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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I’m laying here and the house is quiet and all I can hear is scurrying overhead! Sounds like they are having a great time up there in my loft the furry little fookers!

I’m absolutely terrified to investigate and my moggy Pablo is useless he’d probably run a mile if he spotted a mouse.

Anyone else had issues with little house guests?

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By *heekyweebissimWoman
over a year ago

fife,


"So I’m laying here and the house is quiet and all I can hear is scurrying overhead! Sounds like they are having a great time up there in my loft the furry little fookers!

I’m absolutely terrified to investigate and my moggy Pablo is useless he’d probably run a mile if he spotted a mouse.

Anyone else had issues with little house guests?"

I used to have a wee one that visited when it got cold, only ever seemed to be one and no damage done, I may have left the odd bit or crust for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’m laying here and the house is quiet and all I can hear is scurrying overhead! Sounds like they are having a great time up there in my loft the furry little fookers!

I’m absolutely terrified to investigate and my moggy Pablo is useless he’d probably run a mile if he spotted a mouse.

Anyone else had issues with little house guests?

I used to have a wee one that visited when it got cold, only ever seemed to be one and no damage done, I may have left the odd bit or crust for it "

I had them 2 years ago only 2 of them I think, nothing last year but I can hear scurrying when I’m in bed and house is quiet so I know they are back. I will buy some poison.

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3


"So I’m laying here and the house is quiet and all I can hear is scurrying overhead! Sounds like they are having a great time up there in my loft the furry little fookers!

I’m absolutely terrified to investigate and my moggy Pablo is useless he’d probably run a mile if he spotted a mouse.

Anyone else had issues with little house guests?

I used to have a wee one that visited when it got cold, only ever seemed to be one and no damage done, I may have left the odd bit or crust for it

I had them 2 years ago only 2 of them I think, nothing last year but I can hear scurrying when I’m in bed and house is quiet so I know they are back. I will buy some poison. "

Try and find the holes and fill them up. Normally a few of them if you spot one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one which used to squeeze in through a damaged air brick in the kitchen. We would find the bin liner in tatters where the little devil had climbed in and out of the bin!

When we came home from holiday and I put a fresh bin liner in the bin, the poor thing was dead at the bottom. He hadn't been able to climb out without the bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best way to look at it if you have mice you don’t have rats - or that’s what my mam used to say lol

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Yes

Easy to fix yourself

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"So I’m laying here and the house is quiet and all I can hear is scurrying overhead! Sounds like they are having a great time up there in my loft the furry little fookers!

I’m absolutely terrified to investigate and my moggy Pablo is useless he’d probably run a mile if he spotted a mouse.

Anyone else had issues with little house

guests?"

U have a cat called pablo? Spanish is he ? Looks good but totally shit at delivering the goods ?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"So I’m laying here and the house is quiet and all I can hear is scurrying overhead! Sounds like they are having a great time up there in my loft the furry little fookers!

I’m absolutely terrified to investigate and my moggy Pablo is useless he’d probably run a mile if he spotted a mouse.

Anyone else had issues with little house guests?"

Yes. I told him to let himself out. Fab tall he was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep i got some traps killed a couple they soon moved house

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By *ueen of sleezeWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Rats and mice dont bother me i can live with them

Spiders aaarrrggghhh no they scare me

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"So I’m laying here and the house is quiet and all I can hear is scurrying overhead! Sounds like they are having a great time up there in my loft the furry little fookers!

I’m absolutely terrified to investigate and my moggy Pablo is useless he’d probably run a mile if he spotted a mouse.

Anyone else had issues with little house guests?"

Could be worse

We have a squirrel atm

His days are numbered

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

We normally get one in during winter. We live on a main road and have train lines at the back - natorius little shits they are. Peanut butter on top of a poison bag normally makes the little shit die!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m having anxiety over them now, imagining hundreds of them all taking residence in my home. I shall be hunting down any signs of entry tomorrow and eviction notices shall be served

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move house, it’s the only solution.

