FabSwingers.com forum: If you could be....

By *LARENCE77 OP Man
over a year ago

Skellefteå, Sweden

...an inanimate object.

What would it be,and why? (Note:Monster cans, Sky remotes, and Lynx aerosols have already been claimed!)

To get the ball rolling, I'd be a tent. I'd provide shelter,warmth and a cosy environment. Plus, I'd be easy to get up..I mean, put up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Tampax

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'd be a log burning fire. Keep people warm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Tampax "

I would have guessed a butt plug for you

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A saddle on a ladies bike

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By *LARENCE77 OP Man
over a year ago

Skellefteå, Sweden

"I'd be a log burning fire. Keep people warm x"

I don't believe you need a fire, to keep people warm

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Cat scratching post so I can have pussy rubbing up against me several times a day, every day.

Or a cat bed so I get to sleep with pussy regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Tampax

I would have guessed a butt plug for you

Sometimes I like to surprise ppl

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Idris Elbas favourite pair of underwear. Self explanatory.

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

A bus stop shelter...imagine all the different conversations I could listen to

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By *LARENCE77 OP Man
over a year ago

Skellefteå, Sweden

"Cat scratching post so I can have pussy rubbing up against me several times a day, every day.

Or a cat bed so I get to sleep with pussy regularly"

All well and good, if you want to wake up with half eaten mice, and smelling of ammonia

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Cat scratching post so I can have pussy rubbing up against me several times a day, every day.

Or a cat bed so I get to sleep with pussy regularly

All well and good, if you want to wake up with half eaten mice, and smelling of ammonia"

Sounds like my normal weekend

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

A 12inch rubber double ended dildo

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By *LARENCE77 OP Man
over a year ago

Skellefteå, Sweden

"A bus stop shelter...imagine all the different conversations I could listen to

In which location would your bus shelter be? Local, or elsewhere?

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By *LARENCE77 OP Man
over a year ago

Skellefteå, Sweden

"Cat scratching post so I can have pussy rubbing up against me several times a day, every day.

Or a cat bed so I get to sleep with pussy regularly

All well and good, if you want to wake up with half eaten mice, and smelling of ammonia

Sounds like my normal weekend

You're already an inanimate object then. Kudos. You made it

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A bus stop shelter...imagine all the different conversations I could listen to

Oooh, that's a good one x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A fleshlight owned by Benedict Cumberbatch.

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By *LARENCE77 OP Man
over a year ago

Skellefteå, Sweden

"A fleshlight owned by Benedict Cumberbatch.

Do you think he owns one?

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

"A bus stop shelter...imagine all the different conversations I could listen to

In which location would your bus shelter be? Local, or elsewhere?"

Right in the middle of town

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Kelly Brook's bar of soap. A short but happy time in this world.

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I want to be an echo dot so i can pretend i'm clever and helpful but really eavesdrop on everything you say

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"A bus stop shelter...imagine all the different conversations I could listen to

You want youngsters shagging in you??

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

"A bus stop shelter...imagine all the different conversations I could listen to

You want youngsters shagging in you??

are you owning up to doing that

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"A bus stop shelter...imagine all the different conversations I could listen to

You want youngsters shagging in you??

are you owning up to doing that

Not me m'lud!!

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

"A bus stop shelter...imagine all the different conversations I could listen to

You want youngsters shagging in you??

are you owning up to doing that

Not me m'lud!!

That halo is a tad lopsided

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"A bus stop shelter...imagine all the different conversations I could listen to

You want youngsters shagging in you??

are you owning up to doing that

Not me m'lud!!

That halo is a tad lopsided

Hastily straightening the halo, must have been the wind

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By *LARENCE77 OP Man
over a year ago

Skellefteå, Sweden

"A 12inch rubber double ended dildo "

Sorry mate...you're half way there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be another brick in the wall

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