FabSwingers.com forum: The Strange Thought Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are we human? Or are we dancer?

Thoughts???

Or add your thought to ponder... it's Friday - have fun fabsters

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m a humane dancer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a humane dancer.

Are there inhumane dancers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do androids dream of electric sheep? "

Are electric sheep also androids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be a human dancing along to that song in a few months in Manchester watching the killers

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I’m a humane dancer.

Are there inhumane dancers

Does Dad dancing count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its easier to win the lotto if you play it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll be a human dancing along to that song in a few months in Manchester watching the killers

Ohhh you lucky lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a humane dancer.

Are there inhumane dancers

Does Dad dancing count?

It did with my dad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its easier to win the lotto if you play it"

Awwwww don't... wish I'd never done set numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do shooting stars really grant wishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck. If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday is tomorrows today

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I’m a humane dancer.

Are there inhumane dancers

Yes, the gits who stand on your feet and invade your space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do chickens have teeth?

Do penguins have knees?

Bringing you a sample of my thoughts that nurture my insomniac mind.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Do one legged bears swim in circles and shit in the woods

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck. If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

No one knows that

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Does a tree make a sound if a protester is tied to the top of it and you chop it down where no one can hear it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do shooting stars really grant wishes"

I wish I knew (looks for a shooting star)

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Do you bell bungalows?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yesterday is tomorrows today

That is very true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do chickens have teeth?

Do penguins have knees?

Bringing you a sample of my thoughts that nurture my insomniac mind."

I'll be joining you I think

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

Think I'm more disaster than dancer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a humane dancer.

Are there inhumane dancers

Yes, the gits who stand on your feet and invade your space

smertybreeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does a tree make a sound if a protester is tied to the top of it and you chop it down where no one can hear it."

I'm listening...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Are electric sheep also androids

I suspect they'd be ovoids and electric dogs would be canoids. Frankly they both sound like something that you'd need ointment for...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you bell bungalows? "

No one knows that either

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

The blind chicken sometimes gets the seed

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I never have understood what the lyrics mean...are we dancer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Are electric sheep also androids

I suspect they'd be ovoids and electric dogs would be canoids. Frankly they both sound like something that you'd need ointment for..."

That might muck with the electrics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The blind chicken sometimes gets the seed

A bird in the hand gathers no moss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I never have understood what the lyrics mean...are we dancer."

(I've taken it to mean we are all part of a meaningful cosmos and made of stardust... I could be wrong... it will have to happen one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The blind chicken sometimes gets the seed

A bird in the hand gathers no moss

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't teach your grandmother to suck gravel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do shooting stars really grant wishes

I wish I knew (looks for a shooting star)

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saw 8 last month still waiting is all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The blind chicken sometimes gets the seed

A bird in the hand gathers no moss

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't teach your grandmother to suck gravel."

Too many cooks make light work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do shooting stars really grant wishes

I wish I knew (looks for a shooting star)

saw 8 last month still waiting is all"

Perhaps it's something to do with the space time continuum and you need a flux capacitor too

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Maybe plants are really farming us,

They give us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

It's a good job there's gravity because otherwise when birds die they'd just kind of stay up there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe plants are really farming us,

They give us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume"

Sneaky leafybassas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a good job there's gravity because otherwise when birds die they'd just kind of stay up there. "

That's a grave thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do chickens cross roads ?

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By *ikeandmollyCouple
over a year ago

swindon

What would happen if a vampire bit a zombie?

Molly

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

What's another word for thesaurus?

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

If a tree falls and there is no one there to hear it, it doesn't make a sound.

So, could the universe exist if there was no awareness there to experience it?

Without ears to hear, there is no sound.

Without eyes to see, there is no light.

Are we actually creating the universe by experiencing it?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"What's another word for thesaurus? "

Dinosaurus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If a tree falls and there is no one there to hear it, it doesn't make a sound.

So, could the universe exist if there was no awareness there to experience it?

Without ears to hear, there is no sound.

Without eyes to see, there is no light.

Are we actually creating the universe by experiencing it?"

Either yes or no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do shooting stars really grant wishes

I wish I knew (looks for a shooting star)

saw 8 last month still waiting is all

Perhaps it's something to do with the space time continuum and you need a flux capacitor too

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thats frustrating then ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would happen if a vampire bit a zombie?

Molly

XX"

You'd get a zompire???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do shooting stars really grant wishes

I wish I knew (looks for a shooting star)

saw 8 last month still waiting is all

Perhaps it's something to do with the space time continuum and you need a flux capacitor too

thats frustrating then ffs

If you have an old hoover and a set of jump leads that works just as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's one that may ruin a film franchise for you all.... but Sod it, it's good to share and you have been warned!

It concerns Pixar favourite, Toy Story?

The toys had to remain motionless to maintain the secrecy of their being alive yes?

So that means when Andy hit his early teens that they'd probably often have to stand stock still with their eyes fixed open, watching him beat one off.??

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"If a tree falls and there is no one there to hear it, it doesn't make a sound.

So, could the universe exist if there was no awareness there to experience it?

Without ears to hear, there is no sound.

Without eyes to see, there is no light.

Are we actually creating the universe by experiencing it?

Either yes or no

Somewhere out there Schrödinger is happy with your response

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Do androids dream of electric sheep? "

2 days ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do chickens have teeth?

Do penguins have knees?

Bringing you a sample of my thoughts that nurture my insomniac mind."

McDonald's nuggets used to have chicken teeth as a key ingredient... Allegedly

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I went to a book shop and asked where the self help section was. She said if she told me that would defeat the object.

If in need of inspiration on one of these threads just Google "Stephen Wright quotes".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do chickens have teeth?

Do penguins have knees?

Bringing you a sample of my thoughts that nurture my insomniac mind.

McDonald's nuggets used to have chicken teeth as a key ingredient... Allegedly

That explains a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do chickens have teeth?

Do penguins have knees?

Bringing you a sample of my thoughts that nurture my insomniac mind.

McDonald's nuggets used to have chicken teeth as a key ingredient... Allegedly

That explains a lot

I'll buy you some tonight if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with ppl, really though, most of us are ok.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do chickens have teeth?

Do penguins have knees?

Bringing you a sample of my thoughts that nurture my insomniac mind.

McDonald's nuggets used to have chicken teeth as a key ingredient... Allegedly

That explains a lot

I'll buy you some tonight if you want

Can we go to KFC instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's wrong with ppl, really though, most of us are ok....."

You say that... but … naw…

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I have a wide variety of weird questions; I use them as a response when someone's first message to me is "what you curious about?".

My current favourite:

If I cut my foot off and threw it at your head, would it hit you or kick you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a bumbee stung a bumbee on a bumbee's bum, what colour would the bumbee's bum be ?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I have a wide variety of weird questions; I use them as a response when someone's first message to me is "what you curious about?".

My current favourite:

If I cut my foot off and threw it at your head, would it hit you or kick you?"

Mmmmmm

I think technically it hit me.

For the same reason that if you threw a gun at me you'd still be hitting me and not shooting me

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