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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello hello hello, and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes in answer to your question we are looking for a cordless hover and possibly a sofa bed but we may wait a while for that. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well 2nd or 3rd will do me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm first. "

Nice one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in! What are the rules ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes in answer to your question we are looking for a cordless hover and possibly a sofa bed but we may wait a while for that. X"

I like the idea of a cordless vacuum cleaner. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well 2nd or 3rd will do me"

Congratulations, Golden. Your tonight's second third poster. Bronzeface

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m in. And I’m going to break all the rules!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I want to play. I'm bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give golden wonder 1st place

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I want to play. I'm bored.

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Rules are meant to be broken.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in! What are the rules ?"

Anything goes, you set the agenda. There are no rules. Except for the forum rules for goodness sakes. Don't do dirty laundry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well 2nd or 3rd will do me

Congratulations, Golden. Your tonight's second third poster. Bronzeface"

Thank you.

Sooo pleased made my night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give golden wonder 1st place "

I'd give you one too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in. And I’m going to break all the rules! "

At last, I can say, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Going to promote a commercial service are you?!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I’m in! What are the rules ?

Anything goes, you set the agenda. There are no rules. Except for the forum rules for goodness sakes. Don't do dirty laundry!"

I have a huge laundry mountain, if anyone is feeling generous enough to come iron for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to play. I'm bored.

"

Fancy a game of Rock Paper Scissors?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I want to play. I'm bored.

Fancy a game of Rock Paper Scissors?"

I'm game,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in. And I’m going to break all the rules! "

I dare you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd give golden wonder 1st place "

You could if you had been first. But unfortunately on this occasion, you're a late night loser. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to play. I'm bored.

Rules are meant to be broken. "

Agreed

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’m in. And I’m going to break all the rules!

I dare you! "

Go on then. Gimme a dare!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to play. I'm bored.

Rules are meant to be broken. "

Keeps the mods busy I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well 2nd or 3rd will do me

Congratulations, Golden. Your tonight's second third poster. Bronzeface

Thank you.

Sooo pleased made my night "

*Puts bronze medal over your head*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give golden wonder 1st place "

Oi! I won fair and square.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in! What are the rules ?

Anything goes, you set the agenda. There are no rules. Except for the forum rules for goodness sakes. Don't do dirty laundry!

I have a huge laundry mountain, if anyone is feeling generous enough to come iron for me "

Iron like a lion in zion. That's not a yes by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in! What are the rules ?

Anything goes, you set the agenda. There are no rules. Except for the forum rules for goodness sakes. Don't do dirty laundry!

I have a huge laundry mountain, if anyone is feeling generous enough to come iron for me "

I like ironing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to play. I'm bored.

Fancy a game of Rock Paper Scissors?

I'm game, "

That doesn't surprise me. You first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in. And I’m going to break all the rules!

I dare you!

Go on then. Gimme a dare!"

Answer your messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in. And I’m going to break all the rules!

I dare you!

Go on then. Gimme a dare!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAOR6ib95kQ

Gorillaz - DARE (Official Video) - YouTube

There you go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can iron my clothes anytime lorna x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd give golden wonder 1st place

Oi! I won fair and square. "

You tell him.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I want to play. I'm bored.

Fancy a game of Rock Paper Scissors?

I'm game,

That doesn't surprise me. You first."

Scissors

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can iron my clothes anytime lorna x "

Best chat up line ever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to play. I'm bored.

Fancy a game of Rock Paper Scissors?

I'm game,

That doesn't surprise me. You first.

Scissors"

Rock. Unlucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to play. I'm bored.

Fancy a game of Rock Paper Scissors?

I'm game,

That doesn't surprise me. You first.

Scissors

Rock. Unlucky."

Paper! And who the daddy!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Good evening sweethearts .. I should be asleep but my head hurts from trying to translate French.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening sweethearts .. I should be asleep but my head hurts from trying to translate French. "

Need any help? He says he fancies the pants of you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to play. I'm bored.

Fancy a game of Rock Paper Scissors?

I'm game,

That doesn't surprise me. You first.

Scissors

Rock. Unlucky.

Paper! And who the daddy!"

Erm, I'm the current Rock Paper Scissors daddy. Because we weren't playing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to play. I'm bored.

