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"parents had a large house. flat roof at very back for about 6ft which then sloped up to chimney I was about 11 .... I climbed up roof and sat next to chimney I shouted and made sounds down chimney to scare my little brother into thinking house was haunted wtf was I thinking ![]() ![]() Love it.... as kids our rational brains haven’t kicked in, it’s all an adventure ![]() | |||
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"I swapped all the keys on a colleagues computer it took him ages to work it out couldn’t even put his password in " Quicker way is to change the language of the keyboard ![]() | |||
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"parents had a large house. flat roof at very back for about 6ft which then sloped up to chimney I was about 11 .... I climbed up roof and sat next to chimney I shouted and made sounds down chimney to scare my little brother into thinking house was haunted wtf was I thinking ![]() ![]() ![]() when i think back to what my brothers and me got up to, we're lucky to be alive! ![]() | |||
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"Just a few days ago someone covered a friend of my son's car in flour, spaghetti hoops and eggs, it took two car washes and a jet wash to get it off. But they still found a way of being amused" Your friend’s son was amused or just the instigator ? | |||
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"Pushed over a portaloo onto its door because the site foreman pissed me off he come out blue and covered in shit a loo roll satisfying " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I swapped all the keys on a colleagues computer it took him ages to work it out couldn’t even put his password in Quicker way is to change the language of the keyboard ![]() And flip the screen display upside down while you're at it ![]() | |||
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"parents had a large house. flat roof at very back for about 6ft which then sloped up to chimney I was about 11 .... I climbed up roof and sat next to chimney I shouted and made sounds down chimney to scare my little brother into thinking house was haunted wtf was I thinking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But it was a lot of fun being the pre health & safety generation... we did survive | |||
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"Once managed to get a group of guys to 'walk' someone's car from its parking spot to inbetween a lamp-post and a tree, with about 3-4 inches clearance front and back... ![]() Did they manage to get it out ? | |||
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"I swapped all the keys on a colleagues computer it took him ages to work it out couldn’t even put his password in Quicker way is to change the language of the keyboard ![]() ![]() Like how you think ![]() | |||
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"A mate at a party took all the labels off the tins in the kitchen cupboards....they ended up with weeks and weeks of completely random meals. Peaches and baked-beans anyone...? Lol..." Lol ![]() | |||
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"We fully shrink wrapped the bosses car on his birthday and hid all the scissors ![]() Oh my... how did he react | |||
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"Bucket of ice cold water on top of the door, worked a treat ![]() Forced ice bucket challenge ![]() | |||
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"My mate fell asleep d*unk on the couch so I put his hand in Luke warm water. He pissed himself. Thing was it was my couch so joke was on me. " I’ve heard of this, thought it was a myth, obviously not. First prank that back fired ![]() | |||
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"We fully shrink wrapped the bosses car on his birthday and hid all the scissors ![]() He went a tad crazy and he had to unwrap it to go home, we had wrapped round it 50 times as that was his age. He did laugh when he saw it the next day on the CCTV ![]() | |||
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"Bucket of ice cold water on top of the door, worked a treat ![]() ![]() It lead to weeks of prank carnage!! No one was safe ![]() | |||
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"I swapped all the keys on a colleagues computer it took him ages to work it out couldn’t even put his password in Quicker way is to change the language of the keyboard ![]() ![]() ![]() I work in IT, quite technical, and I had a job a few years back where I discovered how I could remap the keys on other people's computers remotely , so while they were typing away, I could run a script that changed what the keys produced on the screen. Never had so much fun at work! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Did they manage to get it out ? " He couldn't drive it out, but spent half-an-hour trying - eventually, the same guys carried it back out, despite all being quite d*unk by then! ![]() | |||
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"Me and brothers decided to hide everything in our living room early one morning before running upstairs, waking our parents up and telling them we'd been burgled I can still see the look on my dad's face when he came downstairs ![]() Haha hope you stopped it before the police were called ![]() | |||
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"We fully shrink wrapped the bosses car on his birthday and hid all the scissors ![]() ![]() Haha at least he saw the funny side ![]() | |||
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"Bucket of ice cold water on top of the door, worked a treat ![]() ![]() ![]() Good times ![]() | |||
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"I swapped all the keys on a colleagues computer it took him ages to work it out couldn’t even put his password in Quicker way is to change the language of the keyboard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Now that is devious, I know enough to jump on someone’s machine and mess it up, but remotely is sly ![]() | |||
