FabSwingers.com forum: Rate your skills and bedroom magic powers

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me being the universes best fuck is cool and all but i wanna know how you rate your own skills in the fucking department

So mark yourself out of 100

Double dare ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

87.3

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Are we rating everything today? I rate my boobs a gazillion

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Are we rating everything today? I rate my boobs a gazillion

What's your vagina and bumhole like though? That's what you should really be rating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a 4 but I'm enthusiastic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we rating everything today? I rate my boobs a gazillion

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yes its international ratings day

nice boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99.9

I won't swallow

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Bedroom magic in my house is emptying the wash basket

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bedroom magic in my house is emptying the wash basket

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if thats what you want to call it

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

It would depend on who I’m with. Some women I feel I can read what the like really easily and I feel like I’m really good at it. Occasionally though I find a woman where it’s fine but there just doesn’t seem to be that level of connection or chemistry and I feel pretty average.

Therefore it’s too difficult to give a single score to.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Bedroom magic in my house is emptying the wash basket

if thats what you want to call it

Ooohhh matron

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we rating everything today? I rate my boobs a gazillion

What's your vagina and bumhole like though? That's what you should really be rating."
so tempted to do rate babs bumhole now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Always room for improvement and it’s a good number

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

As len would say seveeeeeeennnn

Every now and again I’d get a 10 from len

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Are we rating everything today? I rate my boobs a gazillion

What's your vagina and bumhole like though? That's what you should really be rating."

Both in good working order and after watching the anal prolapse thingy, it’s going to stay that way. Thank you Meli for sharing

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By *absfunguyMan
over a year ago

Home Counties &

101, I just got a little better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahha

Roaring ratings.. revelation. Revolutionary, out of scale.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Are we rating everything today? I rate my boobs a gazillion

yes its international ratings day

nice boobs

Thank you

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Are we rating everything today? I rate my boobs a gazillion

What's your vagina and bumhole like though? That's what you should really be rating.

Both in good working order and after watching the anal prolapse thingy, it’s going to stay that way. Thank you Meli for sharing

WHAT!!!!!

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Not sure I could rate myself, my veris seem to indicate a high score tho

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Are we rating everything today? I rate my boobs a gazillion

What's your vagina and bumhole like though? That's what you should really be rating.

Both in good working order and after watching the anal prolapse thingy, it’s going to stay that way. Thank you Meli for sharing

Oooo! I found the perfect item for you. You can buy rosebud butt plugs so you can have the rosebud without the prolapse. I will send you a link.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LoO. This is hilarious. I was just about to roll my eyes when i saw the title.. now laughing;-) thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we rating everything today? I rate my boobs a gazillion

What's your vagina and bumhole like though? That's what you should really be rating.

Both in good working order and after watching the anal prolapse thingy, it’s going to stay that way. Thank you Meli for sharing

Oooo! I found the perfect item for you. You can buy rosebud butt plugs so you can have the rosebud without the prolapse. I will send you a link.

Is it a cute glass one?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Are we rating everything today? I rate my boobs a gazillion

What's your vagina and bumhole like though? That's what you should really be rating.

Both in good working order and after watching the anal prolapse thingy, it’s going to stay that way. Thank you Meli for sharing

Oooo! I found the perfect item for you. You can buy rosebud butt plugs so you can have the rosebud without the prolapse. I will send you a link.

You just keep on giving Meli!

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

8.2. Richter, though.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Both in good working order and after watching the anal prolapse thingy, it’s going to stay that way. Thank you Meli for sharing

Oooo! I found the perfect item for you. You can buy rosebud butt plugs so you can have the rosebud without the prolapse. I will send you a link.

Is it a cute glass one?

It is!

How do you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both in good working order and after watching the anal prolapse thingy, it’s going to stay that way. Thank you Meli for sharing

Oooo! I found the perfect item for you. You can buy rosebud butt plugs so you can have the rosebud without the prolapse. I will send you a link.

Is it a cute glass one?

It is!

How do you know? "

Its been on my wishlist for a while haha

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By *handraWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

57 out of 100

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

46/100

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

i have magic hands

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Sixty nine. Obviously

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"2"

Really? I'd give you one...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Really? I'd give you one...

You may find yourself dissapointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it, 100, may as well blow my own trumpet as others won't do It for me

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Really? I'd give you one...

You may find yourself dissapointed."

Practice makes perfect

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Fuck it, 100, may as well blow my own trumpet as others won't do It for me

You must be pretty flexible.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Really? I'd give you one...

You may find yourself dissapointed.

Practice makes perfect

Tried that unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, 100, may as well blow my own trumpet as others won't do It for me

You must be pretty flexible."

Not literally

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By *ueen of sleezeWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Well I am crap so need experience lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably in the minus now since its been 2 years

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Really? I'd give you one...

You may find yourself dissapointed.

Practice makes perfect

Tried that unfortunately. "

You're making this very hard you know...

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Fuck it, 100, may as well blow my own trumpet as others won't do It for me

You must be pretty flexible."

He can’t do Tuesdays though

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I knew someone would quote 69 ...I reckon 96 as I'm in a huff

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Really? I'd give you one...

You may find yourself dissapointed.

Practice makes perfect

Tried that unfortunately.

You're making this very hard you know..."

If the thought of dissapointing sex makes you hard, that's on you mate

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Really? I'd give you one...

You may find yourself dissapointed.

Practice makes perfect

Tried that unfortunately.

You're making this very hard you know...

If the thought of dissapointing sex makes you hard, that's on you mate

Don't you kink shame me!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Really? I'd give you one...

You may find yourself dissapointed.

Practice makes perfect

Tried that unfortunately.

You're making this very hard you know...

If the thought of dissapointing sex makes you hard, that's on you mate

Don't you kink shame me!

Sorry! Shame on me. I should be grateful some are into it or I'd never get laid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 for effort ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Haggrid bounds into the room*

"Yer a wizard Ghengis and thumpin' good one I'll wager".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 for both of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"99.9

I won't swallow"
That’s seen the rating drop dramatically

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Loving the confidence folks

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

62.7

Methinks I could do with more practice

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to go with a solid 85%

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

For those that come back id say pretty high. For those that dont id say pretty low

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a clap-a-monitor. So a group of at least 6 people to sit on the sides and clap as and when they feel like it.

Audience participation is not permitted.

Clap that ball to the top and the light goes off and it sirens, 'you've hit the bullseye!!!' It's the most efficient way to keep score I find.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For those that come back id say pretty high. For those that dont id say pretty low"
logical as ever

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By *.W CPLCouple
over a year ago

PRESTON

Me around 40 her about 85

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"62.7

Methinks I could do with more practice

Lex "

I’m very happy to be a sparring partner

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

0 unless I am told otherwise, confidence is helped by being told what to do, everyone is different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

80%

Could do better

Runs out of steam when bouncing on top

Won't Swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me being the universes best fuck is cool and all but i wanna know how you rate your own skills in the fucking department

So mark yourself out of 100

Double dare ya

If with the right person, I would give it 99.75%. Its the total package I am good at. From kissing with a lot of passion

to sensual massages. Not just fucking

The .25% is room for improvement

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

More rankings and ratings needed

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