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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want a cookie? I'd offer a hug but my hands are full.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You need to stop meeting then or you'll get a reputation.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I feel for you. To be objectified in such a manner! You have my sympathies

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I hereby offer myself as tribute to be used as a piece of manmeat by the hungry women, thus selflessly taking the pressure off my brethren.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

That's absolutely terrible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One track mind these women!

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Poor you

, I can't even get a chat. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh pleeeeaaaaasseeeeeee. You been on the mushrooms again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hereby offer myself as tribute to be used as a piece of manmeat by the hungry women, thus selflessly taking the pressure off my brethren. "

What a selfless hero!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use filters....

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"I hereby offer myself as tribute to be used as a piece of manmeat by the hungry women, thus selflessly taking the pressure off my brethren.

What a selfless hero!

Apparently everyone loves a hero. Form an orderly queue, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh pleeeeaaaaasseeeeeee. You been on the mushrooms again?"

Got to be. He seems to have a HIGH opinion of himself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s worst problems to have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

See? Now you're all laughing at me

Just leave my penis alone!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Sorry ... I thought men just wanted to shag n leave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Sorry ... I thought men just wanted to shag n leave

No, this was a lie invented by women to convince themselves they're not the users

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By *ilthy builderMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Nice to see a man taking one for the team!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice to see a man taking one for the team!"

Please, don't think of me as a hero. I'm just fighting our corner wherever I can

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Women aren't all bad. You must meet some of the rotten ones.

Tell yourself you are gonna say no from now on

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Lucky you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Lucky you

I just wish I would be acknowledged as a person and not as a penis

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Spooning is socialising though right?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spooning is socialising though right?!?!

Only if you discuss forking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spooning is socialising though right?!?!

As long as I'm the little spoon and you whisper things in my ear

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Come round and we talk about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They know they are superior to men ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Come round and we talk about it

You just want to use me like everyone else don't you?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Come round and we talk about it

You just want to use me like everyone else don't you?

No!!!!

*puts clothes back on*

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By *hill44Man
over a year ago

hinckley

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

And your problem is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Come round and we talk about it

You just want to use me like everyone else don't you?

No!!!!

*puts clothes back on*"

No, its fine, lets get this over with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

And your problem is?

Because all they want to know is how i fuck, not how i am

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Spooning is socialising though right?!?!

As long as I'm the little spoon and you whisper things in my ear"

Whispering?!! I don’t believe that was in the contract!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

And your problem is?

Because all they want to know is how i fuck, not how i am

Oh all this pity

how are you sugar lips

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

And your problem is?

Because all they want to know is how i fuck, not how i am

How are ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Awwwww bless

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sorry we're animals. Next time I'll take you through the maccies drive through and buy you some lambrini first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

And your problem is?

Because all they want to know is how i fuck, not how i am

Oh all this pity

how are you sugar lips

I'm really good thanks for asking. Today could not be going any better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry we're animals. Next time I'll take you through the maccies drive through and buy you some lambrini first."

Lambrini? from Mcdonalds?

I'm interested

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

If it helps i am willing to put my name forward to be used. It might take a bit of pressure off you.

Just wish woman would stop using and abusing vunerable men and taking advantage of them for sex....

Its nasty.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

You could always decline.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sorry we're animals. Next time I'll take you through the maccies drive through and buy you some lambrini first.

Lambrini? from Mcdonalds?

I'm interested"

Noooo McDonald's is for the mcnuggets or a happy meal. Lambrini is from bargain booze on the way home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

If it helps i am willing to put my name forward to be used. It might take a bit of pressure off you.

Just wish woman would stop using and abusing vunerable men and taking advantage of them for sex....

Its nasty."

Its ok, this is a burden I can carry

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’ve seen it all now I think on fab !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry we're animals. Next time I'll take you through the maccies drive through and buy you some lambrini first.

Lambrini? from Mcdonalds?

I'm interested

Noooo McDonald's is for the mcnuggets or a happy meal. Lambrini is from bargain booze on the way home

Ok, you know I was only joking about my mum watching don't you?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sorry we're animals. Next time I'll take you through the maccies drive through and buy you some lambrini first.

Lambrini? from Mcdonalds?

I'm interested

Noooo McDonald's is for the mcnuggets or a happy meal. Lambrini is from bargain booze on the way home

Ok, you know I was only joking about my mum watching don't you?"

Were you? I'd better put a bottle of lambrini back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry we're animals. Next time I'll take you through the maccies drive through and buy you some lambrini first.

Lambrini? from Mcdonalds?

I'm interested

Noooo McDonald's is for the mcnuggets or a happy meal. Lambrini is from bargain booze on the way home

Ok, you know I was only joking about my mum watching don't you?

Were you? I'd better put a bottle of lambrini back."

