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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My body has gotten so used to broken sleep, that when baba slept eight hours solid...I only managed six and a half. And now he’s back asleep...I’m still wide awake.

Ugh.

What’s for breakfast then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weetabix, I may even be daring and put a few shredded in too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Weetabix, I may even be daring and put a few shredded in too "

You wee rascal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Also I am going to put my phone down and try sleep. Doubt it’ll work, as I tried for two hours previously and my god that was a boring two hours. Please continue to tell me what you’re having for breakfast. Much loveio everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hows about a fresh weekend bagel egg sandwich and some fresh fruit with just some fresh pressed coffee sound?

Mothers deserve to be spoiled.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hows about a fresh weekend bagel egg sandwich and some fresh fruit with just some fresh pressed coffee sound?

Mothers deserve to be spoiled. "

My goodness that sounds perfect

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

That’s a good night sleep for the little fella

I’m having shredded wheat. Something scratchy for my throat.

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams


"Also I am going to put my phone down and try sleep. Doubt it’ll work, as I tried for two hours previously and my god that was a boring two hours. Please continue to tell me what you’re having for breakfast. Much loveio everyone x"

I'm having boring old cornflakes while admiring your new pics. You look amazing. Just wanted to say...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I had coco pops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody kids are a menace

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams


"I had coco pops "

That ll be why you are bouncing off the walls!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Crumpets with lemon curd on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weetabix, I may even be daring and put a few shredded in too

You wee rascal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??"

Weetabix with shreddies is like sex

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Hows about a fresh weekend bagel egg sandwich and some fresh fruit with just some fresh pressed coffee sound?

"

Sounds fresh

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??"

Crumpet is definitely sex

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I generally don't have breakfast.

But if I did, it would be Shreddies, Blueberry / Apricot wheats, Special K and Just Right. All mixed together

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??"

We do talk about other things, too, you know.

We're almost like normal people in that regard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??"
no its a gathering of grown ups

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??"

It is, we like sex and are talking to people about breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached eggs and avocado

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Poached eggs and avocado "

Yum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??"

How do you think I got the baby?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??

How do you think I got the baby?"

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??

How do you think I got the baby?"

Left by a stork under your gooseberry bush ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??no its a gathering of grown ups"

I got told off for talking about asbestos the other day. Something along the lines of “why are you asking a bunch of random swingers about asbestos”. Oh that’s right, I’m sorry. If you swing, you have no knowledge of every day life and stuff. You *only* talk about sex. 24/7. That’s when you’re not having it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??

How do you think I got the baby?"

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??"

Yes but I'm we all like other things as well...."man cannot live on breast alone" or something like that

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??no its a gathering of grown ups

I got told off for talking about asbestos the other day. Something along the lines of “why are you asking a bunch of random swingers about asbestos”. Oh that’s right, I’m sorry. If you swing, you have no knowledge of every day life and stuff. You *only* talk about sex. 24/7. That’s when you’re not having it. "

Did you not know we are supposed to be mindless drones that only discuss sex? God forbid should any of us have interests outside shagging.

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By *verage JosephMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

Normally weetabix, but was naughty today & had chocolate pillows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??no its a gathering of grown ups

I got told off for talking about asbestos the other day. Something along the lines of “why are you asking a bunch of random swingers about asbestos”. Oh that’s right, I’m sorry. If you swing, you have no knowledge of every day life and stuff. You *only* talk about sex. 24/7. That’s when you’re not having it.

Did you not know we are supposed to be mindless drones that only discuss sex? God forbid should any of us have interests outside shagging. "

I am aware of that now, yes. Silly me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Normally weetabix, but was naughty today & had chocolate pillows! "

Oh you rebel!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??no its a gathering of grown ups

I got told off for talking about asbestos the other day. Something along the lines of “why are you asking a bunch of random swingers about asbestos”. Oh that’s right, I’m sorry. If you swing, you have no knowledge of every day life and stuff. You *only* talk about sex. 24/7. That’s when you’re not having it.

Did you not know we are supposed to be mindless drones that only discuss sex? God forbid should any of us have interests outside shagging.

I am aware of that now, yes. Silly me. "

Silly sausage

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Silly sausage "

Sausage !!