I hate mice, they scare the fuck out of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut butter in a snappy mouse trap....

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"I’m having anxiety over them now, imagining hundreds of them all taking residence in my home. I shall be hunting down any signs of entry tomorrow and eviction notices shall be served "

Need to deal with the live one or two in the attic ... before they start multiplying

Pest-stop-sure-set plastic traps - screwfix or toolstation £5 for 2.

Set them with peanut butter - in the attic - during the day (before evening)

Check next morning - or you may even hear the traps going off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've read the comments and surprised no one else has said this!!!

There's a moose loose aboot this house!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m having anxiety over them now, imagining hundreds of them all taking residence in my home. I shall be hunting down any signs of entry tomorrow and eviction notices shall be served

Need to deal with the live one or two in the attic ... before they start multiplying

Pest-stop-sure-set plastic traps - screwfix or toolstation £5 for 2.

Set them with peanut butter - in the attic - during the day (before evening)

Check next morning - or you may even hear the traps going off "

Shudder!

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"I’m having anxiety over them now, imagining hundreds of them all taking residence in my home. I shall be hunting down any signs of entry tomorrow and eviction notices shall be served

Need to deal with the live one or two in the attic ... before they start multiplying

Pest-stop-sure-set plastic traps - screwfix or toolstation £5 for 2.

Set them with peanut butter - in the attic - during the day (before evening)

Check next morning - or you may even hear the traps going off

Shudder!"

Oddly satisfying

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3


"Rats and mice dont bother me i can live with them

Spiders aaarrrggghhh no they scare me "

I can't stand the scratching. Drives me barmy at night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Move house, it’s the only solution.

I hate mice, they scare the fuck out of me."

The other year I was minding my own business and I spotted a tiny one just sitting ontop of a candle by my fire place! I couldn’t believe it! Thought they’d gone for good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rats and mice dont bother me i can live with them

Spiders aaarrrggghhh no they scare me

I can't stand the scratching. Drives me barmy at night! "

Yes iys really annoying me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rats and mice dont bother me i can live with them

Spiders aaarrrggghhh no they scare me

I can't stand the scratching. Drives me barmy at night! "

I Used to have a pair of mice as pets when I was younger

Not allowed to get pet rats though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m having anxiety over them now, imagining hundreds of them all taking residence in my home. I shall be hunting down any signs of entry tomorrow and eviction notices shall be served

Need to deal with the live one or two in the attic ... before they start multiplying

Pest-stop-sure-set plastic traps - screwfix or toolstation £5 for 2.

Set them with peanut butter - in the attic - during the day (before evening)

Check next morning - or you may even hear the traps going off

Shudder!

Oddly satisfying "

To think I used to like you, Trevor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Move house, it’s the only solution.

I hate mice, they scare the fuck out of me.

The other year I was minding my own business and I spotted a tiny one just sitting ontop of a candle by my fire place! I couldn’t believe it! Thought they’d gone for good "

Oh god

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

If you do find any little holes they can use to get in and out it's recommended to fill the holes with wire wool as they can't make their way through that

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

There was a song about a mouse wasn't there? Lived on a stair. Wore clogs?

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"There was a song about a mouse wasn't there? Lived on a stair. Wore clogs? "

A windmill in old Amsterdam - Ronnie Hilton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh nooo I'd hate hearing them above me with their little feets running around!!

I once found a tiny mouse in the kitchen when I went down late one night to get a glass of milk. I nearly shit in my pants. I never saw the mouse again thankfully!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh nooo I'd hate hearing them above me with their little feets running around!!

I once found a tiny mouse in the kitchen when I went down late one night to get a glass of milk. I nearly shit in my pants. I never saw the mouse again thankfully! "

I think you could write anything and I'd still find it arousing....

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Peanut butter in a snappy mouse trap.... "

works a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanut butter in a snappy mouse trap....

works a treat "

It's when you find success in the morning and have to get the fucker out with a stuff tail.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanut butter in a snappy mouse trap....

works a treat

It's when you find success in the morning and have to get the fucker out with a stuff tail....."