Fancy a game of Rock Paper Scissors?

I'm game,

That doesn't surprise me. You first.

Scissors

Rock. Unlucky.

Paper! And who the daddy!

Erm, I'm the current Rock Paper Scissors daddy. Because we weren't playing."

What you said rock I said paper I win!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I don't have laundry or ironing but I have a door in need of repair. The doorknob is loose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening sweethearts .. I should be asleep but my head hurts from trying to translate French. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Freya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuPL_Bgmvvs

Girls Aloud - Can't Speak French - YouTube

Vevo. I said Vevo like Vice Reeves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have laundry or ironing but I have a door in need of repair. The doorknob is loose."

I know only a little about knobs, but always happy to help

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I want to play. I'm bored.

Fancy a game of Rock Paper Scissors?

I'm game,

That doesn't surprise me. You first.

Scissors

Rock. Unlucky.

Paper! And who the daddy!"

I said scissors, I win.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to play. I'm bored.

Fancy a game of Rock Paper Scissors?

I'm game,

That doesn't surprise me. You first.

Scissors

Rock. Unlucky.

Paper! And who the daddy!

Erm, I'm the current Rock Paper Scissors daddy. Because we weren't playing.

What you said rock I said paper I win!"

I don't know how Rock Paper Scissors is played in France. But here, we start again. Jeez, no wonder we voted for Brexit. Think you can beat me? Here we go. Scissors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It turns out foreigners have absolutely no idea how to play Rock Paper Scissors.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I want to play. I'm bored.

Fancy a game of Rock Paper Scissors?

I'm game,

That doesn't surprise me. You first.

Scissors

Rock. Unlucky.

Paper! And who the daddy!

Erm, I'm the current Rock Paper Scissors daddy. Because we weren't playing.

What you said rock I said paper I win!

I don't know how Rock Paper Scissors is played in France. But here, we start again. Jeez, no wonder we voted for Brexit. Think you can beat me? Here we go. Scissors."

Rock, I win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to play. I'm bored.

Fancy a game of Rock Paper Scissors?

I'm game,

That doesn't surprise me. You first.

Scissors

Rock. Unlucky.

Paper! And who the daddy!

I said scissors, I win."

No, that was earlier! You lost to Jim! And then I beat in. Stop cheating, guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It turns out foreigners have absolutely no idea how to play Rock Paper Scissors."

I call slender!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can iron my clothes anytime lorna x "

Hahaha. That's a good line.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to play. I'm bored.

Fancy a game of Rock Paper Scissors?

I'm game,

That doesn't surprise me. You first.

Scissors

Rock. Unlucky.

Paper! And who the daddy!

Erm, I'm the current Rock Paper Scissors daddy. Because we weren't playing.

What you said rock I said paper I win!

I don't know how Rock Paper Scissors is played in France. But here, we start again. Jeez, no wonder we voted for Brexit. Think you can beat me? Here we go. Scissors.

Rock, I win."

I'm not playing you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give golden wonder 1st place

Oi! I won fair and square.

You tell him."

I did Jim, I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"It turns out foreigners have absolutely no idea how to play Rock Paper Scissors.

I call slender!"

I second that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It turns out foreigners have absolutely no idea how to play Rock Paper Scissors.

I call slender!

I second that!"

Good girl !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Paper"

Now you're just typing random words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It turns out foreigners have absolutely no idea how to play Rock Paper Scissors."

Play rock paper scissors balls.

That's alot more fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your all on drugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/11/19 02:04:19]"

Return to slender. Thank you very much.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Paper

Now you're just typing random words."

How do you play this game?

Please explain...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It turns out foreigners have absolutely no idea how to play Rock Paper Scissors.

Play rock paper scissors balls.

That's alot more fun. "

Tell me how balls work.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"It turns out foreigners have absolutely no idea how to play Rock Paper Scissors.

I call slender!

I second that!

Good girl !"

And my door's still broken.

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I'm in, as in back home, and I've no idea what's going on, so I'll watch until I work out how to break all the rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your all on drugs"

We're all high on Rock Paper Scissors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Paper

Now you're just typing random words.

How do you play this game?

Please explain..."

I'm ever so slightly teasing, because all you said was paper. Choose one from Rock, Paper or Scissors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It turns out foreigners have absolutely no idea how to play Rock Paper Scissors.