No, its ok, I'll have a word, I think I can get her on board

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Show ya face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Show ya face"

I should, its a sure fire way of women rejecting me

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Show ya face

I should, its a sure fire way of women rejecting me"

Show me

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Come round and we talk about it

You just want to use me like everyone else don't you?

No!!!!

*puts clothes back on*

No, its fine, lets get this over with"

Let's go...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Come round and we talk about it

You just want to use me like everyone else don't you?

No!!!!

*puts clothes back on*

No, its fine, lets get this over with

Let's go..."

...fine

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sorry we're animals. Next time I'll take you through the maccies drive through and buy you some lambrini first.

Lambrini? from Mcdonalds?

I'm interested

Noooo McDonald's is for the mcnuggets or a happy meal. Lambrini is from bargain booze on the way home

Ok, you know I was only joking about my mum watching don't you?

Were you? I'd better put a bottle of lambrini back.

No, its ok, I'll have a word, I think I can get her on board"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Thankyou your beautiful x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thankyou your beautiful x

Oh stop

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Thankyou your beautiful x

Oh stop

True x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry we're animals. Next time I'll take you through the maccies drive through and buy you some lambrini first.

Lambrini? from Mcdonalds?

I'm interested

Noooo McDonald's is for the mcnuggets or a happy meal. Lambrini is from bargain booze on the way home

Ok, you know I was only joking about my mum watching don't you?

Were you? I'd better put a bottle of lambrini back.

No, its ok, I'll have a word, I think I can get her on board

I'll be honest, this night of ours is not going in the direction I was hoping it would

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

You could always decline."

But that would be bad manners. OP is clearly a people pleaser.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

You could always decline.

But that would be bad manners. OP is clearly a people pleaser. "

He was joking.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

You could always decline.

But that would be bad manners. OP is clearly a people pleaser.

He was joking."

Excuse my dry sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You poor lamb, come here, I'll have a social with you, then objectify you

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

This is why I moved out of Doncaster.

I'm too nice for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You poor lamb, come here, I'll have a social with you, then objectify you

Ok, but just hold me first

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

OP. Poor you!

If it's that traumatic for you, finding yourself in that predicament, do you think Counselling will help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Only used? Not abused?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dude, I feel your pain. There is more to me than a few highly erotic pictures on my profile. Women would see it if they read my profile but they never do, do they? They stop at the pics and send me ...a wink!

And I have to do all the work! Again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Bastards!!! I get the same pal it's hard life for such hotness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Poor you. Let the other guys on here help you out. Plenty of guys who aren’t doing so well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You poor lamb, come here, I'll have a social with you, then objectify you

Ok, but just hold me first"

Goes without saying, will a couple of minutes do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want a cookie? I'd offer a hug but my hands are full. "

Those crumbs get every where though

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

You could always decline.

But that would be bad manners. OP is clearly a people pleaser.

He was joking.

Excuse my dry sense of humour"

I was joking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

You could always decline.

But that would be bad manners. OP is clearly a people pleaser.

He was joking.

Excuse my dry sense of humour

I was joking

Let's just say we were all joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know, it's a chore eh OP?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

I wish I had your luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No woman, no problem. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Maybe sort your profile out Aladdin?? Have some more photos. Classy ones. Don't come across as creepy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Maybe sort your profile out Aladdin?? Have some more photos. Classy ones. Don't come across as creepy. "

My profile is bare minimum, but the hungry minx' still won't leave me alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Maybe sort your profile out Aladdin?? Have some more photos. Classy ones. Don't come across as creepy.

My profile is bare minimum, but the hungry minx' still won't leave me alone "

I find the less I put the more views I get..... .....women are totally lying by about not being visual creatures....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Maybe sort your profile out Aladdin?? Have some more photos. Classy ones. Don't come across as creepy.

My profile is bare minimum, but the hungry minx' still won't leave me alone

I find the less I put the more views I get..... .....women are totally lying by about not being visual creatures....

They're definitely the more curious of the species, I don't want to paint with a broad brush, but its the reason they are all gossips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Maybe sort your profile out Aladdin?? Have some more photos. Classy ones. Don't come across as creepy.

My profile is bare minimum, but the hungry minx' still won't leave me alone

I find the less I put the more views I get..... .....women are totally lying by about not being visual creatures....

They're definitely the more curious of the species, I don't want to paint with a broad brush, but its the reason they are all gossips"

Pmsl I just got told about myself in pm.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They don't want to socialise with me first. They just want to jump straight into bed with me and use me like the hunky piece of man meat I am.

I feel so used

Maybe sort your profile out Aladdin?? Have some more photos. Classy ones. Don't come across as creepy.

My profile is bare minimum, but the hungry minx' still won't leave me alone

I find the less I put the more views I get..... .....women are totally lying by about not being visual creatures....

They're definitely the more curious of the species, I don't want to paint with a broad brush, but its the reason they are all gossips

Pmsl I just got told about myself in pm.....

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