FabSwingers.com forum: What do you call a bloke with a little cock

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Justin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy with a smaller one is ............Tintin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Justin

Good job I changed my name

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg shorter than the other .................irene

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What do you call a man with a vehicle number plate on his head?

Reg.

What does he call his brother?

R reg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a man with a car on his head

jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what do you call a man with a spade in his head

Dug

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What do you call a man with a raincoat?

Mac!

What do you call a man with a large raincoat?

Big Mac!

What do you call a man with 2 raincoats?

Max!

What do you call a man with 2 raincoats standing in a cemetery?

Max Bygraves!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What do you call a woman who balances six pints on her head?

Beatrix.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What do you call a man with dried leaves in hos pants?

Russell.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What do you call a paraplegic who's fallen in the harbour?

Bob.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

what do you call a blind stag.. no idea

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

what do you call a woman standing between 2 houses

allie,

what do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court,

annette

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over a year ago

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"what do you call a blind stag.. no idea"

what do you call a blind stag with no legs?

still no idea

what do you call a blind stag with no legs having sex?

fucking still no idea

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

What do you call a Sikh kareoke singer?

Gerupta Singh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what do you can a spanish fire man?hose a

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"what do you call a blind stag.. no idea"

No eye deer ......didya geddit ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What do you call a man with as much space above him as there could ever be ?

Max Headroom.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What do you call a man with a space gun?

Ray.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

[Removed by poster at 11/04/12 19:33:13]

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What do you call a man with a set of detachable willies?

Pokemon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call an Asian lesbian?

Minge Eater

What do you call a Japanese car thief?

Tommy tukkamotor

What do you call a Welsh man with a stick up his arse?

Taffy Apple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you call a Mexican lady with only one tooth?

Jaunita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what do you call a woman who sets fire to all her post..bernadette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a man the re-houses ladies?

Homer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what do you call a greek baby?,,,,a kebabi

what do you call an ivf greek baby?,,,,doner kebabi

what do you say to a greek baby thats crying?...shish kebabi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teacher checking exams...?

Mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a man that has everything but the ability to finish a sentence?

Ivor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you call an Asian lesbian?

Minge Eater

What do you call a Japanese car thief?

Tommy tukkamotor

What do you call a Welsh man with a stick up his arse?

Taffy Apple

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

[Removed by poster at 11/04/12 20:27:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a Scottish cloak room attendant? Angus mc coat up

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What do you call an Arabic coat attendant?

Mahatma Coat

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By *aomi tvTV/TS
over a year ago

brighton

What do you call a man with 10 rabits up his arse?

Warren

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

what do you call the first irish man to invent shampoo

tim o tei.

first to invent the bouncing ball ,

rick o shea,

first to invent the hanging light sean de lear (chandelier)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you say to a guy whos asked you to call him a taxi

Your a taxi

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

why did the mexican push his wife of the cliff?

TEQUILA!!!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

2 scots gay guys....Ben Dover and Phil McCracken

2 irish gay guys....Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why should you not date a daft dwarf. Cos its not big and its not clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 scots gay guys....Ben Dover and Phil McCracken

2 irish gay guys....Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick

I was trying to think of that the other night thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two lads sat around chatting shite n looking in a catalog. One says ooow look at thes two birds here fit as fook or what im going to order this one me.

A week or so later one guy rings his mate upo and says hey did that woman come what you ordered. Na not yet his mate says but shouldnt be long now as they sent her cloths yesterday

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"2 scots gay guys....Ben Dover and Phil McCracken

2 irish gay guys....Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick

2 more Scots gays :

Ben Doon and Phil McCreviss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the most incestuous vegetable?

Pumpkin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scots gaay is Phil Mac cafferty

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Scots gaay is Phil Mac cafferty

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and his best mate ben dover

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two Irish astronauts are giving a press conference about there next flight into space. paddy says "we are going to fly our ship to the sun". one of the reporters laughs and says you cant do that you will burn to death..paddy replies "its ok we have thought of that, were going at night".

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By *nebig1ivorMan
over a year ago

Reading

What do you call a policewoman who shaves her pussy? - Cunt stubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An irishman that fits double glazing...Paddy odoors

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Scots gaay is Phil Mac cafferty

and his best mate ben dover"
With Phil Macrackin bringing up the rear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Val Doonicans gay brother Ben doonican

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By *nebig1ivorMan
over a year ago

Reading

Serbian prostitute - Sloberdanmecockubitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serbian prostitute - Sloberdanmecockubitch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a bloke with a little dick?

Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 scots gay guys....Ben Dover and Phil McCracken

2 irish gay guys....Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick

2 more Scots gays :

Ben Doon and Phil McCreviss

And the dentist brother...

Phil McCavity...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what do you call a working girl in a wheelchair?

park n ride

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