I call slender!

I second that!

Good girl !

And my door's still broken. "

Is it your backdoor?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Paper

Now you're just typing random words.

How do you play this game?

Please explain...

I'm ever so slightly teasing, because all you said was paper. Choose one from Rock, Paper or Scissors."

Ok, I'll say...scissors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in, as in back home, and I've no idea what's going on, so I'll watch until I work out how to break all the rules "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitten. Welcome home, you dirty, dirty stop out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It turns out foreigners have absolutely no idea how to play Rock Paper Scissors.

I call slender!

I second that!

Good girl !

And my door's still broken.

Is it your backdoor?"

I’ll fix it! I have a screwdriver somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Paper

Now you're just typing random words.

How do you play this game?

Please explain...

I'm ever so slightly teasing, because all you said was paper. Choose one from Rock, Paper or Scissors.

Ok, I'll say...scissors."

Paper! Oh shit.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"It turns out foreigners have absolutely no idea how to play Rock Paper Scissors.

I call slender!

I second that!

Good girl !

And my door's still broken.

Is it your backdoor?"

Urm.....nope.

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"I'm in, as in back home, and I've no idea what's going on, so I'll watch until I work out how to break all the rules

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitten. Welcome home, you dirty, dirty stop out."

A dirty stop out would surely be returning after dawn. This was a mere fab group social

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Paper

Now you're just typing random words.

How do you play this game?

Please explain...

I'm ever so slightly teasing, because all you said was paper. Choose one from Rock, Paper or Scissors.

Ok, I'll say...scissors.

Paper! Oh shit."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is it with Frenchmen and backdoors?

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By *ugh43Man
over a year ago

leicester barrow

I,m last ??

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By *ugh43Man
over a year ago

leicester barrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in, as in back home, and I've no idea what's going on, so I'll watch until I work out how to break all the rules

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitten. Welcome home, you dirty, dirty stop out.

A dirty stop out would surely be returning after dawn. This was a mere fab group social "

I just wanted to call you dirty. Good night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it with Frenchmen and backdoors?"

Don’t get me started on watermelons!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I,m last ??"

Hugh know it. Well, you're not last anymore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Paper

Now you're just typing random words.

How do you play this game?

Please explain...

I'm ever so slightly teasing, because all you said was paper. Choose one from Rock, Paper or Scissors.

Ok, I'll say...scissors.

Paper! Oh shit.

"

Well played.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"It turns out foreigners have absolutely no idea how to play Rock Paper Scissors.

I call slender!

I second that!

Good girl !

And my door's still broken.

Is it your backdoor?

I’ll fix it! I have a screwdriver somewhere "

You may want to check both.

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By *ugh43Man
over a year ago

leicester barrow

Result, ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is it with Frenchmen and backdoors?

Don’t get me started on watermelons!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Result, ????"

Lorraine won.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Result, ????"

The french are making a comeback

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"I'm in, as in back home, and I've no idea what's going on, so I'll watch until I work out how to break all the rules

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitten. Welcome home, you dirty, dirty stop out.

A dirty stop out would surely be returning after dawn. This was a mere fab group social

I just wanted to call you dirty. Good night?"

Haha Did it feel as good as you'd hoped?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Result, ????

The french are making a comeback "

Really? Choose your Rock Paper Scissors weapon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in, as in back home, and I've no idea what's going on, so I'll watch until I work out how to break all the rules

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitten. Welcome home, you dirty, dirty stop out.

A dirty stop out would surely be returning after dawn. This was a mere fab group social

I just wanted to call you dirty. Good night?

Haha Did it feel as good as you'd hoped? "

I enjoyed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Result, ????

The french are making a comeback

Really? Choose your Rock Paper Scissors weapon."

Rock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hugh, you've got something on your face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Result, ????

The french are making a comeback

Really? Choose your Rock Paper Scissors weapon.

Rock"

Paper. In your Frenchface!

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"Result, ????

The french are making a comeback

Really? Choose your Rock Paper Scissors weapon.

Rock

Paper. In your Frenchface!"

Scissors. I smash it!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Result, ????

The french are making a comeback "

Rematch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Result, ????

The french are making a comeback

Really? Choose your Rock Paper Scissors weapon.

