FabSwingers.com forum: Homemade fleshlight

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who’s made one? I can imagine maybe some warm wafer thin ham stuck to the inside of a toilet roll tube would have a good affect

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I always planned to as a teen but never got around to it. I think it's easier just to buy one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure what one is tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure what one is tbh"

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what one is tbh

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one "
she is a friend who is a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watermelon

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Not sure what one is tbh

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one "

That's exactly why I got one

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Who’s made one? I can imagine maybe some warm wafer thin ham stuck to the inside of a toilet roll tube would have a good affect"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone’s seen American pie right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking of using 2 rubber gloves, one inside the other separated with a nice layer of warm meat paste, or maybe a nice pate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what one is tbh

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one

That's exactly why I got one"
but what is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I use one of the carps out of my pond

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was thinking of using 2 rubber gloves, one inside the other separated with a nice layer of warm meat paste, or maybe a nice pate

Oh then you can eat it after

Nice one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone’s seen American pie right? "

No I don’t like pie

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Warm pie?

Not microwaved though, that gets the inside scalding hot

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Not sure what one is tbh

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one

That's exactly why I got onebut what is it"

Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what one is tbh

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one

That's exactly why I got onebut what is it

Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny."
ok does it glow in the dark then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure what one is tbh

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one

That's exactly why I got onebut what is it

Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?"

Off subject but when I was 7 my dad told me if I drink the liquid from glowsticks my pee will glow in the dark. I did and I got really sick and spewed everywhere.

I reminded him of this last week and he laughed and said ‘yeah you were such a thick kid’

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Not sure what one is tbh

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one

That's exactly why I got onebut what is it

Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?"

Not usually but I assume you could get one that glowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what one is tbh

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one

That's exactly why I got onebut what is it

Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?

Not usually but I assume you could get one that glowed"
then where does the light fit in im confused

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Not sure what one is tbh

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one

That's exactly why I got onebut what is it

Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?

Off subject but when I was 7 my dad told me if I drink the liquid from glowsticks my pee will glow in the dark. I did and I got really sick and spewed everywhere.

I reminded him of this last week and he laughed and said ‘yeah you were such a thick kid’"

Yeah that stuff isnt good for you

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Not sure what one is tbh

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one

That's exactly why I got onebut what is it

Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?

Not usually but I assume you could get one that glowedthen where does the light fit in im confused"

It looks like a "flash light"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘.....and next on Art Attack, a DIY Fleshlight.

All you’ll need is an empty Pringles tube filled with warm jelly. Try it yer self; Ta ra!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried when I was younger and it didn't go well haha! Now my fiancé got me one as a joke gift. Used it twice and its a huge faf to use haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what one is tbh

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one

That's exactly why I got onebut what is it

Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?

Off subject but when I was 7 my dad told me if I drink the liquid from glowsticks my pee will glow in the dark. I did and I got really sick and spewed everywhere.

I reminded him of this last week and he laughed and said ‘yeah you were such a thick kid’"
u have epic storys

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I tried when I was younger and it didn't go well haha! Now my fiancé got me one as a joke gift. Used it twice and its a huge faf to use haha"

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure what one is tbh

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one

That's exactly why I got onebut what is it

Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?

Not usually but I assume you could get one that glowed"

I want one that would scream HAIL HYDRA as I came into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what one is tbh

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one

That's exactly why I got onebut what is it

Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?

Off subject but when I was 7 my dad told me if I drink the liquid from glowsticks my pee will glow in the dark. I did and I got really sick and spewed everywhere.

I reminded him of this last week and he laughed and said ‘yeah you were such a thick kid’"

I got told to drink aftershave and it would make your farts smell nice, same effect, and no it didn't work ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what one is tbh

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one

That's exactly why I got onebut what is it

Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?

Not usually but I assume you could get one that glowedthen where does the light fit in im confused

It looks like a "flash light""
oh is that all sounds like misselling to me then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure what one is tbh

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one

That's exactly why I got onebut what is it

Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?

Off subject but when I was 7 my dad told me if I drink the liquid from glowsticks my pee will glow in the dark. I did and I got really sick and spewed everywhere.

I reminded him of this last week and he laughed and said ‘yeah you were such a thick kid’

u have epic storys

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

I have a toy silicone pussy, plenty lube and it feel great, very intense orgasm every time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a toy silicone pussy, plenty lube and it feel great, very intense orgasm every time..."
really il stick to real skin i think

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I really don’t fancy the proper one, let alone a bodge job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really don’t fancy the proper one, let alone a bodge job

That’s what people say when they look at me

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

"I have a toy silicone pussy, plenty lube and it feel great, very intense orgasm every time...really il stick to real skin i think"
its good for lean times lol

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I really don’t fancy the proper one, let alone a bodge job

That’s what people say when they look at me

Hmmm, I’m not at all sure about that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really don’t fancy the proper one, let alone a bodge job

That’s what people say when they look at me

Then they need their eyes testing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really don’t fancy the proper one, let alone a bodge job

That’s what people say when they look at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small can of pringles, two sponges and a condom. You welcome everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made one out of the hearts of several fab forumites wrapped in an old pringles can.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made one out of the hearts of several fab forumites wrapped in an old pringles can.....

