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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch

What’s the best or worst prank you’ve played on someone?

Two spring to my mind, the first as an 8 year old. April fools I removed all the food from the freezer, fridge, larder and bread bin and buried it in the garden. Parents didn’t come home from work until 17.00. I couldn’t stop laughing until I got a hiding, insurance claim had to go in

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Second one as an adult. Someone I knew asked what a chilli was in the works restaurant. We told him to eat a green one whole, he did and well you know the outcome, burning mouth etc. He asked how to stop it, so we told him to eat a red one as it’s there to counteract the effects of the green... yep he did.

We couldn’t stop laughing at the dumbness of the moment and red equals danger.

Best bit was following him to a well known chemist and watching him explain what he’d done and how they could help... the pharmacist’s face was a picture and then she laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

parents had a large house. flat roof at very back for about 6ft which then sloped up to chimney

I was about 11 .... I climbed up roof and sat next to chimney

I shouted and made sounds down chimney to scare my little brother into thinking house was haunted

wtf was I thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swapped all the keys on a colleagues computer it took him ages to work it out couldn’t even put his password in

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Just a few days ago someone covered a friend of my son's car in flour, spaghetti hoops and eggs, it took two car washes and a jet wash to get it off. But they still found a way of being amused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pushed over a portaloo onto its door because the site foreman pissed me off he come out blue and covered in shit a loo roll satisfying

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"parents had a large house. flat roof at very back for about 6ft which then sloped up to chimney

I was about 11 .... I climbed up roof and sat next to chimney

I shouted and made sounds down chimney to scare my little brother into thinking house was haunted

wtf was I thinking

"

Love it.... as kids our rational brains haven’t kicked in, it’s all an adventure

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I swapped all the keys on a colleagues computer it took him ages to work it out couldn’t even put his password in "

Quicker way is to change the language of the keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"parents had a large house. flat roof at very back for about 6ft which then sloped up to chimney

I was about 11 .... I climbed up roof and sat next to chimney

I shouted and made sounds down chimney to scare my little brother into thinking house was haunted

wtf was I thinking

Love it.... as kids our rational brains haven’t kicked in, it’s all an adventure "

when i think back to what my brothers and me got up to, we're lucky to be alive!

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Just a few days ago someone covered a friend of my son's car in flour, spaghetti hoops and eggs, it took two car washes and a jet wash to get it off. But they still found a way of being amused"

Your friend’s son was amused or just the instigator ?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Pushed over a portaloo onto its door because the site foreman pissed me off he come out blue and covered in shit a loo roll satisfying "

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Once managed to get a group of guys to 'walk' someone's car from its parking spot to inbetween a lamp-post and a tree, with about 3-4 inches clearance front and back...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swapped all the keys on a colleagues computer it took him ages to work it out couldn’t even put his password in

Quicker way is to change the language of the keyboard "

And flip the screen display upside down while you're at it

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"parents had a large house. flat roof at very back for about 6ft which then sloped up to chimney

I was about 11 .... I climbed up roof and sat next to chimney

I shouted and made sounds down chimney to scare my little brother into thinking house was haunted

wtf was I thinking

Love it.... as kids our rational brains haven’t kicked in, it’s all an adventure

when i think back to what my brothers and me got up to, we're lucky to be alive! "

But it was a lot of fun being the pre health & safety generation... we did survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate at a party took all the labels off the tins in the kitchen cupboards....they ended up with weeks and weeks of completely random meals.

Peaches and baked-beans anyone...? Lol...

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Once managed to get a group of guys to 'walk' someone's car from its parking spot to inbetween a lamp-post and a tree, with about 3-4 inches clearance front and back... "

Did they manage to get it out ?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I swapped all the keys on a colleagues computer it took him ages to work it out couldn’t even put his password in

Quicker way is to change the language of the keyboard

And flip the screen display upside down while you're at it "

Like how you think

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"A mate at a party took all the labels off the tins in the kitchen cupboards....they ended up with weeks and weeks of completely random meals.

Peaches and baked-beans anyone...? Lol..."