Rock

Paper. In your Frenchface!"

Damn! You’re good at this game. What did we say? An item of clothing off each time we loose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Result, ????

The french are making a comeback

Really? Choose your Rock Paper Scissors weapon.

Rock

Paper. In your Frenchface!

Scissors. I smash it!"

Blimey, not you as well. We start again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Result, ????

The french are making a comeback

Really? Choose your Rock Paper Scissors weapon.

Rock

Paper. In your Frenchface!

Damn! You’re good at this game. What did we say? An item of clothing off each time we loose? "

Strip Rock Paper Scissors, I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Result, ????

The french are making a comeback

Really? Choose your Rock Paper Scissors weapon.

Rock

Paper. In your Frenchface!

Scissors. I smash it!"

In your face, Jim! (No, I’m not competitive, and she’s not my friend...well she is , but not the way you think, you, perv!)

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"Result, ????

The french are making a comeback

Really? Choose your Rock Paper Scissors weapon.

Rock

Paper. In your Frenchface!

Damn! You’re good at this game. What did we say? An item of clothing off each time we loose?

Strip Rock Paper Scissors, I like it."

I'm already naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Result, ????

The french are making a comeback

Really? Choose your Rock Paper Scissors weapon.

Rock

Paper. In your Frenchface!

Damn! You’re good at this game. What did we say? An item of clothing off each time we loose?

Strip Rock Paper Scissors, I like it."

Pic in public gallery to prove it though

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"Result, ????

The french are making a comeback

Really? Choose your Rock Paper Scissors weapon.

Rock

Paper. In your Frenchface!

Damn! You’re good at this game. What did we say? An item of clothing off each time we loose?

Strip Rock Paper Scissors, I like it.

I'm already naked "

...I could pretend I had clothes on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Result, ????

The french are making a comeback

Really? Choose your Rock Paper Scissors weapon.

Rock

Paper. In your Frenchface!

Damn! You’re good at this game. What did we say? An item of clothing off each time we loose?

Strip Rock Paper Scissors, I like it.

I'm already naked "

Ohh it's far too cold for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Result, ????

The french are making a comeback

Really? Choose your Rock Paper Scissors weapon.

Rock

Paper. In your Frenchface!

Damn! You’re good at this game. What did we say? An item of clothing off each time we loose?

Strip Rock Paper Scissors, I like it.

I'm already naked "

Twizzers next!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Result, ????

The french are making a comeback

Really? Choose your Rock Paper Scissors weapon.

Rock

Paper. In your Frenchface!

Scissors. I smash it!

In your face, Jim! (No, I’m not competitive, and she’s not my friend...well she is , but not the way you think, you, perv!) "

I didn't understand that. But it doesn't matter.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Result, ????

The french are making a comeback

Really? Choose your Rock Paper Scissors weapon.

Rock

Paper. In your Frenchface!

Damn! You’re good at this game. What did we say? An item of clothing off each time we loose?

Strip Rock Paper Scissors, I like it.

I'm already naked

...I could pretend I had clothes on? "

I like the sound of this game.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Result, ????

The french are making a comeback

Really? Choose your Rock Paper Scissors weapon.

Rock

Paper. In your Frenchface!

Damn! You’re good at this game. What did we say? An item of clothing off each time we loose?

Strip Rock Paper Scissors, I like it.

I'm already naked

...I could pretend I had clothes on? "

You do that while I imagine you naked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lorna, have you had your Apple pie and milkshake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lorna, have you had your Apple pie and milkshake?"

Yes ta, about an hour ago.

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"Lorna, have you had your Apple pie and milkshake?

Yes ta, about an hour ago. "

Any left? I'm starving! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lorna, have you had your Apple pie and milkshake?

Yes ta, about an hour ago. "

Nice. Where's Ash?! We're over one hundred posts into a ²nd nocturnal thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lorna, have you had your Apple pie and milkshake?"

Random A.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lorna, have you had your Apple pie and milkshake?

Yes ta, about an hour ago.

Any left? I'm starving! x"

No but I have Jaffa Cakes... Want one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lorna, have you had your Apple pie and milkshake?

Yes ta, about an hour ago.

Nice. Where's Ash?! We're over one hundred posts into a ²nd nocturnal thread."

He's currently snoring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lorna, have you had your Apple pie and milkshake?

