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A serious question for the attached ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As the title says, this is a serious question aimed at attached ladies, either on a couples profile or not.

Let's say you had a freak accident, and your vagina had to be removed completely. That's it. Gone. How would you keep your man?

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By *oirinMarkusCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands and West London

I think I'd have more urgent things to worry about!!

And while I do, he's not going anywhere xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd cook him steak and give him blowjobs every single day because that's all a woman is good for!

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I would hope that any man I was with long term would be with me for more than my vagina in the first place. I would expect to have to 'keep him' I would expect him to want to stay!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A serious question to the men.

If you have a partner who's suffered a life changing incident and all you can think about is your cock getting wet, how much of a selfish prick are you?

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"I would hope that any man I was with long term would be with me for more than my vagina in the first place. I would expect to have to 'keep him' I would expect him to want to stay!"

*wouldn't expect to have to keep him

Meh!

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"A serious question to the men.

If you have a partner who's suffered a life changing incident and all you can think about is your cock getting wet, how much of a selfish prick are you? "

Exactly

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

I wouldn't have the worry of 'keeping my man'. I know he would be there, right by my side, fully supporting me and loving me every bit as he does now, if not more.

If you feel you have to do things to 'keep your man', then your relationship is in trouble.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've still got my bum hole though, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A serious question to the men.

If you have a partner who's suffered a life changing incident and all you can think about is your cock getting wet, how much of a selfish prick are you? "

None of what you said is relevant to the question at hand, try again

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What sort of freak accident would result in my vagina having to be "removed"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"A serious question to the men.

If you have a partner who's suffered a life changing incident and all you can think about is your cock getting wet, how much of a selfish prick are you?

None of what you said is relevant to the question at hand, try again "

You're making me glad I'm single, mate

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"As the title says, this is a serious question aimed at attached ladies, either on a couples profile or not.

Let's say you had a freak accident, and your vagina had to be removed completely. That's it. Gone. How would you keep your man?"

My husband loves me as a person. In the extremely unlikely event of anything so bizarre occurring, why would that change?

There us a lot more to a successful marriage than intercourse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're making me glad I'm single, mate "

I'm glad I was able to support you in your decision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've still got my bum hole though, right?"

Simply the best. He is not going anywhere!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps


"I've still got my bum hole though, right?"

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

So one hole is closed. still have two more.

But i think i can safely say he wount be going anywhere regardless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've still got my bum hole though, right?"

Is this a joke?

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By * little bit naughtyCouple
over a year ago

Bedford

I loved this!! Lol lol lol

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I've still got my bum hole though, right?

Is this a joke?"

It is a question... just as serious as the one you initially posed

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Face palm!! Good grief.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Oh my !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had to fight to keep him coz I lost my poontang then I'm fighting the wrong fucking fight. I'd wave him off with my foot and a pair of steel toe caps.

P

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By *infonyCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

A nice tight arse and a blow job to die for. How would you keep a woman (assuming you have one) without your cock?

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.


"A serious question to the men.

If you have a partner who's suffered a life changing incident and all you can think about is your cock getting wet, how much of a selfish prick are you? "

Yus all of this!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I would recommend contacting Delia Smith.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"A serious question to the men.

If you have a partner who's suffered a life changing incident and all you can think about is your cock getting wet, how much of a selfish prick are you? "

It's really no surprise some people are single.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao I didn’t marry a shallow man who’s life revolves around sex. We’d be totally fine.

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

hahahahaha best thread of the day !! Vagina removed wtf !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who would've thought a hypothetical question would cause so much uproar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would recommend contacting Delia Smith."

Is she rentafanny?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I would hope that any man I was with long term would be with me for more than my vagina in the first place. I would expect to have to 'keep him' I would expect him to want to stay!"

Saved me typing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the title says, this is a serious question aimed at attached ladies, either on a couples profile or not.

Let's say you had a freak accident, and your vagina had to be removed completely. That's it. Gone. How would you keep your man?"

I'd take the opportunity to get rid of him.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"A serious question to the men.

If you have a partner who's suffered a life changing incident and all you can think about is your cock getting wet, how much of a selfish prick are you? "

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

In all honesty I can only see it as a problem if you both have different ideas of whether you wanted children or not and if so hadn't already had them.

If it's just down to x there's plenty of other things that can be done for mutual satisfaction.

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I've still got my bum hole though, right?"

I like how you think lady.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I've still got my bum hole though, right?"

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"I would hope that any man I was with long term would be with me for more than my vagina in the first place. I would expect to have to 'keep him' I would expect him to want to stay!"

Exactly this

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"If I had to fight to keep him coz I lost my poontang then I'm fighting the wrong fucking fight. I'd wave him off with my foot and a pair of steel toe caps.

P"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who would've thought a hypothetical question would cause so much uproar!"

Who would've thought asking a moronic question would result in being called out as a twit, most people have more in their lives than sex

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

About 40 posts without thread closure or moderator intervention.

Uproar? Nah mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About 40 posts without thread closure or moderator intervention.

Uproar? Nah mate. "

That's what lions do when talking to the moon

P

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"I've still got my bum hole though, right?"