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"Did they manage to get it out ? He couldn't drive it out, but spent half-an-hour trying - eventually, the same guys carried it back out, despite all being quite d*unk by then! ![]() Can’t believe he tried ![]() | |||
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"I wasn't party to it, but witnessed one guy's car being dismantled over a number of days while he was away on a temporary assignment... ....he returned to find it re-assembled in his quarters, where his bed should have been! ![]() Woah ![]() | |||
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"Me and my builder mate took down every internal wall in the house without telling my bf. I still have the photo of him sitting on the loo in the middle of the upstairs!!!! " I assume he wasn’t on the loo when you started ![]() | |||
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"On a colleagues last day at work, I managed to sneak their car keys. Opened the sunroof, emptied the 6 bean bags out of the staff room, and all the paper shreddings I'd been saving for weeks into the car! ![]() Haha ![]() | |||
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"Woah ![]() It was classic - but back-fired when those involved ended up getting fined for the damage caused both to the car and building whilst getting it out... ![]() | |||
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"Woah ![]() ![]() Never good when a prank backfires | |||
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"Go to the targets computer. Unlock the lower taskbar so it hides. Move mouse pointer to screen edge and press the prtscr button. Relock the taskbar and delete all on screen icons to the recycling bin. Empty recycling bin. Next open ms Paint. Paste into ms Paint and you'll have a perfect copy of the screen with icons. Next save the picture as a JPEG, rename it windowsms and make sure it saves to a location so you can find it. Now close ms Paint. Find your saved picture, right click it and select use as desktop background. Now make sure your saved pic is in a folder where they won't look. If you have done it right they will be clicking icons on the screen that aren't there and going completely mad thinking the PC has fucked up. " Belly laughing.... think I will do this before I leave my job to a few ![]() | |||
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"I managed to convince a particularly gullible friend at college that he was embroiled in an organised crime syndicate who where going to force him to deal hard drugs. He was literally planning to pack and leave the country. ![]() Says a lot about what he thought about those he was mixing with to believe it ![]() | |||
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"Few years ago got my hands on a HR fake mail Looked exactly the same as our company HR Dept mail, Waithed till the crew watched porn on the sly in work then send all 3 of them the mail, It shuts down the screen you are watching, and tells you to report to HR with in 60 minutes, Lads shite themselves,,walking round the office panicking saying what are we gonna say, we're fucked we're fucked,, I kept it going for 45 minutes, kept telling them , I ffking told ye not to watch that shit in here, ye Fools, Eventually I told them the truth, I got a dead arm for my troubles, totally worth it ![]() At least they procrastinated long enough not to actually go to HR. I’m surprised all you got was a dead arm ![]() | |||
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"Reset a friend’s phone to autocorrect common words to rude ones. Extra points for making them start with the same letters" ![]() | |||
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"Few years ago got my hands on a HR fake mail Looked exactly the same as our company HR Dept mail, Waithed till the crew watched porn on the sly in work then send all 3 of them the mail, It shuts down the screen you are watching, and tells you to report to HR with in 60 minutes, Lads shite themselves,,walking round the office panicking saying what are we gonna say, we're fucked we're fucked,, I kept it going for 45 minutes, kept telling them , I ffking told ye not to watch that shit in here, ye Fools, Eventually I told them the truth, I got a dead arm for my troubles, totally worth it ![]() ![]() they got me back way worse about a year later, they found a tax office mail, altered it and sent it to me just a few weeks after I bought property in Europe, feckers had me going for the whole day,, lol | |||
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"Few years ago got my hands on a HR fake mail Looked exactly the same as our company HR Dept mail, Waithed till the crew watched porn on the sly in work then send all 3 of them the mail, It shuts down the screen you are watching, and tells you to report to HR with in 60 minutes, Lads shite themselves,,walking round the office panicking saying what are we gonna say, we're fucked we're fucked,, I kept it going for 45 minutes, kept telling them , I ffking told ye not to watch that shit in here, ye Fools, Eventually I told them the truth, I got a dead arm for my troubles, totally worth it ![]() ![]() Karma ![]() | |||
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"I managed to convince a particularly gullible friend at college that he was embroiled in an organised crime syndicate who where going to force him to deal hard drugs. He was literally planning to pack and leave the country. ![]() ![]() It was way more complicated than that. He’d never even met “them”. I didn’t mean to finish it with this bombshell, but he just kept swallowing everything I fed him, so after a while I just went for him. | |||