Random A."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lorna, have you had your Apple pie and milkshake?

Yes ta, about an hour ago.

Nice. Where's Ash?! We're over one hundred posts into a ²nd nocturnal thread.

He's currently snoring. "

Always the musical man

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"Lorna, have you had your Apple pie and milkshake?

Yes ta, about an hour ago.

Any left? I'm starving! x

No but I have Jaffa Cakes... Want one? "

If you start me on Jaffa Cakes, I won't stop at one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Miley Cyrus' birthday today. Happy birthday, Miley!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My2FRPA3Gf8

Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (Official Video) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lorna, have you had your Apple pie and milkshake?

Yes ta, about an hour ago.

Any left? I'm starving! x

No but I have Jaffa Cakes... Want one?

If you start me on Jaffa Cakes, I won't stop at one!"

That's OK, I have 3 packets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lorna, have you had your Apple pie and milkshake?

Yes ta, about an hour ago.

Any left? I'm starving! x

No but I have Jaffa Cakes... Want one?

If you start me on Jaffa Cakes, I won't stop at one!"

Indulgence is good!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lorna, have you had your Apple pie and milkshake?

Yes ta, about an hour ago.

Nice. Where's Ash?! We're over one hundred posts into a ²nd nocturnal thread.

He's currently snoring. "

I had a feeling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lorna, have you had your Apple pie and milkshake?

Yes ta, about an hour ago.

Any left? I'm starving! x

No but I have Jaffa Cakes... Want one?

If you start me on Jaffa Cakes, I won't stop at one!

That's OK, I have 3 packets. "

It's almost as if you were expecting Kitten.

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"Lorna, have you had your Apple pie and milkshake?

Yes ta, about an hour ago.

Any left? I'm starving! x

No but I have Jaffa Cakes... Want one?

If you start me on Jaffa Cakes, I won't stop at one!

That's OK, I have 3 packets.

It's almost as if you were expecting Kitten."

If she were expecting me, there'd be waaaay more to go at than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It turns out foreigners have absolutely no idea how to play Rock Paper Scissors.

Play rock paper scissors balls.

That's alot more fun.

Tell me how balls work."

Lol. It's where you play the game but someone gets sacked. Everytime.

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By *avartMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Evening all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1984 Clive Donner's A Christmas Carol starring George C. Scott has it's premier. The entire film was shot in Shrewsbury.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lorna, have you had your Apple pie and milkshake?

Yes ta, about an hour ago.

Any left? I'm starving! x

No but I have Jaffa Cakes... Want one?

If you start me on Jaffa Cakes, I won't stop at one!

That's OK, I have 3 packets.

It's almost as if you were expecting Kitten.

If she were expecting me, there'd be waaaay more to go at than that "

You've got quite an appetite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lorna, have you had your Apple pie and milkshake?

Yes ta, about an hour ago.

Any left? I'm starving! x

No but I have Jaffa Cakes... Want one?

If you start me on Jaffa Cakes, I won't stop at one!

That's OK, I have 3 packets.

It's almost as if you were expecting Kitten.

If she were expecting me, there'd be waaaay more to go at than that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lorna, have you had your Apple pie and milkshake?

Yes ta, about an hour ago.

Any left? I'm starving! x

No but I have Jaffa Cakes... Want one?

If you start me on Jaffa Cakes, I won't stop at one!

That's OK, I have 3 packets.

It's almost as if you were expecting Kitten."

I'm always prepared Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Davart. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. If you'd like a Jaffa Cake, I'd hurry up and help yourself.

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By *avartMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

I like Jaffa Cakes!

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By *exywife999Couple
over a year ago

Oxford

So what where the rules...? we have no idea. But not hard to confuse us in that respect...

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Sharing a tune that's been in my head all evening...

https://youtu.be/KAQZxgUt5NU

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all!!"

Hello, Stomper. Who have been working for tonight? We can rule out Nadine Coyle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like Jaffa Cakes!"

You're in the right place my friend.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Good morning Jim

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By *avartMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

I did have a twin pack but that lasted as long as it took to put the shopping away...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what where the rules...? we have no idea. But not hard to confuse us in that respect..."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy. Welcome aboard. The nocturnal thread is an open church. Everyone is welcome, and you can talk about anything you want. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all!!

