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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tasty it is

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bottle of Corona please....whats the catch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bottle of Corona please....whats the catch? "

Will tell you after another 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

San Miguel guv!

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By *YLINDERCouple
over a year ago

CARDIFF

got any free wine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"got any free wine? "

I might have what colour do you want?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"San Miguel guv! "

Ice cold one for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing is free!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bottle of Corona please....whats the catch?

Will tell you after another 7 "

see i knew they werent free

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing is free!"

Free love, free air, free hanging balls

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'm not stupid... I'm only accepting the free beer if there's something in it (not in the beer) for me.

So, will you rub your cock up and down my vulva whilst I drink the beer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bottle of Corona please....whats the catch?

Will tell you after another 7 see i knew they werent free "

Im flush! Had my bonus and got a new beer fridge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not stupid... I'm only accepting the free beer if there's something in it (not in the beer) for me.

So, will you rub your cock up and down my vulva whilst I drink the beer?"

You did spell that right?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Beer is innocent? It was framed all along?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing is free!

Free love, free air, free hanging balls "

Ok a Bud and a cold oner from the back but keep your balls in your pants thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont like beer, what else you got?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I'm not stupid... I'm only accepting the free beer if there's something in it (not in the beer) for me.

So, will you rub your cock up and down my vulva whilst I drink the beer?

You did spell that right? "

To the best of my knowledge I did... though it is getting late.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not stupid... I'm only accepting the free beer if there's something in it (not in the beer) for me.

So, will you rub your cock up and down my vulva whilst I drink the beer?

You did spell that right?

To the best of my knowledge I did... though it is getting late."

I was worried you might want me to rub my cock over a 4 wheeled sweetish estate car for a minute.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dont like beer, what else you got?"
Gin vodka and turps. I gets it duty free.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I'm not stupid... I'm only accepting the free beer if there's something in it (not in the beer) for me.

So, will you rub your cock up and down my vulva whilst I drink the beer?

You did spell that right?

To the best of my knowledge I did... though it is getting late.

I was worried you might want me to rub my cock over a 4 wheeled sweetish estate car for a minute. "

Whatever tickles your fancy....... but can you do it after my vulva... break dust is a bitch to get off the clit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not stupid... I'm only accepting the free beer if there's something in it (not in the beer) for me.

So, will you rub your cock up and down my vulva whilst I drink the beer?

You did spell that right?

To the best of my knowledge I did... though it is getting late.

I was worried you might want me to rub my cock over a 4 wheeled sweetish estate car for a minute.

Whatever tickles your fancy....... but can you do it after my vulva... break dust is a bitch to get off the clit."

How........ err Fuck!!!! Ok when and what the fuck were you doing to get break dust on your clit?

Oh and i would prefer the vulva any day to a volvo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing is free!

Free love, free air, free hanging balls

Ok a Bud and a cold oner from the back but keep your balls in your pants thanks. "

Here you are ice cold too. Nothing like having a big beer fridge that holds it at 1 deg C

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

How........ err Fuck!!!! Ok when and what the fuck were you doing to get break dust on your clit?

"

Come around, I'll show ya'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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How........ err Fuck!!!! Ok when and what the fuck were you doing to get break dust on your clit?

Come around, I'll show ya' "

Oo your a sweet talker you are! Im intrigued enough to find out though i would bet your clit has not seen break dust by choice.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

How........ err Fuck!!!! Ok when and what the fuck were you doing to get break dust on your clit?

Come around, I'll show ya'

Oo your a sweet talker you are! Im intrigued enough to find out though i would bet your clit has not seen break dust by choice. "

There must be break dust........... there's no way anyone can make this many skid marks and not make break dust.

So, how long will it take you to get here my sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

How........ err Fuck!!!! Ok when and what the fuck were you doing to get break dust on your clit?

Come around, I'll show ya'

Oo your a sweet talker you are! Im intrigued enough to find out though i would bet your clit has not seen break dust by choice.

There must be break dust........... there's no way anyone can make this many skid marks and not make break dust.

So, how long will it take you to get here my sweet "

Wish you had asked before i started on a beer fridge!

Any taxi drivers in here?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

There's always a feckin' excuse isn't there........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's always a feckin' excuse isn't there........ "

Im still off tommora i will be round to do some rubbin for breakfast.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Send me a face pic and I'll consider making a heels on wheels call.... only coz I'm gagging for a bit of cock and can't bring myself to go into chat.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

For god's sake man! Don't stop posting in here, they'll all know we are planning a booty call.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For god's sake man! Don't stop posting in here, they'll all know we are planning a booty call."

Im doin my best i was trying not to upset grandad!

You dont have fish do you?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"For god's sake man! Don't stop posting in here, they'll all know we are planning a booty call.