Outside of the box (literally) thinking.

I like it.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"As the title says, this is a serious question aimed at attached ladies, either on a couples profile or not.

Let's say you had a freak accident, and your vagina had to be removed completely. That's it. Gone. How would you keep your man?"

Lol all about the guy....

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"As the title says, this is a serious question aimed at attached ladies, either on a couples profile or not.

Let's say you had a freak accident, and your vagina had to be removed completely. That's it. Gone. How would you keep your man?"

I’d like to hear your non-serious question now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the title says, this is a serious question aimed at attached ladies, either on a couples profile or not.

Let's say you had a freak accident, and your vagina had to be removed completely. That's it. Gone. How would you keep your man?"

Oh no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbf you're asking ladies from couples, who are on a swinging site? By and large these couples have sex with others anyway for one and if their lifestyle continued anyway then he wouldn't be going without sex in the long run?

He may be going without making love in the conventional sense, but long term there are far more other ways to create the same lovely glowing bond you get as a result.

None of these ladies would leave their man if he suddenly had his penis removed, so why would they expect him to leave if this were the case?

B

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"About 40 posts without thread closure or moderator intervention.

Uproar? Nah mate. "

And you still couldn't provide a relevant answer to the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About 40 posts without thread closure or moderator intervention.

Uproar? Nah mate.

And you still couldn't provide a relevant answer to the question "

And why should anyone have a relevant answer to a silly question?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I would recommend contacting Delia Smith.

Is she rentafanny?"

She'll do anything for a packet of cheese n onion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like to hear your non-serious question now."

that was a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the title says, this is a serious question aimed at attached ladies, either on a couples profile or not.

Let's say you had a freak accident, and your vagina had to be removed completely. That's it. Gone. How would you keep your man?"

And can I please ask you what are you smoking/taking? You are thinking outside the box, literally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd cook him steak and give him blowjobs every single day because that's all a woman is good for!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would hope that any man I was with long term would be with me for more than my vagina in the first place. I would expect to have to 'keep him' I would expect him to want to stay!"

Confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id fuck her bum hole

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"I would hope that any man I was with long term would be with me for more than my vagina in the first place. I would expect to have to 'keep him' I would expect him to want to stay!

Confused "

I corrected it further down. My phone Auto corrects sentences....wrong!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And can I please ask you what are you smoking/taking? You are thinking outside the box, literally! "

As soon as I was born I said to myself I wouldn't let anyone try and put me into a box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would recommend contacting Delia Smith.

Is she rentafanny?

She'll do anything for a packet of cheese n onion."

Expensive tastes. I'll do owt for a bag of Ringo's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And can I please ask you what are you smoking/taking? You are thinking outside the box, literally!

As soon as I was born I said to myself I wouldn't let anyone try and put me into a box"

It's a good question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the title says, this is a serious question aimed at attached ladies, either on a couples profile or not.

Let's say you had a freak accident, and your vagina had to be removed completely. That's it. Gone. How would you keep your man?"

Vagina had to be removed completely???

Why and how ?

And what would they call that, a vajectomy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would hope that any man I was with long term would be with me for more than my vagina in the first place. I would expect to have to 'keep him' I would expect him to want to stay!

Confused

I corrected it further down. My phone Auto corrects sentences....wrong!"

Found it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And can I please ask you what are you smoking/taking? You are thinking outside the box, literally!

As soon as I was born I said to myself I wouldn't let anyone try and put me into a box"

You should try thinking inside the box. Everytime I am in a boardroom someone comes up with the most stupidest or craziest ideas because they are thinking outside the box.

Always think inside the box. Because there are constraints inside the box. Constraints creates creativity!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should try thinking inside the box. Everytime I am in a boardroom someone comes up with the most stupidest or craziest ideas because they are thinking outside the box.

Always think inside the box. Because there are constraints inside the box. Constraints creates creativity! "

I'm disappointed you didn't catch the joke

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I've still got my bum hole though, right?

Simply the best. He is not going anywhere!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who would've thought a hypothetical question would cause so much uproar!"

I'm sure that was the opposite of what you intended. I'd like to think you're oblivious to the way you come across here because the idea that it's deliberate is deeply disturbing

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"As the title says, this is a serious question aimed at attached ladies, either on a couples profile or not.

Let's say you had a freak accident, and your vagina had to be removed completely. That's it. Gone. How would you keep your man?"

It's not my vagina that keeps him interested, sex is just part of a relationship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should try thinking inside the box. Everytime I am in a boardroom someone comes up with the most stupidest or craziest ideas because they are thinking outside the box.

Always think inside the box. Because there are constraints inside the box. Constraints creates creativity!

I'm disappointed you didn't catch the joke"

The title says it is a serious question

Are you back tracking now

All good mate. I am going to leave you alone But mind you, there will be another 100+ post coming your way that I or you have no control over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sure that was the opposite of what you intended. I'd like to think you're oblivious to the way you come across here because the idea that it's deliberate is deeply disturbing "

Ignorance is bliss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you back tracking now

All good mate. I am going to leave you alone But mind you, there will be another 100+ post coming your way that I or you have no control over

"

I meant the joke about "as soon as I was born" "put me in a box..."