Aw noooo I remember my partner said he would find it and kill it and I was threatening to leave him lmaooo. I'd feel awful killing a little mouse. But I guess sometimes you have to do what you have to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanut butter in a snappy mouse trap....

works a treat

It's when you find success in the morning and have to get the fucker out with a stuff tail.....

Aw noooo I remember my partner said he would find it and kill it and I was threatening to leave him lmaooo. I'd feel awful killing a little mouse. But I guess sometimes you have to do what you have to do. "

Saves on washing shit out of your pants....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I killed a mouse for a woman I ended up marrying the woman got divorced and lost the house in the divorce.

Why am I telling you this?

Karma is a bitch. Leave the poor mouse alone. Its not hurting you!

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3


"Move house, it’s the only solution.

I hate mice, they scare the fuck out of me.

The other year I was minding my own business and I spotted a tiny one just sitting ontop of a candle by my fire place! I couldn’t believe it! Thought they’d gone for good "

You can kinda smell them as well, they have a scent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat keeps bringing them in, sometimes she kills it and leaves it on the stairs. Other times she let's it loose and chases it around the house

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

I don't like or agree with poison because if the poison isn't an instant kill (often it's not) the mouse can leave & a cat can end up eating it & be poisoned.

I had mice years ago & 2 cats, figured out they were under the kitchen cupboards so took the lower panels off so the cats could get to them & lowered their food Few weeks later & god knows how many mice problems solved.

I'd put the cat in the attic with water, litter tray & a little food every day. he'll get hungry & hunt.

Nature's way is the best way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This happened in my parents house you don't need to kill them. You can get a thing you plug in the wall that's makes a noise where it deters them.

You can also get a trap which doesn't kill them and then you can release them into the wild you have to be a heartless bastard to kill them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This happened in my parents house you don't need to kill them. You can get a thing you plug in the wall that's makes a noise where it deters them.

You can also get a trap which doesn't kill them and then you can release them into the wild you have to be a heartless bastard to kill them "

I know right. They are so cute with their little noses and whiskers

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I thought I had a mouse in my house last year. It turned out to be a rat in the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I had a mouse in my house last year. It turned out to be a rat in the kitchen."

So what you gonna do? Gonna fix that rat?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I had ants in my kitchen. Not a vast amount but enough to make me freak out. Rentokil solved the problem for £300. Worth every penny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They love chocolate. Bit of chocolate in a trap= problem solved.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Friends of mine ran a B&B in Northern Vermont in the USA till a year ago.

Their issues over there weren't with mice. Instead, it was raccoons who'd be able to tip the rubbish bins over to get to waste food.

Then the skunks would visit, but would spray the area with their foul stench territory spray.

In heavy snowfall times, grizzly bears would venture down, and knock over the Industrial waste Bins. At times, if they could smell cooking odours from the Kitchens, they'd try to smash their way through the rear doors of the property.

Worse still, was when a pack of wolves were disturbed one morning rooting through the upended bins but refused to leave, instead waiting at each exit door around the place. My friends had to call the authorities who sent Wildlife Rangers immediately to disperse the pack.

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I live in an old house and sometimes hear them between the lath walls. Never seen one yet but I have seen a few peppercorns lying about. Or what I thought was lol

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Mice and rats are incontinent so make sure you clean where ever they have been, we don't get them indoors as we have feral cats and terriers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’m laying here and the house is quiet and all I can hear is scurrying overhead! Sounds like they are having a great time up there in my loft the furry little fookers!

I’m absolutely terrified to investigate and my moggy Pablo is useless he’d probably run a mile if he spotted a mouse.

Anyone else had issues with little house guests?

Could be worse

We have a squirrel atm

His days are numbered "
lol hey they are wirey lil buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live in an old house and sometimes hear them between the lath walls. Never seen one yet but I have seen a few peppercorns lying about. Or what I thought was lol "

Until you tasted them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought about getting a snake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought about getting a snake? "

Is this like there was an old lady who swallowed a fly....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought about getting a snake?