Good were back talking about sex rather than breakfast.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"

Silly sausage

Sausage !!

Good were back talking about sex rather than breakfast. "

Exactly. We must try harder to be what we are expected to be and stop being individuals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??

Weetabix with shreddies is like sex "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??no its a gathering of grown ups

I got told off for talking about asbestos the other day. Something along the lines of “why are you asking a bunch of random swingers about asbestos”. Oh that’s right, I’m sorry. If you swing, you have no knowledge of every day life and stuff. You *only* talk about sex. 24/7. That’s when you’re not having it. "

fkin losers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes everyone does have day to day lives and knowledge and experience in those areas is great and also to receive new knowledge and pass it on to others is a great feeling. THATS WHAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE FOR!!!!! Not a sex site. Unless you don’t have any friends which is probably why you’re talking about household fucking tips on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes everyone does have day to day lives and knowledge and experience in those areas is great and also to receive new knowledge and pass it on to others is a great feeling. THATS WHAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE FOR!!!!! Not a sex site. Unless you don’t have any friends which is probably why you’re talking about household fucking tips on here "

If I have no friends why would you come on fab and make me feel worse about that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes everyone does have day to day lives and knowledge and experience in those areas is great and also to receive new knowledge and pass it on to others is a great feeling. THATS WHAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE FOR!!!!! Not a sex site. Unless you don’t have any friends which is probably why you’re talking about household fucking tips on here

If I have no friends why would you come on fab and make me feel worse about that? "

I also didn’t ask for tips

Are you this angry with everyone who posts about things non-sex related, or just me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats on the baby sleeping 8 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??"

Yes this is talking to people who like sex lad/ladette

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Yes everyone does have day to day lives and knowledge and experience in those areas is great and also to receive new knowledge and pass it on to others is a great feeling. THATS WHAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE FOR!!!!! Not a sex site. Unless you don’t have any friends which is probably why you’re talking about household fucking tips on here "

Do you think the camping, politics and bikers forums should be banned ? They always seem popular.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Congrats on the baby sleeping 8 hours "

Thank you! Freaked me the fuck out

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Yes everyone does have day to day lives and knowledge and experience in those areas is great and also to receive new knowledge and pass it on to others is a great feeling. THATS WHAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE FOR!!!!! Not a sex site. Unless you don’t have any friends which is probably why you’re talking about household fucking tips on here "

If you don't like it, go and find someone to talk about sex with. Don't be so bloody rude and aggressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes everyone does have day to day lives and knowledge and experience in those areas is great and also to receive new knowledge and pass it on to others is a great feeling. THATS WHAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE FOR!!!!! Not a sex site. Unless you don’t have any friends which is probably why you’re talking about household fucking tips on here

If you don't like it, go and find someone to talk about sex with. Don't be so bloody rude and aggressive. "

Well said.

Also... god forbid people actually have friends on here as well. Another rule Keeley - thou must not be friends with anyone - I repeat anyone - who is so disgusting as to use a sex site. We are not capable of friendships. So please don’t ask for any household tips...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??

We do talk about other things, too, you know.

We're almost like normal people in that regard"

No we’re not!! We’re sexual deviants incapable of any dialogue that is not sexually themed. You must learn the Fab rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes everyone does have day to day lives and knowledge and experience in those areas is great and also to receive new knowledge and pass it on to others is a great feeling. THATS WHAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE FOR!!!!! Not a sex site. Unless you don’t have any friends which is probably why you’re talking about household fucking tips on here "

What is wrong with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was a site to meet and talk to people who like sex ??no its a gathering of grown ups

I got told off for talking about asbestos the other day. Something along the lines of “why are you asking a bunch of random swingers about asbestos”. Oh that’s right, I’m sorry. If you swing, you have no knowledge of every day life and stuff.

*** You *only* talk about sex. 24/7. That’s when you’re not having it. ***"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes everyone does have day to day lives and knowledge and experience in those areas is great and also to receive new knowledge and pass it on to others is a great feeling. THATS WHAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE FOR!!!!! Not a sex site. Unless you don’t have any friends which is probably why you’re talking about household fucking tips on here

What is wrong with you?"

Brave lady. Where would you start with that....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well somebody needs some honey on there toast!!