Im doin my best i was trying not to upset grandad!

You dont have fish do you? "

Yes... silver ones on the kitchen floor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For god's sake man! Don't stop posting in here, they'll all know we are planning a booty call.

Im doin my best i was trying not to upset grandad!

You dont have fish do you?

Yes... silver ones on the kitchen floor."

I'll bring some bigger ones with me then.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Half a shandy for me, then I'll be on my merry way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Half a shandy for me, then I'll be on my merry way. "

Pork scratchings to add to it? Bags on the wall.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Half a shandy for me, then I'll be on my merry way.

Pork scratchings to add to it? Bags on the wall. "

I'm only leaning on it as there's no where to sit!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Half a shandy for me, then I'll be on my merry way.

Pork scratchings to add to it? Bags on the wall.

I'm only leaning on it as there's no where to sit!"

Fancy that. Ron's got the paper sheets to hand but nowhere to sit. Oh, sit, sorry.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Half a shandy for me, then I'll be on my merry way.

Pork scratchings to add to it? Bags on the wall.

I'm only leaning on it as there's no where to sit!"

My face is readily available.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Half a shandy for me, then I'll be on my merry way.

Pork scratchings to add to it? Bags on the wall.

I'm only leaning on it as there's no where to sit!

My face is readily available. "

Have you got a big nose? If not can you hold a dildo in your teeth?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Half a shandy for me, then I'll be on my merry way.

Pork scratchings to add to it? Bags on the wall.

I'm only leaning on it as there's no where to sit!

My face is readily available.

Have you got a big nose? If not can you hold a dildo in your teeth?"

I can do better.

yours

Pinocchio

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Not a big nose, but my shandy may well explode.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Half a shandy for me, then I'll be on my merry way.

Pork scratchings to add to it? Bags on the wall.

I'm only leaning on it as there's no where to sit!

My face is readily available.

Have you got a big nose? If not can you hold a dildo in your teeth?

I can do better.

yours

Pinocchio"

Now there's a thought.

Tell me you love me 12 times.... just make sure you say the last 3 slowly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well after my near death experience I am opening the hard stuff. Anyone want a sniffta?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large vodka please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Large vodka please "

Ice and a slice?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

chivas on the rocks please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large vodka please

Ice and a slice? "

Hold the ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"chivas on the rocks please"

You will have to make do with Talisker but its a nice 20yr old bottle

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"chivas on the rocks please

You will have to make do with Talisker but its a nice 20yr old bottle "

lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well after my near death experience I am opening the hard stuff. Anyone want a sniffta? "
I've been tee total since March, but after that drama I'll have a pint, Whisky please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well after my near death experience I am opening the hard stuff. Anyone want a sniffta? I've been tee total since March, but after that drama I'll have a pint, Whisky please "

Malt or blended? On my second and the andrex is in the freezer for later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well after my near death experience I am opening the hard stuff. Anyone want a sniffta? I've been tee total since March, but after that drama I'll have a pint, Whisky please

Malt or blended? On my second and the andrex is in the freezer for later. "

I mix them both together my nerves are jangling Ron

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well after my near death experience I am opening the hard stuff. Anyone want a sniffta? I've been tee total since March, but after that drama I'll have a pint, Whisky please

Malt or blended? On my second and the andrex is in the freezer for later. I mix them both together my nerves are jangling Ron"

Ice?

One min just need to check what that noise was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well after my near death experience I am opening the hard stuff. Anyone want a sniffta? I've been tee total since March, but after that drama I'll have a pint, Whisky please

Malt or blended? On my second and the andrex is in the freezer for later. I mix them both together my nerves are jangling Ron

Ice?

One min just need to check what that noise was. "

Oh fuck not again, I'll be as bad as ever on the drink again.... I two cubes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well after my near death experience I am opening the hard stuff. Anyone want a sniffta? I've been tee total since March, but after that drama I'll have a pint, Whisky please

Malt or blended? On my second and the andrex is in the freezer for later. I mix them both together my nerves are jangling Ron

Ice?

One min just need to check what that noise was. Oh fuck not again, I'll be as bad as ever on the drink again.... I two cubes please"

Just the cat from down the road pissin on the bins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well after my near death experience I am opening the hard stuff. Anyone want a sniffta? I've been tee total since March, but after that drama I'll have a pint, Whisky please

Malt or blended? On my second and the andrex is in the freezer for later. I mix them both together my nerves are jangling Ron

Ice?

One min just need to check what that noise was. Oh fuck not again, I'll be as bad as ever on the drink again.... I two cubes please

Just the cat from down the road pissin on the bins. "

PPhheewwww thought it was a rat in the crisps, you have to admit it is a bit of a shit hole......

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