Is this like there was an old lady who swallowed a fly....?"

It could be, you could get a mongoose to kill the snake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a mouse is cute leave her be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought about getting a snake?

Is this like there was an old lady who swallowed a fly....?

It could be, you could get a mongoose to kill the snake... "

That explains our mongoose infestation then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought about getting a snake?

Is this like there was an old lady who swallowed a fly....?

It could be, you could get a mongoose to kill the snake...

That explains our mongoose infestation then!"

I know someone who can get you a coyote...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my auntie had just given birth to my cousin I was staying over. She was walking bare feet in the kitchen and stood on one of my cousins finger puppets.

Or so she thought

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"So I’m laying here and the house is quiet and all I can hear is scurrying overhead! Sounds like they are having a great time up there in my loft the furry little fookers!

I’m absolutely terrified to investigate and my moggy Pablo is useless he’d probably run a mile if he spotted a mouse.

Anyone else had issues with little house guests?"

Living in the country you get it a lot, buy off amazon a carton of rat poison, it comes in a tub and there are packs of poison, sprinkle this up in your loft a couple of days later they will be gone, After this you need to check how they got in to ensure you keep them away. Note the poison will kill the whole nest of them!!

But can kill pets to so keep it in a safe place!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought about getting a snake?

Is this like there was an old lady who swallowed a fly....?

It could be, you could get a mongoose to kill the snake...

That explains our mongoose infestation then!

I know someone who can get you a coyote... "

I'm so glad I met you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’m laying here and the house is quiet and all I can hear is scurrying overhead! Sounds like they are having a great time up there in my loft the furry little fookers!

I’m absolutely terrified to investigate and my moggy Pablo is useless he’d probably run a mile if he spotted a mouse.

Anyone else had issues with little house guests?

Living in the country you get it a lot, buy off amazon a carton of rat poison, it comes in a tub and there are packs of poison, sprinkle this up in your loft a couple of days later they will be gone, After this you need to check how they got in to ensure you keep them away. Note the poison will kill the whole nest of them!!

But can kill pets to so keep it in a safe place!!

"

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Because Stella killed all the poor fuckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’m laying here and the house is quiet and all I can hear is scurrying overhead! Sounds like they are having a great time up there in my loft the furry little fookers!

I’m absolutely terrified to investigate and my moggy Pablo is useless he’d probably run a mile if he spotted a mouse.

Anyone else had issues with little house guests?"

No Issues here, apart from begging for treats... I also have a Pablo... He is a hooded fancy mouse

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"So I’m laying here and the house is quiet and all I can hear is scurrying overhead! Sounds like they are having a great time up there in my loft the furry little fookers!

I’m absolutely terrified to investigate and my moggy Pablo is useless he’d probably run a mile if he spotted a mouse.

Anyone else had issues with little house guests?

Living in the country you get it a lot, buy off amazon a carton of rat poison, it comes in a tub and there are packs of poison, sprinkle this up in your loft a couple of days later they will be gone, After this you need to check how they got in to ensure you keep them away. Note the poison will kill the whole nest of them!!

But can kill pets to so keep it in a safe place!!

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Because Stella killed all the poor fuckers!

"

You try sleeping when you’ve got a rodent infestation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’m laying here and the house is quiet and all I can hear is scurrying overhead! Sounds like they are having a great time up there in my loft the furry little fookers!

I’m absolutely terrified to investigate and my moggy Pablo is useless he’d probably run a mile if he spotted a mouse.

Anyone else had issues with little house guests?

Living in the country you get it a lot, buy off amazon a carton of rat poison, it comes in a tub and there are packs of poison, sprinkle this up in your loft a couple of days later they will be gone, After this you need to check how they got in to ensure you keep them away. Note the poison will kill the whole nest of them!!

But can kill pets to so keep it in a safe place!!

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Because Stella killed all the poor fuckers!

