cactus based goodness. Basically one of your 5 a day...

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I'm looking for a fwb or casual dating in the west Midlands, someone who will attend chams with me but also have chilled nights in and out with no stress or drama

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Midlands, can cook, cannot lick my own elbow but I'll lick yours "

Wanna have an elbow licking session?

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By *akemepurrWoman
over a year ago

Fife

I’m in. Single with cats... Looking for tall male, gsoh, all own teeth, likes to snuggle on the sofa but not overnight! Mind blowing sex is also a requirement xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derbyshire women need not apply, I have standards "

That's me out then

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’ll dip my toe in ..... seeing as I deleted EVERYONE "

Oh! Welcome back! I recognise those eyes

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm in Leeds...looking for a needle in a haystack

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m in ... I need a new distraction

Single, on the lincs wolds... come get me!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'll throw my ring into the hat.

Looking for a fella, ideally one with a pulse but I can work round that if required, for a brew, a natter and a laugh and potentially an all-expenses-paid golden ticket into my knickers if all goes well. It's a bit like Willy Wonka but without all the industrial injuries and resulting compo claims.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll throw my ring into the hat.

Can you imagine the tabloids? 5 kids lured by sweeties die in horror factory of death.

"there'll be no glass elevators where your going my purple suited chum, cuff him sargent"

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Hello I'm in

Looking for that sexy dominant beast normally wearing a suit.

Tall, athelic with the ooft ooft factor.

You know where I am!!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I'll throw my ring into the hat.

Can you imagine the tabloids? 5 kids lured by sweeties die in horror factory of death.

"there'll be no glass elevators where your going my purple suited chum, cuff him sargent""

I don't think any died, they were just horribly mutilated. Where there's blame, there's a claim you know.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

I'm in.

Leeds or surrounding area.

Take a peek at the old profile and if I fit the bill feel free to send a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are the nice guys in Warwickshire? Looking for a Fwb ideally. Someone to laugh with, cuddle with and who can make my knees go weak when he kisses me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a lovely lady in Bedfordshire, and i can make a cracking cuppa tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall and curvy gentleman seeking woman that's still breathing (negotiable)."

This made me laugh a lot.

I'm in Fife, looking for a fwb, someone to spend some great times with, cuddles, kissing, going out, clubs, meals, well you get the picture I think. From a geographically challenged woman

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By *auce aWoman
over a year ago

shropshire

im in - dating scene is so depressing but lets see what goodies fab can come up with

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm late on show - so if any of you gorgeous ladies aren't taken and fancy a bit of chunkiness then let this lovable chap know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in with fingers crossed

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london

"Single, looking for Musketeer look alike (Athos or Aramis)

KM"

What's wrong with d'artagnan?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

If someone doesn't take me on a date soon I'm going to stamp my feet then throw myself on the floor and scream!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"If someone doesn't take me on a date soon I'm going to stamp my feet then throw myself on the floor and scream! "

Get ya coat. You've pulled. Lol

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"If someone doesn't take me on a date soon I'm going to stamp my feet then throw myself on the floor and scream!

Get ya coat. You've pulled. Lol"

Waaahoooo!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"If someone doesn't take me on a date soon I'm going to stamp my feet then throw myself on the floor and scream!

Get ya coat. You've pulled. Lol

Waaahoooo!"

(Smacks arse as we exit the room)

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"If someone doesn't take me on a date soon I'm going to stamp my feet then throw myself on the floor and scream!

Get ya coat. You've pulled. Lol

Waaahoooo!

(Smacks arse as we exit the room)"

Cheeky!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"If someone doesn't take me on a date soon I'm going to stamp my feet then throw myself on the floor and scream!

Get ya coat. You've pulled. Lol

Waaahoooo!

(Smacks arse as we exit the room)

Cheeky! "

Yes it was - especially after giving it a hard squeeze too. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, it would be nice to at least manage one date this year.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"If someone doesn't take me on a date soon I'm going to stamp my feet then throw myself on the floor and scream!

Get ya coat. You've pulled. Lol

Waaahoooo!

(Smacks arse as we exit the room)

Cheeky!

Yes it was - especially after giving it a hard squeeze too. X"

Calm yourself perv boy!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"If someone doesn't take me on a date soon I'm going to stamp my feet then throw myself on the floor and scream!

Get ya coat. You've pulled. Lol

Waaahoooo!

(Smacks arse as we exit the room)

Cheeky!

Yes it was - especially after giving it a hard squeeze too. X

Calm yourself perv boy!

Boy??? Pffft.

Perv man. Please

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"If someone doesn't take me on a date soon I'm going to stamp my feet then throw myself on the floor and scream!

Get ya coat. You've pulled. Lol

Waaahoooo!

(Smacks arse as we exit the room)

Cheeky!

Yes it was - especially after giving it a hard squeeze too. X

Calm yourself perv boy!

Boy??? Pffft.

Perv man. Please "

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

We're a perfect match. You're a big perv too.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"We're a perfect match. You're a big perv too.

