FabSwingers.com forum: Girls- what would you do if you had a dick for a day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have 24 hours of having a penis- what do you do with it? :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helicopter for every single second

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Windmill....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helicopter for every single second

beat me to it

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Is it a good long one? I'd try to stick it in my own bum.

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

Can I cum in my mouth competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it to make ALL my decisions... That's what you guys use it for, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a good long one? I'd try to stick it in my own bum. "

That can be painful

So I’ve heard

From a friend

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

"Use it to make ALL my decisions... That's what you guys use it for, right?

Hahahahaha made me chuckle

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Do I still have my vag or do I get balls too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would find a hot man who likes a penis and try it out on him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure it against every item I could find and post on fab

Sky remote

Lynx tin. Etc..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use it to make ALL my decisions... That's what you guys use it for, right?

Correct. Which channel to watch, what to have for dinner, which political party to vote for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helicopter for every single second

Girls, Porky. He said girls, and you already have one.

I'm guessing you do a bit of windmilling yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have a line of women waiting to suck it.

They would all want me to splunk on their faces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shag as many men as i could who liked cock of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helicopter for every single second

Girls, Porky. He said girls, and you already have one.

I'm guessing you do a bit of windmilling yourself?"

No one had replied - I was helping a fella out

Any chance I get - I’m looking to go on dragons den - renewable penis energy

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *otfabcouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Surely the answer should be:

Send Cock pics! Lmao!

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By *otfabcouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Surely the answer should be:

Send Cock pics! Lmao!

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By *adyHWoman
over a year ago

South Glos

"Measure it against every item I could find and post on fab

Sky remote

Lynx tin. Etc..

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haha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use it to make ALL my decisions... That's what you guys use it for, right?

Correct. Which channel to watch, what to have for dinner, which political party to vote for...

It's why you give it a name, no-one wants a stranger controlling their entire life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would send a picture of it to every single man who did that to me. To see if they like it...

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Is it a good long one? I'd try to stick it in my own bum. "

Its a penis. Not a spare arm.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

If I was a woman and had a dick for one day I'd.....

.... Play with my tits all day

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Is it a good long one? I'd try to stick it in my own bum.

Its a penis. Not a spare arm."

I've seen it done before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly have a wank...and then have sex with a man...

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Take lots of pics of it and send them out with "??" Attached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go fuck Dana2000, see how tight her pussy and ass feel?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'd go fuck Dana2000, see how tight her pussy and ass feel? "

Taxi to stonehenge please.

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

Tell every woman am vvwe and am going to ruin them then just sit at home wank onto my black ipad cover so you could see my heavy load

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would dress it up in cute costumes. Oh and I'd take a photo of it between a sliced brioche bun with melted cheese and tomato ketchup. My little hotdog buddy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would dress it up in cute costumes. Oh and I'd take a photo of it between a sliced brioche bun with melted cheese and tomato ketchup. My little hotdog buddy!!

Melted????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would dress it up in cute costumes. Oh and I'd take a photo of it between a sliced brioche bun with melted cheese and tomato ketchup. My little hotdog buddy!!

Melted????

Yeah I wouldn't be a little bitch about my penis like all of you men are. I'd be sticking it under the grill to melt the cheese!! And you can squeeze my balls hard for some jizz juice.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

She would probably just wish she could also have the balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was a big one I would put on a pair of tight, black pvc trousers and ride the tube whilst holding onto the hanging strap hand holds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Measure it against every item I could find and post on fab

Sky remote

Lynx tin. Etc..

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Hahahaha this one got me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go fuck Dana2000, see how tight her pussy and ass feel? "

If you need a second opinion on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a dick for 9 years ....

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I would dress it up in cute costumes. Oh and I'd take a photo of it between a sliced brioche bun with melted cheese and tomato ketchup. My little hotdog buddy!!

Melted????

Yeah I wouldn't be a little bitch about my penis like all of you men are. I'd be sticking it under the grill to melt the cheese!! And you can squeeze my balls hard for some jizz juice. "

You'd only do it once

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Probably say "Where the fuck did that come from?"

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I'd hug it and kiis it and call it George.

Probably wank until the top looked like a chupa chup in all honesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a good long one? I'd try to stick it in my own bum.

That can be painful

So I’ve heard

From a friend

It can be bloody impossible! Either you can bend it to your butt and it's too floppy to shove in OR it's stiff enough to shove in, but then you couldn't get the bend?

Actually it MAY be possible...When on the flip and with the help of a shoehorn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd hug it and kiis it and call it George.

Probably wank until the top looked like a chupa chup in all honesty"

Lost a mouthful of coffee there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go fuck Dana2000, see how tight her pussy and ass feel?

If you need a second opinion on that

Ooooh Mr Monkey, I would value a further opinion from you

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By *carlett AllureWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Wank, send dick picks, fuck, this is all after calling an emergency coffee morning with my girlfriends just so I could show them in the flesh

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I'd try a glory hole

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"I'd hug it and kiis it and call it George.

Probably wank until the top looked like a chupa chup in all honesty

Lost a mouthful of coffee there

Lol sorry, not sorry

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"You have 24 hours of having a penis- what do you do with it? :p "

Ride it

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"You have 24 hours of having a penis- what do you do with it? :p

Ride it"
. And some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tuck it between my legs and pretend I had a fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd tuck it between my legs and pretend I had a fanny

I do that too!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’d probably be really ungrateful and wish for my vagina back.

Being the proud owner of a strap on I can 90% say that ladies have the better sex deal.

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I’d probably be really ungrateful and wish for my vagina back.

Being the proud owner of a strap on I can 90% say that ladies have the better sex deal. "
ahh lol

Now that statement should open up a big debate, lol

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I’d probably be really ungrateful and wish for my vagina back.

Being the proud owner of a strap on I can 90% say that ladies have the better sex deal. ahh lol

Now that statement should open up a big debate, lol"

Made a thread for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make as many videos of me wanking and fill up fab updates for the next month or two

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Get paid 25 percent more than I do now for doing the same job

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