FabSwingers.com forum: Preferences

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not the usual ones on here but the quirky ones that put you off someone, whether it’s after talking to them or on looking at their profile.

What preferences do you have?

I’m put off anyone who says tea instead of dinner.

And anyone with a photo of themselves sticking their tongue out is binned immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No single male on profile usually puts me off

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By *otrockWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I say tea instead of dinner. I guess that's the northerner in me... X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say tea instead of dinner. I guess that's the northerner in me... X"

Same hahah team tea haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone mentioning "fun" on their profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I say tea instead of dinner. I guess that's the northerner in me... X"

My condolences

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone mentioning "fun" on their profile"

I had someone ask what fun things there were to do in Reading recently so I told them a few things that were available and they said they meant sex.

Well fucking well say sex then

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"I say tea instead of dinner. I guess that's the northerner in me... X"
I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size queens

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Would you like a cup of dinner? doesn’t work though!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I say tea instead of dinner. I guess that's the northerner in me... X"

Snap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like a cup of dinner? doesn’t work though! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Size queens

Most smaller guys are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing due to stands here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Size queens

Most smaller guys are

Exactly ! I am grower not a shower...honest hahah

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Not the usual ones on here but the quirky ones that put you off someone, whether it’s after talking to them or on looking at their profile.

What preferences do you have?

I’m put off anyone who says tea instead of dinner.

And anyone with a photo of themselves sticking their tongue out is binned immediately

I say both. Tea is simple, generally served at home or maybe a cafe and eaten before 6.30. Dinner requires more effort and can be at home or in a restaurant.

I think this makes me weird.

I'm totally with you on the tongue thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything "ilf".

Long profiles that are stories about what they want to do. Sounds like they are fucking their keyboards at that point.

And guys giving the finger. It just sends the wrong message straight off about that chip they may have on their shoulder.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Anyone mentioning "fun" on their profile"

Fun, meets, or playing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not the usual ones on here but the quirky ones that put you off someone, whether it’s after talking to them or on looking at their profile.

What preferences do you have?

I’m put off anyone who says tea instead of dinner.

And anyone with a photo of themselves sticking their tongue out is binned immediately

I say both. Tea is simple, generally served at home or maybe a cafe and eaten before 6.30. Dinner requires more effort and can be at home or in a restaurant.

I think this makes me weird.

I'm totally with you on the tongue thing."

I have no idea why grown men think sending a photo of them with their tongue out is a good look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not the usual ones on here but the quirky ones that put you off someone, whether it’s after talking to them or on looking at their profile.

What preferences do you have?

I’m put off anyone who says tea instead of dinner.

And anyone with a photo of themselves sticking their tongue out is binned immediately

I say both. Tea is simple, generally served at home or maybe a cafe and eaten before 6.30. Dinner requires more effort and can be at home or in a restaurant.

I think this makes me weird.

I'm totally with you on the tongue thing."

You say both ! You monster !

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

A few years ago on another site things were going really well with a fit guy. We had some laughs, we seemed to have similar sexual pecadillos, it all looked promising.

We met up for a drink and he referred to sex as "yumyum". Not just once, every single time he mentioned it. "Yumyum".

I couldn't get out out there fast enough - it made me wince every time.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Not the usual ones on here but the quirky ones that put you off someone, whether it’s after talking to them or on looking at their profile.

What preferences do you have?

I’m put off anyone who says tea instead of dinner.

And anyone with a photo of themselves sticking their tongue out is binned immediately

Dinner time is 12:00

Tea time is 17:00

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything "ilf".

Long profiles that are stories about what they want to do. Sounds like they are fucking their keyboards at that point.

And guys giving the finger. It just sends the wrong message straight off about that chip they may have on their shoulder. "

Someone called me a gilf today. Tosser

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

"Anyone mentioning "fun" on their profile

Fun, meets, or playing

Oops...we mention all 3 of those in our profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few years ago on another site things were going really well with a fit guy. We had some laughs, we seemed to have similar sexual pecadillos, it all looked promising.

We met up for a drink and he referred to sex as "yumyum". Not just once, every single time he mentioned it. "Yumyum".

I couldn't get out out there fast enough - it made me wince every time."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Size queens

Yep, this

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I say both. Tea is simple, generally served at home or maybe a cafe and eaten before 6.30. Dinner requires more effort and can be at home or in a restaurant.

I think this makes me weird.

I'm totally with you on the tongue thing.

You say both ! You monster !

I know! I also say lunch.

But not supper (unless it's a cream cracker at midnight because you're peckish)

Heathen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone mentioning "fun" on their profile"

We really would have a lot of fun though?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

"Not the usual ones on here but the quirky ones that put you off someone, whether it’s after talking to them or on looking at their profile.