Lol

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

We fully shrink wrapped the bosses car on his birthday and hid all the scissors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bucket of ice cold water on top of the door, worked a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate fell asleep d*unk on the couch so I put his hand in Luke warm water. He pissed himself. Thing was it was my couch so joke was on me.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"We fully shrink wrapped the bosses car on his birthday and hid all the scissors "

Oh my... how did he react

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Bucket of ice cold water on top of the door, worked a treat "

Forced ice bucket challenge

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"My mate fell asleep d*unk on the couch so I put his hand in Luke warm water. He pissed himself. Thing was it was my couch so joke was on me. "

I’ve heard of this, thought it was a myth, obviously not. First prank that back fired

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

Me and brothers decided to hide everything in our living room early one morning before running upstairs, waking our parents up and telling them we'd been burgled

I can still see the look on my dad's face when he came downstairs

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble


"We fully shrink wrapped the bosses car on his birthday and hid all the scissors

Oh my... how did he react "

He went a tad crazy and he had to unwrap it to go home, we had wrapped round it 50 times as that was his age. He did laugh when he saw it the next day on the CCTV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bucket of ice cold water on top of the door, worked a treat

Forced ice bucket challenge "

It lead to weeks of prank carnage!! No one was safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swapped all the keys on a colleagues computer it took him ages to work it out couldn’t even put his password in

Quicker way is to change the language of the keyboard

And flip the screen display upside down while you're at it

Like how you think "

I work in IT, quite technical, and I had a job a few years back where I discovered how I could remap the keys on other people's computers remotely , so while they were typing away, I could run a script that changed what the keys produced on the screen. Never had so much fun at work!

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell


"Did they manage to get it out ? "

He couldn't drive it out, but spent half-an-hour trying - eventually, the same guys carried it back out, despite all being quite d*unk by then!

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Me and brothers decided to hide everything in our living room early one morning before running upstairs, waking our parents up and telling them we'd been burgled

I can still see the look on my dad's face when he came downstairs "

Haha hope you stopped it before the police were called

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"We fully shrink wrapped the bosses car on his birthday and hid all the scissors

Oh my... how did he react

He went a tad crazy and he had to unwrap it to go home, we had wrapped round it 50 times as that was his age. He did laugh when he saw it the next day on the CCTV "

Haha at least he saw the funny side

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Bucket of ice cold water on top of the door, worked a treat

Forced ice bucket challenge It lead to weeks of prank carnage!! No one was safe "

Good times

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I swapped all the keys on a colleagues computer it took him ages to work it out couldn’t even put his password in

Quicker way is to change the language of the keyboard

And flip the screen display upside down while you're at it

Like how you think

I work in IT, quite technical, and I had a job a few years back where I discovered how I could remap the keys on other people's computers remotely , so while they were typing away, I could run a script that changed what the keys produced on the screen. Never had so much fun at work! "

Now that is devious, I know enough to jump on someone’s machine and mess it up, but remotely is sly

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

I wasn't party to it, but witnessed one guy's car being dismantled over a number of days while he was away on a temporary assignment...

....he returned to find it re-assembled in his quarters, where his bed should have been!

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Did they manage to get it out ?

He couldn't drive it out, but spent half-an-hour trying - eventually, the same guys carried it back out, despite all being quite d*unk by then! "

Can’t believe he tried

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Me and my builder mate took down every internal wall in the house without telling my bf. I still have the photo of him sitting on the loo in the middle of the upstairs!!!!

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I wasn't party to it, but witnessed one guy's car being dismantled over a number of days while he was away on a temporary assignment...

....he returned to find it re-assembled in his quarters, where his bed should have been! "

Woah

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Me and my builder mate took down every internal wall in the house without telling my bf. I still have the photo of him sitting on the loo in the middle of the upstairs!!!!

"

I assume he wasn’t on the loo when you started

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

On a colleagues last day at work, I managed to sneak their car keys.

Opened the sunroof, emptied the 6 bean bags out of the staff room, and all the paper shreddings I'd been saving for weeks into the car!

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"On a colleagues last day at work, I managed to sneak their car keys.

Opened the sunroof, emptied the 6 bean bags out of the staff room, and all the paper shreddings I'd been saving for weeks into the car! "

Haha

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell


"Woah "

It was classic - but back-fired when those involved ended up getting fined for the damage caused both to the car and building whilst getting it out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the targets computer.

