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By *aven Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

If you could be a meal, what would you be?

Yes, I'm bored. Waiting for my food to finish cooking.

I'd be a curry. Filling and warming with a bit of a kick x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lentil soup - slightly odd looking but actually quite satisfying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be lemon buttercream tempting, sweet and I can really pack a punch!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Roast beef and yorkshire puds.

A classic and always tasty

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By *aven Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Loving the answers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a chocolate éclair?

Always the last sweet left in the tin, with a lovely soft centre once you crack the hard exterior.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be a trifle..

Layers that keep on giving, different textures, that leaving you wanting more.. A sweet tooth lovers delight

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Definitly Spaghetti........sucked to death

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

I’d be something in the slower cooker that got your mind wondering what it was going to be like when it was done making you wait and want it even more and then finally the time has come to get your first taste

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By *ent_guy_30Man
over a year ago

kent


"Id be a trifle..

Layers that keep on giving, different textures, that leaving you wanting more.. A sweet tooth lovers delight "

Yes! That sounds amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be lemon buttercream tempting, sweet and I can really pack a punch! "

I'd be lemon buttercream and I'd stay in bed all day playing with myself.....

Aye cap'n...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hog roast.

Fatty, tasty and you'd want more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be lemon buttercream tempting, sweet and I can really pack a punch!

I'd be lemon buttercream and I'd stay in bed all day playing with myself.....

Aye cap'n..."

Oh sexy! I now have an image of you rubbing my buttercream all over your penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a cheese burger and curly fries with a choco milkshake and breaded chicken strippers on the side.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

A lemon meringue pie, melts in your mouth not quite a tart but lots of cream.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I would be a lemon cheesecake with a Lotus Biscoff crust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be lemon buttercream tempting, sweet and I can really pack a punch!

I'd be lemon buttercream and I'd stay in bed all day playing with myself.....

Aye cap'n...

Oh sexy! I now have an image of you rubbing my buttercream all over your penis "

I now have a larger penis than I did when I wrote the previous reply, but alas no buttercream massage.... ....one day I'm gonna convince you to allow me access to your friends only privates.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lemon meringue pie, melts in your mouth not quite a tart but lots of cream. "

LMP is gorgeous....

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Profiteroles

Who doesn’t like a sexy little treat to indulgently lick the cream out of while you’re recovering from your first session and before your next rampant rumble

Lex

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By *aven Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Really glad I'm eating my tea now because this is making me hungry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be lemon buttercream tempting, sweet and I can really pack a punch!

I'd be lemon buttercream and I'd stay in bed all day playing with myself.....

Aye cap'n...

Oh sexy! I now have an image of you rubbing my buttercream all over your penis

I now have a larger penis than I did when I wrote the previous reply, but alas no buttercream massage.... ....one day I'm gonna convince you to allow me access to your friends only privates..... "

I'll add you as a friend now. I'll have to tell you now though they aren't that interesting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a pineapple. Make of that what you will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be lemon buttercream tempting, sweet and I can really pack a punch!

I'd be lemon buttercream and I'd stay in bed all day playing with myself.....

Aye cap'n...

Oh sexy! I now have an image of you rubbing my buttercream all over your penis

I now have a larger penis than I did when I wrote the previous reply, but alas no buttercream massage.... ....one day I'm gonna convince you to allow me access to your friends only privates.....

I'll add you as a friend now. I'll have to tell you now though they aren't that interesting! "

That's fucking useless! @Hidden profile! You just wanted to see my shampoo hair..... Lololol

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

I guess I would have to be the bounty in a tin of celebrations, some people like them but they always end up being the last one left in the tin

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate


"A lemon meringue pie, melts in your mouth not quite a tart but lots of cream. "

Your status made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for dessert deep fried mars bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be lemon buttercream tempting, sweet and I can really pack a punch!

I'd be lemon buttercream and I'd stay in bed all day playing with myself.....

Aye cap'n...

Oh sexy! I now have an image of you rubbing my buttercream all over your penis

I now have a larger penis than I did when I wrote the previous reply, but alas no buttercream massage.... ....one day I'm gonna convince you to allow me access to your friends only privates.....

I'll add you as a friend now. I'll have to tell you now though they aren't that interesting!

That's fucking useless! @Hidden profile! You just wanted to see my shampoo hair..... Lololol"

That's a hawt video btw. I think I'm gonna go to the kitchen and make some buttercream to rub on my bits....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And for dessert deep fried mars bar "

Is that not a myth? Are they good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And for dessert deep fried mars bar

Is that not a myth? Are they good?"

Well it’s not up to me to prove or deny the existence. But yes they are very good but as a rare treat.

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

Pie, mash and gravy. Filling, creamy and a hint of a salty kick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And for dessert deep fried mars bar

Is that not a myth? Are they good?

Well it’s not up to me to prove or deny the existence. But yes they are very good but as a rare treat."

I'm imagining them like a battered sausage, only without the sausage.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And for dessert deep fried mars bar

Is that not a myth? Are they good?

Well it’s not up to me to prove or deny the existence. But yes they are very good but as a rare treat.

I'm imagining them like a battered sausage, only without the sausage....."

Just imagine a warm melted mars bar but with a very little crispy coating. Only available at certain locations

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By *aven Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"And for dessert deep fried mars bar

Is that not a myth? Are they good?

Well it’s not up to me to prove or deny the existence. But yes they are very good but as a rare treat.

I'm imagining them like a battered sausage, only without the sausage.....

Just imagine a warm melted mars bar but with a very little crispy coating. Only available at certain locations "

Think I need to try one of these x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And for dessert deep fried mars bar

Is that not a myth? Are they good?

Well it’s not up to me to prove or deny the existence. But yes they are very good but as a rare treat.

I'm imagining them like a battered sausage, only without the sausage.....

Just imagine a warm melted mars bar but with a very little crispy coating. Only available at certain locations

Think I need to try one of these x"

They sound sexy aye

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"And for dessert deep fried mars bar

Is that not a myth? Are they good?

Well it’s not up to me to prove or deny the existence. But yes they are very good but as a rare treat.

I'm imagining them like a battered sausage, only without the sausage.....

Just imagine a warm melted mars bar but with a very little crispy coating. Only available at certain locations "

A Scottish delicacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And for dessert deep fried mars bar

Is that not a myth? Are they good?

Well it’s not up to me to prove or deny the existence. But yes they are very good but as a rare treat.

I'm imagining them like a battered sausage, only without the sausage.....

Just imagine a warm melted mars bar but with a very little crispy coating. Only available at certain locations

Think I need to try one of these x

They sound sexy aye "

It’s a very sexual dessert,

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’d be mouthwatering lush strawberries with fresh cream..... and and appropriate place dip them, eat them, share them

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate


"I’d be mouthwatering lush strawberries with fresh cream..... and and appropriate place dip them, eat them, share them "

Now I’m getting hungry

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