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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar FabuLornAsh...

If you have no other plans tonight why not stop for a drink or two and chat with other forumites?....

What can i get for you to drink or play on the famous jukebox?....

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

I will take a regular mocha please. I'm enjoying doing not much today

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I will take a regular mocha please. I'm enjoying doing not much today "

Good evening Lorenzo...One regular mocha on the house coming right up as i read it was your birthday....

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I will take a regular mocha please. I'm enjoying doing not much today

Good evening Lorenzo...One regular mocha on the house coming right up as i read it was your birthday.... "

Thanks very much, and yes it is

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I will take a regular mocha please. I'm enjoying doing not much today

Good evening Lorenzo...One regular mocha on the house coming right up as i read it was your birthday....

Thanks very much, and yes it is "

you're welcome...What did you do to celebrate?..

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Koppenberg raspberry and apple gin with old fashioned lemonade

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'll take an IPA and stick on some Pearl Jam please,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening op can I please have a double Stag

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I will take a regular mocha please. I'm enjoying doing not much today

Good evening Lorenzo...One regular mocha on the house coming right up as i read it was your birthday....

Thanks very much, and yes it is

you're welcome...What did you do to celebrate?.."

Stayed in bed until three and watched some Archer

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Koppenberg raspberry and apple gin with old fashioned lemonade "

Good evening Mike...your gin order is coming right up...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I will take a regular mocha please. I'm enjoying doing not much today

Good evening Lorenzo...One regular mocha on the house coming right up as i read it was your birthday....

Thanks very much, and yes it is "

Happy birthday Lorenzo

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Please could we have a bottle of Shiraz with 2 glasses.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Home alone tonight Ash, so my usual please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'll take an IPA and stick on some Pearl Jam please, "

Good evening Mr Ambassador..One IPA coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0zINtulhM&list=PLxFPdPCmUMEN1Kerh_1s0IdcKlnMD_nnT

Pearl Jam - Alive

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Ash! Lorna!

I’ll just have cappuccino please. Had too much to drink last night x

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Mmmmmm

Something cold and bubbly please

Thank you Ash

Jo x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening op can I please have a double Stag "

Good evening Marvel....One double stag drink coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Please could we have a bottle of Shiraz with 2 glasses."

Good evening northern starts...One bottle of Shiraz coming right up and 2 glasses....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Hello Ash! I'm on sparkling water and ice and lemon. You can choose a song for me!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Home alone tonight Ash, so my usual please "

Good evening Samiss...One large glass of pinot coming right up....

Lorna and I will keep you company....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Home alone tonight Ash, so my usual please

Good evening Samiss...One large glass of pinot coming right up....

Lorna and I will keep you company.... "

Oh thank you that would be lovely

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash! Lorna!

I’ll just have cappuccino please. Had too much to drink last night x"

Good evening Diamond Cougar....One cappuccino coming right up...

I hope you had a good night out x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Mmmmmm

Something cold and bubbly please

Thank you Ash

Jo x "

Goooooood eveeeeeeeeening Jo......

Nice to see you at the fab bar tonight...

One large glass of Prosecco coming right up....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Ash! Lorna!

I’ll just have cappuccino please. Had too much to drink last night x

Good evening Diamond Cougar....One cappuccino coming right up...

I hope you had a good night out x"

I did thank you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello Ash! I'm on sparkling water and ice and lemon. You can choose a song for me!"

Good evening Meli!....

One glass of sparkling water with ice and lemon coming right up and a song on the jukebox....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj0XInqZMHY

Ed Sheeran - Beautiful people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a mug of lemsip please barkeep.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I have a mug of lemsip please barkeep. "

Good evening my love....one large mug of lemsip coming right up! x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I was out last night and out again tonight with my daughter for a reggae night..so yes please you can start my night off with a vodka ice and a slice. Thank you very much and one for yourself

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Can I have a mug of lemsip please barkeep. "

Aww you're poorly..I was a bit crook in the week. I hope you feel better soon x

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'll take an IPA and stick on some Pearl Jam please,

Good evening Mr Ambassador..One IPA coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0zINtulhM&list=PLxFPdPCmUMEN1Kerh_1s0IdcKlnMD_nnT

Pearl Jam - Alive

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myyyy man, that will do nicely, cheers

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Good evening Ash and Lorna. Hope you are both well? I've already started on the vodka. Off out tonight. Can I have a strawberry daiquiri please and some cheesy pop to have a dance to. Thank you x

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Evening Ash! Lorna!