Unlock the lower taskbar so it hides.

Move mouse pointer to screen edge and press the prtscr button.

Relock the taskbar and delete all on screen icons to the recycling bin. Empty recycling bin.

Next open ms Paint. Paste into ms Paint and you'll have a perfect copy of the screen with icons.

Next save the picture as a JPEG, rename it windowsms and make sure it saves to a location so you can find it.

Now close ms Paint.

Find your saved picture, right click it and select use as desktop background.

Now make sure your saved pic is in a folder where they won't look.

If you have done it right they will be clicking icons on the screen that aren't there and going completely mad thinking the PC has fucked up.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Woah

It was classic - but back-fired when those involved ended up getting fined for the damage caused both to the car and building whilst getting it out... "

Never good when a prank backfires

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Go to the targets computer.

Unlock the lower taskbar so it hides.

Move mouse pointer to screen edge and press the prtscr button.

Relock the taskbar and delete all on screen icons to the recycling bin. Empty recycling bin.

Next open ms Paint. Paste into ms Paint and you'll have a perfect copy of the screen with icons.

Next save the picture as a JPEG, rename it windowsms and make sure it saves to a location so you can find it.

Now close ms Paint.

Find your saved picture, right click it and select use as desktop background.

Now make sure your saved pic is in a folder where they won't look.

If you have done it right they will be clicking icons on the screen that aren't there and going completely mad thinking the PC has fucked up.

"

Belly laughing.... think I will do this before I leave my job to a few

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

I managed to convince a particularly gullible friend at college that he was embroiled in an organised crime syndicate who where going to force him to deal hard drugs. He was literally planning to pack and leave the country.

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Few years ago got my hands on a HR fake mail

Looked exactly the same as our company HR Dept mail,

Waithed till the crew watched porn on the sly in work then send all 3 of them the mail,

It shuts down the screen you are watching, and tells you to report to HR with in 60 minutes,

Lads shite themselves,,walking round the office panicking saying what are we gonna say, we're fucked we're fucked,, I kept it going for 45 minutes, kept telling them ,

I ffking told ye not to watch that shit in here, ye Fools,

Eventually I told them the truth, I got a dead arm for my troubles, totally worth it

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

Reset a friend’s phone to autocorrect common words to rude ones. Extra points for making them start with the same letters

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I managed to convince a particularly gullible friend at college that he was embroiled in an organised crime syndicate who where going to force him to deal hard drugs. He was literally planning to pack and leave the country. "

Says a lot about what he thought about those he was mixing with to believe it

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Few years ago got my hands on a HR fake mail

Looked exactly the same as our company HR Dept mail,

Waithed till the crew watched porn on the sly in work then send all 3 of them the mail,

It shuts down the screen you are watching, and tells you to report to HR with in 60 minutes,

Lads shite themselves,,walking round the office panicking saying what are we gonna say, we're fucked we're fucked,, I kept it going for 45 minutes, kept telling them ,

I ffking told ye not to watch that shit in here, ye Fools,

Eventually I told them the truth, I got a dead arm for my troubles, totally worth it "

At least they procrastinated long enough not to actually go to HR. I’m surprised all you got was a dead arm

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Reset a friend’s phone to autocorrect common words to rude ones. Extra points for making them start with the same letters"

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Few years ago got my hands on a HR fake mail

Looked exactly the same as our company HR Dept mail,

Waithed till the crew watched porn on the sly in work then send all 3 of them the mail,

It shuts down the screen you are watching, and tells you to report to HR with in 60 minutes,

Lads shite themselves,,walking round the office panicking saying what are we gonna say, we're fucked we're fucked,, I kept it going for 45 minutes, kept telling them ,

I ffking told ye not to watch that shit in here, ye Fools,

Eventually I told them the truth, I got a dead arm for my troubles, totally worth it

At least they procrastinated long enough not to actually go to HR. I’m surprised all you got was a dead arm "

they got me back way worse about a year later, they found a tax office mail, altered it and sent it to me just a few weeks after I bought property in Europe, feckers had me going for the whole day,, lol

