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"Not sure what one is tbh" You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one | |||
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"Not sure what one is tbh You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one " she is a friend who is a girl | |||
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"Not sure what one is tbh You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one " That's exactly why I got one | |||
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"Who’s made one? I can imagine maybe some warm wafer thin ham stuck to the inside of a toilet roll tube would have a good affect" | |||
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"Not sure what one is tbh You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one That's exactly why I got one" but what is it | |||
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"Everyone’s seen American pie right? " No I don’t like pie | |||
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"Not sure what one is tbh You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one That's exactly why I got onebut what is it" Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny. | |||
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"Not sure what one is tbh You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one That's exactly why I got onebut what is it Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny." ok does it glow in the dark then? | |||
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"Not sure what one is tbh You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one That's exactly why I got onebut what is it Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?" Off subject but when I was 7 my dad told me if I drink the liquid from glowsticks my pee will glow in the dark. I did and I got really sick and spewed everywhere. I reminded him of this last week and he laughed and said ‘yeah you were such a thick kid’ | |||
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"Not sure what one is tbh You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one That's exactly why I got onebut what is it Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?" Not usually but I assume you could get one that glowed | |||
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"Not sure what one is tbh You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one That's exactly why I got onebut what is it Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then? Not usually but I assume you could get one that glowed" then where does the light fit in im confused | |||
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"Not sure what one is tbh You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one That's exactly why I got onebut what is it Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then? Off subject but when I was 7 my dad told me if I drink the liquid from glowsticks my pee will glow in the dark. I did and I got really sick and spewed everywhere. I reminded him of this last week and he laughed and said ‘yeah you were such a thick kid’" Yeah that stuff isnt good for you | |||
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"Not sure what one is tbh You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one That's exactly why I got onebut what is it Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then? Not usually but I assume you could get one that glowedthen where does the light fit in im confused" It looks like a "flash light" | |||
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"Not sure what one is tbh You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one That's exactly why I got onebut what is it Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then? Off subject but when I was 7 my dad told me if I drink the liquid from glowsticks my pee will glow in the dark. I did and I got really sick and spewed everywhere. I reminded him of this last week and he laughed and said ‘yeah you were such a thick kid’" u have epic storys | |||
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"I tried when I was younger and it didn't go well haha! Now my fiancé got me one as a joke gift. Used it twice and its a huge faf to use haha" Agreed | |||
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"Not sure what one is tbh You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one That's exactly why I got onebut what is it Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then? Not usually but I assume you could get one that glowed" I want one that would scream HAIL HYDRA as I came into it | |||
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"Not sure what one is tbh You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one That's exactly why I got onebut what is it Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then? Off subject but when I was 7 my dad told me if I drink the liquid from glowsticks my pee will glow in the dark. I did and I got really sick and spewed everywhere. I reminded him of this last week and he laughed and said ‘yeah you were such a thick kid’" I got told to drink aftershave and it would make your farts smell nice, same effect, and no it didn't work ???? | |||
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"Not sure what one is tbh You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one That's exactly why I got onebut what is it Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then? Not usually but I assume you could get one that glowedthen where does the light fit in im confused It looks like a "flash light"" oh is that all sounds like misselling to me then | |||
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"Not sure what one is tbh You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one That's exactly why I got onebut what is it Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then? Off subject but when I was 7 my dad told me if I drink the liquid from glowsticks my pee will glow in the dark. I did and I got really sick and spewed everywhere. I reminded him of this last week and he laughed and said ‘yeah you were such a thick kid’ u have epic storys " | |||
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"I have a toy silicone pussy, plenty lube and it feel great, very intense orgasm every time..." really il stick to real skin i think | |||