What preferences do you have?

I’m put off anyone who says tea instead of dinner.

And anyone with a photo of themselves sticking their tongue out is binned immediately

Dinner time is 12:00

Tea time is 17:00

And if you're peckish later on...supper around 21.00

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Breakfast dinner tea. And supper if good lol. K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few years ago on another site things were going really well with a fit guy. We had some laughs, we seemed to have similar sexual pecadillos, it all looked promising.

We met up for a drink and he referred to sex as "yumyum". Not just once, every single time he mentioned it. "Yumyum".

I couldn't get out out there fast enough - it made me wince every time."

If I heard that I would honestly have helped you leave lol.

That and the "mmmmm" in messages, seriously use a thesaurus or a dictionary or just go wank and leave me out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Closet racism. Bi-phobia. And above all impatience. Sending us question marks drives us insane!! Why can’t folks just chill out. Don’t they have lives to live too?

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"A few years ago on another site things were going really well with a fit guy. We had some laughs, we seemed to have similar sexual pecadillos, it all looked promising.

We met up for a drink and he referred to sex as "yumyum". Not just once, every single time he mentioned it. "Yumyum".

Yum yum? TF was wrong with him?

That's a type of doughnut!

And even if it wasn't....weird

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Breakfast dinner tea. And supper if good lol. K "

Breakfast, lunch, dinner.

Find me a restaurant that has a tea menu rather than a dinner menu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few years ago on another site things were going really well with a fit guy. We had some laughs, we seemed to have similar sexual pecadillos, it all looked promising.

We met up for a drink and he referred to sex as "yumyum". Not just once, every single time he mentioned it. "Yumyum".

I couldn't get out out there fast enough - it made me wince every time.

If I heard that I would honestly have helped you leave lol.

That and the "mmmmm" in messages, seriously use a thesaurus or a dictionary or just go wank and leave me out of it. "

What is it with mmmm? Makes me shiver, and not in a good way

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I'm a nightmare. When I look at the pics I spend more time looking at the rest of their house around them and if it looks untidy it puts me off.

Oh, and I call it tea too

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Probably in the minority here but anyone asking me if I want to be naughty with them. *shudder x

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Probably in the minority here but anyone asking me if I want to be naughty with them. *shudder x"

Oh yeah, tea here too x

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

If someone spells tongue tounge that's bad for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone spells tongue tounge that's bad for me!"

I hear ya on that one. Like nails down a blackboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh, when men flex their arms so they look as though they have a brick under each armpit.

That puts me off

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

"I'm a nightmare. When I look at the pics I spend more time looking at the rest of their house around them and if it looks untidy it puts me off.

Oh, and I call it tea too

With you on this. The state of some peoples homes

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks "

Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"Breakfast dinner tea. And supper if good lol. K "

What you meant to say was;

Breakfast, LUNCH, Dinner

then sometimes Supper as a late night snack

Simples

Del

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Breakfast dinner tea. And supper if good lol. K

What you meant to say was;

Breakfast, LUNCH, Dinner

then sometimes Supper as a late night snack

Simples

Del"

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"A few years ago on another site things were going really well with a fit guy. We had some laughs, we seemed to have similar sexual pecadillos, it all looked promising.

We met up for a drink and he referred to sex as "yumyum". Not just once, every single time he mentioned it. "Yumyum".

I couldn't get out out there fast enough - it made me wince every time.

If I heard that I would honestly have helped you leave lol.

That and the "mmmmm" in messages, seriously use a thesaurus or a dictionary or just go wank and leave me out of it.

What is it with mmmm? Makes me shiver, and not in a good way

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and hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Breakfast dinner tea. And supper if good lol. K

What you meant to say was;

Breakfast, LUNCH, Dinner

then sometimes Supper as a late night snack

Simples

Del"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks

Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered."

Pants at knees

I'm not even kidding, I had to crop one of our pics coz Bs undies were at his knees. I wouldn't mind but it was me that lowered and left them there whilst gaining access to his cock for a nosh. I just couldn't handle seeing them there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few years ago on another site things were going really well with a fit guy. We had some laughs, we seemed to have similar sexual pecadillos, it all looked promising.

We met up for a drink and he referred to sex as "yumyum". Not just once, every single time he mentioned it. "Yumyum".

I couldn't get out out there fast enough - it made me wince every time.

If I heard that I would honestly have helped you leave lol.

That and the "mmmmm" in messages, seriously use a thesaurus or a dictionary or just go wank and leave me out of it.

What is it with mmmm? Makes me shiver, and not in a good way

and hehe "

I knew someone who said hehe a lot in messages. They are no longer in my life

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks

Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.

Pants at knees

Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When women describe their bodies as curvy but they're just fat

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"A few years ago on another site things were going really well with a fit guy. We had some laughs, we seemed to have similar sexual pecadillos, it all looked promising.