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Few years ago got my hands on a HR fake mail

Looked exactly the same as our company HR Dept mail,

Waithed till the crew watched porn on the sly in work then send all 3 of them the mail,

It shuts down the screen you are watching, and tells you to report to HR with in 60 minutes,

Lads shite themselves,,walking round the office panicking saying what are we gonna say, we're fucked we're fucked,, I kept it going for 45 minutes, kept telling them ,

I ffking told ye not to watch that shit in here, ye Fools,

Eventually I told them the truth, I got a dead arm for my troubles, totally worth it

At least they procrastinated long enough not to actually go to HR. I’m surprised all you got was a dead arm they got me back way worse about a year later, they found a tax office mail, altered it and sent it to me just a few weeks after I bought property in Europe, feckers had me going for the whole day,, lol"

Karma

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London


"I managed to convince a particularly gullible friend at college that he was embroiled in an organised crime syndicate who where going to force him to deal hard drugs. He was literally planning to pack and leave the country.

Says a lot about what he thought about those he was mixing with to believe it "

It was way more complicated than that. He’d never even met “them”. I didn’t mean to finish it with this bombshell, but he just kept swallowing everything I fed him, so after a while I just went for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Second one as an adult. Someone I knew asked what a chilli was in the works restaurant. We told him to eat a green one whole, he did and well you know the outcome, burning mouth etc. He asked how to stop it, so we told him to eat a red one as it’s there to counteract the effects of the green... yep he did.

We couldn’t stop laughing at the dumbness of the moment and red equals danger.

Best bit was following him to a well known chemist and watching him explain what he’d done and how they could help... the pharmacist’s face was a picture and then she laughed "

Oh dear that's terrible but I did laugh the thought of him eating the red one to help poor man!

I'm rubbish at pranks. I once lay down on the kitchen floor ready for when my partner came home from work and I had squirted ketchup everywhere so it looked like I had fell but he just stared at me for a moment then made a sandwich

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

As a young lad move a friends car then told him it was stolen..

..

Made him believe he forgot where he parked it ...

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I managed to convince a particularly gullible friend at college that he was embroiled in an organised crime syndicate who where going to force him to deal hard drugs. He was literally planning to pack and leave the country.

Says a lot about what he thought about those he was mixing with to believe it

It was way more complicated than that. He’d never even met “them”. I didn’t mean to finish it with this bombshell, but he just kept swallowing everything I fed him, so after a while I just went for him. "

Lamb to the slaughter

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Second one as an adult. Someone I knew asked what a chilli was in the works restaurant. We told him to eat a green one whole, he did and well you know the outcome, burning mouth etc. He asked how to stop it, so we told him to eat a red one as it’s there to counteract the effects of the green... yep he did.

We couldn’t stop laughing at the dumbness of the moment and red equals danger.

Best bit was following him to a well known chemist and watching him explain what he’d done and how they could help... the pharmacist’s face was a picture and then she laughed

Oh dear that's terrible but I did laugh the thought of him eating the red one to help poor man!

I'm rubbish at pranks. I once lay down on the kitchen floor ready for when my partner came home from work and I had squirted ketchup everywhere so it looked like I had fell but he just stared at me for a moment then made a sandwich "

I know, we were shocked when he fell for the red one and did it again.... everyone knows red means danger right

I hope you gave him a ketchup slap

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny "

What.... couldn’t they smell it ?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"As a young lad move a friends car then told him it was stolen..

..

Made him believe he forgot where he parked it ... "

it’s easy to forget where you put the car

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh


"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny

What.... couldn’t they smell it ? "

Football changing rooms smell of deep heat, stale bodies and sewage. Even a direct sniff may not be evidence enough

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny

What.... couldn’t they smell it ?

Football changing rooms smell of deep heat, stale bodies and sewage. Even a direct sniff may not be evidence enough "

I don’t even want to think about why sewage

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"As a young lad move a friends car then told him it was stolen..

..

Made him believe he forgot where he parked it ...

it’s easy to forget where you put the car "

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh


"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny

What.... couldn’t they smell it ?