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"I really don’t fancy the proper one, let alone a bodge job " That’s what people say when they look at me | |||
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"I have a toy silicone pussy, plenty lube and it feel great, very intense orgasm every time...really il stick to real skin i think" its good for lean times lol | |||
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"I really don’t fancy the proper one, let alone a bodge job That’s what people say when they look at me " Hmmm, I’m not at all sure about that! | |||
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"I really don’t fancy the proper one, let alone a bodge job That’s what people say when they look at me " Then they need their eyes testing | |||
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"I really don’t fancy the proper one, let alone a bodge job That’s what people say when they look at me " | |||
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"I made one out of the hearts of several fab forumites wrapped in an old pringles can..... " .....Apparently..... | |||
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"Small can of pringles, two sponges and a condom. You welcome everyone!" Do the sponges need to be dry? Do you wet them so the hole feels tighter? | |||
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"Not sure what one is tbh You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one " Can men not have sex toys, when in a relationship?, seems an odd theory you have there. | |||
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"Not sure what one is tbh You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one Can men not have sex toys, when in a relationship?, seems an odd theory you have there. " Yeah it wasn’t sarcasm at all | |||
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"I was thinking of using 2 rubber gloves, one inside the other separated with a nice layer of warm meat paste, or maybe a nice pate Oh then you can eat it after Nice one " See I thought my idea was good but you just introduced post cum snacking too Round of applause to you!! | |||
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"Not sure what one is tbh You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one Can men not have sex toys, when in a relationship?, seems an odd theory you have there. Yeah it wasn’t sarcasm at all" But in my relationship it is a necessity | |||
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"Just had to Google what a fleshlight is Wtf " Google a vajankle next | |||
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"Maybe. " Oh hello! Welcome back. | |||
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"I was thinking of using 2 rubber gloves, one inside the other separated with a nice layer of warm meat paste, or maybe a nice pate Oh then you can eat it after Nice one See I thought my idea was good but you just introduced post cum snacking too Round of applause to you!!" Thank you | |||
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"Just had to Google what a fleshlight is Wtf Google a vajankle next " i remember drawing a pic of that lol | |||
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"Just had to Google what a fleshlight is Wtf Google a vajankle next " Rather get wanked by Abu Hamza !!! | |||
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"I fucked a toilet roll, when I was younger, and a thermal flask!! That was enjoyable. Also tried being sucked off with a hoover!!! " Did the hoover gobble your willy? | |||
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"Just had to Google what a fleshlight is Wtf Google a vajankle next Rather get wanked by Abu Hamza !!!" Kinky | |||
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"Just had to Google what a fleshlight is Wtf Google a vajankle next " I just did Jeeeeezo that's enough googling for me today | |||
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"Just had to Google what a fleshlight is Wtf Google a vajankle next " I wonder how they cum up with these ideas. | |||
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"Who’s made one? I can imagine maybe some warm wafer thin ham stuck to the inside of a toilet roll tube would have a good affect" I do this but with a Smarties tube. Tighter on my cock | |||
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"Who’s made one? I can imagine maybe some warm wafer thin ham stuck to the inside of a toilet roll tube would have a good affect I do this but with a Smarties tube. Tighter on my cock " The tighter the better | |||
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"Who’s made one? I can imagine maybe some warm wafer thin ham stuck to the inside of a toilet roll tube would have a good affect" Yes, but you have to use Heinz Salad Cream, I’m afraid other brands just do not hit the spot. Now where did I put that contraption... | |||
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"Just had to Google what a fleshlight is Wtf Google a vajankle next I just did Jeeeeezo that's enough googling for me today " Hahaha! It's a foot long! | |||
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"Watermelon " Came here to say this. Tried as a teen after reading a story about it in my dads porn mag stash ... think it was Janus? | |||
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"Just had to Google what a fleshlight is Wtf Google a vajankle next I just did Jeeeeezo that's enough googling for me today Hahaha! It's a foot long! " | |||
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"God would they really make one at home?!" hey sue barker | |||
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"A warmed jar of lemon curd " yeah, tried that. - some tosser didn't tell me to take the lid off. | |||
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"I once fucked a hollowed-out cucumber wedged between the sofa. No joke. " And that's why you got barred from DFS... | |||
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"I once fucked a hollowed-out cucumber wedged between the sofa. No joke. And that's why you got barred from DFS... " Prudes. | |||
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"Warm pie? Not microwaved though, that gets the inside scalding hot " You would have to be careful doing that! | |||
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"God would they really make one at home?!" Yeah while watching art attack | |||
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