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"Second one as an adult. Someone I knew asked what a chilli was in the works restaurant. We told him to eat a green one whole, he did and well you know the outcome, burning mouth etc. He asked how to stop it, so we told him to eat a red one as it’s there to counteract the effects of the green... yep he did. We couldn’t stop laughing at the dumbness of the moment and red equals danger. Best bit was following him to a well known chemist and watching him explain what he’d done and how they could help... the pharmacist’s face was a picture and then she laughed " Oh dear that's terrible but I did laugh the thought of him eating the red one to help ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I managed to convince a particularly gullible friend at college that he was embroiled in an organised crime syndicate who where going to force him to deal hard drugs. He was literally planning to pack and leave the country. ![]() ![]() Lamb to the slaughter | |||
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"Second one as an adult. Someone I knew asked what a chilli was in the works restaurant. We told him to eat a green one whole, he did and well you know the outcome, burning mouth etc. He asked how to stop it, so we told him to eat a red one as it’s there to counteract the effects of the green... yep he did. We couldn’t stop laughing at the dumbness of the moment and red equals danger. Best bit was following him to a well known chemist and watching him explain what he’d done and how they could help... the pharmacist’s face was a picture and then she laughed Oh dear that's terrible but I did laugh the thought of him eating the red one to help ![]() ![]() I know, we were shocked when he fell for the red one and did it again.... everyone knows red means danger right ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny ![]() What.... couldn’t they smell it ? ![]() | |||
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"As a young lad move a friends car then told him it was stolen.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny ![]() ![]() Football changing rooms smell of deep heat, stale bodies and sewage. Even a direct sniff may not be evidence enough | |||
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"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny ![]() ![]() I don’t even want to think about why sewage ![]() | |||
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"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny ![]() ![]() ![]() There’s lots of money at the top of the pyramid, sadly lots of clubs can’t afford to upgrade old grounds lower down. Plus some people shit in others bags and shoes. Animals ![]() | |||
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"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() TMI ![]() | |||
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"One place I worked at used a VOIP phone system, with all calls recorded. I answered a call to one bloke who was having a moan about my boss. He said he wanted to speak to his boss. I replies that my boss owned the company. The customer replied with "your boss is a cunt". After the call ended, I got the recording and re-programmed my boss' phone's ring tone to "your boss is a cunt" ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If someone in the workplace is stealing food buy some chocolate eclairs. Do not open them, just put them on a radiator at home still sealed in their plastic container. Let them sit for about 2-3 days. A little warmth is best not too much heat to melt. Then take them into work and put them in the fridge. The thief will be identified shortly." Oh that’s cruel.... never understood work food thieves though, you know it’s not yours but you still do ![]() | |||
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"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not even close to the most horrific thing I’ve witnessed in a changing room | |||
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" Mr sheen up the stair Bannister and remove the lightbulb after dark. " Nice shiny bannister ? ![]() | |||
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"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don’t think I want to know ![]() | |||
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"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Almost certainly not ![]() | |||
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"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha I knew that already ![]() | |||
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" Mr sheen up the stair Bannister and remove the lightbulb after dark. Nice shiny bannister ? ![]() Fall down the stairs don't they. Check the life insurance first! ![]() | |||
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"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not so disgusting that you’ve seen enough to fully turn you to women! | |||
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"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ve not turned that way yet... plus I’ve been lucky, they always cum freshly washed and smelling devine ![]() | |||
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"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha!!! So THATS what I’ve been doing wrong this whole time! Duly noted and I’ll keep that in mind ![]() | |||
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"Just a few days ago someone covered a friend of my son's car in flour, spaghetti hoops and eggs, it took two car washes and a jet wash to get it off. But they still found a way of being amused Your friend’s son was amused or just the instigator ?" No idea who the instigator was... The victims saw the funny side | |||
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"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I couldn’t possibly comment on that, but seems you may be a quick learner ![]() | |||
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"Just a few days ago someone covered a friend of my son's car in flour, spaghetti hoops and eggs, it took two car washes and a jet wash to get it off. But they still found a way of being amused Your friend’s son was amused or just the instigator ? No idea who the instigator was... The victims saw the funny side" ![]() ![]() | |||
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