FabSwingers.com forum: Anyone ever used Golden Syrup as lube?

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there any other type of lube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagining that can only lead to a sticky situation

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

That's how they make candy floss you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m more a treacle tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would imagine you get a waxing at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar on Me

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Imagining that can only lead to a sticky situation

Sticky fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More of a strawberry jam kinda man.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I know someone who used garlic mayo after a night out and then got maggots cause of it

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

Lard every time.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"That's how they make candy floss you know

I did wonder

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I only use it for anal sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but I know someone who used garlic mayo after a night out and then got maggots cause of it "

. People are weird

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I’m more a treacle tart"

Yes Mary Berry would be proud of your well browned bottom

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar on Me

We dance to this at Zumba

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I can imagine there’s a distinct level of friction involved in that. Almost like it works against itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asking for a friend

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sticky fingers

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

No but I had a Hollywood wax and that's pretty much the same thing.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Asking for a friend

Theres a sentence I've never read before

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Have you tried honey? That could give you a real buzz...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Have you tried honey? That could give you a real buzz..."
Oh dear

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By *ong_John2333Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Have you tried honey? That could give you a real buzz..."

H-I've never thought about it like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asking for a friend

You’re the sweetest thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asking for a friend

You’re the sweetest thing

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ive ever seen baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asking for a friend

You’re the sweetest thing

ive ever seen baby

How’s Percy ?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Ooo no but I do enjoy syrup

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Have you tried honey? That could give you a real buzz... Oh dear

I'll get my coat...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Imagining that can only lead to a sticky situation

The stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

A sweet and sticky situation indeed x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Golden Syrup isn't a lube, it's an adhesive!!!

Not speaking from personal experience of course, pure conjecture....

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"More of a strawberry jam kinda man."

Seedless I'm hoping

The jam I mean

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

If you sprinkle porridge on you have a nice post coital flapjack to enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you sprinkle porridge on you have a nice post coital flapjack to enjoy"

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"No but I know someone who used garlic mayo after a night out and then got maggots cause of it "

Oh lord no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asking for a friend

You’re the sweetest thing

ive ever seen baby

How’s Percy ?

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sledge hes hammered

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Squelch, pop. Squelch, pop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Syrup ring mmmm

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No but I know someone who used garlic mayo after a night out and then got maggots cause of it "

maggots are from flies eggs..... so doubt it...... unless........

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I can imagine there’s a distinct level of friction involved in that. Almost like it works against itself."

I like the fact you've given it some thought

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Have you tried honey? That could give you a real buzz..."

I've used honey before to drizzle on and lick off various body parts, that was fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its a squishy fanny would you call it a golden syrup sponge pudding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wd 40 ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m more a treacle tart

Yes Mary Berry would be proud of your well browned bottom

Haha I’ll be working on that in two weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asking for a friend

Minnie did you try this? Asking for a friend

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Say what now!!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yes and our genitals are still stuck together to this day.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve heard of bees round a honey pot but this is another level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#gamechanger

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

I'm not sure I'd ever get around to actually fucking if syrup was used, I'd be far too busy chowing down

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Asking for a friend

Minnie did you try this? Asking for a friend

Had to put this on hold for lockdown

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By *tarbuck007Man
over a year ago

up2no good

Washing up liquid is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Washing up liquid is better "
has to be fairy though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t beat a bit of “crisp n dry” to be fair!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Asking for a friend

Minnie did you try this? Asking for a friend

Had to put this on hold for lockdown

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