I’ll just have cappuccino please. Had too much to drink last night x"

sussht no such thing, get the cure in and join me at the bar

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Where's my manners..evening Ash and Lorna and to all you lovelies x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Can I have a mug of lemsip please barkeep. "

You still poorly, lovely?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I was out last night and out again tonight with my daughter for a reggae night..so yes please you can start my night off with a vodka ice and a slice. Thank you very much and one for yourself"

Good evening Annabelle........One vodka cola with ice and a slice coming right up to start your night off...

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Evening Ash and Lorna, and all you gorgeous evening innies

I'm in a heightened mood for mischief, so you've been warned!

I'd love a large rhubarb and ginger gin please, with a splash of Laurent Perrier

And how about a bit of The Pussycat Dolls, Buttons on the jukebox please - I feel I want the beat this evening

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I was out last night and out again tonight with my daughter for a reggae night..so yes please you can start my night off with a vodka ice and a slice. Thank you very much and one for yourself

Good evening Annabelle........One vodka cola with ice and a slice coming right up to start your night off..."

Cheers

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Evening Ash, evening everyone..........Large Scotch please mate, and leave the bottle

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Evening Ash, evening everyone..........Large Scotch please mate, and leave the bottle "

If you're not careful you'll end up with the hang over horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all... Bar FabuLornAsh seems be in full swing.. Pun intended

Off dancing tonight, so just lime + soda for me please

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evening Ash, evening everyone..........Large Scotch please mate, and leave the bottle

If you're not careful you'll end up with the hang over horn "

It beats the headache Everton is giving me at the minute. And all me mates are reds, which makes it worse

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I will take a regular mocha please. I'm enjoying doing not much today

Good evening Lorenzo...One regular mocha on the house coming right up as i read it was your birthday....

Thanks very much, and yes it is "

Happy Birthday. Xx I hope you’re having a great day.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Evening Ash, evening everyone..........Large Scotch please mate, and leave the bottle

If you're not careful you'll end up with the hang over horn

It beats the headache Everton is giving me at the minute. And all me mates are reds, which makes it worse "

Oh dear maybe have a double eh..oh wait you've got the bottle

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna. Hope you are both well? I've already started on the vodka. Off out tonight. Can I have a strawberry daiquiri please and some cheesy pop to have a dance to. Thank you x "

Good evening Raven....One strawberry daiquiri coming right up and some cheesy pop music to dance to...Hope you are well x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg

Eurthymics - Sweet dreams

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evening Ash, evening everyone..........Large Scotch please mate, and leave the bottle

If you're not careful you'll end up with the hang over horn

It beats the headache Everton is giving me at the minute. And all me mates are reds, which makes it worse

Oh dear maybe have a double eh..oh wait you've got the bottle "

They're all gonna have a party come May, i'm looking at booking a holiday to th Bermuda Triangle when they do

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and Lorna, and all you gorgeous evening innies

I'm in a heightened mood for mischief, so you've been warned!

I'd love a large rhubarb and ginger gin please, with a splash of Laurent Perrier

And how about a bit of The Pussycat Dolls, Buttons on the jukebox please - I feel I want the beat this evening "

Good evening platinum...one large rhubarb and ginger gin with perrier coming right up and some dance music on the jukebox..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCLxJd1d84s

Pussycat Dolls - Buttons

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Ok tonight bar man can we get pint of ipa and violet gin with lemonade..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i just have a nice cup of tea - easily pleased

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Evening Ash, evening everyone..........Large Scotch please mate, and leave the bottle

If you're not careful you'll end up with the hang over horn

It beats the headache Everton is giving me at the minute. And all me mates are reds, which makes it worse

Oh dear maybe have a double eh..oh wait you've got the bottle

They're all gonna have a party come May, i'm looking at booking a holiday to th Bermuda Triangle when they do"

AWW bless you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, evening everyone..........Large Scotch please mate, and leave the bottle "

Good evening Sensual...one large bottle of scotch coming right up...I think I'll have one with you!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash, evening everyone..........Large Scotch please mate, and leave the bottle

If you're not careful you'll end up with the hang over horn

It beats the headache Everton is giving me at the minute. And all me mates are reds, which makes it worse "

I would have some sympathy but as a Norwich fan, I don’t

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all... Bar FabuLornAsh seems be in full swing.. Pun intended

Off dancing tonight, so just lime + soda for me please "

Good evening Midnight.....One lime and soda coming right up...

