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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That isn’t really that weird but you have never told anybody.

For me (hubby). I prefer to wee sitting down. Weird right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i do that most morning cos im lazy and can do a morning echo fart

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

It makes me uncomfortable if my alarm goes off on the hour or on the half past. I set it for 5.27 or for 5.32.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"That isn’t really that weird but you have never told anybody.

For me (hubby). I prefer to wee sitting down. Weird right! "

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It makes me uncomfortable if my alarm goes off on the hour or on the half past. I set it for 5.27 or for 5.32."

I do this !! Alway 10 past or twenty too never on yhe hour or half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That isn’t really that weird but you have never told anybody.

For me (hubby). I prefer to wee sitting down. Weird right!

Same here "

Me too!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m at the stage in life whereby I should really sit down cause half of it ends down my leg

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"It makes me uncomfortable if my alarm goes off on the hour or on the half past. I set it for 5.27 or for 5.32."

Similar, but 5:27 would freak me out, it has to end in an even number, preferably 4 or 8. Mine is set for 6:44.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wee sitting down quite often. It’s a lot less messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It makes me uncomfortable if my alarm goes off on the hour or on the half past. I set it for 5.27 or for 5.32.

Similar, but 5:27 would freak me out, it has to end in an even number, preferably 4 or 8. Mine is set for 6:44."

Nope, on the hour or half hour.

Music in the car, or the TV, has to be multiples of 5.

Consecutive pegs on the line can't be the same colour.

Pen pots on my desk have to have the handles at the exact right angle, and the pens in them can't have two similar colours together.

Smarties, Skittles, M&Ms etc have to be eaten in coloured pairs. The mismatched ones go in the bin or to someone else.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I can't turn my bedroom light off if a clock is showing dead on the hour. 1 minute past or .59, but not on the hour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It makes me uncomfortable if my alarm goes off on the hour or on the half past. I set it for 5.27 or for 5.32.

Similar, but 5:27 would freak me out, it has to end in an even number, preferably 4 or 8. Mine is set for 6:44."

I have to set the tv volume to a round number like 10, 15 or 20.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It makes me uncomfortable if my alarm goes off on the hour or on the half past. I set it for 5.27 or for 5.32.

Similar, but 5:27 would freak me out, it has to end in an even number, preferably 4 or 8. Mine is set for 6:44.

I have to set the tv volume to a round number like 10, 15 or 20. "

I'm the same but it has to be even numbers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It makes me uncomfortable if my alarm goes off on the hour or on the half past. I set it for 5.27 or for 5.32."

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

My OCD is twitching

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"That isn’t really that weird but you have never told anybody.

For me (hubby). I prefer to wee sitting down. Weird right! "
You and Jim could have a wee in unison

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By *ngels of Sin 69Couple
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Shushhh dont tell anyone but I have a legit phobia of ...... 'jelly babies' just typing that made my skin crawl haha, H

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I’m at the stage in life whereby I should really sit down cause half of it ends down my leg "

Buy a funnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No i do that most morning cos im lazy and can do a morning echo fart "

An AM, rim reveberarator?

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By *illybare partyMan
over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

i pee sitting down. just easier dont have to aim! tho i also put a little bit of paper down the toilet so the water doesnt plop when i go for a number 2 XD

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By *aughtyforcouplesMan
over a year ago

exeter


"i pee sitting down. just easier dont have to aim! tho i also put a little bit of paper down the toilet so the water doesnt plop when i go for a number 2 XD "

thats called a landing strip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No i do that most morning cos im lazy and can do a morning echo fart

An AM, rim reveberarator?"

My arse is a great whale impersonator of a morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shushhh dont tell anyone but I have a legit phobia of ...... 'jelly babies' just typing that made my skin crawl haha, H"

I love biting the heads off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i pee sitting down. just easier dont have to aim! tho i also put a little bit of paper down the toilet so the water doesnt plop when i go for a number 2 XD "

Splash proofing I call it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who bit the forks

Plate scrapping I go into full on spasms sorry if that's not the correct wording only way to describe it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (fem) am obsessed with even numbers. The only odd number I can cope with is 5 because it is half of 10. Yeah I know other odd numbers are 1/2 of an even number but they're not good enough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That isn’t really that weird but you have never told anybody.

For me (hubby). I prefer to wee sitting down. Weird right! "

Sitting on whom?

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That isn’t really that weird but you have never told anybody.

For me (hubby). I prefer to wee sitting down. Weird right! "

I try sit down as little as possible ‘cause my dick dangles down and ends up touching the porcelain if I’m not careful.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


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I try sit down as little as possible ‘cause my dick dangles down and ends up touching the porcelain if I’m not careful.

"

Are you weeing into a tea cup ?

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"That isn’t really that weird but you have never told anybody.

For me (hubby). I prefer to wee sitting down. Weird right! "

Take it as a blessing... no pee on the seat.. or splashes... I would be thanking him lol.

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Cross dressing but harmless but not told gf

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By *ttis669Man
over a year ago

Warrington


"It makes me uncomfortable if my alarm goes off on the hour or on the half past. I set it for 5.27 or for 5.32.

Similar, but 5:27 would freak me out, it has to end in an even number, preferably 4 or 8. Mine is set for 6:44."

I wake up 3 minutes before any alarm i set, but i have to set mine for a multiple of 5.

Also the tv volume has to be an even number (or 5)

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

I can’t even have the tv volume or car radio on a odd number glad I’m not alone

Oh and I can’t touch cotton wool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tv and music volume has to be even

Sandwich crusts must be eaten first

Pizza, all the crust first, if it’s a thin one the remaining slices rolled up

Peanut M&M’s sorted into colours, yellow first blue last but each colour sorted into size, small first large last.

Peanuts and crisps, bag wide open, broken bits first then half’s, in pairs if possible, then whole ones in order of size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a weird one that I don’t often tell people but I had to the other day after someone dropped cold condensation on my arm.

So if I do something on one side of my body like scratch my left arm, then I have to do it to the other side otherwise it feels weird.

Literally had to call the person back with the cold beer so I could touch my other arm with it.

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By *ttis669Man
over a year ago

Warrington


"Tv and music volume has to be even

Sandwich crusts must be eaten first

Pizza, all the crust first, if it’s a thin one the remaining slices rolled up

Peanut M&M’s sorted into colours, yellow first blue last but each colour sorted into size, small first large last.

Peanuts and crisps, bag wide open, broken bits first then half’s, in pairs if possible, then whole ones in order of size"

I do exactly the same with certain types of crisps too, onky ines that i deen special enough to sort haha

As for the coloured sweets, i git called odd in work for sorting my skittles into colours and eating one colour at a time!

Seems im not as odd as they think i am

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