Hello, Stomper. Who have been working for tonight? We can rule out Nadine Coyle."

Haha yes we can I guess not sure who she is though. I've been doing jack savoretti tonight in hull. Just home now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Or should I say, good moooooooooooooooooooooorning? Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all!!

Hello, Stomper. Who have been working for tonight? We can rule out Nadine Coyle.

Haha yes we can I guess not sure who she is though. I've been doing jack savoretti tonight in hull. Just home now"

Nadine Coyle, she's a Girls Alouder. She's in the jungle thing on ITV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sharing a tune that's been in my head all evening...

https://youtu.be/KAQZxgUt5NU "

Not bad. I raise you this one:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mdN6zEeLEW0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim "

Hey Babs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sharing a tune that's been in my head all evening...

https://youtu.be/KAQZxgUt5NU "

I'm checking it out.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Good morning Jim

Hey Babs"

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I play?

Are we still playing or did I miss out?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good morning Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Or should I say, good moooooooooooooooooooooorning? Smileyface"

It’s morning in my house so good morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greetings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I play?

Are we still playing or did I miss out?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, He-Man. Of course you can play. What have you got?

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By *exywife999Couple
over a year ago

Oxford

A pretty surreal and great mix. Seems well produced. Who made this?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Hang on ... there’s Jaffa Cakes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Or should I say, good moooooooooooooooooooooorning? Smileyface

It’s morning in my house so good morning all "

Good moooooooooooooooooooooorning, Babsnam.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Greetings "

Greeeeeeeeeeeeetings.

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"Hang on ... there’s Jaffa Cakes? "

Not many left Babs - you'll need to move fast... Here, catch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fresh packet of Wethers Originals.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pretty surreal and great mix. Seems well produced. Who made this?"

We all made this.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hang on ... there’s Jaffa Cakes?

Not many left Babs - you'll need to move fast... Here, catch! "

With my mouth? Yep I can do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a fresh packet of Wethers Originals. "

Do you get Wethers Originals from the market?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time I've been on one of these threads in a while tbf! Yes, I've woken at silly o clock...

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a fresh packet of Wethers Originals.

Do you get Wethers Originals from the market?"

No silly, Sainsbury’s.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First time I've been on one of these threads in a while tbf! Yes, I've woken at silly o clock...

B"

Hello, Bliss. How the hell are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a fresh packet of Wethers Originals.

Do you get Wethers Originals from the market?

No silly, Sainsbury’s. "

Oh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to eat some popcorn, and watch some Babestation. I hope I can work out what's happened on tonight's episode.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm going to eat some popcorn, and watch some Babestation. I hope I can work out what's happened on tonight's episode."

Is it hard to keep up Jim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First time I've been on one of these threads in a while tbf! Yes, I've woken at silly o clock...

B

Hello, Bliss. How the hell are you?"

Why I'm not too shabby old bean, insomnia excepted of course. Normally it's my delightful OH who just can't get to sleep so it's high time I had the odd sympathy stint I reckon!

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bedtime for me now. Have a lovely weekend everyone.

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By *exywife999Couple
over a year ago

Oxford

Great answer..very apt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finished work need cheering up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi every1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to eat some popcorn, and watch some Babestation. I hope I can work out what's happened on tonight's episode.

Is it hard to keep up Jim? "

I've got no idea what's happened. I'll have to watch some more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First time I've been on one of these threads in a while tbf! Yes, I've woken at silly o clock...

B

Hello, Bliss. How the hell are you?

Why I'm not too shabby old bean, insomnia excepted of course. Normally it's my delightful OH who just can't get to sleep so it's high time I had the odd sympathy stint I reckon!

B"

Good man. Have you been on your travels again? You hang out here. There's snacks, sympathy and sillyness.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm going to eat some popcorn, and watch some Babestation. I hope I can work out what's happened on tonight's episode.

Is it hard to keep up Jim?

I've got no idea what's happened. I'll have to watch some more."

That’s the way to do it

What flavour popcorn have you got?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just finished work need cheering up"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Director. Tough day at the office?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bedtime for me now. Have a lovely weekend everyone. "

Na night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning everyone! Anyone had the painful experience of burning your bollocks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi every1"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dnineo. Merry Saturday. Smileyface

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