Hope you have fun out dancing tonight..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something from the top shelf, please. Its been a long day

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good evening lovelies x usual please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ok tonight bar man can we get pint of ipa and violet gin with lemonade.. "

good evening mamcam....One pint of IPA and a violet gin with lemonade coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me a shot to remember

And you can take all the pain away from me.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can i just have a nice cup of tea - easily pleased "

Good evening unicorn....One nice cup of tea coming right up with a selection of biscuits...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Something from the top shelf, please. Its been a long day "

Good evening just me......It sounds like you need a drink...One large top shelf whiskey coming right up....

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Evening you lovely twosome

Cocktails tonight

I’ll have a French 75 and if you can play me the Teskey Brothers - so caught up

https://g.co/kgs/7AK8XT

Thank you

Lex

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening lovelies x usual please "

Good evening Jo...lovely to see you tonight...I hope you're well x

One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up....x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Give me a shot to remember

And you can take all the pain away from me."

Good evening...One mega shot of tequila coming right up!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening you lovely twosome

Cocktails tonight

I’ll have a French 75 and if you can play me the Teskey Brothers - so caught up

https://g.co/kgs/7AK8XT

Thank you

Lex "

Good evening Lex....

One French 75 cocktail coming right up and your request on the jukebox...x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGcO3JFn0rE

Teskey Brothers - so caught up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give me a shot to remember

And you can take all the pain away from me.

Good evening...One mega shot of tequila coming right up!..."

top work as always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash.

Just a shot of spiced rum in my chai tea please!

Have a tin of shortbread for you.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash.

Just a shot of spiced rum in my chai tea please!

Have a tin of shortbread for you. "

Good evening misstiera....One Chai tea with a shot of spiced rum coming right up....

Thank you very much for the tin of shortbread....

I hope all the baking you did today was successful...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May have a gin or 2 tonight ??

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Ash and Lorna.

May I have a glass of Chardonnay please.

Hello everyone

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening Ash and Lorna.

May I have a glass of Chardonnay please.

Hello everyone"

Hello Lorraine

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By *rystal Tipps - AlistairCouple
over a year ago

livingston

Evening all, could we have a pint of John Smiths and a Large Rhubarb & Ginger with Slimline tonic please.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Give me a shot to remember

And you can take all the pain away from me.

Good evening...One mega shot of tequila coming right up!... top work as always"

Cheers....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"May have a gin or 2 tonight ??"

Good evening Cutye....You certainly can!....What kind of gin would you like at the bar?....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna.

May I have a glass of Chardonnay please.

Hello everyone"

Good evening Lorraine...I hope your weekend is going well...

One glass of Chardonnay coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna.

May I have a glass of Chardonnay please.

Hello everyone

Hello Lorraine

"

Hi Samiss....Are you ready for another Pinot?.....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening Ash and Lorna.

May I have a glass of Chardonnay please.

Hello everyone

Hello Lorraine

Hi Samiss....Are you ready for another Pinot?....."

Oh yes please Ash..I have had a few top ups...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all, could we have a pint of John Smiths and a Large Rhubarb & Ginger with Slimline tonic please.

"

Good evening to you both....One pint of John Smiths and a large rhubarb and ginger gin with slim line tonic coming right up....

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Good evening lovelies x usual please

Good evening Jo...lovely to see you tonight...I hope you're well x

One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up....x"

I am doing ok thanks xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna.

May I have a glass of Chardonnay please.

Hello everyone

Hello Lorraine

Hi Samiss....Are you ready for another Pinot?.....

Oh yes please Ash..I have had a few top ups... "

Another large Pinot coming right up...we might need to order you a cab home!....

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Good evening. May I have a large JD with ice and a dash of . A bit of the rolling stones would go down well.Thanks.x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening lovelies x usual please

Good evening Jo...lovely to see you tonight...I hope you're well x

One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up....x

I am doing ok thanks xx "

Its always a pleasure to see you at the fab bar...x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening Ash and Lorna.

May I have a glass of Chardonnay please.

Hello everyone

Hello Lorraine

Hi Samiss....Are you ready for another Pinot?.....