I am a disabled ex squaddie, don't get out much, so this is a way to have a giggle bit of banter, and get through the day and night,

Sex,

Aspestos,

Sausage rolls,

Sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well somebody needs some honey on there toast!!

I am a disabled ex squaddie, don't get out much, so this is a way to have a giggle bit of banter, and get through the day and night,

Sex,

Aspestos,

Sausage rolls,

Sounds good to me "

I’m glad you get a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always my queen, (bows and doffs hat), x

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Yes everyone does have day to day lives and knowledge and experience in those areas is great and also to receive new knowledge and pass it on to others is a great feeling. THATS WHAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE FOR!!!!! Not a sex site. Unless you don’t have any friends which is probably why you’re talking about household fucking tips on here

If you don't like it, go and find someone to talk about sex with. Don't be so bloody rude and aggressive.

Well said.

Also... god forbid people actually have friends on here as well. Another rule Keeley - thou must not be friends with anyone - I repeat anyone - who is so disgusting as to use a sex site. We are not capable of friendships. So please don’t ask for any household tips... "

Oh what I'm not supposed to be friends with anyone, someone report me I've broken the rules!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Yes everyone does have day to day lives and knowledge and experience in those areas is great and also to receive new knowledge and pass it on to others is a great feeling. THATS WHAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE FOR!!!!! Not a sex site. Unless you don’t have any friends which is probably why you’re talking about household fucking tips on here

If you don't like it, go and find someone to talk about sex with. Don't be so bloody rude and aggressive.

Well said.

Also... god forbid people actually have friends on here as well. Another rule Keeley - thou must not be friends with anyone - I repeat anyone - who is so disgusting as to use a sex site. We are not capable of friendships. So please don’t ask for any household tips... "

Shit, 90% of my friends are swingers, guess they don't count. I'm a loner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well somebody needs some honey on there toast!!

I am a disabled ex squaddie, don't get out much, so this is a way to have a giggle bit of banter, and get through the day and night,

Sex,

Aspestos,

Sausage rolls,

Sounds good to me "

That's a heck of a breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes everyone does have day to day lives and knowledge and experience in those areas is great and also to receive new knowledge and pass it on to others is a great feeling. THATS WHAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE FOR!!!!! Not a sex site. Unless you don’t have any friends which is probably why you’re talking about household fucking tips on here

If you don't like it, go and find someone to talk about sex with. Don't be so bloody rude and aggressive.

Well said.

Also... god forbid people actually have friends on here as well. Another rule Keeley - thou must not be friends with anyone - I repeat anyone - who is so disgusting as to use a sex site. We are not capable of friendships. So please don’t ask for any household tips...

Shit, 90% of my friends are swingers, guess they don't count. I'm a loner "

They definitely don’t count. I’m good friends with a couple I met on here a few years ago. But they’re still on here swinging, so I couldn’t have asked them about the asbestos either. What a pickle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes everyone does have day to day lives and knowledge and experience in those areas is great and also to receive new knowledge and pass it on to others is a great feeling. THATS WHAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE FOR!!!!! Not a sex site. Unless you don’t have any friends which is probably why you’re talking about household fucking tips on here

If you don't like it, go and find someone to talk about sex with. Don't be so bloody rude and aggressive.

Well said.

Also... god forbid people actually have friends on here as well. Another rule Keeley - thou must not be friends with anyone - I repeat anyone - who is so disgusting as to use a sex site. We are not capable of friendships. So please don’t ask for any household tips...

Oh what I'm not supposed to be friends with anyone, someone report me I've broken the rules!"

Naughty step for you Frida!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes everyone does have day to day lives and knowledge and experience in those areas is great and also to receive new knowledge and pass it on to others is a great feeling. THATS WHAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE FOR!!!!! Not a sex site. Unless you don’t have any friends which is probably why you’re talking about household fucking tips on here

If you don't like it, go and find someone to talk about sex with. Don't be so bloody rude and aggressive.

Well said.

Also... god forbid people actually have friends on here as well. Another rule Keeley - thou must not be friends with anyone - I repeat anyone - who is so disgusting as to use a sex site. We are not capable of friendships. So please don’t ask for any household tips...

Oh what I'm not supposed to be friends with anyone, someone report me I've broken the rules!"