We met up for a drink and he referred to sex as "yumyum". Not just once, every single time he mentioned it. "Yumyum".

I couldn't get out out there fast enough - it made me wince every time.

If I heard that I would honestly have helped you leave lol.

That and the "mmmmm" in messages, seriously use a thesaurus or a dictionary or just go wank and leave me out of it.

What is it with mmmm? Makes me shiver, and not in a good way

and hehe

I knew someone who said hehe a lot in messages. They are no longer in my life

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"When women describe their bodies as curvy but they're just fat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When women describe their bodies as curvy but they're just fat"

You are a delight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When women describe their bodies as curvy but they're just fat"

Yep.

And men describing their bodies as curvy. Why? You’re not a bloody woman. You don’t have curves. Just say you’re large.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Not the usual ones on here but the quirky ones that put you off someone, whether it’s after talking to them or on looking at their profile.

What preferences do you have?

I’m put off anyone who says tea instead of dinner.

And anyone with a photo of themselves sticking their tongue out is binned immediately

I say both. Tea is simple, generally served at home or maybe a cafe and eaten before 6.30. Dinner requires more effort and can be at home or in a restaurant.

I think this makes me weird.

I'm totally with you on the tongue thing.

I have no idea why grown men think sending a photo of them with their tongue out is a good look

Recently I've noticed a spawning event must be happening, as I've noticed so many men doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv been put off by someone's voice a few times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When women describe their bodies as curvy but they're just fat

Yep.

And men describing their bodies as curvy. Why? You’re not a bloody woman. You don’t have curves. Just say you’re large."

I like to think Ive got curves, maybe lats or delts or arms But still count ! Haha

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Probably in the minority here but anyone asking me if I want to be naughty with them. *shudder x"

Even worse: nawty.

No. Just... no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh, anyone who has a Warning on their profile.

Immediate warning about what a twat they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are a delight."

I aim to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks

Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.

Pants at knees

Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh

Sounds like a plan to me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably in the minority here but anyone asking me if I want to be naughty with them. *shudder x

Even worse: nawty.

No. Just... no."

mmmm hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks

Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.

Pants at knees

Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh

Sounds like a plan to me!

All I’m favour of Nosh !? Aye

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Have to say any profile names that are football team related are an instant turn off for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks

Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.

Pants at knees

Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh

Sounds like a plan to me!

All I’m favour of Nosh !? Aye "

You would be if my mouth was round your... *slaps own face and brings herself back to her usual no under 30s self*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks

Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.

Pants at knees

Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh

Sounds like a plan to me!

All I’m favour of Nosh !? Aye

You would be if my mouth was round your... *slaps own face and brings herself back to her usual no under 30s self*

P "

Only if you were 2 years younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks

Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.

Pants at knees

Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh

Sounds like a plan to me!

All I’m favour of Nosh !? Aye

You would be if my mouth was round your... *slaps own face and brings herself back to her usual no under 30s self*

Only if you were 2 years younger

I'd have just turned 40 and excited about the "naughty forties" among the realisation that I've probably lived over half my life already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks

Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.

Pants at knees

Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh

Sounds like a plan to me!

All I’m favour of Nosh !? Aye

You would be if my mouth was round your... *slaps own face and brings herself back to her usual no under 30s self*

Only if you were 2 years younger

I'd have just turned 40 and excited about the "naughty forties" among the realisation that I've probably lived over half my life already!

Wooahhhh magically I’ve turned 34 ! The gods answered my prayers

I feel the wisdom..

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Probably in the minority here but anyone asking me if I want to be naughty with them. *shudder x

Even worse: nawty.

No. Just... no."

Oh God, that's even more cringeworthy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks

Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.

Pants at knees

Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh

Sounds like a plan to me!

All I’m favour of Nosh !? Aye

You would be if my mouth was round your... *slaps own face and brings herself back to her usual no under 30s self*

Only if you were 2 years younger

I'd have just turned 40 and excited about the "naughty forties" among the realisation that I've probably lived over half my life already!

Wooahhhh magically I’ve turned 34 ! The gods answered my prayers

I feel the wisdom.."

Huzzah! All you need to do now is add "NotSo" to the start of your profile name and we're onto a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks

Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.

Pants at knees

Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh

Sounds like a plan to me!

All I’m favour of Nosh !? Aye

You would be if my mouth was round your... *slaps own face and brings herself back to her usual no under 30s self*

Only if you were 2 years younger

I'd have just turned 40 and excited about the "naughty forties" among the realisation that I've probably lived over half my life already!

Wooahhhh magically I’ve turned 34 ! The gods answered my prayers

I feel the wisdom..