You try sleeping when you’ve got a rodent infestation "

Hey. I can't even sleep without one! Gone through the whole night without a wink

I would hate to have a rodent infestation. Almost as bad as my home having a rodent infestation

Not being serious. Just ban'uh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’m laying here and the house is quiet and all I can hear is scurrying overhead! Sounds like they are having a great time up there in my loft the furry little fookers!

I’m absolutely terrified to investigate and my moggy Pablo is useless he’d probably run a mile if he spotted a mouse.

Anyone else had issues with little house guests?

No Issues here, apart from begging for treats... I also have a Pablo... He is a hooded fancy mouse "

Awww you have a Pablo mouse? That’s so cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had mice and squirrels before cant bring myself to harm them.

What I did was get a blanket that I had put in my friends ferret cages and put that in my loft. They never came back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a song about a mouse wasn't there? Lived on a stair. Wore clogs?

A windmill in old Amsterdam - Ronnie Hilton"

Yep thanks, that's now stuck I'm my head.

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"So I’m laying here and the house is quiet and all I can hear is scurrying overhead! Sounds like they are having a great time up there in my loft the furry little fookers!

I’m absolutely terrified to investigate and my moggy Pablo is useless he’d probably run a mile if he spotted a mouse.

Anyone else had issues with little house guests?"

I think I've got something in my attic now! I fear it's a polecat! Going to buy a few humane catchers and put in said attic and then let the little blighter free in the nature reserve in the village! Scary times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bait boxes is the best option if the mouse eats it then its the mouses choice.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,

O, what a panic's in thy breastie!

Thou need na start awa sae hasty,

Wi' bickering brattle!

I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,

Wi' murd'ring pattle!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Pablo the cat sounds super cool...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rats and mice dont bother me i can live with them

Spiders aaarrrggghhh no they scare me "

I had a 7 inch wolf spider in my boots this morning. You have to shake your shoes out where I live, things move in quickly.

I hope your mouse issue gets resolved.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

When you try to catch them don't use cheese as it doesn't work. use milk chocolate as bate they love it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rats and mice dont bother me i can live with them

Spiders aaarrrggghhh no they scare me

I had a 7 inch wolf spider in my boots this morning. You have to shake your shoes out where I live, things move in quickly.

I hope your mouse issue gets resolved.

"

Ewwww holey moley! I’d of cried. I’d love to live somewhere remote.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pablo the cat sounds super cool..."

He’s very unsociable and aloof! All I do is feed him and keep him warm really he gives me nothing back. I bought another kitten last year we called her Escobar, she went missing after a few months, I think Pablo bullied her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's when you find success in the morning and have to get the fucker out with a stuff tail....."

Mice are easy to get rid of from traps if dead - it's the crafty ones who are trapped but deffo alive and jumping around trying to escape! Yep I have had that before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rats and mice dont bother me i can live with them

Spiders aaarrrggghhh no they scare me

I had a 7 inch wolf spider in my boots this morning. You have to shake your shoes out where I live, things move in quickly.

I hope your mouse issue gets resolved.

"

The goliath tarantula has fangs that are a big as a cheetah's claws. Just sayin...

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

You need to get rid of them before they start breeding and multiplying.

1 x male and 1 x female and you have a big problem.

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over a year ago


"Rats and mice dont bother me i can live with them

Spiders aaarrrggghhh no they scare me

I had a 7 inch wolf spider in my boots this morning. You have to shake your shoes out where I live, things move in quickly.

I hope your mouse issue gets resolved.

The goliath tarantula has fangs that are a big as a cheetah's claws. Just sayin... "

Oh and they catch mice!! Forget the snake, couple of them bad boys and you'll be sorted! (sometimes known as birdeaters)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rats and mice dont bother me i can live with them

Spiders aaarrrggghhh no they scare me

I had a 7 inch wolf spider in my boots this morning. You have to shake your shoes out where I live, things move in quickly.

I hope your mouse issue gets resolved.