Football changing rooms smell of deep heat, stale bodies and sewage. Even a direct sniff may not be evidence enough

I don’t even want to think about why sewage "

There’s lots of money at the top of the pyramid, sadly lots of clubs can’t afford to upgrade old grounds lower down. Plus some people shit in others bags and shoes. Animals

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

One place I worked at used a VOIP phone system, with all calls recorded. I answered a call to one bloke who was having a moan about my boss. He said he wanted to speak to his boss. I replies that my boss owned the company. The customer replied with "your boss is a cunt".

After the call ended, I got the recording and re-programmed my boss' phone's ring tone to "your boss is a cunt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone in the workplace is stealing food buy some chocolate eclairs.

Do not open them, just put them on a radiator at home still sealed in their plastic container.

Let them sit for about 2-3 days.

A little warmth is best not too much heat to melt.

Then take them into work and put them in the fridge.

The thief will be identified shortly.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny

What.... couldn’t they smell it ?

Football changing rooms smell of deep heat, stale bodies and sewage. Even a direct sniff may not be evidence enough

I don’t even want to think about why sewage

There’s lots of money at the top of the pyramid, sadly lots of clubs can’t afford to upgrade old grounds lower down. Plus some people shit in others bags and shoes. Animals "

TMI

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"One place I worked at used a VOIP phone system, with all calls recorded. I answered a call to one bloke who was having a moan about my boss. He said he wanted to speak to his boss. I replies that my boss owned the company. The customer replied with "your boss is a cunt".

After the call ended, I got the recording and re-programmed my boss' phone's ring tone to "your boss is a cunt" "

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"If someone in the workplace is stealing food buy some chocolate eclairs.

Do not open them, just put them on a radiator at home still sealed in their plastic container.

Let them sit for about 2-3 days.

A little warmth is best not too much heat to melt.

Then take them into work and put them in the fridge.

The thief will be identified shortly."

Oh that’s cruel.... never understood work food thieves though, you know it’s not yours but you still do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr sheen up the stair Bannister and remove the lightbulb after dark.

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh


"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny

What.... couldn’t they smell it ?

Football changing rooms smell of deep heat, stale bodies and sewage. Even a direct sniff may not be evidence enough

I don’t even want to think about why sewage

There’s lots of money at the top of the pyramid, sadly lots of clubs can’t afford to upgrade old grounds lower down. Plus some people shit in others bags and shoes. Animals

TMI "

Not even close to the most horrific thing I’ve witnessed in a changing room

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"

Mr sheen up the stair Bannister and remove the lightbulb after dark.

"

Nice shiny bannister ?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny

What.... couldn’t they smell it ?

Football changing rooms smell of deep heat, stale bodies and sewage. Even a direct sniff may not be evidence enough

I don’t even want to think about why sewage

There’s lots of money at the top of the pyramid, sadly lots of clubs can’t afford to upgrade old grounds lower down. Plus some people shit in others bags and shoes. Animals

TMI

Not even close to the most horrific thing I’ve witnessed in a changing room"

I don’t think I want to know

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh


"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny

What.... couldn’t they smell it ?

Football changing rooms smell of deep heat, stale bodies and sewage. Even a direct sniff may not be evidence enough

I don’t even want to think about why sewage

There’s lots of money at the top of the pyramid, sadly lots of clubs can’t afford to upgrade old grounds lower down. Plus some people shit in others bags and shoes. Animals

TMI

Not even close to the most horrific thing I’ve witnessed in a changing room

I don’t think I want to know "

Almost certainly not . Blokes are horrible creatures

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny

What.... couldn’t they smell it ?

Football changing rooms smell of deep heat, stale bodies and sewage. Even a direct sniff may not be evidence enough

I don’t even want to think about why sewage

There’s lots of money at the top of the pyramid, sadly lots of clubs can’t afford to upgrade old grounds lower down. Plus some people shit in others bags and shoes. Animals

TMI

Not even close to the most horrific thing I’ve witnessed in a changing room

I don’t think I want to know

Almost certainly not . Blokes are horrible creatures "

Haha I knew that already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Mr sheen up the stair Bannister and remove the lightbulb after dark.

Nice shiny bannister ? "

Fall down the stairs don't they.

Check the life insurance first!