.....Apparently.....

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Stay away from the peppered ham, chaps...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Small can of pringles, two sponges and a condom. You welcome everyone!"

Do the sponges need to be dry? Do you wet them so the hole feels tighter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had to Google what a fleshlight is

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what one is tbh

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one "

Can men not have sex toys, when in a relationship?, seems an odd theory you have there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure what one is tbh

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one

Can men not have sex toys, when in a relationship?, seems an odd theory you have there.

Yeah it wasn’t sarcasm at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking of using 2 rubber gloves, one inside the other separated with a nice layer of warm meat paste, or maybe a nice pate

Oh then you can eat it after

Nice one "

See I thought my idea was good but you just introduced post cum snacking too

Round of applause to you!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Not sure what one is tbh

You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one

Can men not have sex toys, when in a relationship?, seems an odd theory you have there.

Yeah it wasn’t sarcasm at all"

But in my relationship it is a necessity

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Just had to Google what a fleshlight is

Wtf

Google a vajankle next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Maybe.

Oh hello! Welcome back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was thinking of using 2 rubber gloves, one inside the other separated with a nice layer of warm meat paste, or maybe a nice pate

Oh then you can eat it after

Nice one

See I thought my idea was good but you just introduced post cum snacking too

Round of applause to you!!"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had to Google what a fleshlight is

Wtf

Google a vajankle next

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i remember drawing a pic of that lol

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

A bag of fresh liver, slightly warmed.

So I have heard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk bottle and some lard

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By *obey DickMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

I fucked a toilet roll, when I was younger, and a thermal flask!! That was enjoyable. Also tried being sucked off with a hoover!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had to Google what a fleshlight is

Wtf

Google a vajankle next

Rather get wanked by Abu Hamza !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fucked a toilet roll, when I was younger, and a thermal flask!! That was enjoyable. Also tried being sucked off with a hoover!!! "

Did the hoover gobble your willy?

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By *rimtonMan
over a year ago

Bromley

Speaking of which , had anyone ever tried a cock pump and do they actually work?

Asking for the neighbour

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Just had to Google what a fleshlight is

Wtf

Google a vajankle next

Rather get wanked by Abu Hamza !!!"

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had to Google what a fleshlight is

Wtf

Google a vajankle next

I just did

Jeeeeezo that's enough googling for me today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had to Google what a fleshlight is

Wtf

Google a vajankle next

I wonder how they cum up with these ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s made one? I can imagine maybe some warm wafer thin ham stuck to the inside of a toilet roll tube would have a good affect"

I do this but with a Smarties tube. Tighter on my cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who’s made one? I can imagine maybe some warm wafer thin ham stuck to the inside of a toilet roll tube would have a good affect

I do this but with a Smarties tube. Tighter on my cock

The tighter the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the crafty amongst us you

You could use alginate molding powder, beer can with the lid popped off completely or pringles can etc.

Use a twisted wrought iron rod for the.....cavity and just set it in the jelly

You’d have a homebrew fleshlight.

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By *lue_dogMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

"Who’s made one? I can imagine maybe some warm wafer thin ham stuck to the inside of a toilet roll tube would have a good affect"

Yes, but you have to use Heinz Salad Cream, I’m afraid other brands just do not hit the spot. Now where did I put that contraption...

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

Jam jar full of liver

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

In Portnoy's Complaint by Philip Roth, the protagonist uses a piece of liver to get himself off.

Then he gives it to his grandmother who cooks it...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Just had to Google what a fleshlight is

Wtf

Google a vajankle next

I just did

Jeeeeezo that's enough googling for me today

Hahaha! It's a foot long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watermelon

Came here to say this.

Tried as a teen after reading a story about it in my dads porn mag stash ... think it was Janus?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Just had to Google what a fleshlight is

Wtf

Google a vajankle next

I just did

Jeeeeezo that's enough googling for me today

Hahaha! It's a foot long!

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

God would they really make one at home?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God would they really make one at home?!"
hey sue barker

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A warmed jar of lemon curd

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"A warmed jar of lemon curd

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yeah, tried that. - some tosser didn't tell me to take the lid off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once fucked a hollowed-out cucumber wedged between the sofa. No joke.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I once fucked a hollowed-out cucumber wedged between the sofa. No joke. "

And that's why you got barred from DFS...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once fucked a hollowed-out cucumber wedged between the sofa. No joke.

And that's why you got barred from DFS...

Prudes.

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By *inkyBreastieCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Boobieland

"Warm pie?

Not microwaved though, that gets the inside scalding hot

You would have to be careful doing that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God would they really make one at home?!"

Yeah while watching art attack

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Wellington boot full of custard

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By *obey DickMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

It wasn't very good to be honest. Fucking the flask was though!!

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