The goliath tarantula has fangs that are a big as a cheetah's claws. Just sayin... "

Off to google!

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Bait boxes and chocolate.... on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.. My thread in lounge section.

I use plug in sonars down stairs. But buggers are in attic

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over a year ago


"You need to get rid of them before they start breeding and multiplying.

1 x male and 1 x female and you have a big problem."

EVERY 6 weeks at that. Hopefully the OP is successful!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve got pellets off my ex, now I need to climb in the fekin loft,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rats and mice dont bother me i can live with them

Spiders aaarrrggghhh no they scare me

I had a 7 inch wolf spider in my boots this morning. You have to shake your shoes out where I live, things move in quickly.

I hope your mouse issue gets resolved.

The goliath tarantula has fangs that are a big as a cheetah's claws. Just sayin...

Oh and they catch mice!! Forget the snake, couple of them bad boys and you'll be sorted! (sometimes known as birdeaters) "

Now it IS the the little old lady rhyme!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rats and mice dont bother me i can live with them

Spiders aaarrrggghhh no they scare me

I had a 7 inch wolf spider in my boots this morning. You have to shake your shoes out where I live, things move in quickly.

I hope your mouse issue gets resolved.

The goliath tarantula has fangs that are a big as a cheetah's claws. Just sayin...

Oh and they catch mice!! Forget the snake, couple of them bad boys and you'll be sorted! (sometimes known as birdeaters)

Now it IS the the little old lady rhyme!"

We haven't really been very helpful, have we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rats and mice dont bother me i can live with them

Spiders aaarrrggghhh no they scare me

I had a 7 inch wolf spider in my boots this morning. You have to shake your shoes out where I live, things move in quickly.

I hope your mouse issue gets resolved.

The goliath tarantula has fangs that are a big as a cheetah's claws. Just sayin...

Oh and they catch mice!! Forget the snake, couple of them bad boys and you'll be sorted! (sometimes known as birdeaters)

Now it IS the the little old lady rhyme!

We haven't really been very helpful, have we "

Yeah but shes not thinking about the mouse so really 50/50 kinda helpful??!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rats and mice dont bother me i can live with them

Spiders aaarrrggghhh no they scare me

I had a 7 inch wolf spider in my boots this morning. You have to shake your shoes out where I live, things move in quickly.

I hope your mouse issue gets resolved.

The goliath tarantula has fangs that are a big as a cheetah's claws. Just sayin...

Oh and they catch mice!! Forget the snake, couple of them bad boys and you'll be sorted! (sometimes known as birdeaters)

Now it IS the the little old lady rhyme!

We haven't really been very helpful, have we

Yeah but shes not thinking about the mouse so really 50/50 kinda helpful??!!! "

When she sees them spiders she won't be, no. They honestly do catch and eat mice. They're just enormous but not dangerous to us.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry


"I’ve got pellets off my ex, now I need to climb in the fekin loft,, "

I gave my ex pellets but they didnt work. Didnt even make her sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rats and mice dont bother me i can live with them

Spiders aaarrrggghhh no they scare me

I had a 7 inch wolf spider in my boots this morning. You have to shake your shoes out where I live, things move in quickly.

I hope your mouse issue gets resolved.

The goliath tarantula has fangs that are a big as a cheetah's claws. Just sayin...

Oh and they catch mice!! Forget the snake, couple of them bad boys and you'll be sorted! (sometimes known as birdeaters)

Now it IS the the little old lady rhyme!

We haven't really been very helpful, have we

Yeah but shes not thinking about the mouse so really 50/50 kinda helpful??!!!

When she sees them spiders she won't be, no. They honestly do catch and eat mice. They're just enormous but not dangerous to us. "

I dont know the heart attack most people get if that things coming for you could be a teensy bit lethal!

(wolf spiders are just disgusting. At least tarantulas have style.)

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3


"Yes.. My thread in lounge section.