Oh yes please Ash..I have had a few top ups...

Another large Pinot coming right up...we might need to order you a cab home!...."

I think you will

....but not just yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Kronenberg and the proclaimers king of the road please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening. May I have a large JD with ice and a dash of . A bit of the rolling stones would go down well.Thanks.x"

Good evening happy....One large JD with ice and a dash of cola coming right up and your jukebox request....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmS3tQJ7Os&list=PL7sBCGkQNm0DdZbOLhvsegw00uK3dGRCT

Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Pint of Kronenberg and the proclaimers king of the road please "

Good evening Trekker...One pint of Kronenberg coming right up and some Proclaimers on the jukebox....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbXapBdTT4o

Proclaimers - King of the road

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Thanks and great choice of song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a coffee please.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'd love a coffee please. "

'Ello, I'll make you one...milk?..

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Hi Ash

Please may I have a very large white wine x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Thanks and great choice of song."

You're very welcome...there are so many great rolling stones songs...

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evening Ash, evening everyone..........Large Scotch please mate, and leave the bottle

Good evening Sensual...one large bottle of scotch coming right up...I think I'll have one with you!..."

Match of the Day can fuck off

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash

Please may I have a very large white wine x"

Good evening Sparkle...

One very large white wine coming right up x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Hi Ash

Please may I have a very large white wine x

Good evening Sparkle...

One very large white wine coming right up x"

Thank you x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, evening everyone..........Large Scotch please mate, and leave the bottle

Good evening Sensual...one large bottle of scotch coming right up...I think I'll have one with you!...

Match of the Day can fuck off "

I'm not watching either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love a coffee please.

'Ello, I'll make you one...milk?..

"

Awww you are a love. Yes just milk please.

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over a year ago


"Evening Ash, evening everyone..........Large Scotch please mate, and leave the bottle

If you're not careful you'll end up with the hang over horn "

Nowt wrong with that

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'd love a coffee please.

'Ello, I'll make you one...milk?..

Awww you are a love. Yes just milk please. "

Can I have one also please Samiss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint of Kronenberg and the proclaimers king of the road please

Good evening Trekker...One pint of Kronenberg coming right up and some Proclaimers on the jukebox....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbXapBdTT4o

Proclaimers - King of the road "

To be fair I heard it on radio 2 earlier and thought it was different

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'd love a coffee please.

'Ello, I'll make you one...milk?..

Awww you are a love. Yes just milk please. "

Ok.. Coming up sweetie...xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'd love a coffee please.

'Ello, I'll make you one...milk?..

Awww you are a love. Yes just milk please.

Can I have one also please Samiss? "

,

Of course Ash..3 sugars...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Pint of Kronenberg and the proclaimers king of the road please

Good evening Trekker...One pint of Kronenberg coming right up and some Proclaimers on the jukebox....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbXapBdTT4o

Proclaimers - King of the road

To be fair I heard it on radio 2 earlier and thought it was different "

It's cool.. we enjoy all types of music on the fab lounge bar jukebox...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash

Please may I have a very large white wine x

Good evening Sparkle...

One very large white wine coming right up x

Thank you x"

You're very welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a White wine please sweetie -

Dash of ice xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening everyone , may I please order a gin and tonic please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'd love a coffee please.

'Ello, I'll make you one...milk?..

Awww you are a love. Yes just milk please.

Can I have one also please Samiss? ,

Of course Ash..3 sugars... "

I gave up sugar a few months ago so just milk please...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Mines a White wine please sweetie -

Dash of ice xxx"

Good evening Sammi....one white wine with ice coming right up x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'd love a coffee please.

'Ello, I'll make you one...milk?..

Awww you are a love. Yes just milk please.

Can I have one also please Samiss? ,

Of course Ash..3 sugars...

I gave up sugar a few months ago so just milk please... "

Well done you....there you go

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"evening everyone , may I please order a gin and tonic please "

Evening donut......one gin and tonic coming right up.....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening everyone , may I please order a gin and tonic please "

Evening Callum, Ash will be along shortly with your drink

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

There you go Callum...enjoy..cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There you go Callum...enjoy..cheers!"

Thank you very much... Cheers.... Have one on me

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Can I have double sour cherry and lemonade

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"There you go Callum...enjoy..cheers!