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh


"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny

What.... couldn’t they smell it ?

Football changing rooms smell of deep heat, stale bodies and sewage. Even a direct sniff may not be evidence enough

I don’t even want to think about why sewage

There’s lots of money at the top of the pyramid, sadly lots of clubs can’t afford to upgrade old grounds lower down. Plus some people shit in others bags and shoes. Animals

TMI

Not even close to the most horrific thing I’ve witnessed in a changing room

I don’t think I want to know

Almost certainly not . Blokes are horrible creatures

Haha I knew that already "

Not so disgusting that you’ve seen enough to fully turn you to women!

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny

What.... couldn’t they smell it ?

Football changing rooms smell of deep heat, stale bodies and sewage. Even a direct sniff may not be evidence enough

I don’t even want to think about why sewage

There’s lots of money at the top of the pyramid, sadly lots of clubs can’t afford to upgrade old grounds lower down. Plus some people shit in others bags and shoes. Animals

TMI

Not even close to the most horrific thing I’ve witnessed in a changing room

I don’t think I want to know

Almost certainly not . Blokes are horrible creatures

Haha I knew that already

Not so disgusting that you’ve seen enough to fully turn you to women!"

I’ve not turned that way yet... plus I’ve been lucky, they always cum freshly washed and smelling devine

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh


"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny

What.... couldn’t they smell it ?

Football changing rooms smell of deep heat, stale bodies and sewage. Even a direct sniff may not be evidence enough

I don’t even want to think about why sewage

There’s lots of money at the top of the pyramid, sadly lots of clubs can’t afford to upgrade old grounds lower down. Plus some people shit in others bags and shoes. Animals

TMI

Not even close to the most horrific thing I’ve witnessed in a changing room

I don’t think I want to know

Almost certainly not . Blokes are horrible creatures

Haha I knew that already

Not so disgusting that you’ve seen enough to fully turn you to women!

I’ve not turned that way yet... plus I’ve been lucky, they always cum freshly washed and smelling devine "

Haha!!! So THATS what I’ve been doing wrong this whole time! Duly noted and I’ll keep that in mind

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"Just a few days ago someone covered a friend of my son's car in flour, spaghetti hoops and eggs, it took two car washes and a jet wash to get it off. But they still found a way of being amused

Your friend’s son was amused or just the instigator ?"

No idea who the instigator was... The victims saw the funny side

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"As a fully grown adult I’ve put deep heat into the pants and jeans of members of my football team. Never stopped being funny

What.... couldn’t they smell it ?

Football changing rooms smell of deep heat, stale bodies and sewage. Even a direct sniff may not be evidence enough

I don’t even want to think about why sewage

There’s lots of money at the top of the pyramid, sadly lots of clubs can’t afford to upgrade old grounds lower down. Plus some people shit in others bags and shoes. Animals

TMI

Not even close to the most horrific thing I’ve witnessed in a changing room

I don’t think I want to know

Almost certainly not . Blokes are horrible creatures

Haha I knew that already

Not so disgusting that you’ve seen enough to fully turn you to women!

I’ve not turned that way yet... plus I’ve been lucky, they always cum freshly washed and smelling devine

Haha!!! So THATS what I’ve been doing wrong this whole time! Duly noted and I’ll keep that in mind "

I couldn’t possibly comment on that, but seems you may be a quick learner

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Just a few days ago someone covered a friend of my son's car in flour, spaghetti hoops and eggs, it took two car washes and a jet wash to get it off. But they still found a way of being amused

Your friend’s son was amused or just the instigator ?

No idea who the instigator was... The victims saw the funny side"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is pranking, and there is pranking, worst thing I did was coat the end of a hoover pipe in black paint and ask someone if to check it for blockages, simple anc effective

The last time someone pranked me I ended up in A&E with a broken ankle with a trimalleolar fracture repaired by internal fixation. Not pleasant, especially with 2 months off work and physio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt do this but I was told about it.

Where I used to work there was an ex prison guard. He reckons they are the biggest pranksters. He said he once emptied someone's toothpaste and squirted in garlic paste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one of those TV remote watches when I was a kid. Learned the codes for a few neighbours TV’s and had fun.

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