This is true lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"We're a perfect match. You're a big perv too.

This is true lol"

And that was my arse you just squeezed.

You sexy ass lady. X

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"We're a perfect match. You're a big perv too.

This is true lol

And that was my arse you just squeezed.

You sexy ass lady. X"

No, I sneezed and fell over, I used you to get back up, don't get carried away, I'm a gropee, not a groper

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"We're a perfect match. You're a big perv too.

This is true lol

And that was my arse you just squeezed.

You sexy ass lady. X

No, I sneezed and fell over, I used you to get back up, don't get carried away, I'm a gropee, not a groper "

Well. Considering I'm a gentleman I'd happily catch you as you're falling. Showing you I'm a man you want to be around. Xx

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"We're a perfect match. You're a big perv too.

This is true lol

And that was my arse you just squeezed.

You sexy ass lady. X

No, I sneezed and fell over, I used you to get back up, don't get carried away, I'm a gropee, not a groper

Well. Considering I'm a gentleman I'd happily catch you as you're falling. Showing you I'm a man you want to be around. Xx"

I've got quite the large arse, I hope you've been working out

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"We're a perfect match. You're a big perv too.

This is true lol

And that was my arse you just squeezed.

You sexy ass lady. X

No, I sneezed and fell over, I used you to get back up, don't get carried away, I'm a gropee, not a groper

Well. Considering I'm a gentleman I'd happily catch you as you're falling. Showing you I'm a man you want to be around. Xx

I've got quite the large arse, I hope you've been working out "

Oh. You've seen the pic of my lifting skills.

I'll enjoy your 'large arse'. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could do with a pleasant distraction

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Could do with a pleasant distraction

Fancy a game of cards........strip poker?

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Well, I live in Exeter, own teeth and also own some hair. I am mostly working night shifts so nocturnal people will be impressed. I like living the good life and demand only the finest coffee, craft ales and victuals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could do with a pleasant distraction

Fancy a game of cards........strip poker? "

Mate....just stop

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Could do with a pleasant distraction

Fancy a game of cards........strip poker?

Mate....just stop"

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the IOM, Spiderwoman is good to swim! Just saying!!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I think my line must be broken...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could do with a pleasant distraction

Fancy a game of cards........strip poker? "

There is a chill tonight.... I'll politely decline

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Could do with a pleasant distraction

Fancy a game of cards........strip poker?

There is a chill tonight.... I'll politely decline "

It's ok. I've already been told to stop.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Could do with a pleasant distraction

Fancy a game of cards........strip poker?

There is a chill tonight.... I'll politely decline

It's ok. I've already been told to stop.

And I told him off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could do with a pleasant distraction

Fancy a game of cards........strip poker?

There is a chill tonight.... I'll politely decline

It's ok. I've already been told to stop.

And I told him off! "

Yup. I'm on the sofa tonight

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Could do with a pleasant distraction

Fancy a game of cards........strip poker?

There is a chill tonight.... I'll politely decline

It's ok. I've already been told to stop.

And I told him off!

Yup. I'm on the sofa tonight

In the kennel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could do with a pleasant distraction

Fancy a game of cards........strip poker?

There is a chill tonight.... I'll politely decline

It's ok. I've already been told to stop.

And I told him off!

Yup. I'm on the sofa tonight

In the kennel!"

that's the closest emoji to puppy dog eyes

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Could do with a pleasant distraction

Fancy a game of cards........strip poker?

There is a chill tonight.... I'll politely decline

It's ok. I've already been told to stop.

And I told him off!

Yup. I'm on the sofa tonight

In the kennel!

that's the closest emoji to puppy dog eyes "

I can't resist puppy dog eyes, get in bed then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guy looking for sexy female age 23-40 north west

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could do with a pleasant distraction

Fancy a game of cards........strip poker?

There is a chill tonight.... I'll politely decline

It's ok. I've already been told to stop.

And I told him off!

Yup. I'm on the sofa tonight

In the kennel!

that's the closest emoji to puppy dog eyes

I can't resist puppy dog eyes, get in bed then"

Dont worry, there is definitely going to be doggy in bed tonight

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Could do with a pleasant distraction

Fancy a game of cards........strip poker?

There is a chill tonight.... I'll politely decline

It's ok. I've already been told to stop.

And I told him off!

Yup. I'm on the sofa tonight

In the kennel!

that's the closest emoji to puppy dog eyes

I can't resist puppy dog eyes, get in bed then

Dont worry, there is definitely going to be doggy in bed tonight

Oh you stud muffin!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I think my line must be broken..."

That is a damn shame, because from what I can see in your 15 Sept_mber pic, you are absolutely stunning!

Hope you find someone in your stocking for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think my line must be broken...

That is a damn shame, because from what I can see in your 15 Sept_mber pic, you are absolutely stunning!

Hope you find someone in your stocking for Christmas "

I'm going to put a fake leg in her Christmas stocking so theres no room for anything else

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I think my line must be broken...