What are friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes everyone does have day to day lives and knowledge and experience in those areas is great and also to receive new knowledge and pass it on to others is a great feeling. THATS WHAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE FOR!!!!! Not a sex site. Unless you don’t have any friends which is probably why you’re talking about household fucking tips on here

If you don't like it, go and find someone to talk about sex with. Don't be so bloody rude and aggressive.

Well said.

Also... god forbid people actually have friends on here as well. Another rule Keeley - thou must not be friends with anyone - I repeat anyone - who is so disgusting as to use a sex site. We are not capable of friendships. So please don’t ask for any household tips...

Oh what I'm not supposed to be friends with anyone, someone report me I've broken the rules!

What are friends"

I don’t know

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Yes everyone does have day to day lives and knowledge and experience in those areas is great and also to receive new knowledge and pass it on to others is a great feeling. THATS WHAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE FOR!!!!! Not a sex site. Unless you don’t have any friends which is probably why you’re talking about household fucking tips on here

If you don't like it, go and find someone to talk about sex with. Don't be so bloody rude and aggressive.

Well said.

Also... god forbid people actually have friends on here as well. Another rule Keeley - thou must not be friends with anyone - I repeat anyone - who is so disgusting as to use a sex site. We are not capable of friendships. So please don’t ask for any household tips...

Shit, 90% of my friends are swingers, guess they don't count. I'm a loner

They definitely don’t count. I’m good friends with a couple I met on here a few years ago. But they’re still on here swinging, so I couldn’t have asked them about the asbestos either. What a pickle. "

We are doomed to be nothing but spunk buckets for the rest of our days, roaming the wasteland that is fab begging for dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes everyone does have day to day lives and knowledge and experience in those areas is great and also to receive new knowledge and pass it on to others is a great feeling. THATS WHAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE FOR!!!!! Not a sex site. Unless you don’t have any friends which is probably why you’re talking about household fucking tips on here

If you don't like it, go and find someone to talk about sex with. Don't be so bloody rude and aggressive.

Well said.

Also... god forbid people actually have friends on here as well. Another rule Keeley - thou must not be friends with anyone - I repeat anyone - who is so disgusting as to use a sex site. We are not capable of friendships. So please don’t ask for any household tips...

Shit, 90% of my friends are swingers, guess they don't count. I'm a loner

They definitely don’t count. I’m good friends with a couple I met on here a few years ago. But they’re still on here swinging, so I couldn’t have asked them about the asbestos either. What a pickle.

We are doomed to be nothing but spunk buckets for the rest of our days, roaming the wasteland that is fab begging for dick "

Updating my location.....

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Yes everyone does have day to day lives and knowledge and experience in those areas is great and also to receive new knowledge and pass it on to others is a great feeling. THATS WHAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE FOR!!!!! Not a sex site. Unless you don’t have any friends which is probably why you’re talking about household fucking tips on here

If you don't like it, go and find someone to talk about sex with. Don't be so bloody rude and aggressive.

Well said.

Also... god forbid people actually have friends on here as well. Another rule Keeley - thou must not be friends with anyone - I repeat anyone - who is so disgusting as to use a sex site. We are not capable of friendships. So please don’t ask for any household tips...

Shit, 90% of my friends are swingers, guess they don't count. I'm a loner

They definitely don’t count. I’m good friends with a couple I met on here a few years ago. But they’re still on here swinging, so I couldn’t have asked them about the asbestos either. What a pickle.

We are doomed to be nothing but spunk buckets for the rest of our days, roaming the wasteland that is fab begging for dick

Updating my location....."

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

My spunk bucket is saggy and leaking.

Any tips or advice ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My spunk bucket is saggy and leaking.

Any tips or advice ?"

Jetwash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My spunk bucket is saggy and leaking.

Any tips or advice ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little one started sleeping through the night in her own room a few weeks ago and I still wake up constantly as if she was waking me even though she doesn't disturb me until 6ish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My little one started sleeping through the night in her own room a few weeks ago and I still wake up constantly as if she was waking me even though she doesn't disturb me until 6ish "

We just had a second night of eight hours - I managed to sleep a wee bit better

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

We just had a second night of eight hours - I managed to sleep a wee bit better "

Great news

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