There's nothing to backtrack from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure that was the opposite of what you intended. I'd like to think you're oblivious to the way you come across here because the idea that it's deliberate is deeply disturbing

Ignorance is bliss "

Trip trap, trip trap....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What sort of freak accident would result in my vagina having to be "removed" "

Your vagina was no longer water tite. If you had a bath or went into the sea/ swimming pool you could flood ...so for heath and safety reasons it was removed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you back tracking now

All good mate. I am going to leave you alone But mind you, there will be another 100+ post coming your way that I or you have no control over

I meant the joke about "as soon as I was born" "put me in a box..."

There's nothing to backtrack from "

Got it. Have fun. And once all the dust settle, think and reflect. Great learning for you I guess!

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

He's not with me for my fanny/vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To answer the question I’d never “try” and keep any man. If someone doesn’t want me I sure as hell won’t want them.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"I would hope that any man I was with long term would be with me for more than my vagina in the first place. I would expect to have to 'keep him' I would expect him to want to stay!

Confused

I corrected it further down. My phone Auto corrects sentences....wrong!

Found it. "

And my comment?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

we've been together nearly 40 years. I don't think that's solely down to my vagina.

If your vagina is removed what is left in its place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank fuck you're not posting a joke thread OP. No one would get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

To answer the question I’d never “try” and keep any man. If someone doesn’t want me I sure as hell won’t want them. "

What she said ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank fuck you're not posting a joke thread OP. No one would get it. "

Well my real answer was bagpiping. I'm gonna big up my bingo wings in preparation

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank fuck you're not posting a joke thread OP. No one would get it.

Well my real answer was bagpiping. I'm gonna big up my bingo wings in preparation

P"

Now I'm thinking buffalo hot wings... your fault entirely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who would've thought a hypothetical question would cause so much uproar!"
because your a single guy mate you could offer them all money and they'd still call you a cunt some have no sence of humor

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"we've been together nearly 40 years. I don't think that's solely down to my vagina.

If your vagina is removed what is left in its place? "

A cloud of male despair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who would've thought a hypothetical question would cause so much uproar! because your a single guy mate you could offer them all money and they'd still call you a cunt some have no sence of humor "
yeah cos offering money on fabs always gone down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank fuck you're not posting a joke thread OP. No one would get it.

Well my real answer was bagpiping. I'm gonna big up my bingo wings in preparation

P

Now I'm thinking buffalo hot wings... your fault entirely!!"

Mwahahaha

Whilst I'm fighting to hold onto my brolly on a wet and windy day mine start singing.

"I'm swinging in the rain"

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who would've thought a hypothetical question would cause so much uproar! because your a single guy mate you could offer them all money and they'd still call you a cunt some have no sence of humor "

Maybe the OP claiming it twice to be a serious question might have put people off the scent, don't ya think?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"we've been together nearly 40 years. I don't think that's solely down to my vagina.

If your vagina is removed what is left in its place?

A cloud of male despair."

Oh, is that what follows me round? I thought it was a miasma of disappointment

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"we've been together nearly 40 years. I don't think that's solely down to my vagina.

If your vagina is removed what is left in its place?

A cloud of male despair.

Oh, is that what follows me round? I thought it was a miasma of disappointment "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would hope that any man I was with long term would be with me for more than my vagina in the first place. I would expect to have to 'keep him' I would expect him to want to stay!

Confused

I corrected it further down. My phone Auto corrects sentences....wrong!

Found it.

And my comment?

"

Eminent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Maybe the OP claiming it twice to be a serious question might have put people off the scent, don't ya think? "

I was being serious, but I'm black so it's okay right Scarlett?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Maybe the OP claiming it twice to be a serious question might have put people off the scent, don't ya think?

I was being serious, but I'm black so it's okay right Scarlett?"

Oh of course. That makes everything right.

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By *ueen of sleezeWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"A serious question to the men.

If you have a partner who's suffered a life changing incident and all you can think about is your cock getting wet, how much of a selfish prick are you? "

My hubby would be gone before I left the hospital

Never to be seen again lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh of course. That makes everything right. "

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I think my vagina is the last thing my husband is interested in... lol.

Can be a great or a tragic thing, depending on how you see it, I suppose...

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry


"I would hope that any man I was with long term would be with me for more than my vagina in the first place. I would expect to have to 'keep him' I would expect him to want to stay!"

Well said. A person is attached to that part of the body and if he's only with me for that then it would never work. It's about more than that

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I would recommend contacting Delia Smith."

Does she have a stock of replacement vaginas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure that was the opposite of what you intended. I'd like to think you're oblivious to the way you come across here because the idea that it's deliberate is deeply disturbing

Ignorance is bliss "

I beg to differ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure that was the opposite of what you intended. I'd like to think you're oblivious to the way you come across here because the idea that it's deliberate is deeply disturbing

Ignorance is bliss

I beg to differ."

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"A serious question to the men.

If you have a partner who's suffered a life changing incident and all you can think about is your cock getting wet, how much of a selfish prick are you? "

This!

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