Thank you very much... Cheers.... Have one on me "

Ooh thank you, a small Pinot x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I have double sour cherry and lemonade "

Good evening Mike...one double sour cherry and lemonade coming right up....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m just off to bed, could I have cocoa please to finish off with.

Bidding you all good night x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I’m just off to bed, could I have cocoa please to finish off with.

Bidding you all good night x"

Na night

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m just off to bed, could I have cocoa please to finish off with.

Bidding you all good night x"

Good night diamond....one cocoa coming right up...will come and tuck you in! x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’m just off to bed, could I have cocoa please to finish off with.

Bidding you all good night x

Good night diamond....one cocoa coming right up...will come and tuck you in! x"

Oooo thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just off to bed, could I have cocoa please to finish off with.

Bidding you all good night x

Good night diamond....one cocoa coming right up...will come and tuck you in! x

Oooo thank you "

He's a good tucker inner.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Were still open if anyone would like another drink....

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Evening all as climb up onto bar stool my short skirt riding up showing my stocking tops.

Could I have a rose wine please ash

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all as climb up onto bar stool my short skirt riding up showing my stocking tops.

Could I have a rose wine please ash"

Good evening sabrina....one rose wine coming right up...

How has your evening been?

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Ty any quiet night unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I please have a second gin and tonic please?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Could I please have a second gin and tonic please? "

You sure can....another gin and tonic coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a White wine please sweetie -

Dash of ice xxx

Good evening Sammi....one white wine with ice coming right up x"

mmmmmmm lovely!

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I please have a second gin and tonic please?

You sure can....another gin and tonic coming right up.... "

Thank you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Mines a White wine please sweetie -

Dash of ice xxx

Good evening Sammi....one white wine with ice coming right up x

mmmmmmm lovely!

Thankyou "

You're very welcome...Hope you're having a good weekend so far...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a White wine please sweetie -

Dash of ice xxx

Good evening Sammi....one white wine with ice coming right up x

mmmmmmm lovely!

Thankyou

You're very welcome...Hope you're having a good weekend so far... "

All the better for the wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a White wine please sweetie -

Dash of ice xxx

Good evening Sammi....one white wine with ice coming right up x

mmmmmmm lovely!

Thankyou

You're very welcome...Hope you're having a good weekend so far...

All the better for the wine "

Red red wine in Kingston Town?

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By *adyHWoman
over a year ago

South Glos

Evening all, I’m a bit late to the bar but how about a large cabernet sauvignon.....as for music let’s have Sam Fender Will we Talk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a White wine please sweetie -

Dash of ice xxx

Good evening Sammi....one white wine with ice coming right up x

mmmmmmm lovely!

Thankyou

You're very welcome...Hope you're having a good weekend so far...

All the better for the wine

Red red wine in Kingston Town?"

White for me

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By *rocMan
over a year ago

llandudno junction

Is the bar still open ? Vodka for me

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all, I’m a bit late to the bar but how about a large cabernet sauvignon.....as for music let’s have Sam Fender Will we Talk! "

Good evening Lady H....one large cabernet sauvignon coming right up and your jukebox request....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Is the bar still open ? Vodka for me "

We are still open...one vodka coming right up...

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By *adyHWoman
over a year ago

South Glos


"Evening all, I’m a bit late to the bar but how about a large cabernet sauvignon.....as for music let’s have Sam Fender Will we Talk!

Good evening Lady H....one large cabernet sauvignon coming right up and your jukebox request.... "

Thank you very much Ash. Hope your evening is going well

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By *rocMan
over a year ago

llandudno junction


"Is the bar still open ? Vodka for me

We are still open...one vodka coming right up...

"

Cheers and one for yourself

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all, I’m a bit late to the bar but how about a large cabernet sauvignon.....as for music let’s have Sam Fender Will we Talk!

Good evening Lady H....one large cabernet sauvignon coming right up and your jukebox request....

Thank you very much Ash. Hope your evening is going well "

You're very welcome...its been a very pleasant evening thank you..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Is the bar still open ? Vodka for me

We are still open...one vodka coming right up...

Cheers and one for yourself"

Thank you...I'll have a brandy before i start closing up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Koppenberg raspberry and apple gin with old fashioned lemonade "

That sounds delish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash n all..

Gin n lemon please..

Music well I shall listen to anything but Justin Bieber..

George Michael will do nicely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I please have another gin and tonic please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And going back in to start my night of baking.