That is a damn shame, because from what I can see in your 15 Sept_mber pic, you are absolutely stunning!

Hope you find someone in your stocking for Christmas

I'm going to put a fake leg in her Christmas stocking so theres no room for anything else "

You're mean!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the idea of this thread.

A fab "date" with a difference & not just your average social drinks meet.

I am open to suggestions fellas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in meal for one I think

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I’m in meal for one I think "

Sounds abit like come dine with me

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

It’s not Sunday any more, but can I join in?

Not that I’m desperate of course.....ok, maybe just a little

I’ve been doing my own head in long enough - bout time someone shared that burden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in meal for one I think

Sounds abit like come dine with me

You got it

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I'm in, single guy living in Leeds west yorks, more info on my profile any ladies looking for similar and I interest get in touch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I have nothing to lose so let's do this.

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By *pice of life 79Man
over a year ago

lincoln, sleaford , grantham , nottingham

Single guy here in Lincolnshire

Fun to be with and a nice guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come back on sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m always up for a date x

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london

"I’m always up for a date x"

If you were closer I would offer to take you out dancing ??

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I think my bait has fallen off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think my bait has fallen off

I'm hooked....

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I think my bait has fallen off

I'm hooked....

Ohhh I've caught a big one

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I think my bait has fallen off

I'm hooked....

Dammit, missed out again

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I think my bait has fallen off

I'm hooked....

Dammit, missed out again "

His worm is big enough for both

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london

"I think my bait has fallen off

Your very alluring don't need bait ..

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I think my bait has fallen off

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I think my bait has fallen off

I'm hooked....

Dammit, missed out again

His worm is big enough for both

Well, that's cheered me back up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I think my bait has fallen off

I'm hooked....

Dammit, missed out again

His worm is big enough for both

Well, that's cheered me back up "

May I add not that I've seen in person...they do say the camera adds extra

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

If I didn’t live 4-6 hours away from them, there are people I would date the living daylights our of in this thread.

Only if they were cool with that, of course - itd ge creepy and immoral otherwise.

C’mon you lot - just give it all up and move to the wilds of Wales with a herd of alpacas.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I think my bait has fallen off

I'm hooked....

Dammit, missed out again

His worm is big enough for both

Well, that's cheered me back up

May I add not that I've seen in person...they do say the camera adds extra

Oh dear, maybe it's a chipolata

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I think my bait has fallen off

I'm hooked....

Dammit, missed out again

His worm is big enough for both

Well, that's cheered me back up

May I add not that I've seen in person...they do say the camera adds extra

Oh dear, maybe it's a chipolata

I'm waiting to see

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I think my bait has fallen off

I'm hooked....

Dammit, missed out again

His worm is big enough for both

Well, that's cheered me back up

May I add not that I've seen in person...they do say the camera adds extra

Oh dear, maybe it's a chipolata

I'm waiting to see

NIPPY, show us your chipolata!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"If I didn’t live 4-6 hours away from them, there are people I would date the living daylights our of in this thread.

Only if they were cool with that, of course - itd ge creepy and immoral otherwise.

C’mon you lot - just give it all up and move to the wilds of Wales with a herd of alpacas. "

I'm sure they would date the living daylights out of you too

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I think my bait has fallen off

I'm hooked....

Dammit, missed out again

His worm is big enough for both

Well, that's cheered me back up

May I add not that I've seen in person...they do say the camera adds extra

Oh dear, maybe it's a chipolata

I'm waiting to see

NIPPY, show us your chipolata!"

Get it out for the girls...I dare you

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"If I didn’t live 4-6 hours away from them, there are people I would date the living daylights our of in this thread.

Only if they were cool with that, of course - itd ge creepy and immoral otherwise.

C’mon you lot - just give it all up and move to the wilds of Wales with a herd of alpacas.

I'm sure they would date the living daylights out of you too

Until I bored them senseless with my emotional eulogies to mountains and rivers. Possibly mixed in with singing

Seriously - alpacas and a dilapidated cottage on a remote hillside. You’ll love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who said alpacas lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"If I didn’t live 4-6 hours away from them, there are people I would date the living daylights our of in this thread.

Only if they were cool with that, of course - itd ge creepy and immoral otherwise.

C’mon you lot - just give it all up and move to the wilds of Wales with a herd of alpacas.

I'm sure they would date the living daylights out of you too

Until I bored them senseless with my emotional eulogies to mountains and rivers. Possibly mixed in with singing

Seriously - alpacas and a dilapidated cottage on a remote hillside. You’ll love it

Ohhh alpacas....awwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single girl from Inverness here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single girl from Inverness here..

Hello nice to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'm looking on Amazon to buy some alpaccas

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Sorry I'm looking on Amazon to buy some alpaccas

Bugger off - I started the alpaca thing. I get the first chance at winning Sparkle’s heart with weird looking animals on a remote hillside

Unless you were referring to me, in which case - how lovely....our new life together will be very special

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