I use plug in sonars down stairs. But buggers are in attic"

My mom had them plug ins, they didn't work when she had a problem. Only blocking up the holes and using humane traps worked.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

OP, I think a Birmingham pop / reggae band wrote a song about your dilemma;

There's a mouse in me loft what am I gonna do?...

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over a year ago


"Rats and mice dont bother me i can live with them

Spiders aaarrrggghhh no they scare me

I had a 7 inch wolf spider in my boots this morning. You have to shake your shoes out where I live, things move in quickly.

I hope your mouse issue gets resolved.

The goliath tarantula has fangs that are a big as a cheetah's claws. Just sayin...

Oh and they catch mice!! Forget the snake, couple of them bad boys and you'll be sorted! (sometimes known as birdeaters)

Now it IS the the little old lady rhyme!

We haven't really been very helpful, have we

Yeah but shes not thinking about the mouse so really 50/50 kinda helpful??!!!

When she sees them spiders she won't be, no. They honestly do catch and eat mice. They're just enormous but not dangerous to us.

I dont know the heart attack most people get if that things coming for you could be a teensy bit lethal!

(wolf spiders are just disgusting. At least tarantulas have style.) "

The goliath is the biggest on earth in terms of body mass. For the longest legs see the huntsman spider, they can be a bit lairy. But if you want real nasty then camel spiders are hard to beat. They actually consume living tissue and you can hear them coming. An ex squaddie I knew who served in Iraq used to shoot at them, he said he'd take an irate CO over a camel spider any day.

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over a year ago


"Rats and mice dont bother me i can live with them

Spiders aaarrrggghhh no they scare me

I had a 7 inch wolf spider in my boots this morning. You have to shake your shoes out where I live, things move in quickly.

I hope your mouse issue gets resolved.

The goliath tarantula has fangs that are a big as a cheetah's claws. Just sayin...

Oh and they catch mice!! Forget the snake, couple of them bad boys and you'll be sorted! (sometimes known as birdeaters)

Now it IS the the little old lady rhyme!

We haven't really been very helpful, have we

Yeah but shes not thinking about the mouse so really 50/50 kinda helpful??!!!

When she sees them spiders she won't be, no. They honestly do catch and eat mice. They're just enormous but not dangerous to us.

I dont know the heart attack most people get if that things coming for you could be a teensy bit lethal!

(wolf spiders are just disgusting. At least tarantulas have style.)

The goliath is the biggest on earth in terms of body mass. For the longest legs see the huntsman spider, they can be a bit lairy. But if you want real nasty then camel spiders are hard to beat. They actually consume living tissue and you can hear them coming. An ex squaddie I knew who served in Iraq used to shoot at them, he said he'd take an irate CO over a camel spider any day. "

We'd have camel spider versus scorpion battles. King Kong Krakatoa won 14 in a row until he lost to a a fat scorpion named Ronald.

Huntsman are huge. We have a smaller form of them here but go further south and they get aggressively larger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't realise you were Canadian I like Canadians, I think I've got maple fever. The battles sound totally epic

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"There was a song about a mouse wasn't there? Lived on a stair. Wore clogs? "

Where on the stair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a song about a mouse wasn't there? Lived on a stair. Wore clogs?

Where on the stair?"

Right there! A lil mouse with clogs on..

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"I’ve got pellets off my ex, now I need to climb in the fekin loft,,

I gave my ex pellets but they didnt work. Didnt even make her sick.

"

Were they .077 or .22

What type of gun did you use to give them to her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was a song about a mouse wasn't there? Lived on a stair. Wore clogs?

Where on the stair?

Right there! A lil mouse with clogs on.. "

Well this mouse sounds like he’s wearing clogs playing bowling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could b a rat

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"There was a song about a mouse wasn't there? Lived on a stair. Wore clogs?

Where on the stair?

Right there! A lil mouse with clogs on..

Well this mouse sounds like he’s wearing clogs playing bowling "

Well I declare, did he go clip clippidy clop on the stair?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could b a rat "

Doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't realise you were Canadian I like Canadians, I think I've got maple fever. The battles sound totally epic "

Maple fever affects millions every year.