Rumchatta paralyzer please! And I'm hitting Duran Duran on the stereo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I please have another gin and tonic please "

Your gonna get d*unk and fall over... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Koppenberg raspberry and apple gin with old fashioned lemonade

That sounds delish "

So would love this..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"May I please have another gin and tonic please "

You'll have a headache in the morning xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash n all..

Gin n lemon please..

Music well I shall listen to anything but Justin Bieber..

George Michael will do nicely x"

Good evening golden wonder....one gin and lemon coming right up and some george Michael on the jukebox x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I please have another gin and tonic please

You'll have a headache in the morning xx"

Perhaps, but it's been that kind of week where imma drink it away

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"And going back in to start my night of baking.

Rumchatta paralyzer please! And I'm hitting Duran Duran on the stereo. "

One rumchatter paralyzer coming right up and Duran duran on the jukebox...

Good luck with your night of baking...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Thank you very much to everybody who stopped by at the fab lounge bar tonight and hope you all have a great Sunday.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"May I please have another gin and tonic please

You'll have a headache in the morning xx

Perhaps, but it's been that kind of week where imma drink it away "

Take it easy young man...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Thank you very much to everybody who stopped by at the fab lounge bar tonight and hope you all have a great Sunday. "

Na night Ash and lovely Lorna xxx and thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I please have another gin and tonic please

You'll have a headache in the morning xx

Perhaps, but it's been that kind of week where imma drink it away

Take it easy young man... "

To be truthful. I just want someone to hold through the night and have a good cuddle , that would help more than drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash n all..

Gin n lemon please..

Music well I shall listen to anything but Justin Bieber..

George Michael will do nicely x

Good evening golden wonder....one gin and lemon coming right up and some george Michael on the jukebox x"

Perfect...... Cheers

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"May I please have another gin and tonic please

You'll have a headache in the morning xx

Perhaps, but it's been that kind of week where imma drink it away

Take it easy young man...

To be truthful. I just want someone to hold through the night and have a good cuddle , that would help more than drinks"

Yes it would help more than drinks..it will come to you my friend.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I please have another gin and tonic please

You'll have a headache in the morning xx

Perhaps, but it's been that kind of week where imma drink it away

Take it easy young man...

To be truthful. I just want someone to hold through the night and have a good cuddle , that would help more than drinks

Yes it would help more than drinks..it will come to you my friend.x"

I really hope so X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still up everyone ??

Just home...starving, so put chips in the oven whilst i shower!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Still up everyone ??

Just home...starving, so put chips in the oven whilst i shower! "

Bloody hell you in the shower and a chip butty

What a result.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"May I please have another gin and tonic please

You'll have a headache in the morning xx

Perhaps, but it's been that kind of week where imma drink it away

Take it easy young man...

To be truthful. I just want someone to hold through the night and have a good cuddle , that would help more than drinks

Yes it would help more than drinks..it will come to you my friend.x

I really hope so X "

You have to keep positive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I please have another gin and tonic please

You'll have a headache in the morning xx

Perhaps, but it's been that kind of week where imma drink it away

Take it easy young man...

To be truthful. I just want someone to hold through the night and have a good cuddle , that would help more than drinks

Yes it would help more than drinks..it will come to you my friend.x

I really hope so X

You have to keep positive

"

Oh I am, I am positive I won't find what I need anytime soon

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"May I please have another gin and tonic please

You'll have a headache in the morning xx

Perhaps, but it's been that kind of week where imma drink it away

Take it easy young man...

To be truthful. I just want someone to hold through the night and have a good cuddle , that would help more than drinks

Yes it would help more than drinks..it will come to you my friend.x

I really hope so X

You have to keep positive

Oh I am, I am positive I won't find what I need anytime soon "

Ok...

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Anyone joining me on the shots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I please have another gin and tonic please

You'll have a headache in the morning xx

Perhaps, but it's been that kind of week where imma drink it away

Take it easy young man...

To be truthful. I just want someone to hold through the night and have a good cuddle , that would help more than drinks

Yes it would help more than drinks..it will come to you my friend.x

I really hope so X

You have to keep positive

Oh I am, I am positive I won't find what I need anytime soon

Ok..."

I apologise that's the drink speaking , I don't do well after a few gins , I'm sure I'll find what I need someday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone joining me on the shots? "

I shouldn't but I will

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"May I please have another gin and tonic please

You'll have a headache in the morning xx

Perhaps, but it's been that kind of week where imma drink it away

Take it easy young man...