Huzzah! All you need to do now is add "NotSo" to the start of your profile name and we're onto a winner

Aww dam I forgot about the profile name ! Curse my youth

will have to just use my wonderfully detailed imagination hahah

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Probably in the minority here but anyone asking me if I want to be naughty with them. *shudder x

Even worse: nawty.

No. Just... no.

Oh God, that's even more cringeworthy x"

Someone put nawty in a veri for me ~ never displayed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks

Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.

Pants at knees

Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh

Sounds like a plan to me!

All I’m favour of Nosh !? Aye

You would be if my mouth was round your... *slaps own face and brings herself back to her usual no under 30s self*

Only if you were 2 years younger

I'd have just turned 40 and excited about the "naughty forties" among the realisation that I've probably lived over half my life already!

Wooahhhh magically I’ve turned 34 ! The gods answered my prayers

I feel the wisdom..

Huzzah! All you need to do now is add "NotSo" to the start of your profile name and we're onto a winner

Aww dam I forgot about the profile name ! Curse my youth

will have to just use my wonderfully detailed imagination hahah "

And I'll become dyslexic so the name won't matter

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Snapchat filters, and clever angles, just be honest about what you look like, as you'll turn up and look nowt like their pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snapchat filters, and clever angles, just be honest about what you look like, as you'll turn up and look nowt like their pics."

Bunny ears and other stupid filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not the usual ones on here but the quirky ones that put you off someone, whether it’s after talking to them or on looking at their profile.

What preferences do you have?

I’m put off anyone who says tea instead of dinner.

And anyone with a photo of themselves sticking their tongue out is binned immediately

When they say chavs, or scally lads only. I mean it's just not cricket old bean.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Probably in the minority here but anyone asking me if I want to be naughty with them. *shudder x

Even worse: nawty.

No. Just... no.

Oh God, that's even more cringeworthy x

Someone put nawty in a veri for me ~ never displayed!"

That really made me laugh but I'd be exactly the same- no way that would be up on my damn profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny thread!

Breakfast, lunch, dinner... I understood the supper for dinner sometimes as something lighter but could never understand those who call it tea... why?

Oh! Does “mmmmm” messages sound bad? I will have to change my strategy then. No wonder I get so few replies

Rest looks just funny, nawty, and those “ilf” women... hahahaha

XXX

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When men do take their socks off in pics.....but keep their bloody shoes on!!

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

"When men do take their socks off in pics.....but keep their bloody shoes on!!"

When I wear shorts I have those little socks that wrap around my feet. I'm not some mincey kid with a ket wig and my white adidas socks pulled upto my shins.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

When lady’s say I’m open-minded. But on the subject heading it says BWC and BBC only. Come on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few years ago on another site things were going really well with a fit guy. We had some laughs, we seemed to have similar sexual pecadillos, it all looked promising.

We met up for a drink and he referred to sex as "yumyum". Not just once, every single time he mentioned it. "Yumyum".

I couldn't get out out there fast enough - it made me wince every time.

If I heard that I would honestly have helped you leave lol.

That and the "mmmmm" in messages, seriously use a thesaurus or a dictionary or just go wank and leave me out of it.

What is it with mmmm? Makes me shiver, and not in a good way

I was once snogging a guy and he made mmmm mmmmmm noises.

Aarrggghhhhh

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By *houldibedoingthis!Man
over a year ago

london

"I say tea instead of dinner. I guess that's the northerner in me... X"

It's always dinner my little cherub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about thise with a hundred so called preferences on their profile?

Dont do this dont be that cant do this shoudnt be that...and youd think they will be hot. Most often they are a sad apology for a human being!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well usernames can’t put me off the whole foof destroyers or pounders

Pics with dirty backgrounds, men with sock on or on the loo or loo in the background.

Single men profiles with loads of different women sucking their cock

And getting face pics where you look at the age and go... hmmm maybe 10 years ago you were that age.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"I say tea instead of dinner. I guess that's the northerner in me... X"

Do you have Christmas Dinner? I think everyone does, therefore the evening meal must be tea.

Dinner at tea time, instant block, would never even look at their pictures again.....honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well usernames can’t put me off the whole foof destroyers or pounders

Pics with dirty backgrounds, men with sock on or on the loo or loo in the background.

Single men profiles with loads of different women sucking their cock

And getting face pics where you look at the age and go... hmmm maybe 10 years ago you were that age.

Haha very similar.

My list is too long to post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say tea instead of dinner. I guess that's the northerner in me... X

Do you have Christmas Dinner? I think everyone does, therefore the evening meal must be tea.

Dinner at tea time, instant block, would never even look at their pictures again.....honest

Best block me then as I have Christmas dinner at dinner time. I was always confused by what people meant when moving here and asking me questions about tea. For the longest time I thought you lot had a very odd tea fixation.

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