And yes I am canadian eh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't realise you were Canadian I like Canadians, I think I've got maple fever. The battles sound totally epic

Maple fever affects millions every year.

And yes I am canadian eh. "

Deeee-heeeee-heeeecent!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck!!!!!!!!

I’ve just seen a mouse run across my room, OP.

Scared.

Shitless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck!!!!!!!!

I’ve just seen a mouse run across my room, OP.

Scared.

Shitless. "

You can join my club! Membership is free but you need a furry friend to apply

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over a year ago


"Fuck!!!!!!!!

I’ve just seen a mouse run across my room, OP.

Scared.

Shitless.

You can join my club! Membership is free but you need a furry friend to apply "

I set two traps with chocolate before I left for work. Checked them when I got home. The chocolate was gone off one trap. The FUCKER!!!!!

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,

O, what a panic's in thy breastie!

Thou need na start awa sae hasty,

Wi' bickering brattle!

I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,

Wi' murd'ring pattle!"
Robert burns a genius

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Nope. Why not get a cat? Been mouse free for years since I got him. Well more accurately live mouse free, as he likes to bring in the evidence that he's doing his job occasionally.

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over a year ago


"Fuck!!!!!!!!

I’ve just seen a mouse run across my room, OP.

Scared.

Shitless.

You can join my club! Membership is free but you need a furry friend to apply

I set two traps with chocolate before I left for work. Checked them when I got home. The chocolate was gone off one trap. The FUCKER!!!!!"

Apparently poison pellets work best, they are clever little fookers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope. Why not get a cat? Been mouse free for years since I got him. Well more accurately live mouse free, as he likes to bring in the evidence that he's doing his job occasionally."

I’ve got a cat but funny thing is he can’t go in my loft where they are! They aren’t roaming around my house Willi nilli. He often leaves me a hunt find by my front door.

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over a year ago


"Fuck!!!!!!!!

I’ve just seen a mouse run across my room, OP.

Scared.

Shitless.

You can join my club! Membership is free but you need a furry friend to apply

I set two traps with chocolate before I left for work. Checked them when I got home. The chocolate was gone off one trap. The FUCKER!!!!!

Apparently poison pellets work best, they are clever little fookers "

I’m going nuclear on this fucker, I’ve called pest control.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck!!!!!!!!

I’ve just seen a mouse run across my room, OP.

Scared.

Shitless.

You can join my club! Membership is free but you need a furry friend to apply

I set two traps with chocolate before I left for work. Checked them when I got home. The chocolate was gone off one trap. The FUCKER!!!!!

Apparently poison pellets work best, they are clever little fookers

I’m going nuclear on this fucker, I’ve called pest control. "

Haven’t heard a peep for weeks. Laying here tonight and fooking stewart little is back and he’s tap dancing

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Fuck!!!!!!!!

I’ve just seen a mouse run across my room, OP.

Scared.

Shitless.

You can join my club! Membership is free but you need a furry friend to apply

I set two traps with chocolate before I left for work. Checked them when I got home. The chocolate was gone off one trap. The FUCKER!!!!!

Apparently poison pellets work best, they are clever little fookers

I’m going nuclear on this fucker, I’ve called pest control.

Haven’t heard a peep for weeks. Laying here tonight and fooking stewart little is back and he’s tap dancing "

We have them in the loft making nests, feild mice so I won't kill the noisey buggers.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Fuck!!!!!!!!

I’ve just seen a mouse run across my room, OP.

Scared.

Shitless.

You can join my club! Membership is free but you need a furry friend to apply

I set two traps with chocolate before I left for work. Checked them when I got home. The chocolate was gone off one trap. The FUCKER!!!!!

Apparently poison pellets work best, they are clever little fookers

I’m going nuclear on this fucker, I’ve called pest control.

Haven’t heard a peep for weeks. Laying here tonight and fooking stewart little is back and he’s tap dancing "

They've probably come inside as it's getting colder

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