To be truthful. I just want someone to hold through the night and have a good cuddle , that would help more than drinks

Yes it would help more than drinks..it will come to you my friend.x

I really hope so X

You have to keep positive

Oh I am, I am positive I won't find what I need anytime soon

Ok...

I apologise that's the drink speaking , I don't do well after a few gins , I'm sure I'll find what I need someday "

That's ok. You look and sound a nice young man..I wouldn't give up just yet

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Anyone joining me on the shots?

I shouldn't but I will "

Move away from the shots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone joining me on the shots?

I shouldn't but I will

Move away from the shots!

"

Oh I've been busted, no shots for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I please have another gin and tonic please

You'll have a headache in the morning xx

Perhaps, but it's been that kind of week where imma drink it away

Take it easy young man...

To be truthful. I just want someone to hold through the night and have a good cuddle , that would help more than drinks

Yes it would help more than drinks..it will come to you my friend.x

I really hope so X

You have to keep positive

Oh I am, I am positive I won't find what I need anytime soon

Ok...

I apologise that's the drink speaking , I don't do well after a few gins , I'm sure I'll find what I need someday

That's ok. You look and sound a nice young man..I wouldn't give up just yet "

Thank you , that's sweet to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could i have 2 gin and tonics for me and golden wonder please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could i have 2 gin and tonics for me and golden wonder please "

Oh thank you.. Xx x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"May I please have another gin and tonic please

You'll have a headache in the morning xx

Perhaps, but it's been that kind of week where imma drink it away

Take it easy young man...

To be truthful. I just want someone to hold through the night and have a good cuddle , that would help more than drinks

Yes it would help more than drinks..it will come to you my friend.x

I really hope so X

You have to keep positive

Oh I am, I am positive I won't find what I need anytime soon

Ok...

I apologise that's the drink speaking , I don't do well after a few gins , I'm sure I'll find what I need someday

That's ok. You look and sound a nice young man..I wouldn't give up just yet

Thank you , that's sweet to say "

You're welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I please have another gin and tonic please

You'll have a headache in the morning xx

Perhaps, but it's been that kind of week where imma drink it away

Take it easy young man...

To be truthful. I just want someone to hold through the night and have a good cuddle , that would help more than drinks

Yes it would help more than drinks..it will come to you my friend.x

I really hope so X

You have to keep positive

Oh I am, I am positive I won't find what I need anytime soon

Ok...

I apologise that's the drink speaking , I don't do well after a few gins , I'm sure I'll find what I need someday

That's ok. You look and sound a nice young man..I wouldn't give up just yet

Thank you , that's sweet to say

You're welcome x"

, I can't seem to get to sleep x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"May I please have another gin and tonic please

You'll have a headache in the morning xx

Perhaps, but it's been that kind of week where imma drink it away

Take it easy young man...

To be truthful. I just want someone to hold through the night and have a good cuddle , that would help more than drinks

Yes it would help more than drinks..it will come to you my friend.x

I really hope so X

You have to keep positive

Oh I am, I am positive I won't find what I need anytime soon

Ok...

I apologise that's the drink speaking , I don't do well after a few gins , I'm sure I'll find what I need someday

That's ok. You look and sound a nice young man..I wouldn't give up just yet

Thank you , that's sweet to say

You're welcome x

, I can't seem to get to sleep x"

Too many gins, alcohol stimulates the brain...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I please have another gin and tonic please

You'll have a headache in the morning xx

Perhaps, but it's been that kind of week where imma drink it away

Take it easy young man...

To be truthful. I just want someone to hold through the night and have a good cuddle , that would help more than drinks

Yes it would help more than drinks..it will come to you my friend.x

I really hope so X

You have to keep positive

Oh I am, I am positive I won't find what I need anytime soon

Ok...

I apologise that's the drink speaking , I don't do well after a few gins , I'm sure I'll find what I need someday

That's ok. You look and sound a nice young man..I wouldn't give up just yet

Thank you , that's sweet to say

You're welcome x

, I can't seem to get to sleep x

Too many gins, alcohol stimulates the brain..."

Indeed it does x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it, double v&t with Alice Cooper dynamite road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Negroni with a chaser

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Such a shame to finish the thread on 174

I Mr Cock, do declare this thread now closed

Thank you xx

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